#or is HE the fertile one and has hundreds of half thundergod great grandkids running around midgard?

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Thor at Tony’s wedding: Congratulations, Stark! I hope you like your gift.

Tony: Thanks [looks around] ...where is it?

Thor: Me! I’m not just the god of thunder, I’m also the god of fertility! Naturally, as the god of fertility I-

Tony: I also accept gift cards!

#mcu thor never did explain how he was named the god of fertility #does he just will people to concieve or is there a ritual #or is HE the fertile one and has hundreds of half thundergod great grandkids running around midgard? #is that where superheroes from midgard come from? #mcu #marvel #incorrect thor quotes #incorrect avengers quotes #avengers #incorrect iron man quotes #iron man #tony stark #thor