a customer just came in and ordered a flat white with six (6) shots in it. for clarity thats like.. a full cup of espresso with maybe an inch of milk sitting on top. this mf is trying to meet the hat man
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Tanthai, what kind of idiot are you to post this on instagram? Child, I love you, but this is just dumb. My poor tiny idiot child.
This is the only time his father has ever been right in his life. Not for the reasons he thinks, of course. But nonetheless. They would have been so much safer if they hadn't done that.
Tanthai breaks my heart on so many levels and Thee loves him so much and his father doesn't give a single fuck about him.
Oh, so the father is a monster.
I am entirely lost to these two. I love them so much. The broken rich young master who is so hated by his own father that he has truly never been loved and the bodyguard who will willingly become a whipping boy if he has any hope of protecting him, of keeping him alive, of saving him to love him the way he deserves to be loved.
Thee is absolutely the hero that Tanthai deserves and they absolutely break my entire heart into tiny pieces with their pain.
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Question for drawing purposes that you will be tagged in, how tall is your Sona? What would be a rough idea of how tall they are. :D
uhhhh, i dont have exact measurements... but this should hopefully be adequate:
i can fit in your hand
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Love hcing that zane pre-s4 was like a fully functioning human just made of synthetic materials with like. Fully functioning systems etc. (especially since he's shown to have a heart-beat?? ) but then post-s4 he's become more robot-like since Zane + Pixal have more mechanical/engineering expertise than they do biology but I DONT. KNOW HOW TO PORTRAY THAT IN MY ART OR WRITING. I DONT KNOW HOW !!
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Ciri: Avallac'h, do you remember when we visited that planet with very simple humans... with no monsters... just wars...
Avallac'h: ... yes?
Ciri: And remember when I brought some of those drinks from there... they called them redbulls...
Avallac'h: Ciri what did you do.
Ciri: Well you see-
Dandelion, blasting down the doors: CIRI YOUR DRINKS ARE MAGICAL I HAVE NEVER WRITTEN SO MUCH SONGS DO YOU WANT TO HEAR THE NEWEST ONE LISTEN LISTEN- GERALT THE WITCHER FROM COLDEST LANDS-
Geralt, tired, right behind him: Avallac'h for the love of god kill him.
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from a vibes perspective, i totally understand why so many people look at keefe and go ‘this guy would be the male equivalent of a wine aunt when he’s older’.
but. but.
taking lore into consideration, in my heart, he’s terrified of alcohol (even if he tries really hard to hide it). because. like. his first exposure is almost guaranteed to be through cassius, and cassius canonically threw a glass extremely close to him at least once when he was, like, 8. maybe cassius wasn’t always extra nasty when he was drunk, but there’s gotta be a correlation in keefe’s brain between risking getting seriously hurt (emotionally or physically) and alcohol consumption that’s really hard for him to shake.
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The fact that Felix believed Oliver over Farleigh about Venetia...
Like, Felix.
Felix. 😩😭😔
He trusted Oliver that much; to the point where he believed a man he had only known for less than a year over a cousin that he had known his whole. Life. A cousin who was more like a brother to him when it came down to it!!
His blind trust in Oliver is ultimately what lead to his downfall.
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tagged by @wldestluv-rs and @rottengurlz <3
OCS as OBSCURE ASSOCIATIONS with Matthias
ANIMAL: wolves / cougars / birds of prey
COLORS: silver / ice blue
MONTH: april… it’s his birth month
SONGS: he has a playlist, but some personal favorites for him are temptation by michelle gurevich, bring me back a dog by iamx, and total depravity by the veils
NUMBER: 9
PLANTS: aconite / thistle / dogwood
SMELLS: saffron / amber / wood / leather / powder (et cetera, et cetera... matthias wears strong cologne so i could go on and on for this one)
GEMSTONE: apatite / hematite / snowflake obsidian
TIME OF DAY: 5-7 am
SEASON: winter
WEATHER: a hail storm—freezing rain that stings the skin and hail that cuts it open
SKY: dawn
PLACES: drowning under the bloodied ice of a frozen lake / walking through a garden atrium with humidity that plasters his clothes to his skin
FOOD: ciasto ze śliwkami
DRINKS: red wine
SEASONINGS: pepper
ELEMENT: water
ASTROLOGICAL SIGNS: aries
MAGICAL POWER: resurrection
WEAPONS: torn knuckles / belt / wire
SOCIAL MEDIA: this is the doesn’t-like-technology guy… there’s seriously zero associations i can come up with here. he’s meant for sending heated love letters and waiting an unbearable fortnight for a response.
MAKEUP PRODUCT: lip stain
CANDY: jawbreaker
METHOD OF LONG DISTANCE TRAVEL: trapped in a casket in a dark hearse / kidnapped and thrown in the back of a trunk
ART STYLE: classical realism / baroque
FEAR: drowning / sleep
MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURE: hellhound
PIECE OF STATIONERY: a heavy paperweight that’s just a chunk of raw stone
THREE EMOJIS: 🐺🩻🩸⏳🍷📖♟️
CELESTIAL BODY: eris
tagging @birdietrait, @hell-dusk, @stinkrascal, @veone, @void-imp, @zohrou, and @rainymoodlet
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