#or five hargreeves

[l0velysmut]

family: “why are you just sitting in ur room smiling at ur phone?”

me who’s been reading smut about fictional characters for the past 6 hours:

#smut #relatable #neteyam x reader #jake sully x reader #lo’ak x reader #tonowari x reader #miguel o’hara x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #ghost x reader #konig x reader #draco malfoy x reader #mattheo riddle x reader #ellie williams x reader #harry potter x reader #rick grimes x reader #dean winchester x reader #neytiri x reader #wanda maximoff x reader #natasha romanoff x reader #steve rogers x reader #bucky barnes x reader #edmund pevensie x reader #eddie munson x reader #steve harrington x reader #robin buckley x reader #five hargreeves x reader #leon kennedy x reader #gojo satoru x reader #rafe cameron x reader #jj mayback x reader

[mcntsee]

The real barbie is Y/n.

Y/n’s a doctor, a cop, a scientist, an agent, vet, hero, villain, astronaut, lawyer, spy, criminal, artist, chef, engineer, psychologist, architect, journalist, firefighter, event planner, mechanic, photographer, musician, actor, interior designer, bartender, fashion designer, barista, florist, forensic scientist, flight attendant, profiler, tour guide, translator, etc.

#y/n #spencer reid x y/n #spencer reid x reader #criminal minds x reader #cod x reader #simon riley x reader #konig x reader #cod x y/n #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley x y/n #konig x y/n #harry potter x y/n #kaz brekker x reader #kaz brekker x y/n #six of crows x reader #jesper fahey x reader #jesper fahey x y/n #wylan van eck x reader #fanfiction #fluff #angst #alastor x reader #hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin hotel x y/n #alastor x y/n #hobie brown x reader #hobie brown x y/n #the umbrella academy x reader #five hargreaves x reader #klaus hargreeves x reader

[c0ffeeb1ack]

he's a cult leader, he's a fashion icon, he's a war veteran, he's immortal, he dies all the time, he's haunted, he's high and he's sober, he's agnostic, god hates him personally. i didn't say his name but he popped into your head, didn't he?

#the umbrella academy #tua #klaus hargreeves #yeah i just did one of these for five but i hope you'll allow me this indulgence <3 #might end up doing more if i don't get bored of this format lol

[sweetpastillas]

totally real umbrella academy merchandise

#tua #the umbrella academy #barbie #barbie movie #im so so so sorry i didnt know what to rlly put for diego fhfdjdj #ALSO HIII I LOVE THAT RITU IS GOING TO BE IN THIS FILM #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #umbrella ben #ben hargreeves #viktor hargreeves

[myhyperfixationisiforgot]

"If the Hargreeves had phones every season would end in two episodes!" Babe if there were cell phones in the Umbrella Academy it would be so much worse. Not a single person in that house is capable of conveying information in a coherent manner. Diego has them all blocked. Viktor only listens to his voicemail in bulk once a month. Five developed his own shorthand during the apocalypse that he truly thinks is coherent to other human beings (it is not). Luther, by nature of who he is, absolutely Does Not Text for any reason and keeps calling the others. Klaus is carrying at least four conversations in the same thread at any given point in time. Even if they all managed to remember that they owned phones (unlikely) and then proceeded to convey relevant information in a timely fashion (even less likely), not a single one of them would figure it out. Allison could probably muster the braincells necessary but would not under any circumstances manage to stay on task long enough to do anything about it. Phones would absolutely not help with anything at all.

#cell phones would add at least two possibly six side quests to any given plot line #someone has to convince five not to just smash his phone with a hammer at least twice a week #the umbrella academy #diego hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #five hargreeves #luther hargreeves

[diamondri]

ok but Klaus and Five are Sirius and Regulus variants

#all the young dudes #the umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #diego hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #ben hargreeves #allison hargreeves #marauders #marauders era #james potter #peter pettigrew #sirius black #sirius orion black #regulus black #regulus arcturus black #the black family #the black brothers #atyd #anything for our moony #wolfstar #jegulus #dead gay wizards from the 70s #gay dead wizards #dead gay wizards #incorrect marauders #marauders incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #james & peter & remus & sirius #james fleamont potter

[brellygifs]

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY, SEASON 4 First Look

#tuaedit #the umbrella academy #umbrellacademyedit #uaedit #hargreevesedit #the hargreeves #five hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #ben hargreeves #diego hargreeves #luther hargreeves #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #lila pitts #s4 #* #by becca

[momokodaisy]

Extremely Late Umbrella Academy Textposts That Have Definitely Been Done Before (6/?) Prev Next

Bonus:

#allison hargreeves #diego hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #lila pitts #luther hargreeves #five hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #reginald hargreeves #sloane hargreeves #tua #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy

[sunriseseance]

Posters and release date.

#the umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves #tua spoilers #allison hargreeves #diego hargreeves #five hargreeves #Luther Hargreeves #Lila Pitts #Viktor Hargreeves #Ben Hargreeves #Reginald Hargreeves #Tua s4

[wingedshoes]

you're ALL WRONG the umbrella academy can never be riverdale because they have 30 year olds playing 16 year olds and tua has an 18 year old playing a 58 year old

#tua s3 #the umbrella academy #elliot page #viktor hargreeves #ben hargreeves #the sparrow academy #sparrow ben #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #aidan gallagher #david casteñeda #diego hargreeves #luther hargreeves #allison hargreeves #tua

[weird-little-book-lover]

Does anyone else know what I'm talking about here?

#good omens 2 #good omens #good omens crowley #david tennant #ineffable husbands #good omens season 2 #good omens season two #anthony j crowley #loki series #loki #Tom Hiddleston #klaus hargreeves #umbrella academy #five hargreeves #loki variant

[nicostiel]

Five Hargreeves + Text Posts Part 5

#theumbrellaacademyedit #tuaedit #the umbrella academy #tua #five hargreeves #aidan gallagher #tua spoilers #the umbrella academy spoilers #tua season 3 #the umbrella academy season 3 #tvedit #*myedits

[rocks-in-my-vodka]

when that dance battle started in the first episode, i for real was just ready to accept that that was what they were doing. like yea. dance it out, you little funkies

#it did not even occur to me that it was a hallucination #i thought it was really what the scene was #the umbrella academy #the umbrella academy s3 #tua s3 ep1 #ben hargreeves #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #luther hargreeves #marcus #sloane #vanya hargreeves #umbrella academy #christopher the cube #ben #robert sheehan #victor hargreeves #elliot page #diego hargreeves #five #aidan gallagher #mine own

[hihomeghere]

I’m so normal about them

#the umbrella academy #tua #five hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #diego hargreeves #luther hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #alison hargreeves #ben hargreeves #sir reginald hargreeves #sloane hargreeves #fei hargreeves #marcus hargreeves #the sparrow academy #incorrect tua quotes #vanya hargreeves #lila pitts

[oskarwing]

Five *talking about how different versions of them exist now*

Luther *gasps* DOPPELGÄNGER! PARADOX PSYCHOSIS! I learned all about this in Texas! This is great. I'm gonna get a good grade in little side adventures with my elderly brother, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.

#tua s3 spoilers #tua season 3 #luther hargreeves #five hargreeves #that's how the scene went right? #the umbrella academy

[thehandl3r]

Lila talking about the umbrella academy:

#lila pitts #the umbrella academy #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #five hargreeves #tua allison #viktor hargreeves #ben hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #the sparrow academy