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TWOJAR!Riddler x F!Reader - Having Fun Pt. 2

A/N: Whelp, the past 48 hours have taught me anything is that y’all really are thirsty for the buff leprechaun prick...and it’s okay, me too. I’m glad I could provide rip. So here’s a part 2, as a thank you for all the love and support on it. Special thanks to @finniestoncrane who requested the brilliant set-up for this in the first place.

Also reader has a vagina in this, the first part can (hopefully) be read gender-neutral, but I only know how to write smut for an afab reader cause it’s what I’m used to rip so sorry...

Trigger Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content (like fresh filth), Unprotected Sex, Face-fucking, Biting, Heavy Sexual Teasing, Cursing...that should be it

Word Count: 1.77 k of pure filth I’m so sorry

Oh yeah…he’s pissed…pissed and horny.

You had to try and keep your smile down to a smirk before it turned into a prideful grin. No need to remind Ed of that pale-faced prick. You get in the passenger seat and you barely get your seatbelt on before Ed peeled out of the parking lot.

“Jesus, Ed what the hell?”

A scoff.

You crossed your arms in a huff. He always got like this whenever you dealt the shit he gave you back at him.

It’s a fun game between the two of you. Who gives in first? Who crumbles at the touch of the other? Who is the first to say “fuck this” or “to hell with this” and pounce?

Looks like it’s him, and it’s got him frustrated…

Edward was always a a sore loser. You were lost in thought of your next move, when you felt a warm hand on your knee. You gave the hand a glance before looking back out the window. The thumb of his hand started rubbing along your knee.

Shit, gotta think of something…

You grin as the idea came to you. This set-up gave you an advantage to double down on your ministrations from earlier that you were able to half ass with your foot. You also don’t have to be as discreet about it.

“Eddie?”

“Mm?” He didn’t dare take his eyes of the road to look at you, he removed his hand from your knee to make a turn.

You lean over the center console. One arm goes around his head and onto his shoulder. The other lays purchase on his left pectoral. His shirt was open (obviously) so your bare hand touched warm skin. His breath hitched at the cold assault of your hand.

“I can keep going…”

“I don’t doubt it.”

Your hands start softly rubbing into his skin, as your lips began making a trail kisses and hickies along his cheek, neck, wherever your lips could reach. He tries to remain unphased by your affections, but it is all a front. The hand that rested over his chest could feel his heart doing backflips.

He can think whatever he likes, but his heart doesn’t lie. You drag your hand down his torso, stopping at start of his question mark scar. Your pointer finger begins to trace the top of the question mark to the bottom and playfully tap the point. You did this a couple times to get him to loosen up as you notice his hands tighten the steering wheel again.

“Do you want me to? Keep going?” Your hand falls down from his chest and lands between his legs. Your fingers cup his dick and you start pumping it through the fabric. He hisses as you gently nip at his earlobe.

“W-We’re almost home..”

“Doesn’t answer my question.”

“Gr..y-you’re mad…absolutely mad and insatiable.”

“Only for you, Mr. Nygma.”

That was your final attack, the move you waited until the very last second before he absolutely implodes, securing you a victory.

Before you knew it, he threw the car in park in front of your apartment complex. He grabs you around your waist and torso and drags you across the console and into his arms.

“Ah–Ed!” If it wasn’t for all the teasing beforehand for your game, this would’ve been super sweet to have Ed carrying you to your apartment. His eyes were completely blown at this point. There was nothing sweet behind those eyes.

You gulp. Maybe you pushed him a wee too far?

~~~~~~~

It was a small scuffle for the top position. After you two threw off the rest of your clothes, Ed lifts you up again to toss you on the bed. You were quick to scurry away before he could cage you with his body.

“Nuh uh, I don’t think so.”

Ed growled in frustration. It shouldn’t have made you as wet as it did.

You pace the edge of the bed before pushing him down onto the mattress. You’re straddling him now as you grab his wrists to keep him from lifting you up and tossing you back down.

Given how turned on you both were by the end of dinner, it was a toss up who won or lost. Now it was up to who could make the other cum first.

Ed lets up; he puts his arms up in faux surrender. “Okay, okay…You win, darling...just...please.”

“Please what?” You mistakenly let go of his wrists.

“Let me make you cum.” He smirks.

He grabs your waist before scooting further down the bed so his head was perpendicular with the mattress and not propped by a pillow. He hoisted your waist up and pressed your core right to his face.

“Ed! Ahh…shit!”

His tongue immediately dove in between your soaked folds. Eagerly tasting for more of your juices. His stupid round nose teasing at your clit every time he shook his head.

“S-S-mmm- sore loser…” You mutter in between your moans. You could feel him grinning before teasingly nipping at your folds. You’re desperately clawing at something to ground yourself, you find purchase in the textured wall.

You’re conflicted between pulling yourself away for a chance at victory or just giving in to the loss. Ed’s hands squeeze your waist as he begins thrusting his tongue in and out of you, occasionally taking it out to lick deep circles in your clit.

“F-f-fuck…fine. Fine! God damnit, you-you win...just...please...please, baby…Eddie..” You were becoming delirious at this point. You didn’t give a shit about winning, you just needed some release from the growing knot in your stomach.

Before your brain can register what you’re doing, you’re softly grinding your cunt further into his face. Anything to get his tongue to reach in deeper. Edward hoists your hips off his face for a minute as he brings his fingers up to your clit to rub fast circles.

“E-E-Eddie! Ed-fuck…just like that.”

Your hands fly down to grab at his head. You were once fighting to keep his touch off you. Now you’re fighting to make sure he doesn’t pull away.

“Mm...Ed! ED!” The knot in the pit of you gut finally came undone in a strong wave. Every inch of your body shook in tremors as warm tingles rode throughout your nerves. You barely felt the soft lazy licks at your folds as Ed’s tongue lept at your release, not wasting any.

Eventually you had to pat his head to let him know you were getting sensitive. He let go of your waist and you scooted down as he sat back up to lean his back against the wall. You straddled him lap as you rest your hands on his shoulders.

His stupid chin was shiny in the glow of the moonlight that spilled past the window.

He has a stupid grin on his face.

He opened his mouth to say something, probably something stupid.

You smashed your lips into his. He tastes like you and it makes you moan into his mouth. He lets you take control for once and allows your tongue to take over his mouth. Your hands cup his face as one hand of his cups your cheek.

His thumb rubs along your cheek and it makes you break the kiss to look at him. The absolute wreck you’ve turned him into. His pale skin was tinted a soft red throughout. His hair was disheveled in some areas and his broad chest was heaving.

Let him think he won…this view is worth losing over.

“What does the, oh so brilliant, winner of the evening want for his prize?” You already know the answer, which is why you were already lifting yourself off his lap.

“What I always want…” Ed groans as you grab his cock to line up to your entrance.

“Me.”

“You.” You both let out a moan as you finally connect. His cock stretched you and reached further into you than his tongue ever could.

“Shit..E-eddie…”

He wraps his hands around your waist. “F-fuck…” He pulls you into his chest as he starts kissing along your neck and shoulder. He slowly starts thrusting in and out of you. You wrap your arms around his neck, as one hand runs through his hair.

“Aahh..E-Eddie w-what’re you?”

He bite and nibbled on the top of your breast in a strange pattern than usual. He was marking you up though, that’s all you knew. When you tried to ask him again, he just started thrusting harder and you began bouncing on him to meet his pace.

You were close after coming earlier, although you tried to keep it at bay so you could come with him. Ed is kneading both breasts now, the one he marked up being especially tender with every squeeze, but it just fueled you more.

You grab Ed’s face again and pull him in for another passionate kiss. Faster and faster, closer and closer to the precipice. Your legs start shaking as the all too familiar knot starts tightening and tightening.

“E-E-Eddie..Eddie!”

His fingernails dig into your skin as he holds you down on top of him as you cum and he’s quick to follow suit as your clenching walls tighten around him from your climax.

You’re both panting messes. You rest your head on his chest as he leans his head against the wall.

“That was close…” He mutters.

You giggle softly, “yeah, I almost broke your winning streak there, huh?”

“If not for your foolish tall tale I would’ve taken you over the table.”

You raise your eyebrows. “Ooohh. Good to know…gives me ideas for next weekend.”

It was his turn to laugh now.

“Now what the hell were you biting into me,” you looked down at your right breast, “oh what the hell?”

There were four to five marks that were starting to bloom, and they were linked together to look like a question mark.

A goddamn question mark.

You lightly punched him in the shoulder, before shoving your face into his chest again. “You’re such a possessive asshole.”

Ed chuckles again as he scoots down the bed with you in his arms and grabs for the covers to cover the both of you.

“But you love me.” He kisses the top of your head.

“I do, and there’s nothing to be done about it, unfortunately..”

“Damn.”

You punch his chest again.

“Hey, is that anyway to treat your partner after having such a fun night together?”

“Oh...hush.”

You both fell asleep contently in the others arms, already scheming about the next night of fun to come.

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