If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.
Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.
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excitedly waiting for this
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Reasons I’ve heard why Princess Kate is “missing” in no particular order:
• BBL
• facelift
• prepping for going on The Masked Singer
• growing out a bad fringe
• mental breakdown (possibly due to William knocking up Rose Hanbury)
• going on drag race All Stars (courtesy of Bianca Del Rio)
• they’re getting a divorce
•induced coma
• she’s straight up just dead and the royals are just digitally “weekend at Bernie’s”-ing us
• she’s moved to a small town and has met a man who doesn’t know she’s a princess and is teaching her the real joy of Christmas.
• she’s recovering from abdominal surgery on medical advice (booooooo)
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for some reason people really love my luna and celestia designs so i drew them again with some little changes :-) yay!
she doesnt know how to dance btw
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the universe is so fucking funny for this. imagine being born for a job. you having that job can only happen if your mom dies. and you wait 73 years for that to happen. and when you finally get that job, you get diagnosed with cancer and quite possibly die within the first five years. absolute legendary move on the universe’s part. lol. anyway, activate the crabs.
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This expresses my feelings precisely.
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THE QUEEN'S BEEN DEAD FOR ONE SLUTTY SLUTTY YEAR!
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The Kate Middleton mysteries, as channelled by Emery Robin (from here):
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TRISHA PAYTAS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
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none of y’all so called punks and leftists have done as much to dismantle monarchies as trisha paytas did by just getting pregnant twice
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