#or if i like it

[walnutmistjamie]

Merry Christmas 🎄

#i don't know what this is #or if i like it #but if i don't post it today i never will lol #soooo merry christmas 🎄 #jamie tartt #roy kent #phoebe o'sullivan #ted lasso #roy x jamie #royjamie #*mine: gifs

[agentplutonium]

Have this small Milo/Sweetheart scene where their morning routine changes a bit (and Milo is more than happy with this (most definitely temporary) change)

Mornings for Milo and his Mate typically went the same. They'd be up first, putting on coffee and feeding the cat before sitting at the table with a fresh mug. They'd have their laptop out, organizing what they had to do for the day before decompressing with the daily crossword. Milo would wake up soon after, groggily shuffling out in his pyjamas after his trip to the bathroom. He'd kiss the top of Sweetheart's head on his way by, only getting a light brush as they were focused on what they were doing. Milo would make breakfast, putting food in front of Sweetheart and forcing them to eat. The battle wasn't as hard fought this late into their relationship, but it was routine to squabble over if Sweetheart needed to eat before work. Milo always won. Sweetheart would usually be out the door first, making sure to give him at least one goodbye kiss, and Milo was tasked with tidying the kitchen. The two of them would work on the dishes after they ate that evening.

However, this morning, Milo woke first. Of course, his internal clock woke him up not even an hour after he normally does. But Sweetheart was still beside him, and Aggro was at the end of the bed staring at them both. Aggro was never a loud one when he didn’t get fed, but he got awfully passive-aggressive. With a quick kiss on Sweetheart's forehead, Milo got up to follow the disgruntled Aggro out of the room.

Milo found the problem soon enough. Aggro was attempted to be fed, assumably by Sweetheart earlier that morning, but in their attempt, they did not open the can and just set it on a plate for Aggro. Milo let out a small chuckle. Sweetheart was absolutely out of it if they pulled off a stunt like this.

"Alright buddy, I see the problem," Milo said, picking up the plate. Aggro was stuck to his side every time he moved around the kitchen, watching him intently. When he started pawing at his pant leg, Milo tisked at him. "Hold your horses, I'm fixing this, it takes time you know," he reprimanded.

Milo set the plate down again, and Aggro was on top of it immediately. Milo huffed again, rolling his eyes. It was only an hour or so since his normal feeding time, the cat would have been fine. When he glanced at the kitchen though, he frowned just a bit. The two of them had gotten in late the night prior, and had mutually decided that it would be done in the morning. There was also a few bigger errands that needed to be done as well that Sweetheart has been stressed about getting done all week. Milo knew on a deeper level Sweetheart was not at the energy level they had to be to get these things done. If they were still sleeping then they needed the rest. He knew that.

Milo pursed his lips for a second, thinking things through. He won't be able to get all of the list done, but he can tackle the things that would bother Sweetheart the most. The groceries still had to be put away and organized, and the dishes would be overwhelming even with the two of them working together. It wouldn't take too long for him to deal with it.

With his mind made up, Milo got to work. He made quick work of the groceries since they had a pre-established system of how the cupboards worked. The dishes were a bit harder to get through, just because it was from the day prior, but he did it anyway. He was surprised he hadn't woken Sweetheart by accident during this whole ordeal.

When Milo was putting things together for breakfast, there was finally commotion from behind him. There was a pressure against his back, between his shoulder blades, and he couldn't help but grin.

"Good morning to you too," he said, turning his head enough to see Sweetheart wrapped in a blanket behind him.

"Mm," Sweetheart sighed, wrapping their arms around him.

"You seem still half asleep," Milo commented, turning back to the task at hand.

"Mm."

Milo chuckled, and Sweetheart just cuddled closer. He left them there, enjoying the feeling of them resting against him. It wasn't often that they got quiet moments like this and Milo was going to enjoy every moment of it.

Sweetheart's head shifted on his back, and they gave his waist a quick squeeze. "Where's the dishes?" They asked quietly. "And the groceries?"

"I took care of them," Milo said. He put his knife down and twisted around so that they were facing each other. "You seemed like you needed the rest. You were exhausted."

"Says you," Sweetheart countered, half-heartedly.

"Yeah, says me, you wanna know why? When you fed Aggro this morning you just gave him the tin. Unopened."

Sweetheart paused for a moment, looking at him. "I did not," they said, though they sounded unsure.

"No, you did. Woke up to Aggro plotting my death at the end of the bed because of it," Milo said, chuckling again.

"Thank you for doing the chores," Sweetheart said quietly, changing the subject. "You could have waited until I was up."

"You needed the rest," Milo repeated, leaning forward to kiss their forehead, hands cupping their face. "And I would do anything for you," he added, moving down to kiss their nose. "And, guess what?"

"What?" Sweetheart asked, trying their best to keep the amusement out of their voice.

"I," Milo paused to kiss them properly, "love you. Did you know that?"

"I think I did," Sweetheart giggled. "I love you too, you know."

Milo grinned, kissing them again. "I know, my Mate."

Sweetheart smiled wider gently knocking their foreheads together. Milo enjoyed the closeness for a second before breathing a sigh. "Come here," he said, lifting Sweetheart, "on the counter. I have to finish breakfast."

"I can help," Sweetheart protested.

Milo shook his head. "Nope, I started this, I can finish it. You can be a quality tester for these strawberries though."

Sweetheart sighed but did accept the bowl that Milo held out to them. Milo smiled, winking at them which earned him a scoff.

This was not how their usual mornings went, but Milo was not going to complain. Sweetheart was adorable munching on the strawberries, watching him. Milo would do anything if it meant he got to see Sweetheart relaxed like this once again. He'd do anything to see Sweetheart look at him like that forever. That adoring look he loved.

Milo shook his head, returning his focus on the breakfast he was making for the two of them.

#plutonium_oneshot #redacted audio milo #redacted audio sweetheart #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted headcanons #i dont know what this is #or if i like it #but it has been my stress breaker the last few days so #eh #have it anyway

[kirkklan2]

201 - "Soft Fuzzy Man"

#ArtEveryday #art #art every day #lemon demon #spirit phone #soft fuzzy man #neil cicierega #frick #nothing was coming to me today. #argh. #I'm not sure if this is good #or if I like it #time... #time will tell #Spotify

[officialspec]

walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet

#nearest seat always being 300+ meters away is like top 5 reasons i never leave the house

[camping-with-monsters]

For those of you who weren’t able to get 100% of the total solar eclipse today… I gotchu <3

#THE MOON WAS OVER THE SUN THE MOON WAS OVER THE SU #we were in the 100% area like I just casually live here lmao #april 8th eclipse #total solar eclipse #solar eclipse #2024 eclipse #April #photos #eclipse photos #eclipse #2024 solar eclipse

[liquidstar]

i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

#she needs to visit so i can take her to a mall #the food court alone will blow her mind #shes like 14 so claire's and/or justice would probably also blow her mind

[kochei0]

I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

#greek mythology #ares #athena #greek gods #dont get me wrong it aint athena slander but it sure is ares praise #on some level at least #man justly accused of bad things deserves some mid praise more at 11 #thank you romi for helping me with words though i duly noted you insisted on ares not being cautious rather than him not being careful #romi be like “i want him to care” and honestly good you should say it #also EPIC led to this and i just..... i want to draw some animatics man i just need infinite time now #my long lost love for greek myths just will never stop coming and they dont stop coming and they dont stop coming #i want some vulture design in here for ares but not sure about this one #kochei doodles

[pezcautism]

VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.

Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)

#self #last night i kept stimming thinking about this LOVE IS AO REAL. AUGH #i dont like damming but this is a step in the right direction AND it gets the public involved #i love that! more public interactions like this in ecology please! thats how you bring change! thats how you make ppl see the beauty in life #marine biology #ecology

[theboxfort]

Peace and love

#pink posts #i saw a tweet that was like “i see other people's art” --> i get discouraged #i understand that seeing art that is prettier than yours can be discouraging but why not twist that a bit? #why does it look prettier to you? is it the colors #is it the textures they used? the brushes? #study them and try to put your spin on it #and maybe you'll find your art beautiful as well

[hojlundaise]

the transition im crying

#this made me laugh so much i have to have it on here #looks like bruno being subbed out

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[cafffine]

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

#the girl was like ‘ugh yeah i’m done with all that mascara sunscreen makeup stuff’ and I !!! I completely agree except for!! bro come on. #double shot

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

#executive dysfunction #shitpost #every day I get stuck in waiting mode for SO LONG and SO MANY TIMES #that one time I tried adhd meds it fixed it but then I. was like no I am going to be scared and not continue taking it <3 #and also. I simply did not like the psychologist and did not want to have to go back #so. rawdogging the world <3 #man if I could start a task right now...then you'd see...then you'd all see....

[turtletoria]

Palestine will be free in our lifetime 🇵🇸🍉🕊️ Don't look away, and let's keep supporting Palestine in any way we can.

#palestine #free palestine #turtlearts #these are free to use for actions & etc.! I just ask that you use these in good faith and not for your own personal gain/profit or somethin #like that. ✌🏼

[teaboot]

When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week

#Plus my sense of smell always goes crazy like a couple days prior #So #I feel like I could really lean into the mythos #They'll get the talk of course but Werewolf Week sounds way cooler than Lady Time or whatever the fuck

[malwarechips]

yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad

#i used to be pretty intimidated by the idea of having to describe my art but. it isnt as hard as it sounds #i just treat it like im describing an image i dont have at the time really #plus ive been told that even a simple id is better than no id #lev.txt