can i be honest to the obsessive skincare girls. you look the same. nothing is happening
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Love that tma is so traumatic constantly that we all gloss over the fact that Jon was kidnapped and forcibly moisturized while tied to a chair for a month.
Every time I think too hard about it it actually freaks me out. And Jon never talks about it again which also freaks me out
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magistrate Astarion pre bite with pretty brown eyes because that’s what he deserves
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“Say it, Archivist.”
“Statement of… Michael. Taken from subject. Date…”
“The last day of the Archivist’s life.”
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“Statement begins.”
Enjoy this doodle while I recover before The Unknowing happens.
Extra:
he forgor
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maintaining a social life is so hard for girls who are sleepy and comfy in bed by 10
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My job should be to be a hot temple priestess getting high and railed by lesbians so that the divine wisdom comes to me and I share it with the adoring masses. Instead I gotta like, fuckin, pay taxes or some shit
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I wanna chew on talon like a piece of dry jerky
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On the “it was supposed to be a joke!” theme, is mustard!trey your favorite?
Back when all I knew about Twst was fanart I thought things like fairies not being able to resist Leona (fairy gala), Jack wagging his tail and then denying it while it is actively happening and Rook hunting his classmates for sport was just fandom hivemind stuff.
Every time I come across something from art that turns out to be real I am delighted, like Jamil’s towel conversation with Kalim before GloMas, I was 130% sure you’d made that up and could not stop giggling.
Trey's Mustard Mania is up there, but I think my favorite will always be Azul's robes story, in which -- I know I've talked about this before, but honestly we should be talking about this 24/7 because really -- it turns out the secret ingredient in Vil's fancy high-end moisturizer is Floyd. Vil has been spending the entire story walking around with Floyd Juice rubbed into his face. what does that mean? who knows! they just wring Floyd out like a towel (somehow?!) offscreen and put the drippings into a cute bottle and sell it to Vil for an exorbitant price! this is just something that happens in canon! why not!
also, the birthday boy sashes. for some reason no one ever believes the birthday boy sashes are real at first, and it's always a sheer delight to see "WAIT, IT ACTUALLY SAYS BIRTHDAY BOY?!" on my activity page. :D
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