#or how little chill

[penandinkprincess]

okay, but fae/non-human jaskier who DOES plan to tell geralt, but then it just...never comes up?? fucking ever?? twenty years in, jaskier still looks young as ever, and geralt has? no questions? are you fucking kidding?? now he’s honestly just kind of insulted and isn’t gonna bring it up unless geralt does now. what a dumbass.

#geraskier #geralt #jaskier #pen posts #jaskier treating his immortality like a forgotten anniversary/birthday #'well if you don't know i'm not gonna tell you' #like fucking hell jask was a little nervous about bringing it up #now he's just kinda annoyed #twenty years? nothing?? #geralt fucking SAW him eat a flower once and still? is apparently just like 'yeah that's chill'?? #the FUCK do they teach witchers at Witcher School honestly #pfft #jask goes to kaer morhen and takes vesemir aside #'im not telling you how to do your job but you raised a massive dumbass' #'i raised three but continue' #now jaskier is just playing chicken about the whole thing #jaskier eating a deathcap mushroom making eye contact: SURELYthis will spark a conversation now #geralt not hearing any signs of distress: huh i guess humans can eat those after all #geralt's had so little meaningful contact with humans over the year he's just #'yeah that might as well happen' about the whole thing

[seesboy]

my vocaloid spin has me by the neck and that's okay

#vocaloid #utauloid #synthesizer v #vocal synth #music #AND JUST LIKE #THE SECOND PART OF THE BOTTOM #BEING ABLE TO LISTEN TO SO MANY AMAZING VOCALOID/UTAU/SYNTHV/ETC SONGS N COVERS #JUST GETTING CHILLS FROM HOW AMAZING THEY ARE IN THEMSELVES #AND THEN COMES THE ADDED APPRECIATION FROM USING PROGRAMS LIKE THAT MYSELF... #LIKE HOLY SHITTTTTTT #PEOPLE R SO TALENTED LIKE WE'RE SO FUCKING CREATIVE!!! /GEN #MY LITTLE AUTISTIC BRAIN GOES INSANE WHEN YOU PUT AN AMAZING VOCAL SYNTH COVER IN FRONT OF ME

[batshit-birds]

i love how vampire Damian is just the personification of "i have zero fucks left to give"

#and if he's not okay after issue 8 i'm going to riot #dc vs vampires #damian wayne #I LOVE MY UNDEAD SON #i love how he continues to just be chilling with the humans and helping them out #and being a sassy lad all the while #no one else could do it like him #he's built different #this is his world we're all just living in it #also i desperately hope that the little tidbit of 'yeah and who replaces dick? the kid?' #isn't foreshadowing to the humans winning and then damian hopping on the throne all SIKE YOU THOUGHT I WAS HELPING #they better fuckin Not #but also.... vampire prince damian lives on in my heart

[codes-and-stuffs]

i do unfortunately feel like every time these ccs stream ppl are so disappointed... guys it's not gonna be like the Golden Days y'all gotta stop having massive expectations! it's not lockdown, they don't stream dsmp every day, it would be hard to stream it often bc of the current weight upon it! i think we all need to check ourselves and like... manage expectations. i thought this was a fab stream and while it's valid to think otherwise i do encourage ppl to take a step back and enjoy the fandom! a hell of a lot of streams has this vibe, it's not gonna go the way the fandom wishes, and i reckon that's pretty cool!

#dsmp #discourse #fandom negative #a little? #i think most of you are chill! #but i do think that takes about how this stream was Bad Bad Bad are a little boring and cold yknow? it was pretty good

[eidrefangel09]

Say it

Audio - The Grumps @ 3:16

#THIS TOOK ME WAY TOO LONG BECAUSE OF PROCRASTINATION #I'm not done there's gonna be more lego monkie grumps where that came from #I'm just gonna say it now ANY audio of Arin losing his shit and Dan being In chill bottom text is Pigsy and Sandy #onto the lore of this four second video #when drawing the little DBK I drew it like how I think Red Son would #by being unnecessarily aggressive #it ended up making the coloring somewhat work oops it's supposed to be more messy than that #I colored over the lines for good measure ( • ▽ • ) #ha promare fire #MK is drawing Red Son as the elmo meme #I had that idea while drawing the little DBK and it was real funny to me #MK's chill drawing face unintentionally makes it look like Spicynoodles implied #it isn't but feel free to see it however you want I don't care ¯\_(= ▽ =)_/¯ #also can you tell I'm insane over molding Red Son's hair to have bull ears and horns #I'd be able to interpret bull ears better if his hair down TvT #my art #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #lego monkie kid fanart #monkie kid fanart #lmk red son #lmk mk

[thatgaywizardoverthere]

Absolutely obsessed with merlin really being a dramatic lil bastard in 1.02 and deadass sticking his hand out in an arena full of people to yell a spell even though it was revealed like 5 minutes into episode 1 that seemingly all he needs to do is look to make something happen

#listen #tell me i’m wrong #this is literally so funny to me #like you’re really gonna look me in the eyes a single damn episode after this boy deadass SLOWED DOWN TIME #was able to keep time slowed down while he looked around and had a chill little think about what to do next #moved sizable furniture across the room #and then later froze water in place in midair #all without moving or saying anything #and you’re gonna tell me the screaming and hand motion was fully necessary #like don’t even lie to me #half the time in his room this boy wasn’t even pointing his hand at the practice statue #like this dramatic dumbass really just saw an entire arena of people where he was supposed to do the spell #and decided that if he was gonna risk going down for sorcery he might as well give it the ole razzle dazzle #and that’s how merlin ‘I’m great at keeping secrets’ emrys almost outed his magic to everyone in camelot #and continued to do so every day since #honestly iconic #merlin #the og dumbass #truly the dumbest wizard since 5AD #we love to see it #valiant #bbc merlin

[fellowshipofthenoodles]

POV: You are being Sniffed by Oolong.

#Oolong #the noodles #we can hold him finally! #look at hims little face #he’s only 11 months old #he’s really chill about being handled too it’s wild compared to Tonka #who’s just like papa why every time I perceive him #I guess I don’t know how much Tonka’s last keeper held him and stuff #anyway #tags #snake #snek #reptiblr #reptiles #snakes #petblr #baby snake #ball python #royal python

[illiana-mystery]

Oh this...this is beautiful. 

#i'm back on my bullshit #i needed to satisfy my thirst for horvath today #so i watched the movie again #come to realize i totally missed this scene #i don't know how i did #but i did #look at this man #he's too cute #he's so evil yet so adorable #i love his little grin #too cute #he needs a hug #he needs a hug from me #i'd give him all the hugs #bump veronica i'll be your girl #didi chill lol #girl stop #maxim horvath #the sorcerer's apprentice #my sweet alfredo #my heart #❤❤❤❤ #alfred molina

[saeraas]

I forgot a lot of people don't read the manga because this one person three seats away from me kept audibly getting excited when gojo showed up then when Geto talked to Gojo friendly when he was declaring war they went "wait what" to the flashbacks with the two separating and just said "oh"

#jjk #jjk 0 #they had no idea #also someone laughed when rika got hit by the car what the fuck #but theater was pretty chill. hoping when i go and see it with my brother it's just a little more animated #satoru gojo #suguru geto #satosugu #person is going home and reading bc they were just confused how geto knew gojo and how it conflicted with s1

[zeppazariel]

How could Peter outlive Evan?! My heart wasn't ready.

this is...so interesting. very, very interesting, indeed. because, ya know, in canon peter DID outlive evan, and james, and lily, and sirius—

as that one musical about dead people said, death doesn't discriminate, it just takes, and takes, and takes...

#yall got me out here quoting hamilton GOODBYE #i find it interesting that people are like HOW COULD PETER STILL BE ALIVE #like that man lived for TWELVE YEARS after betraying everyone #ofc he's still alive. he's PETER #actually wait. peter lived for SIXTEEN YEARS (im pretty sure but im gay so im bad at math i could be wrong) #anyway yeah he's still alive and chilling out there with his little group!!! #zar actually answers asks for once #fic: crimson rivers #crimson rivers spoilers

[gothteddies]

sometimes my job is take care of you better then you ever have been before and sometimes my job is to fuck your throat until you see stars.

#gothteddy posts #genderless post #feeling. very caring and also very destructive tonight #want to take care of someone #but oh my god i also want to r u i n them #i want to make them my absolute fucking toy #and i want them to worship me for it #i want them to love me for how caring and gentle i am with them #how i provide and take care of them better then they could ever ask for #and i want them to return that by eagerly letting me abuse their body #god i want to just demolish someones throat right now while they struggle but still look up at me adoringly #sooooo happy to be doing this for me and to let me do rhis to them #fuckk i want to care of and spoil snd lavish rhemcwith attention #want to make them the pretty little hosts partner for a dinner party #get them an adorable dress and big collar so everyone knows what they are and why they have such a big goofy smile on #and i want to host a fun chill party #then brutally fuck my little toy in fromt of everyone so they can get jealous of how perfect they are for me #fuck. #so possesive right now. #fuck i want to bite someones neck snd growl at them that theyre body belongs to me

[thatonefandomjumper]

Gayasses (affectionate)

Guess who just got into the worst show

#South park #stan marsh #kyle broflovski #Butters Stotch #kenny mccormick #eric cartman #The weirdest thing happened with this post where someone re-blogged it and then immediately un-reblogged it and proceed to make a post #About how I was hating on straight people because of a joke that was in the tags beforw about the gay side of the fandom being more chill #than the straight side #Unsure how to feel about it but if I don't find it at least a little funny than what's even the point

[caldump]

scene where coomer bullies benrey a bit

#hlvrai #half life vr but the ai is self aware #harold coomer #calhanxart #i got csp and im testin out the brushes #i love how chill my art gets whenever i draw on tablet #brush go whoosh and i do not care #its absolute bliss not caring #3rd img look cute #im never going to finalize a design for these assholes #which is a little funny bc i have finalized designs for my other interest

[halloweentual]

do you ever get slightly annoyed with a character choosing to be the better person. like i know it's probably more benefitial to you and everyone around you bestie but i feel like if you went a little apeshit in response to what some people did to you it'd be justified ❤️

#watched great pretender and it was cool i am just a little mad about how everyone in edamura's life treats him ughhh #like i get that they're not always telling him about the plan because he might mess it up by knowing but like #they just repeatedly fake their deaths without telling him and traumatize him through that and then expect him to be chill about it #also his dad... like congrats to him for being not as bad as he could've been but he was still an awful father. perish please ❤️ #[email protected]: shut up #great pretender

[ablaske]

OP IS A TERF! OP IS A TERF I KNOW THEY'RE A TERF BLOCK AND STA Y SAFE BLOCK AND STAY SAFE OP!!IS A TERF A STINKY STINKY TERF *bark bark*!!!!OH NO ONE IS SAFE NONONO THIS IS A DOG WHISTLE A DOG WHISTLE I'M TELLING YOU!! TERFY TERFY WORDS BLOCK AND DON'T INTERACT!! BLOCK AND STAY SAF E

#this is legit how some of y'all be in here #like maybe chill a little bit? #take a breather? #because your brains are literally frying #terf #terfs #op is a terf #block and stay safe #my post

[little-mouse-adventures]

Book 1 Butler around his boss, who happens to be an adolescent:

Book 8 Butler around his boss, who is still an adolescent:

#Artemis fowl #idk man it's just really funny to me how their interpersonal relationship as the series progresses #essentially boils down to 'they each get more chill' #especially since Book 1 Artemis had to TALK HIMSELF OUT OF BEING OFFENDED #AFTER BUTLER SNAPPED AT HIM FOR DRUGGING BUTLER'S SISTER #and like...Book 1 Artemis scolded Butler for one (1) false lead #in Artemis's (at the time) unfounded quest for magic #In Book 3 Artemis was surprised Butler offered personal comments! #and then by Book 8 Butler apparently swears like a sailor #around his young impressionable charge #who also happens to be his BOSS #and Artemis has no comment. he's just like #'Alright yeah that's fair. After everything I've put him through Butler can swear a little. As a Treat.'

[howdydowdy]

the mdzs/cql fandom is such a hoot. each of us is convinced that *we* know what canon is and all those dummies who disagree with us are just making shit up, while they're stewing away thinking the same thing about us. and half the time we aren't even talking about the same fucking canon!!! whenever i see someone say something bonkers about a character i'm just like "i assume they are talking about one of the *checks notes* six versions of this creative property that i have not watched/heard/read" and i go about my day. instead of being incensed that people are being wrong on the internet i can just gently pity them for having a canon that seems less cool than my canon.

#there must be people out there who have read the novel AND the manhua AND watched the drama AND the donghua #AND mdzsq AND listened to BOTH AUDIO DRAMAS #but i'm gonna guess that that does not describe the majority of us lol #like can we all just chill out about it #tired of going into the jc tag and seeing people say that people who disagree with them don't understand canon #even when they're saying things i agree with about his character! how about this. mdzs+ is large and it contains multitudes #for all i know jc fucking sucks in the japanese audio drama and i'm not interested in taking that away from anybody #go ahead and feel that way if you want to. in fact i am a little impressed with you for thinking that AND tagging it with his name #sure i blocked you but there's a part of me that admires your chutzpah #the untamed #let's not forget where the word 'canon' came from lol #people arguing about which books to put in the bible #surely everyone will be amicable about these disagreements 😬