#or maybe it’s ketchup

[deadmomjokes]

PSA: tomatoes are not spicy. Tomatoes and tomato products should not be spicy. Pizza sauce isn't inherently spicy. Tomato-based pasta sauce is not spicy. Ketchup is NOT spicy.

If tomatoes are spicy, you have an allergy to tomatoes.

This announcement brought to you by my almost 29-year-old husband learning for the first time in his 2.8 decades of putting food products into his mouth that spaghetti and saucy pizza aren't spicy foods

#his amazement at our daughter eating spaghetti willingly #when apparently he's been suffering in silence over there his whole life #and i'm like ???? #and he's like ''you didn't make this spicy?'' #NO #NO I DID NOT #and he just blue screens for a minute #and i'm like YOU THINK SPAGHETTI IS SPICY??? #and he's all ''yeah that's why i prefer we don't have it very often'' #the absolute SHOCK i tell you #turns out he hates ketchup because it's spicy and he never understood why people wanted to dip fries in spicy sauce #i was like ''DUDE ketchup is supposed to be sweet and maybe a touch tangy but also cool and refreshing'' #and he's like ''SWEET?????'' #so uh yeah turns out dude's allergic to tomatoes and he just assumed everyone had a way higher spice tolerance than him #cuz he can find ''non spicy'' food too hot #and it's just all tomato based stuff and we never thought to connect the dots #mild salsa? too spicy. IT'S THE TOMATOES. #tacos? too spicy even at baby heat levels. IT'S THE TOMATOES. #prefers alfredo to marinara despite alfredo having objectively more pepper in it than marinara #he thought his spice tolerance was just so wimpy that my 'normal' was too spicy for him #so he's just been dealing with 1-3 meals a week being spicy to him our entire marriage WITHOUT SAYING A WORD #because he didn't want to offend me with his wimpy palate #IT'S THE TOMATOES #it's always been the gosh darn tomatoes

[egophiliac]

I love your take on Crowley!

I know that the early, non-Diasomnia stories aren't really your thing, but are you reading the novels at all?

I have been following some of the fan translations and the second book seems intense! Would love to hear what you think about them.

thank you! 💚💚💚 I'm not really sure why you think I don't like the earlier arcs though, I love pretty much all the characters and their storis! (I think 5 and 1 are my favorite of the past episodes, though 6 infected me with the Shroud brainrot something fierce.) I just...ESPECIALLY love diasomnia. :') but there is room in my heart for all of these dweebs! like, who among us is not just as ride-or-die for Adeuce as they are for us.

that said, I don't really follow the other adaptations like the manga (aside from a dip-in just to see the new Yuus) or the novels, though I keep meaning to check them out! I do like seeing the differences between the different forms of media, and how certain things get adapted one way or another! but alas, time/a lack of accessibility stands in our way more often than not. :( someday...someday I will have time to consume all of the media...

#art #twisted wonderland #i have been playing this game since the day it came out #and believe me i could not have stuck with it for the past three and a half years if i was not deep into all of these idiots #not to harp on it but i do think it's funny because i actually. really did not like the diasomnias at first. #it was like a month before their cards/personal stories were added and so we knew almost NOTHING about them #the website descriptions basically make everyone sound awful #so i thought they were kind of mean/boring compared to everyone else! #(except maybe lilia but i was mad at him for the two seconds of 'girl? 👀' hope i had when they were revealed) #but once their cards came out i fell just as hard for them as i did the rest of this silly game #well. sebek took a little longer. but his ketchup incident converted me. #anyway i have so much sentimentality for episode 1 especially #the prologue was like 'oh this is actually a very silly game! oh there is a plot!' #episode 1 was like 'oh i LIKE these characters and what they're doing with them' #(i think ace punching riddle was the moment i decided i REALLY liked this game) (sorry riddle) (you were being a huge dick though) #also...ink drips. ink drips everywhere. #look when i say this game is laser-focused at me and my tastes specifically i am not kidding

[skrunksthatwunk]

meant to be seen and not heard; meant to be felt, not seen

#metalocalypse #mtl #toki wartooth #nathan explosion #dude. (<- guy who made this) #i think about toki's childhood sometimes. and his adulthood too #anyway even if mr toki's dad was a reverend i don't know how acceptable like. whipping your kid would be anyway #maybe it wasn't even hidden on purpose just. subdued. unworthy of mention by anyone involved. private bc you don't talk to anyone yk #also no idk why toki's changing here. maybe got ketchup on his shirt or something #skrunkart #yeah fuck it i'll just dump everything here all at once whatever. whole bunch of tokis

[lalalaclown]

Warning:Blood

Ok so the only reason I added blood, is because it fits nicely 🤡

Was mostly made to get better at rendering!

Thx for 65 followers💕💕

#digital art #art #procreate #my artwrok #warning blood #dr jekyll and mr hyde #gothic lit art #the strange case of dr jekyll and mr hyde #dr henry jekyll #it’s ketchup #creepy #maybe #illustration #mr edward hyde #yipppeeee #jekyll and hyde #mr hyde #dr jekyll #💀💀💀 #gothic literature #artists on tumblr #silly #goofy ahh #design #blood? #edward hyde #henry jekyll #jekyll & hyde

[bluebirbbs]

Some idea sketches for all their prom outfits at some point in my comic✨🍔 Designing clothes is. So. Difficult. Haha 😂

Wonder what mystery Louise is off to go solve

#maybe to speed myself up I’ll start making the comic without lineart #because I genuinely love how messy and textured it is 😭 #their lil’ corsages match their date ✨ #I’m calling genes outfit his ketchup and mustard look it’s so silly pfft #fanart #bobs burgers #digital art #bobs burgers fanart #i forgot my art tag #procreate #bobs burgers movie #tina belcher #gene belcher #louise belcher #tammy larsen #tammy x jocelyn #jocelyn bobs burgers #zeke bobs burgers #tina x zeke #zekina #zeke x tina #jimmy jr pesto #jimmy jr x gene #gene x jimmy jr #more sketches later I’m sure

[astraldrake]

lore entry from the SotD ship

taken in kind with the trailer shot that implies that the convo between ikora and cayde is happening inside the traveler, on the other side of the portal that joxer and his fellows were attempting to breach :

i think it's possible this may be less of a full on resurrection and more a manifestation of a memory, similar to the Nightmares. (i will note that nightmares are typically more spectral in their appearance, while our exo friend here appears to possess significantly more solidity) note the unusual effects around cayde's eyes and mouth

^shot from the trailer he appears to be filled with Light, which is.... interesting. if darkness is memory and light is forgetting, then are these manifestations (assuming that is what this is) a side effect of the witness' assault on the traveler? (maybe) I'm going to hold off on drawing any specific conclusions but the implications of this are certainly curious. what other dead allies might we encounter? (if any) will other lightbearers be exposed to memories of their pre resurrection lives if they cross through the portal?

#final shape trailer speculation #destiny spoilers #final shape spoilers #destiny 2 #destiny the game #long post #someone posted the ship lore in one of the discords im on and i was going over it right b4 the trailer dropped #so i might be playing connect the dots with ketchup splatter or maybe im onto something idk #time will tell

[lovecolibri]

Murph: I'm not really tasting the jelly

Siobhan: I'm not really tasting the jelly either.

Ally: I ABSOLUTELY taste the jelly, it's disgusting.

Siobhan: Oh no, I got an aftertaste of the jelly and I don't like it.

Ally: Cheese and grape jelly, are you psychotic? Why would you do this to us?

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #junior year #adventuring party #yeah i get a hint of sweet with the savory but if i'm doing that it has to be spicy sweet like an asian chile sauce not just sweet #even ketchup is too sweet for me if it's not a spicy ketchup to put on a breakfast sandwich but it seems doable #the jelly though? if it was a chile jelly maybe but grape??

[notforclimbing]

"C'mon, fairy boy!" oot manga redraw :3

#zelda #tloz #the legend of zelda #ocarina of time #oot #loz oot #malon #link #oot link #zelda manga #digital art #uhhh. i think thats it :) i quite like this piece!!! love how the lines turned out #the colors are nice on my computer but maybe theyll show up off in other devices OH WELL #malon my girl i love you... if i had more time i would redraw sooo many of your panels #if anyone wants to talk about the zelda manga hmu bc they SLAP #also sorry ingo #ketchup art

[her-midas-touch]

I have witnessed crimes

#ketchup on maggi was hard to deal with #and then he added MAYO too 😭 #or maybe I just hate mayo #BUT STILL. ON MAGGI. WHYYY #classic for the win always smhhh my cousins are ruining noodles for me

[keeps-ache]

which of these are better? :>

#just me hi #poll #they're both good on specific foods :> 👍 #but my mom and dad are always arguing about which is best so this should be fun lol #//i'm never going to forget that time i fully squeezed an orange onto my leftover rice by mistake :((( #there is 1 one wrong answer on this poll Hfbvhsf #my grandma was stealing fruit from trees i think and nobody could tell the difference betwixt the oranges and lemons she nabbed #that thing looked like a fully-ripe lemon and then it turned out to be a fully-ripe ORANGE i have never tasted such bitter #and backstabbing truth in my LIFE #how can truth be both obscured beyond recognition and yet so sharply distinct auhhghgughgu #worst day of my life #not true but my other options for a meal were my dear dear grandmama's spaghetti #[leans in close] She Put Ketchup In It And Said It Was The Same Thing As The Sauce .‿. #reread that sentence and please just consider it for a moment. a minute even. maybe i'm being dramatic but do you see what i'm saying here #//anyway food horrors aside citrus is cool 10/10 fruit truly #can't go wrong with citrus :3 #//now let's see if i go n do something or end up reblogging stuff for like an hour Lmao o7 o/

[vixenicks]

12am making sweet potato fries u guys should try my condiment recipe its

mayo

ketchup

whorechestihre sauce

horseradish

some paprika

its crazy good dont ask me 4 measurements i eyeball that shit

#generally try to get equal amounts ketchup and mayo maybe a little more ketchup #you maybe a fourth of that in horseradish #splash of whorechchesteire #little bit of paprika #im incredible at cooking listen to me #/nice #skyler posting

[mscribbles]

im not one to believe spamvil is 100% canon because that info is based off a meme, it’s clearly a little bit of a joke. but also. to play the devil’s advocate if you ARE indeed going to take that meme 100% at face value and seriously you have to also accept the canon there are multiple spamvil kids running around that somehow got misplaced during their divorce. what do you think he meant by the ketchup kids huh? huh???

#joke post #IM NOT BIASED I SWEAR #I really do love spamvil #ITS JUST. ITS LITERALLY A MEME LMAO #maybe the ketchup kids are extra secret bosses lol #oh my fucking god what if they're the weather people #(this is insanely unlikely)

[oldtestleper]

What tf is fry sauce??

i'm embarrassed to say that i dont really fuckin know

#primarily i believe that it is nothing more than ketchup and mustard and maybe some vinegar #but tbh i Dont Fucking Remember. they make it serious for us tho. w little pavkets at the dairy quen and so forth #i guess there are not so many dairy queens out here in the midwest either tho #ask #notactuallyherenotreally

[personally-im-feeling-pantastic]

I rewatched the soup video, and dan gave phil just straight up tomato soup concentrate. I don't know if it's different in the uk, but in the us (or at least in my household) we dilute tomato soup with a 1:1 ratio of milk.

#maybe that's why it tasted like ketchup #dan and phil #soup adventures

[motiveloss]

sans sans sans

*drumroll*crush on the ketchup or no (i just wanna know if tumblr sans is inlove with ketchup)

What the-

Welp, he's gonna be thinking about that for a while.

#ask...sans? #ut au #sans au #ask blog #undertale ask blog #ask oc blog #sans #undertale #undertale au #lots of words #canon mild ketchup enjoyer #i guess a joke novella is on it's way #undernovela all over again #is he okay #??? #??? maybe

[hollowfaith]

「✧」 It happened in an instant—a sort of ripple in the air that made Aurelius stop in his tracks, peering at the empty space in front of him. The next instant an entire man materialized out of thin air, his shock of red hair giving a splash of color to the sidewalk outside the Cotes townhouses.

More flecks of red stained his skin, though the sleepy droop of his eyelids showed only indifference to this fact. He landed harmlessly on the ground and then stumbled forward as if half-asleep.

Without hesitation, Aurelius held out his hands to catch him before he fell.

@winterdying ໒꒱

#winterdying #winterdying 𓆩⟡𓆪 01 #𝔉𝔞𝔠𝔞𝔡𝔢 𖥨ํ ic #heeeeelp your muse is a riot so i hope this starter works #assuming he used his teleportation to go back home for this #the blood? who knows maybe it's ketchup. maybe it's aesthetics. maybe it's mur—