#or send me one that already exists

[formosusiniquis]

I've decided the perfect Stobin au is a psych au/fusion. I don't know if I'll ever clear my plate enough to write it so let me share some world building highlights I dreamt of last night:

Steve, with his people reading skills and his ADHD brain that holds on to strange bits of information forever, accidentally convinces the Hawkins police force that he's psychic.

Robin plays his (thematic) straight man. Trading off antics and helping to fill in the gaps in Steve's knowledge base/memory

This only even happens because the temp agency placed Robin at a separate job from Steve, tragic, and he had too much time on his hands to get a crush on the local dinner guy

The local dinner guy who gets framed for a crime he didn't commit, and when Steve goes in just to provide a character witness he gets accused of being an accomplice. Somehow between this point and being released Steve convinces them he's psychic -- it's important to note even Steve is unclear on how this happens

When Robin finds out Steve has already decided they can solve this. And self employment is pretty much the only way to make sure they can work together forever and no one can separate them

Through the power of gossip, audacity, and actually doing some investigative work. Stobin do of course solve the crime

More general lore thoughts: this is an aged up au so that Steve wouldn't have to have a strained tough love relationship with his dad ala actual psych sure you could use Hopper in place of Henry but I think it's more fun to shove a newly graduated Dustin into just some kind of generic science lab. Who needs a dad for advice when you have six kids?

Every eligible lady in Hawkins is obsessed with Robin and her private eye drip, can an au that doesn't exist have a running gag?

Most crucially, regardless of any boy or girl crushes, this is an au about stobin getting into antics. Steve tapping in to his inner theater kid while Robin nods sagely in the back. Robin asking the most uncomfortable question a person has ever asked another human while Steve smiles and gaslights them into believing its acceptable. Steve and Robin paying themselves to hang out all day and yeah maybe along the way they solve a murder if they're up to it, who knows they've got a lot planned

#stobin #platonic stobin #steve and robin #i apologize for spamming the tags cause this is mostly for my own sorting #i really maybe will write this one day #but if not it is fair game #also if it already exists please send it to me

[skitskatdacat63]

2011 Japan Post-Qualifying

#dedicated to the anon who asked me if i knew which gp this was from! i ended up being right hehehe #AND thank you so so so much to suzuki-ecstar for finding and sending me the clip!!!! i appreciate it sm!!!! <3 #(ik told you already but actually the clip you sent is better than the original archive i had so im very happy) #i know a super old post of this already exists but now pls take my offering of it w higher quality/frame rate!! #im usually not a huge fan of this seb hair era but godddddd he looks so good in this #i will never get over the 2nd gif of jense play-punching him #ive seen it a million times by now but this one is better quality than any of the others and im fucking dying #THEY'RE SO ENDEARING WHY WERE THEY LIKE THISSSSSSSSS #and mark's there too i guess...(kidding hahaha but god his live slug react game is strong) #okay also must say now that im in a different time zone i have absolutely no fucking idea when to post its so confusing to me #jenson button #sebastian vettel #sebson #mark webber #jb22 #sv5 #2011 japanese grand prix #2011 japanese gp #we do a little bit of f1 #f1 #formula 1 #formula one

[ase-trollplays]

Send a 🩸 symbol and a name for a blood swap headcanon

#ask memes #i dunno if a post like this already exists #so I'm making one #also please send me one first if you plan to reblog it

[hershelwidget]

I think it would be very hilarious if there were fan-songs for Octonauts the same way that there's fan-songs for FNaF. How long until someone writes a ditty about Tweak making the Gups...

Some EXCELLENT examples from the server already though! Here's the PROMPTS if anyone here wants to get creative :) I might post demo versions of the songs sometime next year, or maybe sometime This Month if we get enough done on at least one of em :)))

We've been mostly aiming these towards the RP itself but you're welcome to try and generalize these to the actual show! Like "Past" for example could be about the era of Octonauts when they used the FIRST Octopod. I dunno- Prompts are your oyster! I just think it would be neat <3

#octonauts #also the spoilers i put on some of those are just to mark what ones got written already #the emojis are so that people could react to say ''hey i wanna write this one''. we have an excellent system (its the most basic one) #hershel’s octonauts au #also if a fan-song already exists PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SEND IT TO ME I LOVE THAT KIND OF THING TO A FAULT #imagine there's a sudden wave of early 2010's angst level songs for octonauts. i need a song that's our equivalent to ''Die In A Fire'' #the sheer COMEDY of it all would be enough to obliterate this fandom /hj

[rainyjackalope]

btw i will make a sona for myself based on your favorite animal but you have to draw yourself as a jackalope in return

im dead serious

you can be a bunny or a hare, doesn't matter. look up different breeds and species and colors if you want and then give them some kind of horns or antlers (wolpertingers are also fine but they have to be rabbit/hare based it's the rules.) it can also be a hybrid in general and not have strictly rabbit features, i dont wanna limit people too much

my conditions are i wont do bugs for mine (unless its a moth!) i like bugs but i rly dont like looking at photos of some kinds too much and some bugs are too intricate for me to do justice for comfortably in anthro form. i havent practiced that enough also: no open species type things. actual animals or general cryptids please i don't get into open species stuff at all

#fish are totally fine tho i love fish anthros and want to draw them more #im SO SERIOUS reply with an animal and ill start scheming #i love making 50000 sonas #i already have fursonas of: jackalope bunny chicken dragon(x2) lion #so i wont do those again #you havent seen my lion sona because hes in design hell and im taking him very seriously but he exists and i dont want a second one asdjhgd #i will not be hounding you for your “half” its not a concrete agreement as much as “if you do it I'd LOVE to see and think it was cool” #mine might take a while bc I get hung up on designs and have a lot of work to do otherwise so art isnt being done a lot but- #-i promise to think on it and give it a few rough sketches if nothing else unless I somehow get attacked with 100 ideas (but I doubt that) #and if you do make a jackalope even if you never use it again/pass the design on to someone else you should tag me or send it to me #I love seeing them :) #rainy rambles #if nobunny takes me up on this thats ok i just thought it was a fun idea

[constantvariations]

The Branwen bandits make absolutely no sense and every question I ask leads to more questions

Why do Raven and Vernal have advanced weapons while nearly every other member has basic traditional armory? Do they employ a hierarchy within the group? If so, how does one rise in rank? Is the competition brutal, perhaps even lethal?

How are Hunters a significant enough threat that its namesake twins went undercover at Beacon when they clearly steamroll over every obstacle pre-V5? Has Raven's reign made them stronger than her predecessor? How? Who came before Raven and why are they no longer around?

Why would Hunters be after a group of human bandits when their purpose is to fight Grimm? Is stopping man-made tragedy a part of the job because it prevents major Grimm attacks? How far would that authority reach? Would that clash with any local police force?

On a meta level, what do the bandits bring to the narrative? It would've been interesting to see an ideological clash between individualistic "survival of the fittest" and community-oriented "strength of bonds overcome all odds," but we didn't get that. Or we could've gotten some worldbuilding due to their unique nomadic nature outside the kingdoms' safe walls

Instead, the Branwen Bandits serve only a utilitarian purpose: bring Weiss and Yang together and send them to Ruby, house Raven until the finale, and be cannon fodder in a few action scenes

Yet another good idea poorly executed

#rwde #it doesnt even serve angst purposes for qrow bc its so vague and offscreen it might as well not exist #also im avoiding the word tribe bc i read a while back that it promotes negative stereotypes #iirc its bc white colonizers used it as a synonym for 'primitive savages' and using it still promotes that idea #the bandits dont seem to have any close relations w each other so i dont feel like clan works either but im not as sure on that one #ngl every time i hear clan my first thought is either the uchihas or warrior cats lmao #on an off note im wondering if im not receiving hate anons bc ive already blocked everyone who does that shit #almost wish there were notifications for how many blocked anons have tried to send messages lol #literally the closest ive gotten to anon hate was someone saying that the bees were better than violyn from arcade #they sent an lol after i responded so i highly doubt theyre someone who's gone after rwdesters w vitriol #anons send me hate instead of the others blogs pls i need a good laugh

[solvicrafts]

What gets me about certain people being so fucking pissy about Bob not writing much about Eilistraee (until the last fucking trilogy where EIlistraeans featured heavily) is that

a) Bob basically built drow culture up from almost nothing, and Eilistraee came after he started writing Drizzt

b) no you guys really don't understand. I own the first 4 modules drow appeared in. There's... not much there. And it hasn't aged well.

c) and the Big One: he has a specific vision for his specific characters when it comes to the narrative he wants to explore, from sexual abuse to religious trauma, both of which are fucking complicated and for most people just switching deities isn't enough to fix that.

I have religious trauma that I still struggle with to this day and probably will for the rest of my life to some extent, and it's fundamentally different in nature from what most people would probably expect, and the thing is even though I am happily polytheistic and very enthusiastically into it, I still struggle a lot with certain things because every time I get into my religious practice I have to actively force myself into (or out of) certain things because my whole relationship to religion and spirituality is complicated and messy.

It would be easy and frankly incredibly superficial for Bob to decide to just have them all convert to half-assed Neowiccan ~woo~ drow Jesus Eilistraee to *~*save their souls*~* and call it a day

BUT HE DIDN'T DO THAT

Partly because she wasn't his creation and other authors were writing her at the time so he really couldn't, and partly because it's a shitty message to send.

Sometimes people benefit from converting to a new religion or following a new deity. Sometimes people don't.

I benefited from gradually converting to my religion, but it's come with a whole different set of complications and hasn't been a smooth journey for me.

Just going from extensive religious trauma to switching deities does not fix your problems, and for a lot of people it realistically can make them much worse.

but also

you don't have to be saved by a deity in order to have value as a person

#I fucking WAS saved by a deity and while I'm grateful it wasn't an easy ride #and in fact the way certain people in my family treated me was very emotionally abusive #to this fucking day on a journey that's taken me 19 years I STILL have issues with this whole thing #there are some people I may never speak to again because of how they treated me over this #for a Lolthite drow I could easily see them struggling with switching to a new deity especially one like Eilistraee or Vhaeraun #who are NOT seen very positively at all in the society they were raised in #and for a lot of people the fear of being found out and punished is more than enough to prevent them from seeking out a new deity #to say nothing of the already existing religious trauma that would also just as likely make someone hesitate to embrace a new religion #and speaking AS a religious person I do not at all agree with sending the message that traumatize people need to be saved by a god #or by a religious fanatic #my case is extremely unique and while it more or less worked out in the end it was frankly hellish at its worst points #and it cost me a great deal in terms of my relationships with my family and my ability to trust other people #because the way society frames belief in the Greek gods as some distant thing in time like #'haha these people were so STUPID. they believed in gods that turn into swans and stuff' #has absolutely led to a situation where paganism is only cool and okay if it's the woo crystals and sage Neowiccan aesthetic #but actually being a historically based polytheist is conflated with mental illness #and it's damn near impossible to challenge when most modern people have NO understanding of polytheism and take everything literally #as someone who has had to FIGHT just to continue EXISTING as a polytheist I am still FIRMLY against the idea that people NEED religion #in order to have value as people or to heal #yes for SOME people it works. for others it doesn't. AND THAT'S OKAY

[pepprs]

genuinely so angry and scared im shaking. how many other times this week this month this year have i been exposed without knowing it. do people even tell each other anymore. it’s just so grim. it’s so fucking grim

#purrs #delete later #covid19 #i am fighting for my fucking life every day to stay safe and to keep the people around me some of whom are disabled / chronically ill / #immunocompromised / medically vulnerable safe. i am fucking fighting for my life. it’s already hard that i am usually one of two people in #any given room still wearing a mask let alone an n95 mask. hard and bad enough that we get looks for wearing masks and people think im crazy #for my life still being on hold and for my family still basically never going anywhere. ITS FUCKING WORSE that we are still very much in the #throes of all of it and we are in constant physical and quite frankly EXISTENTIAL danger not only of getting sick / becoming (more) #disabled / literally fucking dying but also returning to the absolute hell of lockdown which while important was psychologically damaging in #ways that are difficult to even articulate. like not only have we as a society decided to not give a shit about unpacking all of that and #healing from the trauma and assuming everyone went through the same thing when we very much did not and to just send everybody back to #school and work because 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑capitalism🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑 but we have ALSO decided to pretend like the freakish unceasing danger just doesn’t exist #anymore and to get rid of every tool we had available to keep us safe or at minimum make people have to pay exorbitant amounts of money to #access them because 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑capitalism🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑 !!!!!!! im TIRED. im so fucking tired of it. i am so fucking exhausted and angry and scared. and i #HAVE the luxury and privilege of being able to afford n95 masks and covid tests and to be able to work a job that i can do remotely if i #need to and to not be disabled or immunocompromised. what makes me fucking furious is we decided to throw all the people who don’t have #that access or privilege under the fucking bus and forget about them lol. but what do you expect from a country rotten to its core the way #it is lol. im fucking despondent. why are we living in an incinerator. #* the lockdown(s) werent just important they were necessary. and arguably we should have another one even though if we do i genuinely fear #for my mental health both during and afterwards and quite frankly before. im tired. i am grateful for the life i live which has resulted in #part from the different things that have happened because of the pandemic but i also so desperately wish this never happened and every day I #think about what life would be like if it hadn’t happened. the grief of it all is unspeakably big.

[gale-force-storm]

Ok, I have neither the skill nor the time to do this myself, so I'm putting this idea out there in the hopes that someone else will run with it:

Fan vid with clips of Gale set to Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne

#gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #the idea popped into my head so i looked around and was honestly a little surprised this hasn't been done already #but yeah someone please do this and then send me a link i want this to exist so bad #gale: talks about mystra for the first time #me: 🎵hey hey you you i don't like your girlfriend🎵 no way no way i think you need a new one 🎵hey hey you you i could be your girlfriend🎵 #please see my vision

[toytulini]

abolish voicemails

#toy txt post #not even joking. worst possible method of communication in existence #i have a note in my fucking medical chart. its bright red. it says please communicate via the hospital portal app messages #bc my phone service is shit and i cannot fucking understand u! u sound underwater! stop CALLING ME #so what does every simgle scheduler and provider do of couree when they need to reach me welm you see of course they FUCKING CALL ME! #and always when im asleep! and always fucking. 'hi toy! this is [ADBJAGRKYAUVELWHURGZKBQUVKRGSUVDKSUVWKSVURGSKEBUEVKFBUW] call us back at #[number i wont remember] thanks bye! #LITERALLY WHY. STOP CALLING ME AND DEFINITELY STOP LEAVING ME VOICEMAILS EVERY TIME!!!!! #THIS IS WASTING ALL OF OUR TIME. YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE FASTER? SEND ME A MESSAGE AND BE LIKE THESE ARE THE FIRST AVAILABLE APPOINTMENT #DATES/TIMES. DO ANY OF THESE WORK? AND I WILL MESSAGE BACK AND TELL YOU. AND IF YOU HAVE ALREADY FILLED THAT ONE YOU CAN MESSAGE ME ANOTHER #IT WOULD BE FASTER AND EASIER FOR YOU AND ME BOTH #YOU COULD PROBABLY EVEN MULTITASK IT #SEND ME AN EMAIL AND NOT JUST ONE WITH 'HI WE CALLED PLEASE CALL US BACK!' #BUT HONESTLY EVEN THAT WOULD BE BETTER THAN TAKING UP SPACE IN MY VOICEMAIL BOX THAT I DO NOT CHECK! #IM FINDING EVERY PERSON INVOLVED WITH THE INVENTION OF THE TELEPHONE AND KILLING THEM

[lucifer-kane]

Thinking about doing a lvl 1 vs lvl 12 character sheet/portrait for my bg3 character since I’ve almost finished his playthrough (first one I’ll be finishing. On a durge no less) bc I think it would be neat to see differences

#I’d love to see like. something like one of those dragon age sheets? that lets you pick between the big choices and stuff #I loved doing that for my inquisitor and would love to see something similar with bg3 #if it exists already plsss send it to me #bg3

[magentagalaxies]

giggling and kicking my feet while i'm lying on my bed like a cliche teenage girl bc bruce's assistant just sent me high-quality recordings of both shows where bruce announced the buddy cole documentary at the rivoli

#first one has paul bellini and kevin mcdonald on stage with him! doesn't mention me by name but i'm just out here like KEVIN!!!! #second one is basically the same as what i already posted but better quality bc that one was just my friend in the audience #and in addition to the higher video quality you can hear scott quietly say some stuff on this version #and it's ridiculous how even tho i'd be confident saying scott and i are friends at this point #(we've talked to each other many times. he clearly likes me. i'm even going to email him later today) #i still watch stuff like this and go oh my god scott thompson knows i exist??? #like you think i'd be over it bc i can turn off the part of me that's starstruck and just be a nice mix of casual and professional #but in my heart i'm still like oh my god this time last year i was sitting in this exact same spot in my room #listening to the exact same song (me on my off hours by mouth congress) #and one year ago i would've been like ''ugh i wish these guys could be my queer comedy mentors but that'll never happen'' #vs this year i'm like ok gotta go be a nerd on tumblr then send some emails to coordinate my next trip to toronto to work on the buddy doc #and next year? who knows! #i'll have done a bunch of work on the buddy doc by then (idk if it'll be fully done but it'll probably be close) #and i'll be preparing for my final semester of college before i can permanently move to toronto in spring 2025

[goldensunset]

you know you’ve lost when you keep editing the drawing that you’ve already publicly posted and sent a bad version of to your friends

#like everyone’s already seen the cringe fail flop version of this … i can’t just send the same drawing again that would make me look bad #also like an attention seeker #should’ve just waited man! #should’ve just let my perfectionist tendencies take over back then #peach rambles #on an unrelated note earlier today i stumbled across a few truly atrocious drawings from early 2021 and almost lost my entire mind #normally i don’t have such a knee jerk reaction but like they were my own ocs so. it hurts more #because i know i’m the only one capable of creating representations of them and i let them down #so it’s like if they only exist within that which i create of them then if what i’ve created of them is bad then. that’s all they are… #hurts my soul #i reacted so quickly with such horror that i impulsively hit delete on two of them… #and now i regret it so badly… i killed them… #i shouldn’t have done that even if i didn’t like the drawings anymore that’s a part of me that’s a part of my history as an artist #we can only learn from looking back at our mistakes! and i try to have empathy for my past self

[crossbackpoke-check]

I have to ask about good dog bad dream <3

🥰🥰 oh i was HOPING for this one. ok so y’all may actually know a little bit already because it exists in the tags as tyler borzoituzzi but! good dog bad dream is the working document title/notes compilation for a fic that started with the premise of “well you see that’s actually not a dog that’s my blorbo from my hrpf shifter wolf au—”

and, because i have never formally addressed it or put it anywhere other than the tags, three important details about this fic:

this IS a semi-au fic about the detroit red wings, set vaguely in the 2018-19 season, because the wings sucked that year (but not as bad as 2019-20)

this is ALSO a fic that is mainly about tyler bertuzzi and dylan larkin, with some other wings thrown in because i've never met an ensemble i couldn't shove into a love story

this 100% exists because of mickey redmond calling tyler a junkyard dog every chance he gets and me every time going "okay but what if literally though" -> 🐺

#me 🤝 the detroit red wings hippo campus hive mind #liv in the replies #the way that this fic exists fully formed in my brain & i just need it!!! to come out as a narrative!!! #where is the brainworm to print fic button. where is it #also the way in which i’m just like ‘yeah the fic is tyler borzoituzzi’ ok but can we have a title please. like a real one. #because somehow out of 20 pages of bertuzzi-thesis-dog-related quotes i have not found a title. ???? help. i also have a whole titles note #for just collecting phrases to use as titles (sometimes with specific ideas sometimes just vibes sometimes like oh i like that phrase) #not to mention the fact that my quote doc for the bertuzzi thesis has a more embarrassing title but like it’s fine!! #UPDATE THE DOC HAS ACTUAL WRITING IN IT 🚨🚨 I REPEAT WE HAVE REAL NARRATIVE NOT TAG NOT!FIC #WE ARE AT A SOLID ALMOST 1K!!! THIS IS THANKS TO Y’ALL!!! don’t ask how long the document with notes is tho. also how many scenes are done 🙃 #anyway i have had this reply written for like two days but keep not posting it because i wanted to be able to have something written to give #but also there’s another ask about good dog bad dream so this one will be info (boring) (sorry) and i will post a snippet in the next ask <3 #me vs not wanting to spoil things vs literally the entire plot of this already written out in the tags: fight #tyler borzoituzzi #WAIT MY TAGS DIDN’T SAVE 😭😭😭 #you’re missing the one of me going ‘🥺🥰☺️😭💕‼️🥹 thank you for the ask’ #lmaooo tumblr out here like ‘bro you can’t do that every time someone sends an ask’ ok well watch me. what if i DO cherish every interaction #wip ask game

[ladespeinada]

i was laid off today and i’m gonna be sad about it for the foreseeable but also i’m gonna try to use it as an excuse to read more and dance more and maybe fucking finally go watch bottoms

#and drink! i’m gonna drinkkkkkk #aka i have already been drinking #also i’m about to be like 📞📞📞 financial aid office of the us govt? baby you can’t charge me rn because i’m broke!!! come back later 😘 #is this a sign for me to go back to grad school? #probably not considering my existing debt lol 🤭 #also pls no one send me condolences - i appreciate it but ✨it is what it is✨

[polaroidcats]

5, 13, 22!

thanks for asking!! <3

5. are you self confident?

I think it really depends on the context/situation, I'm usually very outspoken when it comes to things that matter to me or to injustices or things like that, which makes me seem like I'm self confident, but it totally depends on the situation, and in many aspects of my life I'm really really not very confident, I just try to hide it when possible.

13. what colour is your water bottle?

My current bottle is white and has "ihre durchlauchtigte hoheit" (engl. translation according to google: "your serene highness") printed on it in neon green, which is an inside joke between my aunt an I because it's a gender neutral way to address people.

22. what is/was your least favourite subject in school?

I think it was biology, I didn't really like any of the teachers I had and thought it was boring back then (now I don't!).

from the random asks meme! <3

#asks #about me #ask game #ramblings #glittergirlprincess #also the water bottle has a longer story that i didn't want to put in the text #but for all the tag reading people who want to hear a semi interesting story here we go #the website of a concert hall in vienna had your serene highness as one of the 4 options you could chose in the drop down menu #on how they should address you when they send you mail #they had #frau and herr which is basic gendered stuff #then they had mesdames et messieurs which is french which was already funny considering the website was in german bc the place is in austri #and the forth option was ihre durchlaichtigte hoheit so OBVIOUSLY I CHOSE THAT ONE #and it just happened to be the only gender neutral option #which i found hilarious so i made an insta story about it #but then i had to ask them something via phone and because i couldn't resist i asked them why it was an option bc it seemed so hilarious to #me #i should add that nobility doesn't exist in austria anymore (officially) since 1918 so no one is legally allowed to use any titles like tha #and the woman on the phone just sighed and said that someone had actually requested that once and now it was just an option on the website #but then a few days later it was gone and i'm pretty sure they took it away BECAUSE i asked why it was there :(( #so now my water bottle is the only one calling me a durchlauchtigte hoheit #okay tag story time over hope you enjoyed that anecdote #i have to tell people irl every time i drink water so they don't think i'm some weirdo royalist