#or if i am invited it’s a joke

[egophiliac]

so on the subject of the "Crowley is secretly Revaan/Laverne/Levin/please Twst give us his name" theory, I think my feelings are best summed up as "I don't really buy it, but it's funny". like, in all seriousness, I'm not opposed to it; I have enjoyed the writing in Twst so far and I'm willing to trust that whatever happens will, you know, make sense and not be terrible. but I'm just not really convinced by the current evidence! maybe that'll change once we learn more, we'll see!

with that said, may I propose a few alternate theories about the possible Crowley/Revaan connection:

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #on this installment of things nobody asked but i'm going to talk about anyway #disclaimer that this is mostly a joke please don't get mad at me #(legit no shade to anyone) (speculation is one of the fun things about an ongoing fandom and you never know what'll turn out to be true!) #more seriously i do think there may be some connection that just isn't clear yet #but the more little breadcrumbs we get about what revaan was like the more i think crowley just doesn't act like him #i adore crowley don't get me wrong #(yes he's a dipshit. this is a feature not a bug.) #but like. #not to harp on the scene about lilia's nrc invitation (i am absolutely going to harp on it) #i do not believe that crowley would go through the trash to fish out the pieces and put them back together and save them #just because it was lilia's. just because lilia might want it again someday. #crowley can ✨yasashii✨ all he wants but we know what he's like #and i REALLY do not believe that lilia wouldn't recognize him. i didn't believe it before and i extra don't believe it now. #then again i do tend to be incredibly off about speculation so! who knows! i will trust the writing for now! #i do 100% believe that meleanor would fall in love with the world's biggest dumbass and then double down super hard. that part tracks. #that said i have decided that ambrose being revaan is actually the funnier option just because it would make crowley SO mad #it wouldn't make sense for him to be mad about it and that would just make him madder

[strawberrysoop]

young justice has taken over my brain and theyre all i can draw lately <3 also i highly recommend clicking to view the middle 2 bc tumblr cropped then bad in the format </3

#young justice #young just us #core four #cassie sandsmark #conner kent #kon el #bart allen #tim drake #cissie king jones #do i tag their vigilante names too idk. i am going with no <3 #dc #soop art #bc of the bit in yj book 2 where conner and cassie take cissie to the mall for a ‘normal girl environment’ #i have decided conner is one of the girls #like they decide to take a girls day and hes always automatically invited #also bart is doing the fuckboy thing bc of conner. he picks up mannerisms too easily is what ive decided #its just a habit now <3 drawing of all of yj doing it for a photo as a joke to come

[sapphorror]

oh the unbeatable romantic bond between an obsessive stalker and the guy with a pathological need to feel like the center of the universe at all times

#natterings #zadr #iz posting #i joke but i am actually obsessed with this dynamic #both because it IS hilarious #and in a deeply pathetic way legitimately romantic too #having your most desperate dysfunctional emotional desires fulfilled by the one person who actually WANTS them #someone whose attention you dont have to beg for #someone to whom you are actually as central and significant as you delusionally believe you are #or someone that willingly invites your worst most neurotic tendencies #who plays the game and rewards you for your behavior with exciting spectacle and implicit respect #someone who quite LITERALLY thinks these qualities arent just inoffensive but actively make you better than your whole species #my point is they validate each others egos in the most absurd ways and its beautiful to watch

[theminecraftbee]

Grian paces in front of the Entity. “Okay, but it definitely kept me alive,” he says. “Right? I had feather falling boots but that was too much of a coincidence all at once, it definitely kept me alive.” There’s a track in the dirt. “If it kept me alive, then—well of course I don’t know why, it’s—we’re both concerned here! I’m not an idiot—"

“…Grian?” asks Mumbo. Grian snaps to attention and turns to look at Mumbo. “You good there buddy?”

“Yep! Everything’s peachy over here!” He leans over against the Entity, trying to put on a charming, disarming grin. He misjudges and ends up flapping around like a bird someone had pushed off of a tree for a moment instead before scrambling back to his unconcerned position.

“Okay,” Mumbo says slowly, “because it sounds awfully like you were talking to your rock.”

“What? Psshaw. No. Perish the thought! To a rock. Really.” It wasn’t that subtle. No, shut up, it was about as subtle as he’s ever been. It’s not that subtle though. Not that the Entity can talk. Well, it’s had much less time to practice being subtle about things well it can suck Grian’s—

“Are you absolutely certain you’re okay?” Mumbo asks. “If you aren’t, I can always, er. Well I’m not entirely certain, but Scar still has a standing offer about vex magic that—”

“Absolutely not!” Grian yelps at the same time as the Entity yells about absolutely not allowing that in his head.

“Okay, okay, geez. You just seem a bit off, is all. Did something happen?”

And the thing is—did something? It had definitely saved Grian’s life. Maybe it liked Grian! But it wasn’t supposed to do that. Not that Grian would know, the Entity just keeps dropping these things—well it’s not like the Entity realized Grian wouldn’t understand—look, if the Rift is broken that’s a problem because Grian’s already started pulling out more limbs of the Entity and if they have a conflict on their hands that’s Bad. But just because the Entity doesn’t think it’s supposed to happen doesn’t mean that it’s bad, right? Grian’s meddled with plenty of things beyond the mortal ken without a pushy rock! Even if he hasn’t meddled with this—

“Grian? Hello? That’s it, I’m going to get either Xisuma or Scar, whoever I run into first.”

“No! There’s nothing wrong at my megabase that’s concerning me and also any beings I may or may not have invited into my head and we should absolutely stay neighbors because there’s no danger to you at all!” Grian blurts out.

Everyone—including the Entity—is silent for several long, agonizing seconds.

“That’s… specific,” Mumbo says diplomatically.

Grian turns to the Entity, giving up. “This is entirely your fault,” he complains. “Now we’re going to have an elf poking around at us.”

A pause.

“Unless.”

He turns to Mumbo. He smiles. Mumbo steps back. “Uh, Grian. Not liking the expression there, I have to say. Maybe—maybe we will just forget this, how about? And I have another lump I can move to, really, this will all work out—”

The Entity whispers something in Grian’s ear. Grian listens.

If he can’t solve one problem, he can at least knock out another one. He’s not sure why he hadn’t thought of this sooner. Honestly, Mumbo won’t mind, will he? They’re friends! And, anyway, Mumbo won’t really remember until it’s done.

“I think it will all work out,” Grian says, and he opens his wings and steps towards Mumbo once more, cornering him against the side of his nearby base. “Don’t worry. I’m really excited to be neighbors!”

(Somewhere, Grian tries to reach to decide who’s thinking that, between him and the Entity. He gives up. It doesn’t matter, though. He has far too many other things going on to pay attention, right now.)

#a bee fic #hermitcraft #grian #mumbo jumbo #cosmic horror #kind. kind of? #mind manipulation #i would like the entity and grian to be partners in crime whose thoughts are sort of awkwardly mashed together currently #the problem is of course that neither of them have planned particularly well for their current situation #…and that enough extra dimensional magic is very good at making you forget the right decision. #anyway this started as a stupid joke and then VEERED in the ending #don’t invite space rocks or extra dimensional rifts to hitch a ride with you kids. #unreality #NOT REALLY it’s more of. what of Grian’s thoughts here are his and what are not #tell me if there’s a better tag for that I’ll tag it #i wrote this at 2:30 am so sorry if it’s incoherent anywhere #possession

[alannah-corvaine]

@fheythfully and I wore the same dress at her wedding, isn't that wild?? Twinsies! 😍

#this is a joke; i am not actually that bitch lmao #they had a beautiful anniversary ceremony thank you for inviting me! <3 #screenshots

[stitchthelilo]

if you think about it they threatened mephone4 with a butt plug

#inanimate insanity #inanimate insanity invitational #ii #ii3 #iii #mephone4 #ii mephone4 #ii spoilers #iii spoilers #ii3 spoilers #suggestive joke #suggestive #cw suggestive #i am so sorry

[96percentdone]

I feel like it bears repeating on like a daily basis, but I do unironically think Nirvana Initiative is like. Demonstrably superior in craft and meaning than the first AI: The Somnium Files. Like I'm not doing a bit on this blog or anything I just actually think AINI is that good and deserves the world. This is the hill upon which I will die, I'm right, fuck you.

#hope.txt #i enjoyed aitsf 1 to be completely clear #it was a fun time #i liked the characters generally speaking with a few exceptions #its a funny little mystery romp with a nice emotional core about love in general and family in specific #im not an aitsf 1 hater by any stretch #i just don't find it compelling or particularly complex a narrative #AINI HOWEVER #I WOULD GLADLY DROWN IN ITS MARIANAS TRENCH #i think aini deserves better threatment than it gets around these parts tbh #i think the fandom is extremely unfair to it and the hot takes are all in massive bad faith #aini #ai nirvana initiative #nirvana initiative #THIS IS NOT A BIT THIS IS NOT A JOKE #THE ESSAY IS REAL AND ITS BECAUSE I FEEL THIS WAY WITH MY WHOLE CHEST #I AM RIGHT FUCK YOU #yes i am mildly inviting people to fight me for real #i will win #im not even worried about it #i will kick your ass if you come at me with bad faith hot takes i will win the fandom war #no one understands aini like I do #i am ready to go for bloody fandom warfare if i must i really am

[ftm-megamind]

me and my boyfriend are sooo javid (he invited me over for a family dinner)

#jokes aside i am so fucking NERVOUS ABOUT THAT LIKE ??? #it's not like i don't know his parents/family. i do. i saw them plenty. still. oh my god #it's his father's birthday dinner too #i think im going to die actually #which is irrational because like #he went to a family party with me and it wasn't a big deal. i mean i was delighted that he was there. but nobody made it a big deal #so i'll probably be fine #still. you get why im nervous about this #while i adore him more than life itself we're still at a point where like. im not fully comfortable around his parents #because like. obviously. i have no idea if they even like me #i mean they probably asked him to invite me so they must like me at least a little #still...... #fuck. why am i even going off about this in my tumblr tags. whatever man #delete later #vent but like don't take this too seriously!!! just going bonkers #also can you tell i love talking about him

[babyfairy]

i need more friends

#i hate being alone with my thoughts. i am so sick of it #i feel like i’ll go fucking insane if i have to continue on like this #i don’t even want to invite anyone new into my life because i am so terrified of loss but feeling this isolated and alone is #going to be the end of me if it goes unaddressed #like it can’t continue. waking up every single day feels like a punishment #and life around me just continues like normal. like nothing is wrong #i want to die and i still have to work. my family is destroyed but people are around me laughing and joking #how do i stop being consumed by this misery i don’t understand it. and i don’t want to guilt anyone into checking on me or feeling bad for #me. i just want to stop being in so much pain all the time every single day #there is no relief literally ever. it just continues to progress and get worse #literally i look up ways to *** every single day dude and i just have to like. live that way #feels like a cruel joke to me idk. laugh out loud #anyway if you read all this thanks for caring

[msfcatlover]

So the Joker’s little “BANG!” guns can launch that flag pole out with potentially lethal force (at least, according to Batman Beyond). Which very much seems like the sort of thing he’d do—it’s a double punchline.

Why does no one ever just pull the trigger twice?

#the joker #batman #batman beyond #// #Brainstorming for my Reverse!Robins AU like: ‘’What if Jason got kidnapped like in the Arkham games instead of his normal death?’’ #‘’That’s the universe where Joker invited the other villains to take turns tormenting Robin right?’’ #’’OH! Steph is a villain who’s known to have a special bone to pick with Batman’s newest sidekick. She’d absolutely be invited to that!’’ #’’She’s still on shaky ground. Jason doesn’t know if he can trust her. Steph has to play along in order to get close enough to free Jason.’’ #’’She picks up one of Joker’s guns & makes a joke about it obviously not being real. Aims at Joker & pulls the trigger. The flag pops out.’’ #’’Joker laughs. Steph smiles. Jason thinks he’s about to die.’’ #’’She pulls the trigger again & shoots Joker in the throat with his own stupid flag.’’ #‘’She kills the Joker for Jason. Because even if she’s never accepted back into the family nobody hurts her little brother.’’ #’’And as she rushes to free Jason; to check his wounds; apologizing frantically that she didn’t get there sooner… #...for the first time Jason sees his childhood hero in the woman who came back from the dead. #( #I am once again pushing my #red hood!steph #agenda #) #/ #RH!Steph #(in the tags) #my writing #mine

[genderfluid-druid]

on the razors edge of saying things that would start conversations i KNOW are destructive to both me and other people so hello tumblr. I'm posting here instead because those people are not here

#i have no business asking my ex what his poly lifestyle is like #i have no business daydreaming about being IN a polycule #i have no business inviting a friend over to help her sleep even and no actually ESPECIALLY if it was half a joke #but god i am daydreaming. what if. what IF i had a nice cozy little cluster of people in varying degrees of intimacy.... #whatever each individual relationship felt right at you know? #what if i had a little relationship anarchic come and go as you please nexus #what if we could choose to hold hands or share a bed or just share emotional conversations #what if i could invite someone over to just sloppily make out on the couch for an hour and then get dinner #or perhaps [redacted] #or perhaps just sit together doing our own things #and what if anything across that range was allowed if we both wanted it but not expected and not exclusive #god a guy can dream. i barely have the emotional bandwidth to keep a housecat happy so could i hold up in a polycule? fucking doubtful #but god i am dreaming

[cyberdragoninfinity]

tapping the sign a bit. please remember

#sorry my tolerance for playful rudeness is just kind of nonexistent and i need to be very clear about it #my exuberant online persona isnt an open invitation to automatically assume #im ok with jokey joke ribbing from strangers! (or from anybody really) #i simply enjoy being enthusiastic and silly but i am still at the end of the day just some guy who draws pictures. #be kind be polite be normal ok? ok. please and thank you. goodnight. my booster shot is kicking in

[elytrafemme]

why doesn't anybody talk about schrodinger's mental illness? seriously i think i'm onto something here

#nightmare.personal #i'm starting to think i'm over it like #i've been so happy lately and i'm having these weird nightmares about my family for no reason but like #i have FRIENDS and i'm taking CARE OF MYSELF and like i thought i looked super pretty today #but i am freaking out a bit about how nice this one friend of mine is being to me #which is so weird bc he'/s like the safest guy to be around ever but suddenly i feel insanely unsafe #hm. maybe i'll be fixed if i go to bed #ugh i have classes tmrw which are FINE classes but like. work. and then also therapy #and therapy's good just like. ugh. Ugh. maybe i'll talk to her about me hating my gf's mom's profession and my moral crisis #bc guys it's kind of awkward i really don't fuck with landlords but my gf's mom is um . Kind of one of those #anyway i think i'm better honestly like the klavier and dahlia stuff is starting to just feel like an inside joke #something earlier happened and i was like klav would like this. andi pictured him a bit in my brain as how he looked #and like. we laughed. but i don't think he was there at all #and the BPD stuff isn't happening like i've not mood swung at all lately i don't think #so maybe it was all in my head andi'm fine now? that could be it honestly like. i'm fine. which! #is weird and abrupt but hey i'm into it. y'know. whatever #it would kind of suck if it turns out i was perfectly fine i was just overthinking it but. hey #honestly whatever. people are fine i'm fine i'm safe and the nightmares are stupid #i need to see this guy anyway tmrw because i invited him along to grab breakfast with me and our mutual friend #we're like a trio so i figure it's fine. hopefully the dining hall isn't still on fire i need to fuck up that pomegranate acai drink so bad #it's SO good you guys. but like. idk. i feel happy like perfectly happy. like i don't think much is wrong #these weird feelings of dread and hovering on the edges of panic attacks sometimes but that's really it #ugh. i hope the lecture hall has good chairs #sorry i cannot focus on this i'm restless rn. i need. like. something #i think me and my GF might break up soon bc of the parents work and the sex thing but like. #someone lobotomize me i'm literally fine what's going ONNNN

[statementlou]

If there are major age differences, that's treading a lot closer to it and I am sure things have happened that I wouldn't like (*cough Andrew Cushin*, and if older security/ Matt Vines etc are hooking up with very young fans rather than just locals)

What’s the andrew thing 👀👀👀

well I will be honest with you I NEVER liked Andrew Cushin his vibes are just BAD so have I at any point given him the benefit of the doubt? I have not. But... listen when you can tell you can tell, and that guy is a condescending little misogynist who definitely thinks he's too cool for us (louies) and probably the same about Louis tbh or I'll eat my fucking hat. So getting public reports of behavior that wasn't actually like ACTIONABLE, sure, was even so, to me, simply confirmation of what I already felt certain of: that if that's what he's willing to do in front of the cameras, the behind the scenes is worse, you know? But what did he actually do (that I know of), he jokingly asked fans to show ID to prove they weren't underage to come backstage (first of all the coming backstage part was real, he really was trolling the crowds for girls to give the uh special tour or whatever, and second bro if there is question, and third if it really was a joke that's not actually funny to tell you the truth) and he kissed a girl on barricade (at her request). That's it. So I might just be a hater! But I'm telling you: rancid fucking vibes from that guy. Mark my words.

#andrew cushin... no sorry but he's poundshop matty healy to me forever now after that stunt #when I say thats not a funny joke I want you to know that I am speaking as someone who as a teenager #was very enthused about older boys who had just been onstage and thought it was just great and they were doing nothing wrong #and is now an adult and you know what I WAS WRONG my friends and I were CHILDREN and that shit was not actually cool #to be clear idk what went on with michael. Maybe he is also picking girls out of the crowd to invite backstage #in which case honestly... ew. but my impression is we were talking more like meeting people out clubbing post show/ day off kind of thing #which feels very different to me. but I guess I don't actually know... #feel free to send us the gossip kids! #I looked back at what I said about andrew back before and yeah I'm being totally inconsistent... but like I say with him #it was just confirmation of what I already felt sure of #I will say however that I don't actually think michael seems that amazing either like not horrible like andrew but. eh. #wouldn't be blown away if something I found annoying or shitty came out about him

[lacollectionneuse1967]

CW: alcohol

last night i drunkenly showed my friend my fics on this account and she gasped and was like “oh. my. god. you’re kidding??” as if i was living a secret second life or something, i might have to delete everything and flee the country…..

#im joking abt the last part but i am genuinely embarrassed at the same time… #LC.txt #this is why alcohol is the enemy of the people #no one can know i’m down bad for someone named Theseus Scamander the name alone invites jests