#or patronize you

[sanctus-ingenium]

and there was no border between sky and sea | print

#please zoom in i beg of you. tumblr doesn't like landscape art #patrons voted on the theme of this! they voted 'werewolf'. who am i to deny them their uhhh. werewolf #artists on tumblr #seascapes #dnd

[essektheylyss]

It is so funny that Travis has an aversion to playing a wizard because wizards are too squishy, given he was in the same party as Laerryn Fucking Coramar-Seelie.

You do not have to be squishy as a wizard, sir! You can play a shit brickhouse of a wizard and you witnessed the proof of that in real time!

#cr spoilers #daggerheart one shot #don't you talk to the patron saint of iconic wizard builds like. super often. aabria def has wizard build recs.

[toktopus-art]

part 1 of meme redraws (some of which were requested by the lovely people on my patreon)

#stranger things #stranger things fanart #part 1 because my patrons send so many great memes jksdf #and if you're on my patreon you still can send more until monday which is when i'll close the request form!

[devotionfm]

The son (moomin) the father (snoopy) and the Holy Spirit (miffy)

#tbh they are pretty interchangeable who cares but this is my analysis #but idgaf you can switch it all up it’s fine #but I hope you all get the idea #anyway these three silly characters are my patron saints my everything my beacon of light in the darkness

[fingolfinwiththesteelchair]

It is a beautiful day, and you are a horrible research transport vessel. Things are progressing as normal (i.e. it's boring) when a SecUnit pings you, lies right to your metaphorical face, and then tries to bribe you with human media to give it a ride. This is as unexpected as it is unprecedented, and the sheer nerve of it is really to be admired. There's no protocol to this, so what should you do?

Now, this is against a bunch of rules, and could be dangerous if you weren't so impressive and incredible, and you're technically an employee (and can probably rewrite the Univeristy charter at will (until someone notices and puts it back)) so those rules are for other entities.

So, what you should do is allow the rogue SecUnit with a broken governor module and a sketchy story aboard. If you check the files it dumps and find zero (0) malware (which is confusing), and it doesn't even try to trash the place or lay in wait to ambush a crew member, then you've got a good candidate!

Next, what you're going to want to do is absolutely nothing. Just watch it patrol your halls until it's time to leave. Continue staring at it while you're undergoing embarkment procedures. Maybe analyze it a little (you've got plenty of processing power to spare) when it finally sits down and starts watching media. Allow it to settle in and get comfortable while you stare at it and get further and further from port.

Now that you two are alone (intimacy is key!) and you've determined that watching media is all the SecUnit is going to do, it's time to make contact! Make sure to open by telling it it's only survived due to dumb luck, and letting it know you could melt its brain into putty. This starter will work to develop conversation naturally and smoothly, just like you've seen the humans do, and it will be smooth sailing from there!

This has been Perihelion's guide to making friends/finding life partners/fuck off Holism I had to work hard for this find your own

#murderbot diaries #murderbot #perihelion #it was not smooth sailing #it took ART about ten minutes to get secunit into a snit so bad it shut down out of spite #but they make it work somehow #tbh despite the rocky start if ART weren’t so ART i don't think the relationship would have lasted #ART is overbearing and kind of a bully and it earned its nickname very well #but i think thats why secunit can get along with it because it comes across as more genuine #mb was distrustful and a little patronizing to miki so while they COULD have been friends if canon hadn't happened it took it until miki #died to realize miki was being genuine about the friendship #whereas with ART MB can be like what we have is weird and I'm not gonna put a label on it #these tags have gotten away from me #anyway can you imagine ART having to explain to Iris and Seth WHY it let SecUnit on?? #like it could have justified it any which way but at the end of the day art was bored and then curious and then intrigued

[nights-at-crystarium]

✧✦✧ "Fragments" - episode 41 ✧✦✧

They celebrate the night by playing games even more unhinged than usual, imbibing floral nectar, and dancing until every last person drops dead \o/

New reader? episode list on tumblr | webtoon Read 4 more episodes: patreon | kofi

#i see you typing some comment about the moon mount #i urge you to consider: this episode got released for patrons before the mount okay #like you're free to joke about it but it's nowhere near my original intention here and i'm grumpy about se's timing #ffxiv #vivien rell #feo ul #titania #alisaie leveilleur #alphinaud leveilleur #thancred waters #ryne waters #urianger augurelt #ffxiv: fragments #fragment ii: new world old friend #own: next lvl

[saltyfinalboss]

if i was paid to be insane about videogame characters i would be a gazillionaire

#although i guess i am to some degree. thank you my patrons i love u all #i dont share all my brainrot there cuz im shy but sometimes i do just cuz its my art ahahah #txt #1k

[artharakka]

Beautiful, But Broken

#bg3 #tiefling #tw blood #c: Viivi #so I redid my bg3 character because I wasn't feeling durge that much. So now my sibling does durge and I regular tav Viivi #(changed her to tiefling for funs) #at least I meant to do regular tav but uhhhhh things have gone very unfortunately very fast #anyway. Viivi is an artist; she does painting sculpting poetry and some prose. Experimenting with this and that #unfortunately she is deaf which made making connections a bit hard in the fine arts world #fortunately she has a patreon with one very generous patron (she's fey warlock)✨ who has bestowed some gifts of charms for her #which have opened doors of many art galleries #She's not a fighter so although she is confident in her own lane she is also very aware of her mortality #so she avoided any fights she could #which might have saved her but also got her into the mess of her lifetime #you see she couldn't fight the entire goblin camp and their leaders. She would've just not survived that. So she convinced them #that she is a True Soul. She is good at convincing people. It worked. They thought she is on their side. Good #Halsin also though Viivi was on their side. Halsin attacked Viivi's party. Now Halsin is dead. #So Viivi and her group were still alone deep within enemy fort. Viivi made new plans. She frees the prisoner who says he will warn the grov #Good thinks Viivi now they know to flee. I will go to Minthara and tell we got the information from prisoner of the grove location #she will trust us and we walk off #when we get back to grove they have not fled and Minthara is at the gates #Minthara wants Viivi to sound the horn. Zevlor wants Viivi to sound the horn. Viivi asks Zevlor to please tell this plan in detail. #Zevlor says just blow the horn already. Viivi does that. Minthara thanks Viivi for leaving the gate open as planned #Zevlor does not thank Viivi for that. Viivi is confused as she did not leave the gate open. (for real the damn gate was left open) #So I did a Massacre. #now Karlach is gone Wyll is dead. Lae'zel is also dead #but apparently Minthara is ready to be very loving and sincere with Viivi. The most helpful person she has met in very long time. #Viivi might love her #so that is how she's doing.

[kaltacore]

no way my bestie just made me the best bday gift ever. that's my little fucked up the great old one warlock and she's never been more gorgeous

#your most normal ex sshamath citizen with the most normal lurking patron and a tadpole in her head yeah that's her! but most importantly #have you ever seen a painting that belongs to an art gallery and then realized it's the one with your oc. that's exactly how i feel rn #oc: yibern #also known as yuri tax evader among my friends. i just can't help but mention it #bg3

[saewokhrisz]

another pair of cover art + scene illustrations commissions for the wonderful @ser-estinien for their fic "The Stone Heart" (please heed the tags again :9)

#THIS ONE WAS A BLAST #thank you again for my wonderful patron kanna <3 #sobs old man shuake....my dearests.... #commission #shuake #my art #persona 5 #ren amamiya #goro akechi

[toodrunktofindaurl]

My entire n/s/f/w imodna comic is now up for free! read here! ♥

#imodna #thank you to all my patrons for pledging #pledges allow me to keep creating entire comics like this #and i couldn't be more grateful ♥ #maryneart

[okkennymay]

Ectober Comic - Page 31

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'Vlad put that thing away you're getting ectoplasm everywhere-'

Happy New Year everyone!!~ Oooo I got a good feeling about this year you guys! ( •̀ ω •́ )✧ Come on and let it be the year I finally find my footing online and stop falling right back into the abyss time again and time again ╚(•⌂•)╝ I just had my first Christmas since I got ill that I kept down everything I ate!! A true Christmas Miracle!~ It's been 3 whole months since my last major health episode, a first in these whole 9 years since my conditions first burst into my life (❁´◡`❁) sometimes I pinch myself because I still can hardly believe it💖

Pages 32-35 (end of chapter 2) plus all their delicious WIP's (these pages go through such journeys I tell yah) are available for my darling Patrons right on over here >vO

#Ectober Comic #Ectober Night #Danny Phantom #Vlad Masters #Vlad plasmius #okkennymay #pages 32 to 35 will be posted here as I begin to post chapter 3 to my patrons #Not all at once of course it's nice to actually have a bit more of a buffer to better and more fairly reward my patrons #Thank you to everyone who waits so patiently for me to update #you guys are the real MVPs

[eyesthecolorofarson]

DpxDc demon twins AU where Danny is basically fishingarret on YouTube. If you haven’t seen him he’s this psychopath of a man that walks barefoot in Florida and other dangerous places like Australia and the Amazon and removing invasive species. He does this by picking them up with his bare hands. This man feels so fear. He willingly poked a wasp nest. He tackled a 15ft python. And every time he picks something up he says yoink. Danny ‘already dead’ Fenton being left in Florida instead of Ohio

#demon twin au #Danny Fenton is Damian Wayne’s twin #Just imagine #you find out your slightly psychotic mother abandons your twin in Florida #And the first thing you know about him is that he’s equally insane just in a different way #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #If you worship this patron god of nature you too can be blessed with the camera man’s immortality #Go and subscribe to fishingarret!!!!!

[theabigailthorn]

Thanks to all my patrons for supporting me!

Turns out when you actually do your own research and writing [AHEM!] it takes time to make good content. These awesome names and plenty of generous people like them help make that happen. Their pledges give me the time to research the show PROPERLY and also go towards paying the crew, who make the show look spectacular.

If you can, and you wanna support what I do, sign up and join them :)

#philosophytube #philosophy chube #seriously though it makes me so mad that guy made so much money stealing other people's words #like I put so much flippin work into Philosophy Tube #and this a-hole just read out books and scammed his patrons #infuriating #but what are you gonna do jake? It's ContentTown #I hope my patrons see their money going on the screen #oh also in case you were wondering the patreon pledges go into a separate bank account that's for Philosophy Tube #they don't go into my personal accounts #and if there's anything left over at the end of an episode it rolls over into the budget for the next one

[amphibianaday]

Hello I would like to request your favourite little freak(amphibian) for day 1432

day 1432

#amphibian #frog #toad #european common toad #i had to look up what 1432 means but i think its cute #i interpret this as just my favorite amphibian which is the common toad #i think you can tell from my art that its one of the amphibians i instinctually go for when i have no specific species to draw #i know its a boring answer but its a good frog. plain and simple #and its the one i've actually interracted with the most irl :) #and more specifically we had a toad that lived in the drain in the cellar in a previous house #its where we had all the laundry stuff. so we called him laundry frog. he is like the patron saint of laundry. to me #laundry frog specifically is my favorite little freak #laundry frog #oops i think i forgot to save the alt text #it should be fixed now but i have no idea how that works in relobgs

[snackugaki]

#saw some kids draw leo as chun li #heehoo brain went straight to raph as ken #i have so many goddamn fucking brushes #why was my ass insisting on going full realism for these guys #when stylization is faster for me #haha (because someone told baby snack that she'll only get comic work if it's all realism all the time) #i love you rim lighting #ignoring how much my ka looks more katakana than hiragana #見ないで #the joke is it only looks like I'm back to posting #feel free to send a wealthy and feckless person here to become my patron and then maybe I will be #hehehehe his li'l seatbelt harness