#or dave

[markthemannequin]

Hey, I often see Jim sneaking off into that one floor..what, the two-stud camp thingy? You know why he’s sneaking off there, Mark?

Huh, hadn't really paid attention t' where he was headed durin' breaks!

I'll hafta' ask 'em next time I see the fella.

#spud jim friendship? #or dave #scratches my head #mannequin mark regretevator #rp blog #regretevator #regretevator roblox #rp #regretevator mannequin mark #mannequin mark #roblox regretevator #roblox #regretevator spud #jim regretevator #jimmy regretevator #🪚.mmark

[amazingdeadfish]

I guess over the years the mayor used different names, did they ever turn around when they heard one of these names? Like I don't know, maybe someone in the office will say one and the mayor will say "yeah?" and they look at them like a weirdo

Well, I like to think they have taken many identities, but for the most part, they probably would have actually remained nameless. You would be surprised with how many people they have met who never asked for their name. But you can think whatever you like. For the most part though, they probably went by titles.

But the idea you proposed is quite funny XDDDDDD

It's easy to imagine how at some point, they heard an old name they had been called centuries ago in City Hall, and they just whipped their head around 180 and just said "Yes?" But the moment they realise it was not then being called upon, they will immediately go back to why they were doing and just pretend they had never acknowledged the name in the first place.

Or even worse, sometimes they forget what name they have taken up currently and sort of just, forget to acknowledge being called upon.

#ask #they are so silly #you can imagine how awkward they start to feel after it happens too many times #this dude was probably known as 'Jeff' at some point #or dave #or billy or jon or some other name

[panic-and-procrastinate-writing]

new outlaw team!

this is the idea i had for jasons all girl/gay squad that i think he deserves, so! my oc outlaws team for jason i as follows: (it gets really long from here sorry)

a bue/green lantern (afab enby gothamite artist that doesn’t bind) that was inspired by red hood at the moment before their (almost) death and thus got both a green and blue power ring bc red hood gave them hope in their last moments and they found the will to survive. surprised the fuck out of everyone and when the green lanterns of earth told them they had to head to Oa and Odym to get their space sector they said nope! not being a space cop bc no.1 acab! and no.2 theres no pay? and no healthcare?! not in this economy! so they’ve been putting off going to Oa and talking to the gaurdians, instead hanging around red hood bc what else are they supposed to fucking do? does actually agree with jasons philosphy on how gotham doesn’t change and they should do something about that fucking clown, also happens to be half british and thats why their really creative in their rude insults, humongous balls, big enought to call batman a cunt to his face, and doesn’t tolerate conditional love (transphobic family probs) and! happens to have jasons dog from before, when asked why they said they found her on the streets and doesn’t know what happened to the previous owner. (jason knows, isabella got possessed by essence and then was never heard of again oops)

a speedster from the future (where else?) and is trying to stop the apocolypse. she’s kind of like her own red hood in terms of the speedster family, in which no one will take responsibility for the hurt they caused her and instead blame her for something that literally wasn’t her fault. (someone they love probably died and they couldn’t stop it, so blamed it on her for the shittiest of reasons), bc of this they exiled her from the city where the apocolypse begun (ground zero) and thus she could see the death cloud coming and managed to out run it into the past to try and stop it. i figured she would be massive adhd representation as well that goes undiagnosed for a long time bc they think its just how speedsters are (except her brain runs so much faster than the average speedster and therefore everyone thinks shes stupid bc she can’t catch her thoughts in time.) hella emotional bc of the adhd, a fucked up perception of time bc adhd and speedster, jesus its just the worst combination known to man. also imagine her with Lil Nas’ hair in that one pic (those cute ass fucking twists)

an atlantean that is basically female jason momoa, and really reminds jason of artemis to the point where the squad end up talking about how jason misses his amazon. Shes the tallest with tattoos all over her body, especially her giant beefy arms. she has atlantean magic and hydrokinesis, and even hydromancy (seing the future through water). shes a prodigy when it comes to atlantean magic, but in the middle of her 3rd year in magic school she had a traumatic exprience that fucked her up a lot. (person in authority abused their power i think you know where im going with this) bc of this she changed and her grades fell and she dropped out to escape her abusers watchful gaze and touch. when confronted about it she eventually broke down and told her mother, but that was the wrong thing to do. at first her mother told her that shes lying to escape trouble bc who would want her? shes too masculine to ever have someone want her. then she was told that she should be happy, somone finally wanted her. then she was told that it was her fault, she must have done something to lead on such a respected man, and that she was lying and she secretly wanted it. Bc of her masculine nature she faced a lot of misogyny and transphobia (from her mother) despite not being trans, bc terfs don’t care about masculine women, and reinforce the patriarchy throught their bullshit of thinking if women don’t fit in a perfect model of feminity then you are “as bad as men”. eventually she left atlantis and headed to the surface, bc mans world cant be worse than mothers world. She would understand what it’s like to be betrayed and failed by your parent same as jason, and i feel like those two are a “kill everyone if you die on me” kind of duo. is also a lightweight when it comes to human alcohol. very funny when she thinks she can drink everyone under the table bc she could jellyshot pretty heavy in atlantis and then procedes to get shit faced from a 5% wheat beer. on the floor crying after one drink lol.

the fourth and final member (excluding dog) would be a white martian that all four of them rescue. the speedster tracked the energy source of the apocolypse and discovered it was underwater, deep underwater. so redhood, lantern and speedster track down someone who can go that deep, our beloved atlantean. deciding to take the job (bc why not this shits interesting) the four of them head under, and going in blind, make an absolute mess. they have no blue print of the place, no clue what they are looking for or what to do with it if they find it. its possibly the end of the fucking world and they’re just bashing heads left and right, fighting goons all the way to the middle of this underwater base. and there, in the middle of a glass contanment cell, is a fucked up looking martian. Martian manhunter said all the white martians were gone, but clearly fucking not. none of them know about (white) martians or what they did, so they gladly rescue this fucker. not knowing what else to do, they bring the base down before fleeing with their prescious alien. (jason did do some hacking before they left and stole the data, but has yet to decode it) When the martian wakes up, it remembers literally nothing, and it becomes an entire plot point to figuring out how this sweet and confused creature could possibly end the world. and they are sweet! white martians have been written as villains for manhunter since the beginning (and there has only been one! white martian that has befriended manhunter, mad discrimination against an entire race), but this lil dude is just scared, and loves korean dramas. When manhunter discovers them, i think it would be justice league vs outlaws bc of the prejudice against our poor lil alien. they would probably be extremely genderfluid in the coolest way bc of shapeshifting, and also bc martian genders and sexes are a completely different binary to a humans gender binary, therefore wouldn’t fit on it all. would probably have a very feminine presentation though bc they are mostly surrounded by women and afabs, and are trying to fit in.

christ this got away from me. anyway, jason deserves women who understand him and can be his actual family. these girls and gays 100% convinced him to steal the batmobile and they wrecked his “memorial” in the batcave. ready to dunk on(fist fight and kill on a tuesday) Bman at a moments notice. jason’s polycule that call batman a bitchless furry to his face in front of the justice league. He is the only man and it makes him feel safe.

AND he has his dog!!! and she wont be named dog. she will be called michael bc its really funny to me. jason just turns to his dog in the car next to him and says “michael you seein this shit?” and its batman making out with catwoman. they boo at them.

#dc hire me im better than lobdell. #give him his dog back. #dogs with human names are funny #especialy when its female animals with male names #like jeremy #or dave #jason todd #red hood #red hod and the outlaws #rhato #i have so much more to say about this lol #jaspers outlaws

[thepromiscuousfinger]

#Rip Dave Brandt #ty for your hard work sir #cw: death #agriculture

[cimicherrychanga]

Because i feel like i might be overestimating what the average is, i shall Conduct Research

This isn't about how many languages you speak, but how many youre able to count up to at least 10 in, since basic numbers are some of the first words you learn in a foreign language and sometimes you catch them without having studied the language at all

#shut up dave #cause like. i got 7 i think? #which isnt much ofc but i would assume its probably slightly above average #MY HYPOTHESIS. is that the average person on earth. can count up to 10 in at least 3 languages #hypothesis which i reached after a lot of narrowing down. so i have a feeling its correct this time

[indigonite]

Happy 413 you homestucks

#homestuck #john egbert #rose lalonde #jade harley #dave strider #413 #hs fanart

[hijinxx]

Happy 4/13!! Have some silly little guys!

#Homestuck #413 #homestuck day #john egbert #rose lalonde #dirk strider #jane crocker #roxy lalonde #Dave strider #jade harley #jake english #Aradia #karkat #terezi #eridan #nepeta #vriska #equius #sollux #gamzee #feferi #tavros #kanaya

[juniorectobiologist]

happy 413 everyone!! 15 years felt like a significant number so i wanted to do push myself to do smthg over the top for this one haha

this comic has had me in a chokehold for over 10 years waow.. still lookin forward to see what comes from the new team! anyway happy anniversary sweethearts <333

#homestuck #homestuck 413 #413 #john egbert #rose lalonde #dave strider #jade harley #beta kids #my art #hs fanart

[cyber-corp]

🥳🏠

#413 #happy birthday to this piece of shit webcomic that has changed my life from the moment i started reading #homestuck #john egbert #rose lalonde #(ascend descend rise up abscond) #dave strider #jade harley #gecko boy

[eznii]

literally unbelievable that its been 15 years 😭😭😭

#homestuck #homestuck fanart #413 #rose lalonde #jade harley #dave strider #john egbert #art #my art #digital art #beta kids #hs #posting this at 04.13 my time

[chloesimaginationthings]

William Afton into the FNAF-verse

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #william afton #dave miller #steve raglan #dayshift at freddy's #the fourth closet #fnaf movie #sister location #dsaf #dsaf dave #dsaf fanart #fnaf #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #spiderverse #I’m so sorry for this comic guys #I couldn’t get this idea out of my head #HUGE DAY for DSAF likers though!! #Book Dave doesn’t really like DSAF Dave pff #also finally drew my game William design again #also first time drawing anything from the fourth closet! #so many firsts SO many wills #don’t gotta worry about them all meeting up #cause I doubt the wills will get along enough to do anything evil #just an ego competition

[homestuckreblogs]

#edit: No I did not censor the word fuck. that’s from the original meme. c’mon #homestuck #413 #homestuck 413 #dave strider #karkat vantas #rose lalonde #john egbert #jade harley #dirk strider #jake english #kanaya maryam #happy 413

[candycoated-rage]

my friend took this screenshot of me showing off my book collection and the bitrate dropped real bad here and i cant stop laughing at it. what the fuck

#homestuck #homestuck act 1 #john egbert #june egbert #dave strider #rose lalonde

[carmsgarms]

Finally. Maybe now people will stop calling him CREEPY. God.

Also Dave continues to be a treasure 💀🤣

#halsin #halsin silverbough #bg3 #dave jones #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3

[aroacedavestrider]

people will hear you talk about struggling with mental illness and say “you can do anything if you just put your mind to it”. brother what part of the body does the mental illness happen in. what do you think is the problem

#neurodivergent #adhd #autism #executive dysfunction #shoutout to my dad lmao. mr ‘just outthink it!’ #fuck! dude i never thought of that #waiiiit wait youre telling me all i have to do to overcome the Problems is put my mind to it #ok lemme consult the mind rq #im back. the mind is what has the Problems #my post #dave speaks

[deviika]

Blythe Baird // Dave Eggers

#blythe baird #dave eggers #quotes #book quotes #classic literature #poetry #deep quotes #dark academia #chaotic academia #light academia