#or maybe just dahlia foils her own plots via obvious murder attempts after a while

[vickyvicarious]

Kinda wanna write a joke AU where Phoenix does eat the poisoned medicine, and just. Fails to die.

He's sitting there "oh my cold got a little worse for a while, how about that" and Dahlia is just fuming.

#ace attorney #fic ideas #it would be a somewhat dark comedy where she keeps trying to kill him in more and more audacious ways and every time he is just. okay. #he's fine really. he gets hurt but not badly. #and maybe even it eventually connects to canon in some way #like a '5 times phoenix not dying saved the day. and one time he didn’t die and it was kind of irrelevant to any day saving' cracky fic #or maybe just dahlia foils her own plots via obvious murder attempts after a while #idk i can't decide the exact spin i want