#or on day 1 of my period

[amphibianaday]

day 1609

#amphibian #frog #frogsona #amphibidextrous #its so funny i started the project to have something to do after signing the contract but before starting my new job (~month long period) #but got distracted by other projects and only finished like 20% and then slowly did like. 1 seam a month #until last week when i went “i wanna wear it to a party i should finish it” #(didnt finish it in time for the party but by that time i had the momentum to finish it the day after)

[q1ngqve]

pughiuhkhhhiuxh the hormones have finally caught up with me and i need to share my brainrot-

imagining working in one of those clubs with people wearing bunny suits. your role is a simple waitress, delivering the patrons their drinks and snacks, maybe flirting with them to get some extra tips. one day, as you deliver a tray of drinks, you lock eyes with Gallagher. you blush, but give him your best smile, blowing the man a kiss before quickly scurrying away. however, throughout the night you quickly realize you've been delivering orders to the same table where Gallagher was seated at. and each time, he'd bring you a little closer. it started with a small tug, hand on your hip as you made conversation- before you've realized it, you're sat in his lap, feeding him chips and nuzzling into his chest. you've never gotten this much attention from a patron before, and though the girls have told you to be super careful about customers, you feel safe around Gallagher.

with Gallagher, he really didn't want to be here at first. when his pals dragged him to the club, he was fully expecting to just get hammered and eat a lot of greasy food... until you showed up, placing down a cocktail one of his friends had ordered. he was fully awake this time, and when you gave him such a sweet smile, well he'd be damned if he just let you go. so he orders a few more drinks, specifically asking for you. he stops to make small talk, and he notices how shy you seem to be. was this your first time in a one-on-one conversation with a patron? he can't help but get a bit riled up at the thought. soon, he had you sitting in his lap, feeding him chips and wiping off any remains of alcohol from his face. aeons, he finally saw the appeal of his club.

one by one, his buddies leave, and now it's just the two of you. "finally..." Gallagher grabs your chin, staring into your eyes. "i thought they'd never leave. now, i have you all to myself, little bunny..." his lips crash into yours, giving you a taste of all the drinks you've served him in the past hour. you close your eyes as Gallagher runs his hands all over you, cupping and squeezing certain parts. you feel lightheaded- was it from the alcohol or the attention? either way, Gallagher claps handcuffs on your wrists and holds you in his arms. "i'm bringing you home with me- how much would it cost?" you meekly tell him that since you're just a waitress, you aren't worth much. he grins. "that just means i'll be having you all to myself, then."

you spend your work night in gallagher's hands, your uniform and shoes on the floor as Gallagher takes, and takes. his mouth never leaves you as his hips roughly thrust against yours, filling his bedroom with the most obscene sounds. oh aeons, you didn't think the night would escalate to such a degree... yet here you are, tearfully riding Gallagher cock, moaning out his name in broken syllables as you feel his cum dripping out from your hole. later on, when the two of you have cleaned up, gallagher insists you spend the night as there was no way he was going to make you go out while wearing that bunny uniform. Gallagher traps you in his arms, and you fall asleep...

(later on, Gallagher would become such a frequent customer that there would be a private booth just for the two of you to fool around in- how thoughtful!)

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PLEASE I AM ON MY KNEES

#seeing this on period day 1 is HORRIFYING 😭 #THIS IS SO GOOD 🍄 BABE #why are all of my anon’s brain rots so interesting #this deserves some tags #🍄 anon!!!!! #hsr #honkai star rail #gallagher #gallagher x reader

[kota-corner]

THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH??? (Speaking about the Autism and PMDD statistic specifically)

#yall i think my therapist is onto something #im fighting for my life out here with my periods #it honestly makes a lot more sense than bipolar 2 for me. i dont even fit the criteria for bipolar 2!!! #idk why the hospital i was at in april diagnosed me with type *1*(aka the more severe type that includes manic episodes) considering the #psychiatrist talked to me for like twenty minutes as a whole for the five to six days i was even there #and i dont have enough bpd traits to be diagnosed so that's not something we are really considering anymore #autism + trauma + pmdd= kota's very weird mood swings? #premenstrual dysphoric disorder #pmdd #cptsd #autism #actually autistic #mental health #tw: mental illness #tw: periods #reblog #💫donnie text post💫 #💫donnie gets real.tag💫

[skitskatdacat63]

His bullfighting days aren't over quite yet.

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#GET IT??? HIS *BULL*FIGHTING DAYS....hahah yeahhhh im so clever..... #suddenly had the urge to draw old man version matador nando bcs DC randomly called him a matador during quali #and im like oh my god....dc....youre so right.... #hoping this piece works as some kind of blood sacrifice for his performance in about 7 hrs :) #get it blood sacrifice??? and hes cutting his hand in this piece??? #thats supposed to represent two things. #1. hes doing a blood pact/sacrifice so his performance goes well #2. hes testing the sharpness so he can slay the bull!(and the...horse? 🤭🤭) #had a very interesting convo w Suzuki abt the implications of matador nando #based on a meme i made 😭 abt how our fantasy is that hes gonna be the bullfighter. hes gonna slay the bull #but the reality will be that he looks upon the bull from a distance #hes meant to kill the bull to overcome it. but he just ends up longing to be the bull. he fails.. hahaha get it.... #lmao angst aside i think its kinda funny how i can have this reasoning for the matador au in two eras #thats long the old man has been here. has had two distinct periods of challenging the (red) bull #ANYWAYS!!!! hope ya like!!!!!! i think this is pretty relevant hopefully 🤭🤭 #quite happy w this one even if it was less of an ordeal than most of my drawings #waaaahahhh hes so handsome!!!!! handsomest guy!!!!!!! #lol scheduling this like an hr before the race cause as i said. its an offering. its a sacrifice. i pray to the racing gods #tw blood #<- just a bit 🥰 he was originally just gonna be holding the sword but i realized ouch! sharp!!! #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #catie.art. #fa14 #f1 art #f1 fanart #matador au

[lyslsstuff]

Something about a manifestation of your mistakes.

#yeah #i'm slient hilling your Mortal Kombat #anyways anyone intressted in this just dm #but expect a response in like #two days #i'm in my period #mortal kombat #mk1 #mortal kombat 1 #mortal kombat 1 (2023) #mortal kombat fanart #mortal kombat 1 fanart #lord liu kang #fire god liu kang #liu kang #kung lao #mk liu kang #mk kung lao

[peridots-pixiwolf]

sketches from @mipexch 's whiteboard a couple days ago!!

also feat. a very small reference to @onlineviolence :]

#peridots-art #bugs #bots #ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #swordsmachine ultrakill #bugzapper ultrakill #minos prime ultrakill #v2 ultrakill #plus the rest of the fumos but those weren't done by me. someone was drawing v1 so i put a v2 beside them and came back later to like 5 mor #hence why they are out of frame. anyway this was a LOT of fun I lost track of time and stayed up till dawn even #there were so many cool and/or recognized artists.... i keep checking the ultrakill tag to see if anyone else posts their own sketches #it was posted at like 2am my time though so i didn't get to stay very long.... i checked in today on the fumo drawings and there was #just so much new art over there and in general. so many people doodling and having fun and complimenting each other and bonding over #the things we all like. im gonna cry #anyway. i think this is the longest period of non-posting (not inactivity. lol) on tumblr i've ever had #so might've forgot some tags. also i think i'll use alt text for multiple images and regular id for 1-2 #edit also i wrote 'today' in the tags up there but it was in fact two days ago. regardless #ALSO. sorry if the alt text is hard to read or anything. never used it before + penchant for lengthy descriptions #can you tell i'm really proud of the beetle gabe btw. men will see a character say 'anyone gonna buggify that?' and not wait for an answer #WAIT i've already made that joke haven't i. whatever turn your blorbo into an insect or some sort of gay bug today

[localcryptic]

if you dont mind me asking, could you tell me more about Andromeda?

(vibrating with excitement) yeah i'll be really normal about it too

Andromeda (it/he/she/they), also known under their stage name, ANDROI-MEDA (haha because they're an android, get it) is an android pop star in the sci-fi oc verse i've been working on with @vampire-romancer !

he was created and developed as a project by a team from MIDAS records, a major record label, to be the "perfect" pop star. in the 7 years since its debut, ANDROI-MEDA has seen unprecedented success. she's bubbly and fun, friendly and graceful, kind to fans, the whole nine yards.

behind the scenes, however, they're bitter and jaded. Andromeda never asked for the fame they were created for, its never had true privacy or connection with others, and he's treated as disposable by the management team at MIDAS. quite literally.

the team makes more money if she can work indefinitely, so doing crazy things like "powering down/going into 'sleep' mode" or "actually getting repairs for damages" is bad for business. it's faster and cheaper to just keep her working until he breaks down, even artificially accelerating its processors if needed, and then uploading whatever memories remained in tact to a new body and moving on.

andromeda is secretly so very angry and scared and has no way to express it because they're the happy bubbly cutesy pop star with no control over their public image or message. when they start developing feelings for an up and coming alien indie-rock artist, who always tells it like it is and isn't afraid of a little controversy, Styx, (made by @vampire-romancer, if you want more info, ask them <3), it can't tell if the feelings are Jealousy, a Crush, or "I want to hit you with a rock".

but that is my little overview about them ! i think hes sooo silly :P its got light up LED panels along its body that change color to reflect their mood and strands of light up fiber optic cable woven into their hair!

#woah posting art twice in one day things are gettin crazy #my ocs #my art #oc art #oc artist #andromeda #unironically this oc was inspired by (1) saw a pastel gamer computer and thought “that could be a person” #(2) had a period of time where my computer was breaking down + crashing and i thought about how scary that must be for the computer #i should really have more organized tags for things in this oc verse #sci fi verse #sci fi #thatll be a start #i guess i'll make it a project to actually organize things if i wanna start posting more consistently about them all

[hyakunana]

Seasonally visiting the Beyond to catch her up on this timeline’s news - and to see if she’s doing well.

#destiny #destiny 2 #destiny the game #destiny art #bungie #the young wolf #hunter guardian #exo stranger #elsie bray #elisabeth bray #season of the haunted #fanart #comic #petition to doctor elisabeth bray to have one (1) good time #lightfall showcase is announced / me: god i hope elsie is relevant again / me: god i miss her #me: spends days working on this comic to cater my own needs alone #my periodical visit to europa just to check up on her and give her the updates pls dont tell the vanguard #far from me to make a new FWC here but lightfall is comin' and im sticking with the one with the most knowledge about it #i've been ignoring the fish' existence until the lore with drifter interacting with it #and so i was like 'ok the collective illusion still exists im gonna do it - plus the fish is still cute' #part of me really wants this badly to be an ahamkara baby but another part believes this will make A WHOLE ANOTHER MESS #i watched enough fairly oddparents to see where that would go #so for the time being i'm naming the fish The Winnower

[gideonisms]

Defeated the specter of takeout by being mentally physically and emotionally unprepared to speak to a human

#let! me! order! from! the! website! #definitely definitely would have spent $30 on a hamburger but the site wouldn't switch to the address that is closest to my home #i cannot try to make someone understand my order #i have worked 5am-3 pm since Tuesday and i just started my period i'm getting a one (1) day weekend i do Not have any brain cells left ♥️ #anyway. making my sad mac & cheese

[i-am-church-the-cat]

Hey guys! As you might have seen me talking about before, I am part of the @fandomtrumpshate auction this year. It’s my first time, so I’m excited to be involved.

I am offering:

Type of work: Fan fiction

Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF, Kinnporsche, DC (specifically Batman, Wayne Family Adventures, and Young Justice)

Highest Rating: E

Length/Scope 5k-10k words

Minimum Bid: $5

If you’d like to check out my full auction post, you can find it here. Even if you don’t bid for me, please consider checking out the auction as a whole, there’s so many different fandoms, over a thousand creators this year, and all of the money goes to some great causes. The bidding period opens tomorrow, March 5th, and closes on Friday, March 9th.

#fandom trumps hate #fth 2024 #i made this days ago and just realized the browsing period was about to close so i should post this #my writing #fanfiction #fan fic writer #formula 1 rpf #kinnporche the series #batman #batfam #wayne family adventures #young justice #dc

[tittyinfinity]

it's crazy finding out you're autistic as an adult bc then you start to notice the ways it affects you and has affected you throughout life

and then it becomes a hyperfixation bc you're like "omg this makes so much sense now" and you start feeling a bit better about yourself knowing that there's an explanation to everything

#.bdo #autism #''panic attack disorder'' they have all been full-on meltdowns #which is just as much of a reason that I stopped working as my chronic pain #bc the last job i had i quit in the middle of a phone call #bc the lights and sounds on top of the problem solving on top of my ADHD were Too Much #i was also incorrectly diagnosed with both bipolar type 1 and BPD #it was the PTSD mixed with everything else like my post-partum depression and psychosis #found out that the ''bipolar'' was just me being happier when i have my pain meds #and getting everything done in those couple of weeks where i felt better (''mania'') #and of course more depressed when i'm in more pain bc i can't not notice it #and then also my period really fucks me up too and i get extremely angry for 3-7 days straight #but anyway #i noticed how i stim and how the way i think specifically in patterns and numbers #i've always had really bad texture issues w both food and fabric #i have misophonia and can also feel certain noises (ESPECIALLY mouth noises)(ESPECIALLY if it's repetitive) #it makes me feel like i need to make the noise too #and half the people in my family have vocal stims #ik they can't help it but it sends me into panic attacks & meltdowns #i can hear electricity on top of my tinnitus #i get socially overwhelmed easily bc of all the masking #i talk to myself and make my own noises when im alone #i have repetitive thoughts that will cycle for weeks sometimes months at a time #so i think the ocd is comorbid #bc ever since i was like 5 i've had this pattern that i HAVE to tap on things every now and then or it drives me insane #i get intense hyperfixations for months or years #there's just a lot i notice about myself now

[amanitaphalloides]

also ok this post already feels both intrinsically cocky and fairly stupid since i did lose all my followers BUT i have really been enjoying writing short random things lately so if anyone has any ~2k fan fiction concepts they would like written by me for basically any fandom i have ever expressed a passing knowledge of lmk and i may or may not fill them

#if i take this back immediately sorry I’m on day 1 of my period aka my fave day of the month for declaring i will do projects

[spirallingstarcases]

having your own mother tell you that you don’t deserve to uber yourself food after two long weeks of stress because “you think you’re the only one whose stressed? you’re. not. special.” is craaaaaazy

#god forbid i uber myself dinner because 1.) i’ve been cooking for myself for fucking months and 2.) i finished all my goddamn work #and deserve to take it easy now that i’m not actively considering suicide #spispeaks #jesus #get me OUTTA here #she said the same thing abt my period too #i don’t deserve to take painkillers because i’m not special and i can’t be having body pain that’s any worse then HERS and SHE can bear it #so why can’t i #what a great start to this day.

[kenobihater]

hey if anyone has a storygraph and wants to follow me on there i'm tasseomancie!!! storygraph is like goodreads but has more stat breakdowns and isn't owned by amazon! it's a great alternative imho. i just joined so my stats r not very impressive, but i'm looking forward to reading a lot more and hopefully finishing 9 more books by the end of the year!!

#i tried 2 set a realistic goal 4 myself that i can reach if i read every day. i've only read 1 book this year & hopefully can finish 9 more #by the end of the year. i think 9 in 3 months is doable!! #len speaks #gonna rb this periodically methinks to ensure i gain some moots on there!! btw hmu if you do follow me on there so i know who u are!! #i think i'm gonna add some of my faves on there but i prommy i don't rate everything 5 stars even if it appears i'm too generous lol

[urlocalsadkid-l]

#i don’t play fnaf but my friend does so i vaguely know abt this #and this is fucking hilarious #also coincidence that it popped up day 1 of my period?? #fnaf #period #menstruation #urlocalsadkid l #text post #funny