#or mansplain-y

[newkatzkafe2023]

@lara-legomonkiekid

What if tall Muscular male Monkey Y/N liked to flirt and tease with the Monkey King(Almost like whenever Y/N had the opportunity he would pin Monkey King into the wall or flirt with him).

looks who back for more😉😉😉

(Lmk Wukong) God he loves the attention you give to him. How you pin him to the wall and whisper a bunch of very mature things into his big ears. He can't get enough and he melts. When you would purr his name in your deep voice. You would break down and cry if you don't take him now.

(MK Reborn Wukong) He hates that he f*cking loves this. The way you Just come up out of nowhere and Grab him and pin him down and flirt in his ears. His face is so red in anger and arousal. One time you at went and bit him in his neck. And he let out a sound that you never heard from him before. Sure You've got a black eye that day But the kisses left all over your face saids Something different.

(NR Wukong) Oh no you're playing with fire when it comes to him. He purposely wants you to pin him down and do whatever you want with him. The heated flirts he subjected to really does a number on his psyche. And the way you just hump him and leave love bites on as neck. Yes, please.

(HIB Wukong) Oh jeez he's gonna overheat at this point. Flirting with him is like flirting with your spouse. You speak softly to him and praise and very well. You love hugging him close to you as if he would disappear if you don't. Your type of flirting is filled with love for him. And he he can't imagine himself Without it

(Netflix Wukong) You are going to kill him one of these days. It's hard enough to have a hot monkey man very interested in you. But the fact that you do this every time you see him. His frigidity won't be able to take it anymore and one time you even call Baby boy. Into the infirmary he goes

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#monkey king netflix #monkey king reborn #monkey king x reader #nezha reborn #lmk monkey king #monkey king hero is back #x male y/n #mansplain manipulate male wife #top male reader

[kitsunebishake]

sketches I made at the clinic to prevent myself from going insane

#ジェパサン #ジェパード #サンポ #rkgk #gepard landau #sampo koski #gepo #gekoski #sampard #honkai star rail #hsr #when I tell you I was SUFFERING at that clinic #I got basically verbally sexually harassed by my dad's coworker's kid (19 y/o) #I got mansplained by him too #and he tried to kiss my cheek but I refused to take off my face mask #so these doodles are really an attempt to silently vent lololol #doodles #sketches #sketch #自分絵 #this is my art tag #I really liked the worms #might make them in digital

[demigoddessqueens]

Look, all I’m saying is…hear me out….

He looked at me like that, I’m enjoying those home-cooked dishes, laughing at his dry wit (sometimes bad jokes and cheesy flirting), reading and exploring the library, taking those nature walks, holding still for those portraits, braiding his hair and just everything else

#netflix #castlevania #headcanons #alucard castlevania x reader #castlevania x reader #alucard fahrenheit tepes #alucard adrian tepes #adrian tepes #adrian tepes x reader #alucard x y/n #alucard x you #alucard x reader #alucard x oc #malewife #manipulate mansplain malewife #I get to write more for Castlevania nocturne #yaessssss!!! #Castlevania nocturne

[foxglves]

The funniest interpretation of Othello to me is "Iago is actually madly in love with Othello and that's why he did all of. That." its incredible that that's like...a legitimately common reading of it.

Like why are you as a man dedicating so much time to ruining that mans entire life? Sounds kind of homosexual to me tbh. Men will literally manipulate their friend into murdering his own wife instead of just admitting they want to have gay sex with him 😒

#that one scene in the. one film adaptation of it idk. where they're making the blood oath on the roof. to be fair that was 🏳️‍🌈⁉️ as hell #pledging your undying loyalty to a man making a blood oath and then hugging him and sobbing into his shoulder all in the span of a minute. #okay #mfgdgfds I actually. am a little obsessed w iago as a character #shakespeare rlly wrote a whole play about this man fucking everything up and the reason he (in character) gives for it is just #''maybe its because I'm being petty about x/y/z or maybe...for funsies!!!'' #and then you never learn the real answer #inventor of the mansplain manipulate manslaughter method. character of all time

[citrus-system]

Being forced to grow up too fast really sucks because like.

We were kicked out at 18, we lived out of our car until we had the money for an apartment and then worked 2 jobs to become stable like we are now.

Everything sucked and we were tired and never wanted to do anything, so a lot of our friends quit talking to us. We got a lot of “okay but college is hard too” and “all you ever do is complain.” And now that our friends are reaching the point we were at years ago, it’s starting to click. And we feel bad, not in a ‘haha told you so’ way, we just, feel bad and want to be there for them despite how little support we got.

Yeah, it does suck working 40 hours a week and the money still not being enough. It sucks having to phone-call-hop to reach someone who can help you. It sucks having to learn about policies and insurance and other things you never had to worry about. It sucks to sort through mail and micromanage your budget to get by and yes, everyone contemplates the porn industry.

And even though no one was there for us we don’t want to be spiteful, we just feel bad like when you watch babies fall and get hurt. We can’t help a lot, but I’d never be upset about someone complaining. Because it sucks. And even though they got their fun teenage to young adult life we want to be there for them now. Even to just let them complain or do low energy activities or shit, it’s been really lonely being at the awkward between state by ourselves. With no free time or recreational money and no one who was willing to accommodate that for long.

Idk this post is rambley I was about to delete it but fuck it. I need to get these thoughts out of my brain.

#this isn’t a dunk on my buds #this is like a #:/ this sucks I wanna be there for them #post #and I AM there for them don’t worry. i always feel so mansplain-y and shit but I hop on FaceTime and help people fix things or #explain budgeting and reading paperwork with them #but I always feel that pang of ‘’ugh. i wish I had someone who would of helped me like this’’ #there was so much crying and couch hopping and panic #it was the height of my fronting and becoming host #which I don’t consider myself anymore because we’re stable enough to delegate work and what not #which I’m happy for but I can’t let go of my feelings from then #// #/vent #🍄

[princessasmosprincess]

Old guy: You're really secretive at [restaurant]

Sir, I am not going to give you my manager's direct cell phone number so you can complain about the beer temperature!!

#also he was mansplaining beer refrigeration to one of the waitresses #people have been really complain-y today #and I've only gotten tipped a few dollars... #hour and a half to go

[planethobbit]

i am literally goibg to explode my one coworkers head actually.

#so loud and mansplain-y ugh #literally telling me the most basic shit like i havent been here for nearly a month #mads job chronicles

[newkatzkafe2023]

What if Monkey Male (Y/N) who was short like 5'4 and people making fun of his height a lot to the point that he feel uncomfortable just saying about his height like.

Me: so...How tall are you?

Monkey Male (Y/N): ...mind your own business bitc-

Me: 🧍🏻

even though Monkey Male (Y/N) was short he is super strong and a dominant one in the relationship with the Monkey king.

He personality: he actually pretty nice and calm and a good listener just don't say anything about his height.

Bonus: Monkey king is the only one who can say anything about Monkey Male (Y/N) height but If the Monkey king making fun of his high too much- the Monkey king will have a problem walking tomorrow.

If you know what I mean... 😏

All i'm gonna say is that three out of five of them were asking for it😏😏😏🤭🤭🤭

(Lmk Wukong) Now I know he's gonna teach you for your height. Granted it's never malicious attempt but knowing him has personality he's gonna do it. He You remain calm because you know he's joking. But it gets a little too muwhen he gets into the way of stuff because of how short you are. You finally had enough when he purposely put stuff on the top shelf. You yanked them by his cape and reminded Him data don't even matter that his taller than you. His legs may be numb but he is very satisfied.

(HIB Wukong) Oh at least he knows better. You're the literal definition of calm before the storm. You are never like that with him. But he has seen what would happen if anyone dares to ask you or even talk to you about your height. He tried it You know? tried to tease you about your height and the next Day he couldn't use his legs😳😳😳

(NR Wukong) Man I know this motherf*cker will do it on purpose. Because he knows what's gonna happen if he continues to do that. I think he keeps a notebook of every short joke He's made towards you and though you love him. And he will never do it with malicious attack. It's going to get tiring here and say. How's the weather down there and all that sh*t But on the bright side to all of that, he'll be too busy Screaming your name to make another joke like that.

(MK Reborn Wukong) Man you always have so much fun breaking him. When you first met, he taunted you for your height. And how are you supposed to fight him when you are white five foot what. Your eyes darkened that day. And the next thing you know, he was on his back, Getting his shit rocked if you know what I'm saying. That was the day he learned to never speak out. A term like that less he wants to Loose's ability to walk.

(Netflix Wukong)He learned first hand how short Have the biggest attitudes on the planet. He first learned that from Lin, Then he learned that from You. But he was teasing you about it way too much so You came up with a plan. You grab some rope, you tie them up and went to town. He was blushing drawing and shocked at what was happening to him right now. And what shot the more was He didn't want it to stop. So whenever he wanted that extra attention He just has to push that button.

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[six-of-ravens]

perhaps i will do some rage gardening tonight...

#i can do the tomatoes and squash and maybe cucumbers at least #side note i think the main reason why The BO Issue is bugging me so much is that im internalized misogyny-ing myself #'oh it smells bad??? you're such a GIRL!' despite the fact that multiple male coworkers have also told me it smells awful #anyway im stupid sometimes. I can't mention it to MCOA myself tho bc he's cottoned onto the fact that i dislike him #and he's also somewhat scared of me bc i bit his head off for not reading my skypes and mansplaining simple things id already done to me #like i said 'anyone know about X? i tried Y and Z and they didn't work' and he turned around and started slowly explaining Y.... #like READ THE MESSAGE!! ALSO TALK TO ME IN THE SAME TONE YOU USE ON THE MEN OR I WILL STAB YOU I AM NOT A BABY #anyway. so. need to buck up and talk to HR. #at least the weather is weathering! maybe we'll get a real rainstorm!

[froody]

“I don’t like Youtube video essays they’re too mansplain-y.” has the word mansplain been lost in translation or has the term ‘video essay’ been lost in translation???? bc I have no idea what sentiment you’re truly to express? you feel this passion project YouTube analysis of an indie video game is misogynistically condescending? you clicked on a video of a man explaining something and it’s mansplainy? like I’m not saying a person must listen to and enjoy video essays but that confounded me truly

[emphistic]

On the Court

Taglist: @starlets-things

Basketballplayer!Sukuna who, whenever he shows up to practice, always gets asked about you by his teammates (sometimes random people — that he doesn't even know — ask him about you, too)

"How's Y/N doing?"

"Tell Y/N I said hi."

"I haven't seen Y/N around lately, how is she?"

"You'll ask how my girlfriend's doing, but not me? She's good — by the way." Sukuna always feigned to be hurt by these inquiries. He really wasn't . . . most of the time.

Basketballplayer!Sukuna who insists you give him a kiss before all of his games

"C'mon, baby, just one?" He pleaded. "You know you're my lucky charm."

You would always laugh, giving in to his desires. And in the end, he wasn't wrong. Sukuna comes out of most matches as victorious, thanks to you.

Basketballplayer!Sukuna who loves when you come to his practices, this doesn't happen often because you have to babysit Yuuji

Basketballplayer!Sukuna who, if you do come to his practices, always acts like it's a Magic Mike show: he'll wipe the sweat off his face with his jersey just to show off his bare abs; he'll drink from his water bottle like a dog, making the water drip all over

When he's feeling extra scandalous, he'll even say, "I'm so sweaty, babe. Come lick it."

Basketballplayer!Sukuna who always searches for you in crowds

Basketballplayer!Sukuna who would, without even a second of hesitation, skip a practice or even a game if you asked him to hang out or something like that

Basketballplayer!Sukuna who takes immense pride in showing you off as his

Sukuna pointed at you in the crowd to a new teammate of his, "See that beautiful lady over there? That's my girlfriend. My girlfriend."

Sukuna always teases, saying, "I wouldn't be surprised if we lost this game. I'll probably be too distracted looking at that absolute work of art sitting over there."

Albeit, sometimes his pride backfires on him.

"Isn't my girlfriend just so gorgeous?"

"Yeah, she is. She's like super hot," his teammate remarked.

"What the fuck did you just say about my girlfriend, you little son of a bitch."

Basketballplayer!Sukuna who gets so jealous when other people sit next to you at a game, but he can't (because he's playing) — sometimes you bring his baby brother, Yuuji, along with you and Yuuji sits next to you or on your lap, and Sukuna literally glares daggers at his brother

There was this one time, where a guy decided to sit next to you in the bleachers, and started to mansplain basketball to you. He told you all the rules, all the positions, and he even had the nerve to narrate Sukuna's game to you. And you, deciding not to interfere, just politely nodded.

It wasn't until the end of the game, when Sukuna had the chance to put this little boy in his place. Like you guys always do, you ran down the bleachers to congratulate Sukuna on his win. Most of the time, it's just a tight hug where the both of you share a chaste peck. But this time, Sukuna shoved his tongue down your throat, all while glaring at the guy from earlier.

Basketballplayer!Sukuna whose teammates always come to you whenever Sukuna gets mad after a loss; they know you're the only who's able to approach him without getting punched in the face

Basketballplayer!Sukuna who loves when you care for him after he gets injured

Basketballplayer!Sukuna who gets really annoyed when people try to hit on him, especially if they get in his way when he's trying to talk to you

"Hey, I saw you playing and you're like, really good."

"I know."

"I didn't catch your name."

"I didn't throw it."

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Basketballplayer!Sukuna who loves to fuck you while you wear his jersey; he can't help it; he just loves to see his last name on your back

Basketballplayer!Sukuna who would take you against the bleachers if you let him

Basketballplayer!Sukuna whose favorite position is having you on your hands and knees on the bleachers, he'll purposely pound into you just to feel you wobble and shake on the bleachers

Basketballplayer!Sukuna who fucks you like a rabid animal after a loss; he needs to get rid of all the pent frustration

Basketballplayer!Sukuna who'll tell you to be quiet whilst shoving his fingers in your mouth

Basketballplayer!Sukuna who meets up with you in the locker room after everyone's left, he gets annoyed when people tarry and delay his meeting with you

Basketballplayer!Sukuna who, after fucking in the locker room, will proceed to take you again in the shower room

Basketballplayer!Sukuna who absolutely degrades you, pulling on your hair and making you hiccup and sob, he thinks you look divine when there's mascara running down your face and you've lost the ability to say or think anything but his name

"Look at you, milking my cock dry. You were made for this; you were made for me. Dirty fucking slut. My dirty slut."

Basketballplayer!Sukuna who also whispers sweet nothings in your ear

"You're so beautiful, baby," his words were slurred, as his hips came to a stutter. "Such a good girl for me. Ah, shit. Look at the mess you've made of me. 'm drunk off of you, pretty girl."

Basketballplayer!Sukuna who goes round after round, his stamina is 100% inimitable

Basketballplayer!Sukuna who is not against sex in the car if people don't leave the gym fast enough

Basketballplayer!Sukuna who always has so much left over energy after a game that he fucks you senseless, leaves you absolutely destroyed, till your legs are shaking, cum is dripping between your legs, and you're mind is completely blank

#sukuna x reader #ryomen x reader #sukuna x you #jjk x reader #jjk x you #sukuna fluff #sukuna smut #sukuna headcanons #sukuna

[lishi19]

Suelo pensar en todo lo que tuve que pasar para llegar a tener esta paz y, sinceramente, no merecia toda esa mierda. Pero gracias porque ahora solo voy a crecer como siempre quise.

#frases #citas de dolor #citas tristes #amor y dolor #amigos #cosas de la vida #corazón triste #cita #amor #dolor #pazeequilibrio #tranquilidad #mansplain manipulate malewife #makeup #citas en tumblr #tumblrpost #corazon #sanarse #amorproprioporfavor

[wachi-delectrico]

Saw a post that was funny but had a caption that was so USA-centric that I refused to reblog it at all

#rambling #Just a very strange feeling when gringos talk about ''the distant past'' as if us in other countries didn't still do things that way #Just a strange feeling that i don't wish to engage with cos there's no real point to it #Also in general it was a bit mansplain-y and I didn't like that lol #If I get an american in the replies saying that it's because they are indoctrinated or smth of the sort they will owe me $500