#or else!

[respectthepetty]

Non is either dead, he's dead and now an evil spirit terrorizing the boys or he is alive and the main killer. Thai horror films leans heavily on ghosts and supernatural but the creators of DFF seemed to have also taken inspiration from western horror/slasher films like I Know What You Did Last Summer, The Blair Witch Project, Scream and Friday the 13th.

If they are following western horror tropes then the obvious killer(s) or accomplice(s) would be Phee, Tan or both. If that is the case then Jin is clearly the classic final girl.

White has no personal stakes at this point or role in the story. He would be a pretty underwhelming final girl because I think hes boring so far. He's either cannon fodder to be slashed or he only survives because the killer is defeated. I would love if they changed my mind but we are already on episode 8. So unless we get more backstory on White that seems to be where his storyline is headed. Tee has been the more interesting character of that duo.

If they actually want to "surprise" the audience then revealing White as the killer or an accomplice would be a cool twist.

Anon, have you realized that I'm being UNREASONABLE about Dead Friend Forever? You've seen my Wild Ass Theories, so you must know I'm losing my mind with my little whiteboard and red string trying to connect the dots, right?

I'm prepared for all outcomes because I'm unhinged about his show, but . . .

"I think [White's] boring so far"

White slander? In my inbox? On a Tuesday?!

White is either an innocent bystander like his name implies caught up in this fuckery because his boyfriend Tee SUCKS, or he is a killer whose big doe eyes and kind demeanor tricked all these boys into believing he was there for love and not for *murder*, but either way, White will survive.

White realized there was no cell service.

White found the walkie-talkie.

White got the walkie-talkie working.

White found the knife.

White found the gun.

White saw part of the video.

White keeps dragging Tee's ass back when Tee wants to run.

White saw a rash on his skin.

White didn't know Tee's uncle was going to jail.

White wasn't supposed to be there.

The boy is propelling this plot forward, and it could very well be because he is Non's brother and is lying about not knowing anything about Non or Tee's uncle, which is why he swindled his way onto this trip so he would be the least suspicious and take Tee's ass down!

But what keeps me stuck is he is actively dating Tee. White is having shower sex with a man who roped his brother into money laundering, watched him get beat up, and possibly left him for dead?! Is Non's brother actually that crazy?!

In my mind, Jin could be a killer before White! But Jin is being extra creepy about Non, and I think it is being easily dismissed. Too easily.

Jin keeps touching Non. Jin keeps staring at Non. Jin convinced Non to stay with his bullies. Jin took a video of Non and planned to upload it, so regardless if the upload happened or not, the boy is still not Final Gay status.

I have not liked Jin or Tee since the first episode. Tee told White he was being disobedient and Jin had too much attitude to be on a trip with his buddies. In the words of Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz, "if yo ass wanna act, then you can keep your ass where you at."

So if Jin was sooooo upset to be on this trip, why did he come? As a killer? Possibly. But as the past as shown us, Jin does what the group does. He might protest and make side comments, but Jin is always going to do what the group wants. That's not Final Gay behavior.

This is Jin's going away celebration, so he really could be a killer and planned this entire ordeal to get everyone back together before he kills them all and peaces out to America.

But at this point, I'm completely biased.

Jin is my #1 enemy

Tee needs to die by White's hands

Tan and Phi are in this together

Non is alive

White will be the Final Gay because Phi and Tan wouldn't take out an innocent boy who wasn't even supposed to be there

And I'm quickly losing my mind

White lives.

Or else.

#dead friend forever #dead friend forever the series #Wild Theories #I have theories for days #and they only get wilder #but why do y'all keep asking me about them #I'm being unreasonable #I cannot see the light #because I don't want to #White will live #or else!

[chansaw]

EVERYONE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO PIPER NOW!!!!!!!!

#piper #OR ELSE!

[aropride]

finally. with four different extensions my favourite website is useable again

#text #it's like when u have adhd meds & caffeine & anxiety meds & weed all in the same day. u gotta get that perfect balance #or else!

[blackstonetowers]

[start ID: a golden star with text on it that says: I survived Day 9 of Purgatory. the 9 is crisper than the rest of the text and the 7 has been scribbled and blended over. the image as a whole has become slightly crunchier /End ID.]

do not @ me for forgetting to post day 7 im sorry </3 but. well. it doesn't feel like it, but here's the star everyone! i'm going to go cry

#they speak #qsmp #be kind to each other! #or else!

[ghcstcd]

every day I feel like I must produce art and share or else

#or else!

[lyledebeast]

I have made brioche dough. It almost killed my ten year old stand mixer.

#brioche #baking #these are going to be the best hot cross buns ever #or else!

[antibatsidekickgirl]

My enemies must call me "Miss Antibat."

#or else! #hahahaha! #Sidekick Girl's thoughts

[yellowfingcr]

“Campfire, Laur?”

“Beyond fitting. None more deserving of such word than you. Just don’t forget you’re also more than the warmth you provide others.”

#dash comm #Or else!

[dare-g]

#be kind rewind #or else! #talks

[ohmeadows]

sometimes i'll hear a dispatch from what the twitter (soon to be x) side of the fandom is arguing about and it's just. "what? haha. ok. what?" like there's nothing to add or engage with.

#this applies to multiple fandoms #i rmbr when i was still on there and even if someone had an actually correct take #you couldn't agree with them bc like a year ago they had a bad one #and you had to always remember everything anyone had ever Take'd #Or Else! #idk logging off is also nice

[valorxdrive]

Claim the booty, indeed.

"Of course! You think the brightest part of a brave quest along the waving coasts and the lashing waves should have no reward?" By now, a cocky smirk found itself being fashioned on his lips.

"You have to think big!"

#Anon #| Bottle Mail #Have your eyes on the prize #Or else!

[rubenesque-as-fuck]

I'm GOING to PAINT today

It's gonna HAPPEN

(And I'm posting this to hold myself accountable for that statement)

#bill and ted is still stuck on the underpainting layer #painting is going to happen #or else! #holding myself to that #or trying to #texts to nobody

[neilphen]

how do u ppl not bark and throw up in the tags??? is it shame??? are u so shameful to say ARF ARF AEF AWOOOOO or AASUUGGHHHAHHHHHWWAHH . tell me how ur really feeling. i dont wanna just see "paul" or "george" show me some emotion

#cmon people #do u feel NOTHING when u look at these photos #or am i just the crazy one here #dont let me me be the crazy one here thats never good to make me feel crazy #cuz then i become it #so dont #or else! #personal

[theblackestofsuns]

“Or Else!”

Fantastic Four #24 (March 1964)

Stan Lee, Jack Kirby, George Roussos and Stan Goldberg

Marvel Comics

#Fantastic Four #Stan Lee #Jack Kirby #George Roussos #Stan Goldberg #Marvel Comics #Great Comics #Great Comic Art #Or Else!

[prodgermmath]

I haven’t listened to Nightvale since my last year of Uni, which was nearly a decade ago at this point.

But, that said, if Cecil doesn’t win this poll, then I’m going to be so mildly upset.

#2022 Philip Election #Poll #Cecilsweep #Cecil *will* sweep #Or else!

[mikuni14]

Since they saved Vegas despite his serious wounds, I HOPE they saved Erika too  😤😠 

#kinnporsche #Erika - a KP hidden gem #I want to see her in season 2 #or else!