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nekophy · 2 months
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✨👏 DOUBLE DAD DEFENSE!! 👏✨
KFP3 pt1 - KFP3 pt2
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personally i think they should make the s2 announcement via video with aryan in a wedding dress, leah in a fancy white dress, and the two of them holding a little guinea pig. yknow. to confuse the new fans.
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badxwolf · 3 months
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Christopher Eccleston on Junior Mastermind (x)
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in-som-niyah · 2 months
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Jason “daaaarlinggg guess who just escaped the psych warddddd” Todd
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purplepomegranate08 · 1 month
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I just love the idea that there was talk going around the sea about percabeth
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scourge-sympathiser · 1 month
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SCOURGE SUNDAY 026/???
real fur coat [thtz cruel]
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ca-dmv-bot · 1 year
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Customer: MAKING MONEY DMV: GETTING SOME… SEX Verdict: DENIED
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celestialtitania · 3 months
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listen i think its great that they're changing stuff in the show, making the kids more aware, but i don't care how they do it. if percy doesn't get turned into a guinea pig next season i will riot. uncle rick will catch these hands
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panicfast · 11 months
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dickhead! \(^o^)/
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adhdslugcrimes · 3 months
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Bruce, hanging upside down: you're not getting away with this, Joker.
Joker: oh Basty, I —
Wally, walking in: don't mind me just need to get the first aid kit out of his belt, the others are empty and shopping is not an option, Nightwing cut himself. * Going through Bruce utility belt*
Bruce: how did Nightwing cut himself?
Wally: he uh,,, he punched the wall, made a dent, and now it's bleeding,,, so thanks please resume I'll just be on my way.
Joker: he.. he punched a wall?
Wally: yeah, left a dent I'm not sure he's human dude, ya can't leave a dent in concrete. Robin impressed though.
Joker: is… is he here, in Gotham?
Wally: uh yeah, for the month now.
Joker, snipped Bruce free: take me back to the asylum, I'll commit a crime when he's gone again.
Bruce, having a feeling he's the reason Dick punched concrete: I might join you in that.
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bakubunny · 4 months
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f!reader | thinkin abt this hc, but katsuki is roommates with denki. katsuki is pretty sure he’s heard denki’s girl cum more and harder than any girl he’s ever been with in his life. he’d never want to say it, but he’s questioning his sexual abilities with every passing orgasm, and he audibly witnesses a lot of them. sure, you always cum when he’s intimate with you - at least twice every time, he makes sure of it. but he’s never turned you into a complete mess like denki’s girl is every time they fuck or whatever it is they do.
so one day, katsuki finally bucks up the courage to say something to his best friend and admits he might want to do better with you in bed. denki is a little surprised and embarrassed; he never expected katsuki to be the one asking him for sex advice. he’d just taken the time to figure out what works for him and assumed that if anything, the roles might be reversed.
they talk, denki shares a little bit of what he does and eventually asks katsuki, “dude, when was the last time you slowed down and took your time?”
denki realizes the answer is probably never when katsuki spits back a defensive, “whadda ya mean?”
so he explains in more detail. katsuki takes mental notes.
・˳ . ⋆ .˳⁺⁎˚ ⋆・˳ . ⋆ .˳⁺⁎˚ ⋆・˳ . ⋆ .˳⁺⁎˚ ⋆
the next time katsuki’s got you in his bed, something is different. he’s a little too soft and a little too slow for your preference as he goes in for a kiss, so you pull him deeper. but he’s still got a measured pace, the way his hands are firm and trace your body like he means it. with him, sex is overwhelming and all consuming. it’s hard and fast and raw. but not today.
there’s a hint of impatience in his movements, but he stops himself; he spends extra time caressing your face, in the crook of your neck, mapping out every little spot that makes your breath catch just a hair or your fingers curl a little tighter and committing it better to memory. then his tongue is in your mouth, and he’s groping you over your clothes. a small whimper leaves your lips as you try to shift and get your legs around his waist, but he doesn’t let you.
realization hits when katsuki stops to look you in the eye. your cheeks are flushed hard, and it’s almost difficult to look back with how much heat is radiating between your legs. usually by now he’s got you half naked and grinding, or his hand is deep in your cunt. a twinkle lights his eyes, a boyish grin on his face. you pull him into you, pushing your face into his neck with a shyness you hadn’t felt with him in a long time.
“what?”
you shake your head and kiss his neck, taking in the warmth of his skin and the way he sighs into your touch.
“need somethin?” he teases. his hand runs down your torso to grip your hip. the same hand slides under the fabric of your shirt to caress your side.
“no,” you reply quietly. “you’re usually a bit more… fast paced. that’s all.”
his lips are grazing your neck, his tone low and playful. “yeah. i’m tryin somethin new. got a problem with it?”
he’s kissing you neck again before you can respond, sucking and licking faint marks into a tender spot on your skin.
your breath catches. “n-no, not at all.”
“good.” katsuki puts his muscular thigh between your own and presses it to the damp heat of your cotton shorts.
a small whimper escapes your throat.
“now be a good girl n' grind on me, princess.”
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rapidhighway · 3 months
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grammaton cleric metal sonic is made when sonic, the best cleric to date, stops taking prozium and rebels against the eggman empire. in turn eggman creates a substitute, one that has no emotions to control with prozium in the first place (2002) written and directed by kurt wimmer
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aroaceleovaldez · 3 months
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was reminded of this: so "seaweed brain" and "wise girl" in the series are actually kind of interesting (alongside "pinecone face") for a couple of reasons.
First is that Clarisse was actually the first character to use "Wise Girl" to refer to Annabeth, to her face, and in fact uses about the same amount of times as Percy in the first series. Thalia also uses "Seaweed Brain" independently of hearing it from Annabeth during Percy's dreams in TLT and Sea of Monsters. Nico also calls Percy "Seaweed Brain" in Un Natale Mezzosangue. Fun facts.
Second is that they were originally intended as light-hearted insults - because both originate from the first book and Percy and Annabeth bickering. In Titan's Curse, Percy pretty solidly acknowledges that anybody but Annabeth calling him "seaweed brain" is an offense to him by that point (though he doesn't care when Nico does it in Un Natale Mezzosangue). We also know that Percy has tried and failed to come up with witty comebacks to those nicknames before.
Third, Rick has 4 ways of writing characters swearing - the characters being cut off (seen with Nico in TTC), the characters are described as swearing but we don't actually see their exact words (Hazel in SoN), the characters actually swear (only present in Percy's Guide To Greek Heroes when he says "ass" like five times), and the characters use a replacement term for their swear (most commonly seen in Heroes of Olympus, every time Leo says "freaking" - he is very clearly implied to be saying "fucking.")
So, based on all of that, we can actually potentially infer that "seaweed brain" and "wise girl" (and "pinecone face") are censored swears, and Annabeth and Percy are actually constantly affectionately calling each other "Dumbass" and "Smartass" (and by that logic, Percy called Thalia "shitface" or something similar one time)
anyways i just think that's funny
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in-som-niyah · 2 months
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oh nothing, just jason’s cute little eyebrow crease
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pjo has consumed me and my entire being. completely. I don't have a life or a sense of identity anymore. this dam series has taken over my life.
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obsob · 1 year
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more kitties that live in my sketchbook
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