Being a sports fan is basically just asking ‘Alright, which one of you is going to disappoint me today?’ on a daily basis.
hehe i love my life so fucking much /s
youve seen nothing
those artworks that have Roman with hair that looks like it’s golden and the lighting is all warm and sunny and he looks like he’s glowing–
I love it
Prompt: Bad Guy
Steve: You have wanted to kill people before. You’ve had that gun in your hand and your finger on its trigger and you thought about who you wanted to kill.
Bruce: [quietly] I didn’t though.
Steve: What was that?
Bruce: I - I didn’t. I didn’t kill them. I did have that gun and I did know their faces. And I was angry - I was so damn angry but …
Bruce: I thought about how scared they’d be. How sad. And how sad their families would be. And I just … I couldn’t do it. I couldn’t - I can’t hurt anyone like that.
Tony: See, Steven? Told you - he’s not a bad guy.
Bruce: [startled] What?
Tony: You made a choice not to do the bad guy thing. That makes you not a bad guy. Right, Cap?
Bruce: I don’t … I … aren’t you supposed to be punishing me? Jail, prison? Uh, death?
Tony: I mean, arguably, working with the Star Spangled Man with a Plan is punishment enough for anyone not named Bucky or Natasha.
Bruce: Working with -?
Steve: [sharply grinning] Doctor Banner. Welcome to the team.
ive reached the point this year at which whenever i say something about how my life is going everyone who knows me just assumes it involves blood
How do I teach my coworker that the radio call for “I’m arachnophobic and a child keeps putting spiders on me” is “Harper please come to X location now” NOT “Harper I have a bug question whenever you’re free”
would anyone be willing to buy me a wig for cosplay but also just wearing but also cause itll make kinnie brain go brrrrrr
I know it says I liked your post but what I really really meant is I like your face and or butt
It feels I’m screaming into a void here
Wait but if i want to writw an au of this that means I have to watch this stupid movie from the beginning sonuvabitch
broke: ink and dream are no longer friends, and the star sanses do not exist. this is canon
woke: ink and dream both canonically visit the omega timeline on a regular basis. blueberror (who in my opinion is more interesting then “blue who DID get kidnapped by error but had no permanent or lasting damage”) lives there and core!frisk is an amazing character who can get dragged along in their shenanigans.
im gonna miss west virginia so bad ;w;
still thinking abou last week when i had to get something in school and all the teachers in my grade were there so i flexed my eyes to seem like i was smilling and repeated “aw miss u guys” 5 times while staring at a teacher that doesnt have classes with me so when i got out of there i almost trew up and my eyes locked in that position for an hour and everything hurt just cuz i cant fucking communicate
i drink to forget
I’m on call tomorrow for crim but the reading is very “actually police are important to public safety we just need to rein them in a bit that’s all” and it’s taking at least a month off my life to try and take this seriously.