Are y'all on team Mike gets Vecna'd or Will gets Vecna'd? Because I personally would throw up if Mike got Vecna'd so obviously I'm on team Mike.
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Either you want to date The Narrator from The Stanley Parable, or you want to become him.
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Pagan: I am very particular with my words. Stop - shoot. Stop - shoot. Do those words sound the same?
Me: Well I mean... a little bit kinda yeah? I mean you could've picked two less similar wo-
Pagan: *STABBY MURDER*
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now i’m wondering if i should add a hannes chapter to skydweller 3, or make it the prologue of the final fic
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i caved in. i drew the vile beast
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you wanted zoro to be on whole cake island to fulfil your weird desire to see zoro punish sanji. I wanted zoro on whole cake island because I think he's stupid enough to right place wrong time the plan and accidentally marry Sanji in full view of the whole wedding party in what becomes the most elaborately constructed comedy of errors ever written. we are NOT the same.
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> be zuko
> try desperately to ingratiate yourself within the avatar’s friend group (to no avail, of course, because you have terrible social skills, and previously tried to kill them, also)
> try to fight off the human wmd you previously hired to blow them all up
> fail miserably, because he is indestructible
> watch as sokka effortlessly kills him with a very precise boomerang throw to the brain
> suddenly recall every single time you got hit in the head by his boomerang
> feel immense gratitude for what you had previously dismissed as uncle’s obnoxiously stringent and paranoid over-emphasis on the importance of helmet safety
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Angel is somehow Older, Younger, and the Same Age as Husk
Older in the sense that he died first, making him "older" with how long he's been in Hell
Younger in that Angel died younger at almost half Husk's age meaning they're both sorta "stuck" at those ages
Same in that they were both born in the 1910s meaning their living and dead "ages" are the same when combined
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