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#or tells me she cant deal with this shit (even though its Her Kids)
multifandomgrabage · 1 year
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Random and non cohesive HB thoughts, particularly season 2:
I don’t condone or support Stella’s actions, but I am very disappointed in how she is written. Im fine with her being a villain, and I’ll even let a lack of a backstory slide! My main issues with Stella are:
A) Being 1 dimensional. Please, give her traits outside of “bitch” and “angry at Stolas”. The majority of the fan base already is (somehow) in support of Stolitz, you don’t need another prop to keep your ship going. (subpoint to a): Also, not a fan of the “wife finds out that her husband is queer” trope, but whatever, she is a villain. Its pretty fucking basic though.
B) Her lines. My fucking gosh, her lines are so fucking flat and weightless. You’d think that something an abuser says would stick and sound intimidating, but no. We get “I LiKe ToRmEnTiNg YoU”. For fucks sake, what was that?! As someone who grew up with an abusive mother, I can confidently say that no one will say that. Its like they didnt respect their ADULT audience enough to figure things out and felt they had to have a giant ass neon sign screaming
“LOOK HERE, THIS IS ABUSIVE, SHE SAID SHE LIKES HURTING HIM! A-B-U-S-E! NOW GO AND FORGET ABOUT ANY TERRIBLY TOXIC THINGS STOLAS OR BLITZO HAVE DONE”
Clearly the show is meant for adult audiences. We don’t need to be told what is and isn’t abuse. Why not do a little something called “show vs tell”? Some alright examples they have previously done are the portraits usually having just Stolas and Octavia, or a pissed Stella. Or seeing how she threw a fucking imp butler across the room.
I got a bit off topic, but here are some ways id probably write her:
A narcissist. To the outside world, she is friendly Stella, who just likes to party and smile. She has a perfect family, and everyone loves her. But under the surface, in order to feel superior she puts Stolas down constantly, through verbal abuse and perhaps some physical. Her love for Octavia is conditional, she is only pleased as long as everyone is doing everything to her command. All this possibly stems from an inferiority complex that she desperately covers through a high ego, false confidence and making sure others feel lesser to her.
Some possible lines?:
“You are nothing without me. You think you can make it on your own without me? You cant even take care of Octavia, what makes you think you can handle yourself”
“You would choose a lowly imp over me? I guess I shouldn’t have expected more from someone as low as you”
“You don’t even deserve to have me, consider yourself lucky that I am willing to stay”
“You look so damn stupid like that, singing in your self pity. Had you stuck with me, you wouldn’t have been in that position.” That or someone else mentioned Blitzo and Stella being childhood friends, her being arranged with Stolas, and then having the cheating incident
whoever had that idea is a genius.
C: Why is her design so damn good? I love fancy pigeons and they made her a fancy pigeon. (this isn’t a complaint but a thought)
Moving on from Stella, lets get to S2 E2…
I was so excited to have an episode where it wasn’t the Stolitz shipping show. I got my hopes too high. The one positive thing Ill say is that I enjoyed the adoption flashback. Maybe I read too much into it but it feels kind of like a commentary in how shitty the adoption system is, especially to teenagers. Any kid really, as they’re treated like literal dogs, and then kicked out on the street.
Back to me complaining about shit:
For one, why did we spend so much fucking tome in that stupid ass sitcom? If Stolas is such a caring dad, shouldn’t he just leave and look for Octavia? So much character growth could have happened in that time.
I know that Loona didn’t just tell Octavia to just deal with her dad neglecting her just because “he’s trying”. Its HIS responsibility as a parent to take care of his kid, and Octavia has every right to be upset st him and her circumstances. Her parents have been unstable, but after a divorce, even more so. Her dad has straight up ignored her, in favor of arguing with Stella. She did nothing wrong and has nothing to apologize for. I got so excited when Stolas started to apologize, but then Octavia apologized.
Did I mention that there was 4 minutes of Octavia and Loona together at most? Despite the thumbnail? Yeah, that blowed.
Honestly the only reason I keep up anymore is because of the animation and the weak dying hope that it’ll get better.
thats all ig, please don’t be rude in the comments. You can disagree but keep it civil. Going to bed now, bye
EDIT: So Imma randomly add a brainbarf of thoughts here too, because I do not feel like organizing shit. My brain's thoughts just expand everywhere, so bare with me.
Another reason why Stella's abuse doesn't really land is because Stolas just... doesn't seem afraid of her at all? For someone who claims to love tormenting someone, she sure is doing a shitty job at it. The way that Stolas would just have the balls (or cloaca ig) to keep going out using Blitz, worry free despite his wife doesn't give the vibes of "Victim of Domestic violence, verbal and physical abuse" to me.
To continue on why her abuse doesn't land, it has to do with the nature of this show and how it portrays stuff. It gets very confusing. Loona assaulting Blitz, Blitz and Asmodeus (on separate occasions) touching Moxie's groin area (without consent) and Multiple characters using slurs against Moxie is supposedly "funny".
Personally I don't find it humorous, but I do get somewhat jaded and desensitized to stuff like that happening. Not to say that it's acceptable behavior, but you do kind of get used to it and take it a little less seriously in the context. In S1E2 Stella is seen screaming and throwing shit around. This *can* be seen as portrayal of abuse, but given that many characters do similar shit it can also be seen as another unfunny attempt at humor.
Fast forward to season 2, if you've lasted that long you should expect some edgy shit like that to be written in a way that tries to excuse it. But all of a sudden, we get "Actually, abuse is bad. Feel bad for Stolas because he is abused by his wife. Yeah, we constantly make our characters do abusive things too, but it's funny when they do it, just ignore it and feel bad for Sad Gay Owl Man."
What? The fuck? Is the deal with powers, especially human disguises? Initially I thought that maybe only Succubi and Incubi, as well has hellhounds had the power because some hellborns are more powerful than others. How would that work if Hellhounds are below Imps in the hierarchy though? By that logic, shouldn't Imps also get that power? So that idea doesn't work. I don't fucking know why or how any of this works. Theres no storybuilding or explanation for it. For something that appears so often, I think there should be. The purpose of a human disguise is to blend in among the human world, so I can see Succubi/Incubi having that power because I'd assume they're some of the only demons allowed to go to the human world. I wouldn't know why a hellhound would come to Earth, but I guess they just have the power too?
Speaking of rules about demons on Earth that weren't explained!
Stolas is able to summon himself in some big scary owl demon form without his book ANYWHERE near him in "Truth Seekers". Yet in S2E2 he can only conjure up a poorly designed human form because now his powers are attached to the book? HUH?! Where is the consistency?
Also, given that IMP is big enough to get a commercial, how have they not gotten in trouble for breaking what I assume is one of hell's only rules? We know that they aren't supposed to be there, and yet this seems to have no consequence? Having them have to try and fly below the radar in hell would raise stakes a lot more imo.
But whatever, fuck the rules, because there are none!
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Unrelated rambles, but still kind of relevant and similar? I just don't want to make a separate post.
I don't like Andrealphus' design. It's way too bright and saturated and honestly has my eyes strain a lot, despite not being red. I kinda wanna redesign him. Also I feel like he's gonna be yet another gay stereotype, which is always fun to have /s.
Lucifer's design is underwhelming. Not necessarly because the design is bad on its own, but because of two things:
A) Too many characters look like that. We have too many skinny white Tumblr Sexyman Twinks. We have too many characters with that copy paste smile. Too many characters in suits. He just doesn't stand out. This leads me to my next point.
B) His design doesn't say "Lucifer, King and Ruler of Hell, Fallen Angel". It says "Generic Vivziepop Snarky Guy with a quirky interest". BEFORE SOME OF YALL START SAYING "B-but ackshually he pwobably haz a more dwemwonic fowm 🤓", respectfully, no. I feel that the leader of hell should have a default design that commands some kind of respect out of fear, it doesn't have to be crazy, but it should be intimidating, and stand out. What kind of king just blends into a crowd of his own people? Especially in a fantasy? This is fiction, and there is no reason to hold back and not try something new. In fact, 90% of the characters being skinny could actually be used as an advantage, because then you could just make Lucifer's bodyshape different from the default and he'd already stand out much more.
Fuck it, two redesigns coming up. When I'm done I'll link them here.
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haywire-cebus · 1 year
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Linked Universe Soul Eater AU
i coouuullld work on the long linked universe fic i have been slowly chipping away at
but instead ive decided to type of the lu soul eater au ive had cooking in my brain since i first got covid. it is the nature of all humankind (me) to have soul eater au/headcanons for all things i like. lu is no different. please feel free to talk to me about this im obsessed with it
sky: he is a meister. at first, it was him a sun against the world (meaning, in class at dwma). sun is a shield weapon, and while that made fighting-styles need to get creative, they always managed. however, during an adventure, they find a student named fi, a sword-weapon, and she joins them as sky’s sword. so now he’s like a full, cool knight. during that adventure, however, Something Happens, and the kishin Demise they were fighting traps fi in her sword form. it’s horribly tragic, and sky and sun can feel her getting quieter and quieter as time goes on. they don’t know how to stop it, and its scary. they also team up with groose, whose two weapons (his friends in the game) are gun/cannons. i just feel like groose deserves a gun.
four: he is one guy, a meister. (i was tempted to make him his split brothers pretending to be twins and not four of them, and theyre all weapons tho) but really, its four. he went on his first adventure with a much older weapon (the minish cap enzlo) as a mentor, but at the end enzlo basically said ‘its time for me to retire.’ four then moved to death city to figure himself out, and immediately got wrapped up in a witch’s plan, vaati, who wanted to figure out what makes meister and weapon souls tick. he kidnapped four and broke his soul into pieces. at first, four thought it was only four pieces, but eventually realized vaati ripped a piece of him out and infused it with some black blood, and poof! out comes shadow, a weapon. (kinda like crona, but separate body). the soul fuck-up also, temporarily, split four into four people (because. idk. magic. and soul eater bc. let me have this ok.) and while at the end, four fused back into himself, shadow stayed separate, though he can hop into four’s shadow at will. four then goes back to death academy, and tries to hide shadow as best he can. the deku tree finds out, of course, but lets him keep it a secret. they pretend like all that happened was he got turned into a weapon, and so shadow hides because theyre all scared of people hating him for being the pure essence of black blood (when the chain finds out, its obviously all sympathy and love and a little “holy shit thats awesome”)
shadow mostly turns into a scythe, because thats what vaati wanted in a weapon (he took the term “death scythe” too literally), but he can sometimes turn into a glaive/staff that holds pseudo-elemental attacks, and him and four are working on him holding that form more bc hit makes him more comfortable. four also cant split anymore, but the four pieces of himself are still separate. sometimes they work together smoothly, but sometimes its a cacophony of noise and yelling and migraines.
also due to his... i hesitate to call it adventure. but due to everything four is very good at reading souls. he figures out twilight and midna’s whole deal right away, and pieces together warrior’s fairly quickly. he can tell legend and wild have more forms than they send to show off, and can read hryule’s soul better than hryule can for himself (and learns things about hyrule that he doesnt even know about himself.) but four is a good kid and keeps this all to himself (and yet, still doesnt tell the others about himself. bc hes scared of them being freaked out)
time: he and his wife, malon, are a badass duo, honestly. malon is a death scythe, though her real form is a huge, sickass claymore. they live on campus, and spend most of their time tending to the garden and outdoor parts of campus. they occasionally go on missions, but try not to because they went through enough as youth (taking on a full-fledged kishinn(majora and the fierce deity stuff) and absorbing part of its soul into your body to stop it will make you a little tired of fighting, and that was only their second adventure). time, however, cant stop himself from bonding with and wanting to protect all these new students, and it doesnt help the hero worship a lot of them have towards him.
as for times past, he was dropped off on the academy’s doorstep as a baby, and raised by the deku tree himself. when he was old enough to begin classes, he was a little... out of touch with people his own age because of this, and some folks were pretty mean to him. and then he met malon, and had the biggest case of puppy love/crush possible (but he couldnt figure out his own feelings). they teamed up for a while, got far in their schooling, saved the world. the normal stuff a student does there. that first adventure took it out of him though, so he just kinda... disappeared for a while without telling anyone. malon got pissed, of course, but not fully at him, more at... the world for not being better about helping everyone after these horrible adventures. she goes after him, finds him fighting a kishin by himself, no weapon, mostly a soul-battle, and helps him finish the fight. he’s now missing an eye, has half a kishin in him, and she expects him to be even more broody and awkward, but hes just so happy to see her. (he doesnt confess then, though). they go back together, take a little time to rest and heal, graduate, malon becomes a death scythe, and only then does time confess. malon gives him a “i was waiting for you to be ready :)” and theyre very, very happy. or, as happy as you can be in this world.
legend: he is a weapon, and he can transform into tons of different weapons, like wild, but while wild’s are more... traditional weapons, legends can turn into a sword, a shield, and the most random weapons one can conceive of (meaning, the cooler more flashy ones you see in soul eater, and also his massive amounts of tools in lu). this poor kid has gone on so many missions, mostly entirely by himself, as his own mesiter, basically. he fought with ravio for a while, when they met, because they were soul-compatible, but ravio quickly decided being a meister wasn’t for him. they still room together in death city (also may rename this deku city if i rename the school to deku weapon and meister academy. even if it is funny to have the happy big tree’s city named death city). legend was on his own for a while in school, until he met hyrule
hyrule: he is a meister. he never found a weapon he was compatible with, and instead carried around just a regular sword while scraping through his classes (other students were like, is this allowed??? but death (the deku tree, bc i think its funny to make the deku tree death in this au) was like ‘lmao he’s managing to complete all the missions we send him on, so why not.’) hyrule and legend are eventually on a mission together, and in a jam, hyrule is like ‘please let me try to fight with you’ and legend is like ‘fucking fine. you burn your hands bc i’m not compatible with anyone, thats not my problem.’ and then it works and they kick fucking ass together, tho hyrule struggles to use legend in any form other than sword, and legend hates being in sword-form (bc past trauma he refuses to talk about until it messes with their compatibility. they have a little character arc and hyrule trains using legend in other forms and legend is more comfortable in sword form. and yes the trauma is marin-related. when he partnered with ravio, he never went into sword form)
hyrule is also good at soul resonance and attacks and stuff (like maka and stein). he just has no real training on it bc where he grew up, all the weapons stuff and soul stuff was seen as taboo, so even as he’s actively learning about it all in his classes and knows his kind of abilities are seen as cool and useful, he doesnt want to tell people. (legend eventually finds out and helps him find someone to teach him about it. that someone is time. hyrule quickly becomes super good at it all)
twilight: while not a witch, he is the child of a witch and a human. he was abandoned in a village as a baby, and they raised him communally as their own (though, of course, rusl takes him in the most) he doesnt have any magical powers, but when a witch (zant) came to his village and cursed everyone, he managed to survive by just being cursed into his wolf-form. he had never trained to use a weapon, but quickly meets midna (zant’s half-sister. shes technically a witch, but shes also a weapon. shes a very very weak witch in terms of magic.) on his journey. what follows his basically what youd expect, but he never loses midna companionship in this au. the two of them go to death city and enroll in classes and begin training. only time and the deku tree/death know about his wolf form, which he keeps hidden due to the prejudice again witches in the school. when he first meets wild, who has no memories and is so confused with the world, he just got back from a mission. he immediately latches onto him and helps him figure things out.
also midna turns into these cool as gauntlet/gloves things. with them, twi can hookshot (launch one and the fist goes out and retracts), punch so so good, and charge up for Shadow Blast things for ranged attacks.
warriors: He is actually a weapon, though he hides this from literally everyone. before he came to death academy (which im considering renaming Deku Academy, bc the deku tree is death in this au), he was guilted into being the weapon for a girl named cia. her sister always suspected something was off, but lana never spoke up bc her sister was always there when she tried. eventually, he learned that cia was helping a kishin and was going to try to feed him human souls so they could be powerful (and together) forever, and he got the FUCK outta there. he told himself he would never turn into a weapon again, and he met athena (his zelda. i like that name better for her bc shes literally the goddess of wisdom and warfare), a rapier weapon who could also turn into a bow. (yes i like when the weapons turn into things. its cool also also lets me keep more sword imagery while still giving the boys different weapon options) he teams up with her and they fight, and no one suspects wars is also a weapon bc of how good he is at disguising his soul (he’s only good with his own tho, he can’t read others for shit).
wind: a meister. he grew up in a coastal town, training with some older weapon and meister duos but never really focusing too much on it, until a bird-witch kidnaps his sister. he teams up with his childhood friend, tetra, to get her back. tetra doesnt know shes a weapon at this point (i dont remember if thats how that works in soul eater but shh my au my rules) until she discovers that during the mission. she can turn into a hammer, which functions (obviously) like a hammer, but also as a hookshot (the top flings off, turns sharp, and then retracts), or the sides of the head of the hammer open and suck/blow wind very powerfully (like the gust jar). they get his sister back and wind and terta are like “that was fucking awesome wanna do that forever?” and then they go to death city to go to school.
wild: he is a weapon, like tsubaki, and can turn into basically any weapon he chooses. his zelda, flora, is his meister. they first met when wild first showed that ability to his parents, and wilds family brought him to flora’s father so she could be his meister. this is the past, because i want it to be. so flora’s dad is rich and pays his family for him to be flora’s weapon. wilds family isnt malicious about it, theyre just struggling to get by. they technically give wild a choice in it and ask him if he’s okay, but wild is young and knows this is how he can help his family, so he doesnt really see “no” as an option. he figures he can rise up in station here (tho this is only 100 years before everything else, so the world isnt too “social classes are you stay where you were born unless you become a knight and we still have noblemen and stuff,” but it’s still there. its actually fading, which is why flora’s dad is so intent on her being a good and powerful meister, and why he’s picking a weapon from a lower social class at all (its also bc wilds ability is rare)).
so wild is raised side by side with flora, who hates him like in canon (meaning she doesn’t hate him, just hates how easy it is for him to access his different forms and he he goes along with his lot in life. she just wants to go to school and be her own person, but her dad wants her to be a world-famous meister). hes still not treated super well (he’s not floras equal in the eyes of her father), but he can go visit his family on their days off from training and stuff. eventually, they go on a mission to stop a well-known kishin. flora is extremely good at soul stuff, and basically locks him in place when he mortally wounds wild. wild is taken away by their battle companion impa and her meister, to Death Academy (where they had gone to study occasionally, but still mostly stayed with flora’s father and his private tutors), where he is put into stasis and sleeps for a hundred years. flora and the kishin, known as Calamity, are locked away as the soul-battle rages in in their minds. one hundred years later, wild wakes up with no memories but a voice calling out to his soul. he trains, on his own, because no meister can hold onto him, and goes out on his own to get flora back. he fights by himself with only parts of his body transformed, gets flora, and takes her back to the school, where the two of them rest. now they get to acclimatize to life 100 years in the future. flora struggles because she should be sad- her dad is long gone, wild doesnt fully remember her, everything is different, but at least she can study like she always wanted to.
she still wields wild like a badass, though wild tends to take missions on his own without telling her so they pass the fighting-oriented classed while flora focuses on her studies. she notices only half the time (not for a want of trying tho, wild is just really sneaky)
as of now, i dont have any real... plot with these. just everyones backstories and stuff. but i love the idea of the deku tree making time and malon take all these students on a field trip, which quickly spirals into a whole adventure.
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Series 37 Episode 39- Hooke's Law Review
-They started at the end which sometimes I love, sometimes I hate. I think.it wasn't AS effective this time, but it wasn't a terrible choice.
-Stevie commentry, not a fan of the massive pieces of loose hair at the front, a little bit yes, but jot that much. Love Stevie trying to restrain a patient in the backround, it was just something small that was effective in my opinion, because you know the doctors carry on treating patients when some walk away from the scene or they go to another, but I liked the obviousness but not massive deal made about it.
-Donna was already distracted at the start of the episode, but she was still being a great mentor, notably to Jodie.
-Charlie had appeared twice or three times early on, but then I didnt see him again, though he might be like Stevie in the way he was doing the first shift but not the second that Donna came back for, which was the main bulk of the episode.
-At this stage of the episode my theory was that Donna did fall asleep at the wheel, which turned out to be correct. It was really ahowing thats shes exhausted and tired, also that she missed her kids, my sympathy for her was up massively.
-Rida helping translate Arabic for the guy was sweet, Donna ahouldnt have lost her shit at Rida because she could talk more to the man than Donna could.
-Also, Cam is definitely coming into his own and getting more confident/in control of things
-I get why Iain suggested what he did and Faith shouldnt have got that angry, like he's just trying to help, she's lucky he hasn't reported her, even though he should have.
-Immediately I could tell the teenager wasn't telling Faith (I think) everything, and i actually liked this storyline.
-I thought the teenager was miscarrying, but then I was like, nope, labour. The girl looked so upset and then Ryan looked confused, but that adds up as the placenta came out, not the baby.
-Everyone rallying around to find the baby was sweet, and you cant tell me that Iain didn't look like he'd be a great dad.
-The police lady that took that piece of metal out her foot herself is one brave lady, stupid but brave.
-My next note was: 'Donna does not look good.' She looked so tired, and I do feel sorry for her.
-I was very impressed that Jan admitted she wasn't ok. Its a rarity.
-The teenager's mum sounds like a right cow. I want to slap her into another universe.
-Donna shutting Rida up, was......an interesting choice.
-My mum commented that she thought the translator was the dad of the baby that the Arabic lady (I dont know if she was Arabic but her husband was and I dont want to confuse her with the teenager), and I see it.
-Another thing on the translator, WAS HE FLIRTING WITH RIDA?!?!? I didnt like that at all.
-Cam buying Donna coffee🥰🥺
-I'm so glad Sah tried to talk to Paige, even if Paige was a bish and told Sah not to tell Teddy. These were my exact notes from the scene: 'You tell Piage that Teddy should know! OMG PAIGE SHUT UP. YOU KISSED SAH NOT THE OTHER WAY ROUND. ITS YOUR ISSUE GET A GRIP.'
-Faith lying more?!?! Oh my god. I'm fed up of this. Using a pregnant teenager's wee test is out of order.
-Jan and Ffion finally communicating effectively, thank the lord.
-Rida taking the Arabic dad to see his baby even though he cant hold him and Donna told her not to was so sweet and wholesome, love Rida.
-Faith being mean to Iain when he's literally only trying to help 🙄
-Felt bad that Donnas oldest left the younger one, but I also half get it because it sounds like it happens often because Donna's job is so full on.
-Ffion offering to take Gethin to Switzerland however nice was also only becuase she wanted Jan to herself and thats a little selfish, but its good for Gethin because it's what he wants. I believe euthanasia is legal in Switzerland, and that is what they were talking about.
-Fauth calling Iain controlling and demeaning wads uncalled for. Iain confessing his love and then Faith breaking it off was brutal and I wanna give Iain a hug.
-Im so glad Sah told Teddy, even if they made it sound like they kissed Paige first, even if it was Paige's fault.
-I was right in my prediction of Donna falling asleep, she narrowly missed one but another car went into the metal barriers instead. There was lots of smoke, and I can't wait to see how this plays out next episode.
Overall, a packed episode. Some characters are still bugging me, but im glad some things are being talked about: NHS being overworked and The Sah/Paige kiss.Max was mentioned, not much though, I'd expected more, but who knows.
Sorry this is so late🫣
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im-smart-i-swear · 1 year
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Tell me about Soup she looks so cool 🥺🥺
Alright, buckle up, i have no idea how long this is gonna be!
Soup is one of the oldest of the clones, being alive even before Shiro's escape from galra(back then Haggar just wanted to have a backup in case her champion died) - so she has a lot of experience in fighting..... not so much when it comes to stuff like. y'know. reading. she did pick up a few languages though! She knows english(maybe beacuse she does have some of Shiro's memories?? i havent decided yet) and galran pretty well, but can understand propably like 5 or more besides that - though she mostly listens and rarely talks herself.
Shes a quick learner and great at adapting to new situations! After shit hit the fan('the black paladins' happened) and she suddenly found herself in a new, unfamiliar world Soup started searching for other survivors - and she found Tashi, hours old and very confused, and later the other five.
Soup is independent(or at least tries really hard to be) and doesnt like following someone else's ideas, so at first working toghether with Tashi and the others was difficult - but she learns fast, and she feels responsible for their safety.
She appears calm and distant, but really shes afraid of letting out her emotions and hurting the people around her, so she bottles it all up until she cant keep it in anymore, and even then instead of processing everything LIKE A NORMAL PERSON she just lets it all out when no one is watching and the cycle begins anew.
Beacuse she and Tashi were the most emotionally stable people on the planet(its really not a big achievement when theres just 7 of you tho), they had to become The Responsible Adults TM. Soup is patient and keeps calm in stressful situations, but shes not great at long term planning and emotional support(an invaluable skill when dealing with four children) - but that's where Tashi expertise lies! They compliment each other and toghether manage to keep their weird little family relatively safe and happy(most of the time)
Soup loves cooking(shes nowhere near Hunk's level, but shes not bad either, especially considering the circumstances) - youre telling me food can taste good?? and not look like wet cardboard??? Holy shit!!!
She also collects cool rocks! Whenever she finds a really neat one she goes around showing it to everyone
The youngest kid, Taka, thinks shes the coolest person in the world(even if she eats bugs sometimes)
Theres propably more, but this is long enough already! Shes cool and strong and brave and i love her!
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why are you on a twitter byf?
hi, youre actually not the first person to tell me this tonight! i Also have no idea why im on a blacklist. i want to clear some stuff up because i was told this three (3) times. i dont exactly like that i have to reply to this publicly because i dont even make personal posts but i think this whole thing is out of hand and has been for a while.
im putting this under a Read More because its long and im finally able to air out some of my feelings about the situation.
TLDR: devin has lurked and kept tabs on me for three years and its exhausting that i have to address it like this of all places. if you need proof or anything feel free to dm me.
this is soooo. okay so i met this person in 2019 from the best of my memory because ive been trying for about an hour to get onto my old blog but i cant remember the login at all, and she and i had done a few dms just about whatever. and then she wanted to make these two kin doubles who hated each other or something be friends again, please note we all shared the same kin, and stirred up some problems.
then, after this happened, her host (or she did? regardless she admitted that she was involved in the creation) had made a callout blog for one of them despite my attempt to steer this off from happening, and i was ignored. i think my last message to her directly, and im not kidding here, was in jan 2020 (three full years ago!).
after this i made the choice, for myself, to soft her on tumblr. i no longer wanted anything to do with the situation, i think kin drama is stupid and im sure it was more personal than kin things from what she had told me, but i had no intention of being involved further. or know any of these people. like at all. after i softed her, she made a post about taking a hiatus after she deleted the callout blog and thats it from what i know about her tumblr because it was deleted soon after iirc.
8 months later she tried to follow my twitter, and i recognized her. i considered it a lottt, but i really didnt want that kind of energy stirring up things again in my life because 2020 was an absolute fucking Disaster of a year enough. so i softed her from my twitter because of this for my own mental health.i havent had a direct message with her since early 2020.
i know nothing about her, her life, anything because i wanted as much distance from that whole situation as possible. i didnt get to know her well enough with her to call her my friend or anything, and everything that happened so soon after we did start talking really made me not feel like i wanted to be friends or get to know her better if this was her vibe. she has made posts about missing me, when i feel as though i never warranted the title of friend at all because she basically just vented to me a couple times before this started and i didnt and still dont have the energy to deal with that kind of person.
i have found out, however, she has fucking LURKED me likely for three years. shes posted about how ensemble stars reminds her of an ex friend (which, she didnt get to know me enough to be my friend, and its pretty obvious this post is about me because my special interest is ensemble stars) and i got into it in mid 2020 so she shouldnt possibly know i ever got into it without lurking me. its some creepy shit ill be honest with you.
she knew and made posts about how my psychotic ass had delusions about being w/ilbur ds-p from nov 2021- mid 2022 because i like. Was in a horrible state and related to how self destructive he was or whatever but i got better and got my life together and dont do that at all anymore. i dropped it and i have most terms blacklisted (and the series itself) because it reminds me of those racist assholes and also of a horrible time in my life im still recovering from.
i have no fucking clue how this could affect her or she would even know. seeing as this was wayyyyy beyond the time i knew her. however this proves she was lurking me to myself and people who know me personally… we're all insanely confused. shes had no reason to keep up with anything about me for three years and im pretty much sick of it haha. ive been quietly freaking out over how scary shes been acting about me and whatever idealized version of what or who i was she had assumed during the very short time i knew her because i didnt want to start anything.
thank you for reading this. i hope this stops soon because i dont want to keep dealing with something thats happened 3 years ago and it happened because i didnt even want to be involved in things. its just unfair and makes me feel insanely uncomfortable im still a hot topic for her even though she hasnt messaged me or anything since following my twitter and being softed. it makes me feel weird and its just weird to me.
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thetruecthulhu9 · 2 years
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Oooh! And you def need to elaborate on I can shape shift. Why wouldn’t I??
I hate this one, dont like it at all, could be because i wrote the dogs share at 1am.
“Look,” frank ground out, “ i can shapeshift, so tell me, pontifex grace, why exactly shouldn’t i?” Frank had been quite happy, until five minuets ago, sitting around hazle’s shoulders in the form of a tonkineese cat. It was quite comfortable up there when he took such a small form and his girlfriend’s hair was delightful shelter from the elements, especially when it was just the light rain they were passing through. A delightful relaxing time that had just been completely and utterly demolished by what could barely qualify as a new recruit.
The sad thing was it wasn’t even a kid, frank and hazel had already started flushing out the younger recruits, so he didnt have age to excuse his ignorance when he walked up to hazel without realising they were a pair. The fool tried to intimidate his girlfriend and co-leader into giving him status, taking him off probatio without a single score of allegiance. Hazel was completely at ease with the scene though, so although still glaring, frank sat in place to offer support. That was until he tried to grab her, which is how he got here.
“Because you’re using it to start fights frank! You cant-“
“Preator”
“What?”
“Its preator zhang to you pontifex, if this is how you are going to react to a legionnaire attempting to assault their preator.” Frank responded, features stone cold.
Jason took a breath looking skywards before turning to hazel for help, only to see her sat on the back of said legionnaire, who was acting as her bench, with one hand sat loosely on the pommel of her gladius, its tip resting on her victim’s hand, on the edge of breaking skin. She raised a brow and snorted, before speaking over the unasked question, “really grace, i have to wonder how Reyna was treated while you stood by and watched. Id wonder if young men were even taught how to treat a lady these days if it weren’t for frank and percy.” The mocking admonishment was abundantly clear to the son of Jupiter even through his cousin’s ceramic smile, so he turned back to frank.
‘If you had been in your human form they wouldnt even try in the first place. If you were just normal you could protect her like you want to”
“I do adore the implication that i cant be comfortable in any body other than one you can see yourself in. And the assumption that this is how you can talk to your superiors! It’s hilarious grace! You are a joke. And why would preator levesque need my protection in the first place? She is fully capable of protecting herself. Or do you not believe that is true grace?” As if to punctuate his statement, the legionnaire attempted to buck his captor, aiming for an easy escape. In response hazel pressed down on her pommel with enough force to drive the blade clean through the man’s hand and into the concrete below, tutting the whole way.
“The reality is, pontifex, this should have never happened, and the fact that you allowed it to flourish under your command to the point that it is not even considered noteworthy enough to report to the senate is disturbing.”
“That’s not fair frank-“
“Preator zhang”
“-preator zhang. I was paired with Reyna for a portion of my time”
“And you think she would condone any of the behaviour shown today? No. Now you, pontifex, will leave to attend to your duties while we deal with a case of insubordination, then i will enter whatever form suits my whims and will be on my way. Off you trot now.” Frank finished, waving the blond off easily.
It was silent for a moment, the only noice the whimpering of an idiot who thought he had power, before hazel broke it, “you know that was hot right?”
Frank blushed and broke out in a grin, “thanks haze, i was just embracing my inner annabeth really”
“Huh, i guess that makes me percy then”
“Getting shit sorted and looking pretty doing it? you definitely fit the bill” frank flirted, before folding into a tiny capybara. Hazel threw her head back and cackled, before picking up the small mammal and hugging it to her chest and walking away.
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jess-total-mess · 1 year
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dont want to work in customer service; nobody gives a shit about you. ive only done it once and it was a nightmare; the stories friends have told me are even worse
the main job i worked recently was checking people in at my parents ringette camp. obviously, we have to do screening for covid, so we went out and bought a purple temperature gun, very cool, i had a lot of fun with it
so, they come along, our table is outside, i ask them their full name, i find them on the sheet, i sign them in, i take their forms, i sign those, and then we get to the screening questions
i regularly had to tell parents “you need to step away from the table or wear a mask” at least six times every quarter hour, help them fill out the forms properly because they didnt do it right, and this one lady was convinced the temperature gun would give her daughter cancer
im not joking. she flat out told me she believed that. i stared for a minute, because im alone at the table right now, nobody prepped me for this, and i have no idea what to say to this woman.
at first i didnt hear her properly, and i thought she wanted to take her kids temperature, so i wiped it down and held it out to her. nope, she didnt want it used.
“uh, we have to take her temperature. otherwise she cant come in”
“dont you have an ear or mouth one?”
lady, hell to the no. its a pandemic, thats why we’re using a touch free tempurature gun. i dont say that though. i blink at her and shake my head.
“oh well i didnt bring one”
“she cant come in unless she has her temperture taken”
“we did it at home, shes fine”
“thats not how it works. i need to take her temperature. its not going to do anything.”
“how do you know that.”
at this point im confused as fuck. i have no idea what this woman is thinking, im sweating my weight off as we speak, my glasses are somewhere behind me and im squinting, and i want to go listen to music, not deal with weird white ladies who name their children after rocks.
“i have scoliosis.”
“what?”
“its a back thing.” i dont explain. im scared shell take it the wrong way. “i get several x rays full body every year. that barely puts me at risk of cancer. this isnt going to do anything”
“well i just want to be safe”
lady youre not wearing a mask. bull. shit.
whatever. i see my mom step out of the rink. i gotta wrap this up, or shes going to get in an argument with this woman which isnt gonna be good.
“if you had brought an ear one, i would use that on her. but you didnt. she cant enter unless her temperture is taken.”
the girl steps forwards and gestures to her forehead. i tell her to move her bangs, and i take her temperature. shes fine. her mom looks horrified. i sign them in, and tell the girl she can go inside, dressing room two.
i turn to the woman.
“if you want to bring your own thermometer tomorrow, then you can. but we have to check the temperature here. okay?”
lady looks red in the face, but her daughter is gone and my mom is here. said mom goes “everything okay?”
“yep!” i say, turning to sit down. i pull out my phone and start scrolling through tumblr, slumped in my chair. i dont want to talk to the lady anymore.
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fenhonig · 4 months
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hey so im salty.
i saw something on reddit today that reminded me of why i feel such anger towards beauty standards. it was a video of a little girl, she couldnt have been over 5 or 6 years old, and she had a birthmark on her face. the skin right above her nose on her forehead was darker and wrinkled. nothing wrong so far, right?
here's the funny part. in the video, it shows this child before and after getting the birthmark surgically removed, which sounds fine on the surface right? even positive?
i cannot tell you how fucking angry it makes me. this kid, this CHILD, had her parents decide that her birthmark was something WRONG with her. they decided FOR HER to have it removed. it boils my fucking blood that her PARENTS, people who are supposed to LOVE HER UNCONDITIONALLY, saw this unique part of their child and decided that it was something that had to be removed. this kid is going to grow up knowing that this mark was something that was seen as a flaw. and that fucking hurts me.
it doesnt even seem like a big deal at first until you realize that this logic doesnt JUST apply to people with noticable birthmarks. you wanna know who also regularly get their bodies surgically altered at extremely young ages for aesthetic reasons even though there's nothing that would pose a threat to their health? intersex babies. not enough for you? how about babies born with certain deformities that, on their own, pose no threat to their health? do you think its ok to just decide that these children arent aesthetically appealing enough? to just decide for them to make a life-changing surgery happen?
and dont even come to me with the "well some conditions require surgical intervention" because thats not what im fucking talking about. im talking about people who are perfectly healthy, theres nothing about their unique condition that poses a threat to their health, but because that condition is seen as "weird" or "gross", they have their bodies permanently altered without any fucking say in it.
why do we teach these kids that there was something "wrong" that had to be "corrected" for them? why do we refuse to teach other kids that these differences arent a bad thing? why do CHILDREN, LITERAL FUCKING CHILDREN, have to be aesthetically pleasing for their parents to love them? you cant "love your child unconditionally" and then decide that one of their traits is just so unappealing that you decide to remove it for them. you dont love them unconditionally. you love them when they look normal to you.
i dont even care if it looks like im overreacting because this shit can, will, and already has hurt people. imagine growing up and knowing that your parents got rid of a trait that only you had JUST to make you look more pretty. more presentable. it didnt matter to your parents how you would feel afterwards when you could comprehend what had happened, all that mattered to them is that you looked appealing. that you looked correct. that you looked normal.
imagine being at that age and then realizing years later that you didnt look pretty enough for your parents to fully accept you. thats disgusting, absolutely fucking disgusting. children shouldnt be taught that certain traits make you have something wrong with you. instead of teaching kids to accept people and themselves as they are, parents teach their kids that they and other kids have to look normal to be accepted. they dont say it, but thats exactly what they teach.
people shouldnt have to fit into a certain box just to be seen as worthwhile. i dont even think that teaching kids that people outside the box matter too is good enough. we should teach kids that there shouldnt be a box in the first place.
you shouldnt have to look any sort of way to receive acceptance and love. you shouldnt have to BE any sort of way to receive acceptance and love. you're worthwhile. the way you were born shouldnt determine your worth, your actions should. some people arent worth the time, i will admit, but the people who are written off just for being born different deserve so much more.
if you're someone who is hated, seen as gross, seen as disgusting or seen as weird for something out of your control, remember that it isnt you who should take the blame. your own behavior, actions, views, they are what matters. anyone who targets you for something you couldnt control? fuck em.
that is my ramble, im extremely tired, please love yourself. and if you cant then love the people like you, maybe that will help.
#rambling#this is all rambling#not all of it makes sense#but i just. i feel so hurt when i think about the people treated poorly just for being born different#i know its typical and something almost everyone on this website could understand#but it always comes back#i think about it constantly#everytime i think im over it i come right back and feel so angry for those treated unfairly for something they cant control#you could literally be the worst person in the world and if someone made fun of your height i would be angry#you could be advocating for horrible shit but if someone uses a trait you cant control as a talking point against you i get so angry#it could be something like “haha that fat person is a bad person” and immediately i would feel rage#it could be “that person who commit a crime has darker skin” and just. rage#using something that someone didnt choose as an insult is so fucking immature#and it doesnt even make fun of them in a good way#make fun of them for the negative trait that they are willingly choosing to have#not for something that is so absolutely inconsequential to what they're actually doing/saying/believing#im tired. i really am.#its not like me saying “lets all get along” is gonna do anything#but god i wish it did#to those with traits people view as undesirable i love you#platonically#i love you so much for just putting up with that shit#because you genuinely dont deserve it#thats about it#if you're reading this please take care of yourself#and thanks for reading my stupid bullshit
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etherealskeletons · 11 months
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i have no idea what my cousin sees in peter hes such a fucking asshole all the time theres not a single day that goes by where he istn a fucking dick. hes extremely terrible to my dad and he gets nasty and catty with me and my cousin is like “well idk whats wrong with him lol” and white knights him so HARD. shes always giving excuses and theyre so flimsy, its always “your dad reminds him of his oldest son, and peter gets cranky/stressed out when hes near his kids or ex wife, he has a lot of trauma yknow:((” like??? that doesnt make it okay to be super nasty to everyone else. im full of fucking trauma but im not putting everyone else down and being an energy vampire. i cant imagine being so fucking toxic to literally everyone around me bc i cant get over that my ex wife was abusive to me, i cant imagine essentially becoming my ex wife and terrorizing everyone else the same way i was. but this man does, he does it almost all the fucking time. hes even terrible to his CURRENT WIFE, MY COUSIN. like??? wha t the fuck do you see in himm???? girl im gonna throw you down the stairs i hate this!!!!! i hate how stupid youre getting i hate that you allow yourself to be treated like this what happenED!!!!!! i hate how he treats everyone and how she lets him get away with it, i hate living here its so tense all the fucking time hes always so angry and upset
i hate my uncle i had to go to the house today, hes finally losing my childhood home. hes getting kicked out and the house its going to be renovated for someone else. its hard bc on one hand im glad its gonna get a makeover and will be in better hands bc currently it looks like a crack house bc my uncle is a shitty person who hangs out with skeevy people. going there was so fucking hard it just looks like shit i hate it i hated going there i hated seeing the house get WORSE.. i thought about taking pictures of the place but whats the point i dont wanna remember the hosue looking like this i dont wanna remember it like this at all it looks so awful i jus stood there and i couldnt stop shaking it was so intense being there. we ended up leaving early bc it was too much for both me and my dad but peter had a huge fuckign meltdown over it and HE WASNT EVEN THERE?? he cussed him out over facebook and demanded we go back bc you cant abandon family even though my cousin literally didnt ASK US to help or anything and she felt the exact same way we did??? she aws gonna dip super early after getting some plates like we did he really made a big deal out of fucking nothing it was so stupid??? we ewnt back and i GUESS its good that we did and that she also stuck around bc there was a few good things that came out of it. i have some of my grandmothers jewelry that she never wore, her old kitchenaid, and i found my grandfathers wedding ring (finding that and his glasses made me cry ouffh) but go d i cant go back to that house i just cant its too fucking much its terrible i hate it i hate it i dont care if peter gets mad and tells me how terrible i am i just cant handle it
i hate that my uncle screws ebveryone over i hate hearing from one of the roommates that hes gonna be living in his car bc my uncle screwed him out of his money for his methhead on again off again girlfriend, i hate that my uncle always plays victim and shoves blame on everyone else and bleeds everything dry and ruins everything. he does this all the time i ahte it i hate him i hate that hes been doing this for my entire life, possibly longer, and always gets away with it. he l;ooks awful too i just know hes using i know it and i feel sorry for him but god he caused so much pain and upset in this family i cant help but feel so much anger. (but i tried being an ‘”adult’’” i was being civil and nice. being around peter made me realize i cant BE like that i cant hold grudges and lash out bc someone reminds me of my fucking mom or my ex girlfriend. NOT LIKE I EVER DID BUT LIKE.... just being around that made me realize i cant keep holding onto everything, i HAVE to move on and let go. its over its so fucking over dude you cant keep living likethat its so unhealthy and it literally makes everyone miserable)
but i still hate this fucking.. white trash ass red wing fucking family, i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate that i feel stuck i hate that i spend most of my days rotting and nights crying because everything is too overstimulating and too much
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ngl if you say shit like “dont go all teenager-y on me” i kinda hate u. theres a reason they act like that and its probably not listening to them or making them feel like theyre not welcome to come to you and then making them feel like shit when they bottle stuff up or something. or just not trusting adults in general cause they did shit like this to them. like.
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strawberry-jammers · 2 years
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I havnt seen this get talked about yet and thats kinda intriguing
But we all know abuela alma is an abuser right? At least to me she is.
Unintentinally, but that doesnt change much. She put a shit ton of pressure on her family, and it emotionally destoryed alot of them. Surface pressure was literally luisa having a mental breakdown
You can tell when she walked passed her family memebers when they where next to their doors in the scene where alma realizes what shes done.
Bruno is scared, Isabella fixs herself so she fit almas image, and luisa looks like shes in tears.
Not to mention antonio visibly doesnt wanna do his ceremony but when he sees alma look at him, he pretends hes happy. Even he cant express himself around her, and hes a literal child.
Its like they've been abused sense they where 5 because she never got over losing pedro, and imidietly having to raise 3 kids would be taxing on anyone. So when they got theyre gifts, she became alot more strict on everyone.
Pepa cant express her emotions on her own wedding day. in we don't talk about bruno, felix says "no clouds aloud in the sky" as if pepa was being forced to not be her normal anxious self because someone needs the day to be perfect.
Bruno literally didnt wanna see her after having the vision, because he knew shed flip or someone would blame him for everything. He was scared of her, and it showed. He stood up for Mirabel by the river cause he didnt want Mirabel to deal with the blam anymore. He probably saw how she was treated.
Dont get me started on Mirabel, this women LITERALLY made her feel worthless. She tells antonio "a gift, just as special as you" and her face drops, because she doesnt have a gift. So she thinks she isnt special. She was left out of the family photo. Alma told Mirabel to stay out of the way when preparing for antonios night. She yells at her several times in the movie. It makes sense why Mirabel lashed out at the end. She was tired of being blamed for nothing. Oh no. Isabella had fun, blame Mirabel because of a vision she didnt see all of. Oh no, Mirabel didnt get a gift, lets be mean to a five year old.
Isabella was forced to be perfect her whole life. Shes the oldest of the grand kids, she has higher expectations. She has to marry the perfect guy, always be graceful and can never be not perfect.
So many of them have had been mistreated by alma. She doesnt intend it. But her methods are faulty and you can tell.
Shes such a 3 dimensional charecter to me. You can see how she ended up where she did and how its gonna take a long time to get out of it.
The thing is though, the family was really quick to forgive alma. Especially Mirabel and anyone heavily affected by alma.
If i where mirabel, i wouldnt forgive her easily. Id acknowledge she actually didnt mean to hurt anyone but i wouldn't be all buddy buddy with her either.
I get you gotta wrap the movie up, but this seemed so strange to me. Like, years of mistreatment to just be forgiven in a week.
Maybe im over analyzing things who knows
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laboflove · 3 years
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Oikawa & Iwa X FR
•Aged up•
Word Count- 2363
❗Warnings❗{Smut, angst, praising, infatuation, ridiculing, cheating, body shaming}
A/N: Thicc Y/N who's dating Oikawa and although he says he loves her it doesnt seem that way.
He smiles as he sees your eyebrows pushed together, you were always so cute when you were angry, he just wanted to keep making fun of you to see that face. "Tooru" you suddenly say making his smile fade, "Yeah?" He says confused and your phone buzzes, "Nevermind, I have to go, Iwa is here" you say then kiss his cheek before leaving.
A frown forms on his face as he sees you walk off, you were always hanging out with Iwaizumi. It made him mad because you were HIS girlfriend not Iwaizumi's. He huffs then leaves as well, whatever, hed just make you remember how great it is to date him.
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You walk in to find him on your bed and he smiles, "Hey" you both say, you climb onto the bed forgetting about today at work and he pulls you onto his chest. "Did you gain weight? Damn" he says with a chuckle making the thoughts come back, "I think, I'll lose it dont worry" you whisper as you move off and onto the side.
He pulls you close, his hands trailing your body making you anxious, you werent skinny like other girls, you had curves and Oikawa would always tease you about it, middle school to now and you always tried to lose weight but youd gain it back. An endless cycle and honestly the last thing you wanted right now was for him to be touching you like this.
Yet you dont stop him, instead closing your eyes and trying to fall asleep but his hands get more touchy, soon enough spreading your legs. "Not tonight Tooru" and his frown appears again, that's the second time this week you've called him that. "Okay" he says then turns around and you both fall asleep, one angry and confused and the other filled with dark thoughts.
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"I just dont understand, shes been calling me Tooru this entire week, why?" He says as he passes the ball to Iwa, "Its your name" He says making him huff. He knew it was his name but you've never called him that before, so why now?!
"I dont like it, she never calls me that so why now? Did I do something wrong?" He says and Iwa stops, "You always make fun of her, im surprised she hasn't dumped you yet" and Oikawa's mouth goes dry. His biggest worry, something he never wants to happen, for you two to break up, you meant everything to him, youd always lift him up, give him pointers and take care of him. You couldn't leave him, you're all he had.
"S-she knows I'm just kidding, I don't mean any of it" he says then the ball flies towards him, "Iwa-!", "It always sounds like you mean it, you tell her shes fat, that shes not pretty enough, that she isnt smart, terrible shit but you never say that you're just kidding. Even then you shouldnt say shit like that to someone who already deals with criticism as it is, you especially shouldn't say it to her because shes your goddam girlfriend" he leaves and Oikawa clenches his fists.
"Hey!" And he looks back, "Do you like her?!" He yells out earning a nod making his blood boil, "I've liked her since middle school, even more in high school and the most right now, but she made the stupidest decision on dating you" and he walks off again.
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"Youd never leave me right?" He asks as he rests his head on your chest, you dont answer making him look up with dim eyes, "You would?" He asks and you sigh, "If something were to happen yes but just breaking up with you for no reason would not happen" and he nods. "Um, what would be the reason?" He whispers remembering the conversation with Iwa, "If one of us cheats, I'd never do it but well..." you stop and he looks up at you.
"I-im sorry, I'll never hurt you like that ever again, so please dont leave me" you nod then place a kiss on his head.
He looks back at the tv but hes barely focusing on it, only remembering that night. He was drunk, saying terrible stuff and when he woke up he found you in front of him, sitting down, looking super tired and your eyes were so dry and red. He didnt know why till he looked around and found unfamiliar clothes, women's clothes.
You didnt talk to him about it, none of you brought it up and soon you were both back to normal but he knew that all trust created was gone.
His thoughts are broken by the familiar buzz pattern and you pull the phone to your ear, "Hey" you say with a smile, why cant you smile like that when you talk to him? Why doesnt your voice get all cute and soft with him? Why is it only with Iwa?
"Oh I'm with Oikawa" you say as your hand runs through his hair, he smiles and even more as you rest it on his cheek. "I-iwa" your hand twitches slightly and he can feel your aura change, "Dont call me until your done with that crap, God, you're worse than Oikawa" you put your phone down and he looks up at you.
"What's wrong?" He asks but you shake your head, "Its nothing, just Iwa being a bit of an asshole" he nods and you look at the tv.
"He doesnt love you, he says all that shit which he shouldnt be saying, what if he cheats on you again huh? "
You let out a sigh then close your eyes, uh oh, you're pissed.
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"Hey" you hear, turning around you see them and shoot a smile, "Hey guys" you say as you slowly come to a stop. "Whatre you doing here?" One asks, "Oh uh well you know working out" you say and they nod. "Any specific reason? You look perfect already" you laugh making them confused, "Yeah right, if I was Oikawa wouldnt judge me 24/7" you say and they tilt their heads.
"Anyways, I'm gonna get back to this" you say with a small smile and they head to the other side, "Whatre you thinking?" Akaashi asks as Bokuto glares in your direction. "I'm thinking that I want to kill Oikawa", "As much as I'd love to help you do that, its illegal" he says and he huffs. "Only if i get caught".
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"Whatre you doing?" He asks as his arms wrap around your waist, you step off and you smile, "Yes" you say and he rubs your stomach, it's not as squishy as before. "I finally lost 15 pounds" you whisper with a large smile and although he should be congratulating you it doesnt make sense. "Whyd you lose weight?" He asks and you look back, "For you, you wanted me to lose it remember?" You say and he looks at you in the mirror.
"I'll love you no matter what", "Haha, yeah right Mr. I want a trophy wife who's beautiful and perfect" you say then move away, his heart clenches hearing you say the words he regrets telling you. He didn't want anyone but you.
"Y-you know I love you right?" He says and you look at him, you dont say anything making his heart break. "I do Tooru, it's just hard to believe" and he looks down, "Okay".
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"Y/N" he says for the thousandth time this night, "Are you even listening to me?! It's like you dont care about me! You're always off with Iwaizumi doing God knows what! Why cant you just love me! Only me!" The tears keep falling but you dont look back and you dont let a sob escape. For three days it's been like this, him finding anything to ridicule about and making sure you knew how terrible of a girlfriend you were.
You stand then look at the tree your parents gave you, well it was meant for both of you, something to resemble your love for each other, always growing and alive till death.
A sigh escapes your lips and you walks up to it, "Just as I suspec-", "If I cut this down does that mean were done too?" You ask surprising him. "What does that mean?" He asks and you turn to look at him, "I want to break up" and he looks down. You're crying, you're actually crying, hes never seen you cry, you always refused to look at him whenever you did so hes never got to see it and he wishes he never did.
"Why?", "Why? Why?! Why else Tooru?! Every second I spend with you hurts me! The love in our relationship cant even compare to the amount of pain there is! You give me so much shit and i try to be better, i try to become someone perfect for you but theres always something! I dont love Iwa like I love you! I never have! I only love you but it's like you dont think i do! Even though you're the one that cheated! You're the one that broke the trust! I should've broke up with you before!" You cover your mouth realizing what you just said and you look away.
You were right but why did you say all that stuff to him, he looks at you but quickly looks away. "I'm leaving" you say then rush past him, "W-where are you going?" He asks as he follows you upstairs, you couldn't leave, not like this. He has to say sorry, he has to fix it, he cant lose you!
"I dont know but I cant stay here" you pack stuff up as you avoid his hands, "No" he suddenly says as you reach for the front door. "Bye" you leave in a rush and he looks around, "NO! GET BACK HERE!" and he falls to ground. It actually happened, you left him, you left him and it's his fault, who's going to love him now? Who's going to help him when he gets sick and who's he going to tease?
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He leans in as he holds you close, "I love you" he whispers but you stop him, "Its been two months yet you still push me away", "I didnt have sex with Tooru till we were five months in" you say but he doesnt stop, "Oh c'mon, you know you want to so ju-", "Can you stop? I'm really not in the mood for anything like this" you say as you push his hands away from your stomach and thighs.
"Oh I get it" he says as he pins your hands above your head, "You think I'm like Oikawa, that I'll point out your flaws, that I'll think you're ugly, that I dont actually want you" he says into your ear and you look away, he was right and you both knew that. "Well guess what, we all have flaws, I dont think you're ugly and damn do I want you" he kisses you hard but your squirm in his embrace.
"N-no Iwa stop" you let out with a soft moan as he rubs his knee against your clothed heat, "Why? We both want this, you just cant admit it" his tongue trails up your neck as you resist him only making him want you more. "So soft and you always smell so good" he murmurs as you grind against his knee although your mind is saying you dont want this.
"So pretty, especially these moans" desperate whines leave your mouth as he slowly undresses you, "Heh, I think we should take this to the bed" he says as he looks down at your naked body.
Your arms cover yourself as much as they can as he lifts you bridal style, "M-maybe we should wait, i-i should lose a few m-", "Shut the hell up or else I will tie you up" you nod fast and he places you on the bed. "Fuck me" you turn red seeing his eyes take you in, he reaches for his shirt and you move up to help him but he pushes you down making you bounce a bit.
"Stay right there" he undresses as you watch, once hes done he spreads your legs making your body heat up and filling you with so many emotions. "So perfect" he says as he pushes in slowly, you hiss slightly at the feeling you havent felt in such a long time. "Ah- no, Haji-!" He thrusts harder and faster making the frame hit the wall, over and over.
"So warm, so tight and it feels so good" moans leave his mouth making you bite your lip, this felt so different, way too different. "Dont think about him" he says as he thrusts hard sending your eyes wide open, "I-I dont know how he fucked you, or if hes a goddamn sub but dont! Fucking! Think about him!" He growls out with a thrust each time, feeling angry that even now you're still thinking about him. "Sorrysorrysorry!"
Pants leave his mouth as cries leave yours, "God I love you, I love you so much" he mutters as he looks at your pink cheeks and tears falling down your face, he lowers next to your ear as one hand holds your thigh as the other holds your head close to him. "I love the way you just clamp around me" his hips slow down, grinding against you, "I feel like coming every time I thrust into you, that's how good you feel" you tighten around him as the praises keep coming.
Why did this feel so good? Just his words were getting you there and it was so embarrassing that he made you feel this way. "I just cant believe that the woman I've loved since I was 13 is finally mine, that were here together and you're in my arms" he stops to kiss you and you sniffle slightly, "You can come now" a soft cry fills the room as you come and he thrusts a bit more leading to groans and a warm feeling in your core.
"You're mine, only mine".
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Season 1 - The Tudors (Sock Reacts)
Ok ok ok so I’ve finished the first season of the Tudors - here’s my not so live, live reaction! These are unedited notes - exactly what I typed into my phone while watching, with some formatting to make it easy to read. I apologise in advance 😅 
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(Note: I tried to refer to character names only and celeb initials where I did not... hopefully that helps you read my awful ramblings😂 It also got long, so it’s under a cut!) 
Episode 1: 
Pfft Henry is an angry grumpy king - i forgot how big this guy got for this series
He certainly has piercing eyes for sure
SEEEEX 5 mins in 
Lol at the people having to listen to the sex noises 
Hot though even if i dont like Rhys whats his face 
SWEATY HENRY *ahem* I mean Charles 
Short hair looks gooooood 
Thinking with his dick while playing tennis? Get you a man that can do both! 
Gooood he's such a dick - how can he not love his wife catherine? Can he not give her a cursory dicking to tide her over? Shes not asking for much
Why are watching him seductively eat a fruit (badly might i add?) 
Fuck is this gown? God damn he such a dick hes gonna bang the blonde isnt he? 
CALLED IT
At least hes asking for consent i guess? 
Yaaaay horse riding Charles 
Smooooooth haha 
Dang thats some huge armour 
Wolsey is such a lil shit 
YES CHARLES SMASH THE DUKE SO YOU CAN  SMASH HIS DAUGHTER 
Haha called out for being a suck up to the kind 
Lol waits for *boat smashing sound in the distance* as they dont look up in time 
Man henry viii spends a lot of time squinting haha
YESSS hooot sexy time 
DAT NAKED ASS YES PLEASE
Lol Charles you sassy bastard
Sword under the chin surprisingly hot 
The underwear kick though - if you dont think Henry does/did that on the regular himself then you are plainly WRONG 
Pregnante! Big surprise lol 
Oh i remember that peace treaty from History class! 
Lol henry is making enemies with that one - pays to be the kings favourite haha 
Ohhhhhh more sexy times? 
Now where were we... fuck that's hot 
Die a happy man in that growly turned on voice... oh lordy i need new pants 
Get that hairy chest lady buckingham! 
Lol movember royal style 
Wolsey getting big for his britches... wanting to be Pope
Ooooh does she know that her lady in waiting is with child? Oh no so sad (i mean i know the history but ouch) Henry appears to willfully ignore what he doesn't want to hear 
Buckingham plots 
Lol complimenting calves? The homorerotic understones of this conversation are wild 
Hes such a knob to his wife
Oh shit its Natalie Dormer - shes always so hot haha 
Lol suns out guns out 
Buckingham is so shouty! 
*buckingham plots further* 
Episode 2:
This is certainly bringing back some fond memories of my a level history classes 😂
Horse boy Charles! 
Henry swinging his dick about being all mighty and shit 
Henry: i am merely Henry
Charles: *rolls eyes* 😂
Lol just fuck already guys
BABY ROYALS - so cute! 😍 lol Mary is feisty AF I LOVE HER AND WOULD DIE FOR HER 😂
I love the fake wall/castle so much 😂 "Real Wine" 😂
Oh Charles I live for your cheeky grin 
 Catherine gives no fucks about the pie
 Oh shit he's so excited about fucking haha
Oooh Boleyn sisters 
God this is so homoerotic - the choir boy has a good voice though! 
wrestling?? Shame its not Charles 
Ugh such man spreading... again shame its not Charles 
Oh just FUCK ALREADY and stop being angry at each other 
Now they're even getting mostly naked 
He's so stroppy!
She's bold, there's no way she's not done or at least thought about that before haha! I love it! 
That is an appaling signature!
Henry: ME ANGY 😡😡😡 GONNA THROW SHIT RAWR 
Lol he's soooo grumpy! LIKE DUDE YOU HAVE A HOT PIECE OF ASS IN YOUR BED - you don't just tell her to 'LEAVE' 
*Henry continues to whine* *sad trumpet noises* 
OMG do they all have to be posturing knobs?? 😂😂 Buckingham you're such a tool! 
*Henry whines in a different sad pitch* *Wolsey nods* 
*ding ding ding* Henry has at least 1 (one) brain cell!
Poor baby - all she wanted was some good sex and here she is PREGANTE 
The emininence is an eminent pile of sass! 
THE eyebrow has made an appearance 🤩
MORE TENNIS YES
SWEATY CHARLES 
CHARLES SCENE CHARLES SCENE 
So beautiful of a man! So subtly threatening 😰
Boo to Buckingham, good riddance to shouty man no 2 (the first being Henry) (great actor though!) 
Oh no dont make feel sympathy as hes about to die 😭
*Henry shouts again but this time because he fucked and happened to make a son* 
Wasnt my fault... *sigh*
She piiiiiised and rightly so haha 
Popey boy about to die and Wolseys shit is about to go SIDEWAYS 
Oh Catherine bby 💔
Man i wish someone would yell 'THE QUEEN' everytime i walked into a room 😂
Tad creepy of a father figure like 'go bang the king' 🤢
Suck up 
But also Henry is a cheeky fuck lol 
Episode 3: 
A play? Hilarious 
OMG its Charles time! 
Ohhh some cheeky thigh 
And a cheeky Charles "you trust me with a beautiful woman?" 😂
Oh so intense haha Charles' face!
Licking his lips in concentration (thats such a HC trait!) 
Oh that smile...
Thomas ABSOLUTELY ROASTED by Wolsey 
Wolsey is such a double crosser and dick *sigh* 
The womens outfits are pretty dope (and very sheer 😳) and the play seems kinda cool haha 
'Breech your defenses' 😏😏😏 
LOL the eye fucking 😂
Dancing is cute 
MORE eye fucking (god i love natalie dormer) 
Some of the costume design is interesting for a period series haha 
Lol Charles knows hes gonna get her, that smirk is my undoing no matter the HC character but on Charles its NEXT LEVEL 
Catherine is a boss bitch historically and in this I LOVE HER 
I want i want i want *Henry whines more* 
DUDE IS SMITTEN with Anne 
I cant unsee the difference in hair from behind to front shot of anne! 
Side note: I now ship HC with ND 💜
Catherine gets such a raw deal  😭
Blonde lady has perfect 🍑 also there's a lot of gratuitous tits in this haha 
 Wolsey reading other people's letters 🙄
Did they have fireworks in England in tudor times? (Google says its possible but im not sure how likely it was Henry had them!) 
Henry looks like pie in that outfit
Cute! (But gross) but cute! Also HORSIES 
MORE DANCING 
Lol his real name is Cunt 😂😂😂 Ughhhh the stubble and a sparkle of BDE? YES 
MORE EYE FUCKING 
Are we in dreamland? 🤪 Henry loves some hunting haha LOL those tights 
Id do anything for natalie dormer 😍😍😍
Yup dreamland lol 
12? GROSS (i mean i know it was standard then but GROSS) 
Pretty Charles with a silly hat! 
Episode 4: 
Ohhh full shot of Charles 
Oh he's gonna bang her isnt he 
OHOH HENNY ON HIS KNEES UGH 
"Accuses you of throwing a tantrum" ...
Henry WHAT I DONT HAVE TANTRUMS ?! Just Kingly outburts! *throws things in fire and stomps out of the room* 😂😂😂😂
OH ITS THE BOAT hes totally gonna bang her 
Ohhh shes so sassy i love it 
Anne/Natalie has the murder look DOWN 
He got so excited haha and then hes so crushed by her letter 
BOAT TIME
LOL the saucy jokes  
And that smile *deep sigh* 
Can Henry keep it in his pants for like 1 second haha 
Wolsey is such a dick AGAIN 
The singing lad could totally have got laid haha 
Lol that they have to listen to the sex haha 
BOAT TIME 
SO THATS WHERE THAT GIF COMES FROM (oh shit i need to rewrite paper thin as a homage to this scene) 
She got it baaaaad (i dont blame her 😈) 
Screw jousting i want more Chaaaaarlesssss
Haha he wrote back? The cheese ball! And the necklace haha 
OUCH 
Oh hes gonna get fucked uuuuup for that and Henry probs has concussion... it would explain a lot of future events 😂
 Yup hes FUCKED 
Boat time! 
Hes so tallllll!
Oof that smile would destroy any so called chastity i might have had if he'd looked at me like that
HAHA the sass
He's all like am i about to get laid??? 
BOOBS 
UGH THE TENSION 
THose kiSses
I would pay sooo much money to do this scene with him 
 Oof need new panties after that!
CROMWELL (i know this doesnt end well haha) 
If looks could burn haha
Aww im glad hes ok! Hes cute! And a knighthood! Should get fucked up more often haha
Nice way to greet a lady *hand around throat* - i mean i wouldnt complain if HC did it but like consent needs discussing first 
PIRATE CAVILL 
Hand on shoulder? *swoon* 
And catching her like its nothing? 😭😰
Anne sure knows how to stand out (side effect - i now have a burgeoning crush on ND... much worse than before anyway haha) 
Oh god i dont know whether to laugh or cry at that wedding sex scene 😳
Haha he fucked it 😂😂😂
 But also GROSS 
Dancing with Charles😍
Such sass i wanna kiss it off his face or punch it GAH
Hes so talllllll 
BURN 
also spanish court dancing is way spicier than  English haha 
Is the king sulking because he fucked up the jump? I mean more likely suffering trauma from almost drowning but sulking wasnt out of the question for his character 
Guys he ate mud! Just give him lots of water and rest and healthy food! 
Sulking it is 
She's murdering the king of spain?? Well that was a sharp left turn! 
Episode 5: 
Tiny baby child cuteness! Say what you will of this portrayal of Henry that wink to the kid was CUTE AF 
I do love the goth vibe Catherine and her ladies are going for 
Wolsey being a dick again 
Anne is laying it onTHICK 
BOAT TIME? 
ohhh they sharing a bed now? 
 WHAT? THAT NOSE NUDGE... KILL ME 
 (You cannot tell me that's not something  HC would do I AM DEAD FUCK) my heart... it hurts! 
Ugh 😭😭😭
I feel like maybe that this mini tantrum was well founded? 
LOL lovesick puppy - right in for the smooches
Oof official mistress - that does sound like a lot of fun haha But she's putting her foot down? no wonder why he likes her so much, she's the only one who's said no! 
Ahh i love Catherine so much 😭😭
YEAH FUCK YOU WOLSEY 
Lol another ANGY Henry moment
Still pining over Anne, its kinda cute haha 
The Tudors summary: Henry does what he wants! 
of course Catherine doesn't know yet - she'd be waaaay more pissed than she currently is 
more goth vibes - i love the costumes in this (mostly the dresses and Henry's outfits though tbh) 
We're married?! Fuck that happened fast haha 
No Charles doesn't think with his head haha (best line!) 
Aww no - he does kinda care, I know IRL they did kinda love each other even as friends. They did stay friends for a while. My heart! 😭
Wolsey doing a mischief 
Poor Catherine! So saaaad 😭
Nope no forgiveness begged - he wanted her so he married her - gotta be better than banging her like a door in a hurricane (or a boat in a storm haha) and then leaving 
He's just grumpy he wasn't told haha - if he'd courted her I'm sure it would have been fine.... right? 
I kinda ship these two - singer and the lord haha YES SMOOCHES I LOVE IT 
The universal hand gesture for fuck off haha 
I mean yes the boat could be cute but also she could be teasing you about Brandon haha (which is was I would do haha)
DUDE you're doing the same thing to HER - fucks sake man, such bloody double standards and she's not trying to get into the emperors pants! 
Such teenage make out haha - tbf I'd do the same do her boobs haha 
It'd be such a great love story if it didn't start out so calculated and sinister 
FORR THE LOVE OF GOD WIFE! HOT - yell wife at me Charles! 
Lol don't blame Charles, you started it haha with the cards! 
oH that smoulder 
Oh angry sex time,,
ASJGHJGJAHGSD
 soo hot  that growllll Uhhhhh second pair of panties needed HeLp mE  
more Wolsey interference! 
Yay the cuties banged and banged good enough to inspire music! 
The accidental armless jacket thing is becoming a trend haha 
Oh be more obvious Henry & Anne haha Though tbf that dress is super cute! 
Shit is hitting the fan in Europe! 
Oh no poor little baby! 😭😭😭
Episode 6: 
Ann and Henry - They're kinda cute together but her dad is creepy af
You're gonna behead her later - i dont think you really want honesty  😂
Oh Catherine bbe 
Its the cuties again! 😍 they so sweet but why must feckin wolsey ruin everything 
Sir thomas stirring the pot haha
Anne is adorable (but maybe thats just my ND bias kicking in 😂) 
France interlude with wolsey - love to see him uncomfortable haha
Oh the ice in 'Lady Anne' daaaaamn 
And she says NOTHING? ICE COLD REBUTTAL Anne 1, Catherine 0! 
LADS LADS LADS 
Henry on a mini rant looool 
Aww Charles is a bad boy not to be forgiven 
Lol Henry getting felt up by Anne and William ìs like 'but its supposed to be the lads'*pouty face* 
CHARLES HE SO PRETTYV
He so grumpy hehe, they besties they'll work it out
Wifey lurking hehe 
Man i wanna touch his chest waaaah 
Lol dope forest picnic 
Oh bit of tongue! 
Charrrrlessss he angy and pretty 
Wolsey turning down a lady is perhaps the funniest thing haha 
Lol falcon and pomegranate sketch and those stares oof 
I wonder how many people have fallen over walking out backwards 😂
What on earth is George doing? IM SORRY BUT WHAT? THE FUCK? the nipple pinch PHAHAHAHA 
Oh god queen sees anne fuuuck shit is about to hit the faaaan 
I love your neck????? What? 
And around everyone else too whaaaat? Hes totes thinking with his dick
Wolsey is getting burned but Henry is remarkably calm for an ANGY man 
I mean Catherine isnt wrong per say? Lol 
Wolsey interfering again! 
Ohhh charles time! On his knees begging? Ooohhh
Looool arm wrestle to settle grudges? Is he a small child? Ohhh they're actually doing it IRL too 
Oh god thats totally his come face lollolol 
Oh the panting fuuuuck 
That grin? KILL ME 
NEWSFLASH: SIR THOMAS OWNS WOLSEY MORE AT 8
Man it would have been dope to be an extra in this 
Ohh Anne loooks pretty and that crown thing is awesome - though the material of her dress seems a bit modern haha i still love it 
The poem was good too haha 
Episode 7
OH GOD why would you do that *tap tap tap* i shudder at the thought ugh 
LOL he almost got caught with his wife? I wanna say? 
Wolsey is SUCH as ass kisser 
Phew a break from the ass kissing 
Oh that dude is so fucked ... Henry is gonna be saaaad 
Wolsey is kinda a boss bitch even if hes a kiss ass
MUSIC DUDE! Aww he's gonna be sad too... yup 😭😭
OH. The lute was a surprise *SMASH* 
Wolsey man... 
CHARLES serious sad face I wanna hug the puppy 
Henry is suddenly a drug dealer lol 
Oh music dude has groupies! Oh he's got a bit of game haha Consent is key (and hot!) 
Picnic interlude! LOL i love the doggo 😂😂 Haha a wild heckler appears! 
Sweating sickness is annoyingly on trend for 2020 😑 wholesome diet and exercise to combat sickness? Who'd have thunk it? 
Praying and then BONING? 
OMG ITS CHARLES
DAT ASS DEAR GOD 
The grunting Fuuuuuuuck 
So sweaty... I want to lickkkkk 
Yes it is the best way and damn i want to be that woman to have his hands that close to my tits shiiiiit 
Anne is so sweet 💕 social distancing eh? Funny that! Oh Henry being responsible for once! 
Catherine and Henry do make a sweet couple but I feel so sorry for her 
Anne having a panic attack? Natalie Dormer peak acting! 
Oh hey its like the high street during lockdown *echo echo echo* 
Those are some kingly boxers haha 
Living in  a ghost town *ghost noises* 
Lawyering the pope? This is hilarious 😂
Leather pants? Haha masks and social distancing too? Might as well be in 2020 😂
Them lawyers got the smackdown from the Pope! 
This shall be henceforth known as the COVID episode  yeesh 
Wolsey is fucked! Anne sick too? Not Natalie Dormer! 
Religious extremism interlude! BURN IT ALL WITH FIRE - NO LITERALLY BURN IT 
Henry has the paranoia (not that i blame him!) and heavy hallucinations too! 
Yay Anne survives (i mean i know she did but yay!) But im bummed wolsey survived haha 
Aww funeral is sad 😭
Romantic kissing! 😍
Episode 8:
(This dvd has the special features on it - potato quality but young HC is a cutie - yes I did watch it before continuing because I cannot help myself 😂)
Portrait painting? 
Wolsey is getting a migraine i can SEE it haha 
That is a dope hat Anne is wearing 😍 also they cute AF but lol the beginnings of those feisty arguments 
Catherine is like FUCK NO haha im his wife BITCH
Wolsey kneeling? He must be desperate! 
Catherine and Henry are still a good couple though, they seem like they could have been good friends otherwise 
Cromwell! Ohhhhh he's getting shady by talking to Anne about the papacy
CHICKEN CHASING! LOL
Well that went from 0 to 5000 in a flash 😱 ghosts?? 
I love Catherine so much so BOLD 
Chaaaarles and Margaret ❤ ohhh 'you can love for a year, a month, a day or an hour' fuuuuck my heart, he got TOLD 
Wolsey is ANGY 
Ooo more pretty tudor dancing and pretty dresses 😍 
Look to your own marriage? FUCKING BURN Margaret he got you there 😂
Catherine is a POWERHOUSE shiiit! 
Henry man she loves you - thats why she's doing this! 
Oh shit music man got GAME 😍 LOL ghost corpse😂😂
Seduction 101 from Anne - make your man undress you like a present haha 
That is a biiiiiig ribbon lol 
But also HOOOOT 🔥
Wolsey on his knees again - desperation! 
Yaaay Charles again 😍
Catherine is always so pretty! 
Oooo Charles honey your dick is writing cheques you can't cash 😂
But the deep tone of "go to bed with me" HNGGG 😰
THE DRAMA AND CARDINAL ON CARDINAL VIOLENCE! 
now we get to it - wolsey is scared of losing his job 😂
Charles spilling the tea haha 😂
Now now wolsey no need to resort to slapping the poor dude! 
Trial time! Henry and his lil briefcase!
Haha white guys cannot resist talking over one another! Catherine is taking them all out to dry! And she does the medieval equivalent of a mic drop 😂
Episode 9:
Charles' cheeky smile haha
Those puns dear god 
Bloodied sheets - they kept those? 👀
I've said it a billion times already but like CATHERINE  I LOVE YOU 
What was that pub bit??? A recall of the trial? 
Oh that is a statement you're making there Henry! 
Charles I would jump into your bed anytime 😏
Oh to be Margaret touching his face 😍
Oh shit she has consumption (well Tuberculousis)  😭
My goddddd more old white man drama 😂
Thomas is gonna do whatever he waaaants haha he's not gonna listen to Wolsey! 
ANGY stroppy Henry is back throwing tantrums again haha! 
Now he's practicing music? A man of many talents! 
Oh brief Charles appearance! 
More delays! Big surprise! 
Oo more yelling and angry Charles 😰 ( I maaay have a problem...) 
Wolsey you smell of desperation! 
Margaret noo! 
Oh thunderstorm - that means its time for the big decision trope 😉 
YASSS Charles sex scene... WAIT is it THAT scene? *rewinds* 😳😳😳
It issssss 😰
Noo Margaret! Way to kill a boner... 😭😭
Noo bby Charles 😫 he looks like a kicked puppy! I do hope this sobers up the fuck boi attitude though... 
 Ugh I love HC's acting 😭 
Wolsey is literally melting in panic 😂😂
There's no room at the inn wolsey 😂 ohhh he's in so much shit haha 
Chaaarles my bae he is back again with his intense blue eyes and a smirk the little shit 😂 
Oh i saw that grin and licking of his lips (Hi Mr Cavill! 🖐) 
Cromwell is not coming haha 
Thomas does not vibe with where Henry is going with this but he'll do it anyway 😏
Episode 10:
Ohhh finale of season 1
What? Wanking on a servant? Oh its a towel HELD by a servant... but still like whaaaat? 
Some A+ boobage from ND in that dress though - not that it looks comfortable 😠
Lollll thats how the royals wank then? HAHAHAH 
Tbf though, you're supposed to have a clearer mind afterwards
Charles with the cheeky smile again as he gets more power haha and then a pained polite smile haha
Wolsey writing letters in a drippy house - it is literally raining on his parade 😂
Oh its to Anne? Haha good luck with that! 
Cromwell and Thomas planning for the change in religion as we know it but in differing directions? 
Of course he likes those books haha - they give him more powers! 
Charles! HAHAHA you could serve me any day 😏 I'm an ambassador for a good time 😉
He has a ward? Lol jaw twitch alert- tell tale sign of thinking... well shit didn't take him long to get over margaret!! 
Oh Sir Thomas getting daaark 
Oh pretty red dress - but apparently its purple? But i suppose the jewels are purple? But DAMN Anne went for the jugular! 
Ohh getting closer! 
Oop burn the heretic! Wild that all this resulted in so much bloodshed. 
More dresses! And more pretty Anne! 😍
I wish someone would gift me a fancy house! 
Now now Sir Thomas, don't get all smug and let power get to your head! 
Pretty boy Charles again 😍
Music man again! He still cute 😊
Wolsey gonna write to Catherine instead? 
I still maintain they would have been good friends in any other circumstances. Must be hard to not see your daughter for extended periods of time 
Another king rant ANGY MAN YELLS AT OTHER MEN 
Charles bears it all haha 
Ah i was correct! It was Catherine, 
"Well done"? They ain't a steak man! 😂
Anne and her goons haha 
Oh the edict has arrived! And let the drama commence! 
Wolsey is arrested by Charles - the authority in his voice! What is that hat though? 😂
Catherine all alone again poor bbe 
Oh another weird play! I missed these! With additional tits? Oh its about Wolsey 😂
Must have been fun to watch these as a play within shooting a tv show haha 
Bye Wolsey! 
Archery is dope - I want a go! At least the King is sad I guess! 
What in the heck is anne wearing? Hot though 🔥 
Hilarious though that she cockblocked him 😂 what way to end a season hahaha
I’ll make another post when I finally finish the next season LOL 
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glitxhwayventeen · 3 years
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We Might Be Dead By Tomorrow
Minghao: Chapter 2 (Mr. Brightside)
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Characters: Minghao x female reader
Genre/Warnings: multi-member au (different scenarios), werewolf au, fantasy, smut, unprotected sex, mentions of voyeurism, mentions of exhibitionism, public sex, nudity ish, marking, mating, creampie, dirty talk, angst, fluff, blood and gore mentions (I’m not really good at being descriptive busy still, it’s there in this chapter and if you’re not up for it, please don’t reader), runaways, domestic violence, death mentions, violence. Any others will be put as warnings when future chapters are thought up/written.
Author’s Note: I recommend listening to Mr. Brightside by The Killers. It sets a good mood for this chapter I think.
Please remember that all of these chapters and the content within them are a work of fiction! They’re just for fun/entertainment!
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We Might Be Dead By Tomorrow Master List
Chapter 2: Mr. Brightside
The pack decided that once morning came, they’d send out a group to investigate the screams you had heard last night. Low and behold, after breakfast was finished and everything was cleaned up, Seungcheol, Wonwoo, Jun, Mingyu, and you went out to see if you could find any remnants or answers on what had happened last night. Of course, Minghao fought for you to remain at the house and have him go in your place as he didn’t want you around any danger, but you insisted on going out with the others instead. You were the only one who really had any knowledge of or experience with Sirens. It just made the most sense. So he reluctantly agreed that it would be best for you to go, after some heavy convincing from his Alphas.
As you all sat out on your adventure, Mingyu was the one that lead the charge. He had the most reliable sense of smell compared to the rest of you and, as a single man, he would have a better chance at tracking the Sirens whereabouts than you would. After what seemed like hours of false leads and suspicious activity, you all finally stumbled upon something worth while.
“Ew. What is that?” Jun questioned aloud while covering his nose to try and mask the scent of death that met his nostrils as you approached the scene.
“I think the question is: WHO is that?” A disgusted Seungcheol stated, nearly vomiting from the sight in front of him.
You couldn’t blame either of them for their reactions. The picture in front of you was enough to churn even the hardest of criminals stomachs. On the forest floor, there was a dead body, though you couldn’t really even classify it as that anymore. It was a mess of blood, bone, meat, and skin that trailed on for about five feet around its center. Bits and pieces had gotten caught on the rocks and trees around. It’s smell was putrified as it had been sitting out in the middle of the night. It was so unrecognizable, the only reason you all figured out it was human was because of the scent. Animals and humans had different auras around their essence. Animals had more rustic scents to them while humans smelt more … fresh in nature to wolves. And whoever this was smelt more fresh than your average animal.
“Yep. This was definitely done by an angry sire boys.” you let out casually as you knelt down to examine the victim more in depth, holding your breath as much as you could so you didn’t have to inhale the scent of death anymore than you absolutely had to.
“How the fuck did some poor person end up as a piñata on the forest floor?” Wonwoo asked, still in quite a bit of shock at seeing a human so messed up. Wolves could get vicious, and they had all seen a lot of carnage in their time, but this took the fucking prize for most traumatizing corpse they had ever dealt with.
“Sirens use men to get pregnant. They know within minutes if it worked. And this mess here tells me this guy didn’t… satisfy her needs. So she killed him” you declared, bringing yourself to stand back up in an upright position, dusting your hands off once you were standing.
The boys were all honestly shocked that you remained so cool during the whole commotion. The thought of what happened even made Wonwoo wince, but not you. They were a bit taken back by your ability to deal with such a thing and not want to draw back in disgust.
“So he didn’t get her pregnant. Big whoop. For most girls, that’s the dream. Why does the bitch care so much about it?” Seungcheol responded to your last remark, attempting to bring back his usual cool exterior while crossing his arms over his chest.
“Sirens are like wolves in that department. Any wolf with a mate will tell you just how hard it is not to mate them to have kids. It’s a primal urge. Even humans feel it, just not as strong. But with Sirens, their goal is to continue spreading themselves around the world to wreak havoc.” You explained, using your knowledge of them to your advantage so you could tell the boys more about the dangerous creature you were dealing with.
“And when a human can’t give the siren a baby to continue it’s work, they eat the human they used to procreate. The result’s… pretty brutal as you can see” you added, gesturing to the mess around you.
“So this is for sure the work of one of those things? A siren?” Mingyu asked, clearly wanting to know whether or not he would be in danger as he was one of the few boys in the pack who always had to have sex, regardless of who it was with.
“Yeah. I’m pretty positive. Which means everyone needs a curfew now.” You huffed out, pinching the bridge of your nose in annoyance at the thought of being stuck in the house all day again.
“Hey (Y/N), you said that these siren things really only go after single men yeah?��� Jun inquired while dropping to his knees next to the pile of flesh beside him.
“Yeah. Single men are the easiest targets as they’re the ones most susceptible to their song. Most sirens, not all, but most used to be scorned women when they were mortals. They don’t usually want to put that fate on another woman, so they just find horny single guys. Why?” You responded to Jun’s question.
“Well…” he said as he picked something up off the ground and brought himself to his feet again, “I think this… pretty much proves that this thing doesn’t care if the dude’s taken or not.” He continued as he held something out for the rest of you to see.
It looked like the remains of a human hand. But there was a gold band wrapped around one of the fingers. Shit.
“That’s- that’s really REALLY not good.” You gulped as you took the hand from Jun and examined it yourself, praying that his first hypothesis was wrong.
“Why? It just means that she’s not picky, right?” Seungcheol let out a dry chuckle at his own shitty joke.
“No. It means that she was probably born a siren. If she’s able to seduce a man in love, she’s worse than a conjured siren. It means She’s half human. So she can walk around during the day looking like a normal human.” You shuddered out, worry now spreading throughout your whole body for everyone around you. This was bad. This was really REALLY bad.
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“Hey baby!” Minghao exclaimed as he came and kissed your head, meeting you guys right outside the house just as you returned home.
“How’d it go? Find anything out?” He spoke as he quickly engulfed you in a hug, having been waiting by the door for your return the entire time you were gone.
Once he had caught up with you and had you in his arms, you suddenly burst into tears. You buried your face in his chest and sobbed uncontrollably, worrying Minghao a great deal. He looked to his brothers for answers as to what your sudden outburst could’ve been about but, all of them were just as shocked, they had all thought that you were fine after everything that had happened. So they saw no reason to panic as your coolness earlier showed them they could handle what was coming. But clearly, your currently state meant that something was very wrong and, regardless of how curious they were on what it could be, they knew you well enough to know that you just needed to be alone with your mate when you were like this. They knew he’d get to the bottom of it and come to them if it was anything important or concerning. Everyone bowed their heads towards Minghao and then quickly made their way toward the house.
You didn’t mean to start crying. You tried your best to hold it in. But you were absolutely fucking petrified on what could happen with the siren running around. You weren’t a protective Alpha like Seungcheol, you weren’t as level headed as Wonwoo, you weren’t as innocently curious as Jun, and you weren’t as optimistic as Mingyu. Seeing everything that happened to that married man and knowing everything that the siren could still do to the people you loved hurt you on deeper level that even you didn’t understand.
You held a solid face in front of the others earlier as you didn’t want them to see your pain or feel scared themselves. But Minghao always made you feel safe and loved and knew how to comfort you and he took all your bad thoughts away. So when you saw your mate’s face, you just lost it. You needed him. You didn’t care that the others saw, you could explain it all away to them later. You just needed your mate to hold you and tell you that everything was gonna be alright, even if it wasn’t.
“Baby, what’s wrong? What happened?” Minghao asked as he picked up your depressed form and walked with you into the forest, far enough away so that the pack couldn’t hear you.
“Hao- I- I’m so worried. The siren- she- she destroyed a man. He was just a puddle when she was done with him. We wouldn’t have even been able to see that he was human if we weren’t wolves.” You sniffled as you clung to his shirt for dear life.
“What if she- what if she does it to one of you? She- she can do it whenever she wants. She can hurt anyone anytime she wants. She can walk around during the day- she’s half human. She- she can hurt anyone. She can hurt you. I- I cant lose you Minghao. I- I just can’t” you choked into his chest as he sat down with you on his arms on the forest floor with his back against a tree.
“Baby, it’ll be okay. I won’t let her hurt the pack. You don’t need to worry about me. I’m all yours. Siren be damned.” He spoke softly as he kissed the top of your head.
“There- there was so much blood Hao” you whined as you looked up to his angelic face, watery eyes causing tears to stream down your face.
He subtly wiped the water off of your cheeks and held your chin with his index finger and thumb.
“I know. I’m sorry you had to see that my love. But it’s over now. I’ve got you.” He shushed you with a small kiss to the top of your nose.
“He was married. He was in love with someone and she- she still got him. I- I don’t want her to take you too” you whimpered out, he brought his hand up and cupped your face gently, stroking your salted cheek to help sooth your pain.
“She won’t take me baby. You’re the only girl I could ever want. You’re the only girl for me” he smiled at you, the adoration in his eyes evident. But you were still unconvinced.
“But… how- how do you know that?” You whispered as you look down at your hands, trying to focus on something else so your tears wouldn’t start up again.
“Because my love” he said, pushing some stray hairs that had fallen in front of your face behind your ear, “No one in this world could EVER give me what you can”
“And what’s that?” You mumbled. He quickly pushed your face up to look at him and connected your chapped lips to his plump ones.
His lips were beyond the softest thing that you had ever felt. You had kissed him before, but this was different, it was like he was trying to express everything he felt for you through one kiss. It was powerful and passionate. You responded immediately, grabbing the nape of his neck and pulling him deeper into the kiss.
He slid his tongue over your bottom lip, asking for access, which you swiftly gave him. Your tongues started fighting for dominance and, although both put up a good fight, it was Minghao who came out on top, as usual.
The kiss quickly escalated, ending with him lying you down on the ground and placing himself between your legs. His lips started traveling down your neck, leaving bright purple patches on your skin, before he stopped at your breasts.
He gave you a devilish smirk moments before he ripped the tank top that you were wearing in two. You gasped, using your arms to help cover your semi-exposed chest as a blush rose to your cheeks.
“Relax baby. It’s just me and you here. And I…” he said in a deep, almost inhuman voice while unhooking your bra, “want you just like this.”
Before you could react, he attached his lips to one of your perky nipples, rolling the other between his two fingers and groaning. The vibration sent shivers down your spine, making you lose touch with reality for a second. When you regained your senses, you grabbed his face and brought it up to yours to gain his attention.
“But we’re in the woods. You tore my shirt off. And I cant just be naked on the forest floor while you pound into me. My back’ll get all torn up. And what if someone comes and sees us fucking. What’s then?” you pouted at him before you pecked his rose petals lips.
His bottom lip protruded out before an idea struck him. He pulled his shirt off of his toned body and slid it on yours. It was obviously much bigger on your petite frame than it was on his, it came down to your mid thighs.
“There, now you’ll be protected from the ground and any gazing eyes and we’ll both get what we want” he smirked before he started unbuckling his belt.
You had to admit, after the day you had, you REALLY needed him. And the thought of him taking you right there out in the open had you wet within seconds.
You bit your lip in anticipation as he finally managed to pull his hardened member out of his constricting jeans. You never got sick of this part, wtching his dick smack back up to his stomach after being restrained for so long always made you giddy.
He grabbed his cock and stroked it a few times, smearing his pre-cum down the base to help lubricate himself. He pushed himself back down to kiss your lips one more time before he glided himself in your entrance, leaving you momentarily stunned.
You had had sex with him a few times before, but Fuck, you’d never get used to his length. He fit inside you like a glove, hitting all the right places with the perfect amount of pressure. Like he was made to fuck you stupid. You loved it.
He paused for a moment after bottoming out, wanting to give you a few seconds to adjust. You groaned out and, even though you were still feeling a dull pain from the sudden stretch, you lifted your hips to meet his, indicating that you wanted him to continue. He quickly got the hint and slowly started pulling himself back from your heat before he thrusted in at full force, making you wail out his name.
“Fuck. It hurt so good. Please go faster Hao. Please!” You moaned in a pleading voice while grabbing at his biceps and scrapping your nails down them.
“Whatever you say baby” he smiled to himself as he picked up his pace, placing his hands on the sides of your head for leverage. You let out a Yelp and a gasp before throwing your hand over your mouth so you wouldn’t get any louder, not wanting anyone to find you in such a compromising position.
He felt your walls tighten around him and he couldn’t help the growl that emitted from his chest. He lifted your leg and put it on his shoulder. Hitting deeper into you causing you to lose your breath.
He tilted his head down to look at you. Fuck. He loved how you clung to him while he pounded you. He loved the dirty little moans that passed your innocent lips as he pushed into you deeper. He loved how quickly you would get wet at the thought of him fucking you. But most importantly, he loved how your pure little face scrunched itself up in pleasure whenever he hit the right spot.
“God, you take me so well. It’s like your little cunt was made for me. So tight and warm. Who do you belong to baby huh?” He grunted out, gritting his teeth as he moved to kiss your neck, enhancing your pleasure by sucking at your sweet spot under your ear.
“I’m yours. I belong to you. Only you. Please, don’t stop. I’m so close” you whined, dragging your nails down his biceps so hard that it no doubt must have broken part of his skin.
Just as he hooked your other leg to his waist to add to your ecstasy, you heard a twig snap nearby. Minghao immediately darted his head up to look around, though he didn’t stop his pace.
“W-what is it?” You question, trying to form words even though you were close to your orgasm. Your walls starting to flutter around his dick, earning a groan from him.
“It’s just a dear baby. Don’t worry. Nobody can see me ruining you. Not that I would mind the boys seeing me take you like this” he said while thrusting as deep into you as he could. Your walls started to clamp down on him at the thought. He laughed slightly.
“Maybe then they’d finally get the hint that you’re mine. Maybe then they’d stop thinking about fucking you. Everyone would know you’re mine. Everyone would know this pussy is all mine.” he bit his lip before he grabbed your hair with one of his hands, jerking your head to look him directly in the eyes.
You were so close, you felt like screaming. And, almost as if he could read your mind, he stopped you by lightly squeezing your neck with his dominant hand. The lack of oxygen felt incredible and your eyes began to roll to the back of your head. Minghao was quick to take notice of your sudden increase of pleasure and decided to tease you.
“Do you like that baby? Do you want me to show everyone who owns you? Is that what gets you off? Or do you like the idea of them fucking you huh? Which is it?” He sneered out and tightened his grip on your neck a little more.
“Answer me baby. You know I don’t like being kept waiting” he stated, continuing to fuck into your heat like it was his sole purpose in life.
“Fuck- both. Both! Part of me wa-wants them to take turns fucking me. Part of me want-wants you to force them to watch you rail me. Both.” You scream out at his sudden roughness, knowing full well the ideas both make him hard too.
“What a naughty girl you are. Wanting to be their little slut and wanting to be claimed by me in front them. I should go fuck you in the living room right now to show them this cunt is mine. But…��� he started in a sexy tone that seemed to be only half joking, his fangs elongated as he got closer to his release, “I think making you cum and marking you right out here in the open will do. For now”
He smirked as he took the hand that was wrapped around your thought and started to rub your clit, finally tipping you over the edge, making you see stars. He bit down on your neck and made your release ripple out in the most jaw dropping orgasm you’d ever had.
Soon after, Minghao came inside you, his hot cum painting your walls in the most delicious way possible. He pulled his teeth from your neck and ran his tongue over the wound to have it close up. He found your panties and shorts and slid them on your exhausted body before he laid down beside you.
“You’re- you’re not mad are you?” You wondered aloud in a small voice.
“Mad? Why would I be mad? You just let me mate and mark you out in the open. What could I possibly be mad at?” He chuckled out as he moved you to his chest.
“Because of what I said before I came…” you trailed off, drawing small invisible shapes on Minghao’s chest.
“No baby. I’m not mad. I think it’s kinda hot actually. But we can talk about that another time. The only thing that matters to me right now is that you’re okay. Are you feeling any better?” He asked, concern laced his tone as he rubbed your back with his large hand.
“I’m okay. It helped comfort me. I just hope that the siren doesn’t try and take you away from me.” You responded earnestly, snuggling further into his torso.
“Don’t worry. She won’t. I’m all yours” Minghao declared confidently.
“But… how can you be so sure? I know we love each other, but the siren can take anyone she wants.” You added, nervousness surrounding your tone.
“Relax baby. She won’t get me. It’s never gonna happen because I love you too much.” He stated positively before kissing the top of your head.
“When did you become Mr. Brightside?” You smiled up at him with playfulness glistening in your eyes.
“One of us has to be my love” he laughed out, “Now rest up for a minute. We’ll have to go back inside soon or they’ll send a search party. That is… unless you want them to know we fucked out here” he let out questionably with a mischievous grin.
“Hmm… Relaxing for a minute it is.” You say shyly as you nuzzle into his chest. God you loved him.
Another Author’s Note: Okay so smut chapters take a lot longer for me to write so so only wrote this one. But technically Mingyu’s went up after midnight so I actually wrote two today. Which isn’t awful… but I want to write more. I’ve just been sick. But I swear tomorrow I’ll read these two chapters for errors and as soon as I get better I’ll start writing more!
(Updated 8/22)
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i-may-be-stupit · 3 years
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Idk the horney got me, so here we are HAHAHAHA 18+ and kinda a bit of crack at times, ENJOY!!!!! Oh! And this is reletively gender neutral, babes!!
Your name is (Y/N) (L/N). And you've always been known as a good kid. That is until your father was murdered by a hero. He did a lot of dirty work, sure, but he did it for his family to survive. And when a hero took him down, everyone cheered. They never though about his family. Nor his place in the world. They saw him as dirt. The same way you started seeing heros.
To you, heros didn't care about the villians and didn't care whether they died or lived. They were savage beasts who needed to be taken down. You became a villian. You would assassinate hero after hero with the simple tittle of "Marrow." And that's when you met the League.
They had the same ideals as you and could help make your dream a reality.
You joined the League, but you were still you. You were a seemingly innocent flower that blossomed in any form of villainous mayhem.
Your quirk was known as simply bone manipulation. You could manipulate your bones however you pleased and you could even shoot them out like needles. But, you were at higher risk for osteoporosis.
Its been 6 months since then and you've made yourself at home with the LOV. Twice and Toga were your closest friends now, but Shigaraki just hits different.
You'd go out and have fun with your two close friends, and to be honest, you're pretty sure that you three had pulled every prank possible on Dabi. Kurogiri was like a dad to you now. He gave lots of great advice and made sure that you kept up with your online college classes in between villian duties.
But shigaraki was a whole other story.
I mean, he was usually crule and hateful towards everyone, but the League was his soft spot. He treats members like family. He cherishes them. Even if he doesn't say it. He almost always have been putting them first.
And it made you kind of...attracted to him.
Yeah, he was dryer than the Saharan Desert, and had a diet of strictly microwavable ramen and redbull, but he was actually a good guy. You caught yourself staring at him a few times per day and your crush on him was appearant to you as well as all the other members.
So here you were, staring in awe at Tomura as he and Dabi played against eachother in Mortal Kombat. (They'd fight at least once a day, so Kurogiri made up the idea of fighting in Mortal combat instead whenever they got fed up with eachother) You blushed, seeing Shigaraki so serious. Ugh, there's just something about him...
Toga walked into the room and sat down in the loveseat next to you. She smirked before loudly announcing, "Gee, (Y/N)! It looks like your boyfriend, Tomura, is winning!" You started choking her.
No, deadass.
You fucking wrapped your hands around her neck and violently shook her head back and forth like Bart and Homer Simpson. Toga just laughed and moaned, causing you to feel too violated to keep choking her. You let go and as you did, Shigaraki stood up and started making fun of Dabi for being a "Bitch ass loser."
You blushed deeply, eyes lidded while gazing at the crusty boy. All you could see was Shigaraki, hearts around him as he did his breathtaking victory dance in slow motion. His gorgeous, dehydrated body swayed and jiggled happily as he jumped a few times, white specs gently fluttered from his head. His dandruff glistening in the florescent lights, as you sighed, absolutely smitten. Dabi rolled his eyes at his boss before looking at you. He then smirked. This cant be good.
Dabi chuckled. "Oh okay, Shiggy, you beat me fair and square." Shigaraki looked at him suspiciously. "It's okay though." He smirked, "Because I'm sure that (Y/N) can give me a little pick-me-up!"
The white haired boy glarred at Dabi then at you. Dabi slyly slipped over to you and Toga. He grabbed you be your wrist and pulled you up to stand. You were too flustered out of your mind to even do anything. He wrapped both of his hands around your waist. "Isn't that right, baby?"
You laughed awkwardly, "Dabi, not to be rude or anything, but you seem like a heavy man and I don't know if I could manage carrying all of your body weight if I were to pick you up, I mean my bones are kinda brittle as they are and-"
He brought his face to yours and kissed your neck softly. "We're gonna have some fun tonight, right?" You fucking hit him with a suplex, a small crack being heard from your hip. God damn it, your fucking brittle ass bones! Everyone burst out in laughter (aside from Kurogiri who was facepalming). Dabi sat on the floor rubbing his head in pain. "Fuck, (Y/N)! It was a joke!"
You folded your arms and frowned. "Well don't joke around with me like that!" Heat rose to your cheeks, "Especially in front of T-Tomura..." You looked at your boss to see him still too busy laughing at Dabi getting backflipped. You smiled shyly, holding your cheeks and wiggling like the love sick shit you are. He's so dreamy~ oh my, is he coughing up blood from laughing too hard?
You looked in disgust for a moment before sighing loudly. Ugh, it's so sexy when he coughs up blood! Shigaraki looked at his hand before licking the blood back into his mouth like a fucking heathen-
Sorry.
Your fucking heathen.
Later that night, everyone was out and about, leaving you and Shigaraki alone. He was drinking a glass of rum and coke as you doodled in a little notebook. You looked up to see him staring at you already. You both quickly looked away. It's been rough lately, dealing with your crush on him.
And Tomura was catching on.
Well, kinda.
He thinks he's really ugly and unworthy of love, so he thinks you just stare at him because you're still taken back at how hideous (he believes) he is. He's been wearing Father on his face more often and been getting more easily upset at you. But, he was also confused because he was starting to like your fragile self.
He's scared that he'll break you with one tap of the finger. That's just how fragile you seem. Shigaraki smiled softly, staring deeply into his glass.
(Y/N) seems so fragile, but they're a god damn hurricane.
Shigaraki swirled his cup around, deep in thought. How can they fight so well when they seem so brittle? It's strange. It's unexpected... It's interesting. Your boss' cheeks turned a tint of pink. (Y/N) can pull off a suplex on Dabi. Their back bent so far... I wonder what (Y/N) looks like arching it for me... He looked over at your figure. You were awkwardly dangling your feet off the couch, seeming to be lost in thought. Tomura sighed and took another whisk of his drink. They're way too cute for me...
There's been a lot of awkward times with you two alone. And you could both feel the tension. Shigaraki left to his room with a small sigh. He hates basically everything. But you? He might just love you.
You two hung out a lot actually. You'd play videogames together and have small movie nights for the two of you. You vividly remembered cuddling up beside him one winter night. It was snowing and you two chatted while sitting on the floor making Smores in the fireplace.
But it got harder and harder to be around eachother when you both started liking eachother. It got...awkward. And the night that Tomura asked you if you wanted to watch a horror movie with you and got a concerned face from you was the night his heart broke. You just didn't want to accidentally grab him at a jumpscare and have him laugh at you for being a pussy. But he thought that you just didnt trust him.
You sighed, thinking about that shitty night, and walked to Shigaraki's room. You had to tell him about your feelings. You knocked softly and was allowed to enter. Shigaraki was sitting in bed, wide awake, just sitting there, staring at the wall in front of him in thought.
You sat awkwardly on his bed in a tense silence for a good minute as the man just stared awkwardly at you through the hand on his face. Shigaraki sighed when he noticed you werent going to say anything, and he set Father down on his nightstand.
"(Y/N), I feel uncomfortable with you staring at me all the time." Heat rushed to your cheeks and you stared harder at the  ground. "I get that I'm ugly, but you should know how rude it is to stare-"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" You glarred at him, anger boiling up. "The fuck did you just call yourself?!"
He glarred right back at you. "I said I was ugly, did I stutter?"
Yeah. Youre choosing to ignore that attitude. "Tomura, you're not ugly."
He rolled his eyes. "There is literally no other reason for you to be staring at me that much, mutt."
You folded your arms with a frown. "I think you're handsome."
He laughed.
He laughed hard as hell.
For a good 3 minutes straight.
"Oh thats a good one, (Y/N)! You know, I'm actually enjoying you-"
"I'm serious!" You poked his chest hard while getting closer to his face, your eyebrows furrowed in annoyance. "I think you have pretty eyes!" You poked him again, "You have a pretty face!" You poked him one last time, "And you're an amazing leader!" Shigaraki went silent with a blush and so did you. You twittled your fingers together, looking away timidly. "I-uh... I think I l-like you, actually."
Tomura chuckled breathlessly with concern for your mental health, eyes darting around uncomfortably. "Are you being...serious...?"
"Mm-hm..."
"Oh....okay." He awkwardly looked away from you with a small blush. Hes never had anyone like him romantically. Actually, not a lot of people even like him generally. And it made it extra weird with you being so damn cute and funny to him. 
You layed down on his bed, anxiety rushing through you. It was weird to tell your boss that you liked him. I mean, its probably gonna be awkward between you two forever! Tomura layed down next to you. His hands overlapping eachother on his chest. You looked over to him with a small awkward smile. "So-uh... do you like me back...?"
Tomura frowned. "Are you fucking dumb??" You winced and he just rolled his eyes. "It would be impossible to not fall in love with you." A small chuckle left your lips as he softly started playing in your (h/t) hair.
You frowned. "Did I say you could touch my hair?"
He rolled his eyes before lifting you up to straddle him. Heat rushed to your cheeks. And you pushed his chest away as your (e/c) eyes darted away. "T-Tomura, what are y-you doing?" You were speechless and flustered. And it wasn't helping that his hands were laying on your waist (pinkies up of course).
Tomura chuckled with a mischevious look in his eyes. He slowly moved his hands up and down your sides. "Let me play with your hair...and as a reward..." He kissed you softly on your lips. "I'll make you feel things you've never felt before...." He licked your ear and you thanked the Lord for that because it just made his mouth a lil less crusty. "Deal?" His breath tickled your ears and your breathing turned into aroused, airy breaths.
"Deal..." Shigaraki smirked before kissing you roughly, his hand engulfed in your (h/t) hair, leaving his middle finger up of course. As his tongue darted around your mouth, he pulled your hair harder, causing a wince of pain from you. His lips left yours quickly.
"Am I being too rough?"
You smiled softly at him. He cares! "Oh, just a little."
Shigaraki grinned before pulling your hair even harder. "You'll get used to that." Your eyes widened in fear and pain as he threw you onto the bed roughly. He kissed you harder, and forced your thighs open with both of his hands, pinkies up.
He laughed with arousal, pressing his clothed member against you. You sighed as he grinded against your bottoms while tongue kissing you. His hands left your thighs and brought themselves to your body. He sucked, kissed, and bit all over your neck and his indexes and thumbs twirled and pulled at your nipples under your shirt.
"Ah-!" You moaned loudly as the man sucked at your soft spot. "T-Tomura!" A small gasp left your lips and his connected to your skin. Mumbled moans came from you, your hand over your mouth. Tomura glarred the second he heard a moan muffled. "H-Hey!" He had grabbed your hand from over your mouth and tightly gripped it with four fingers, pressing it against the headboard.
He grinned widely out of nowhere, "You really thought you could get away with hiding those beautiful sounds from me?" He sat up, unbuckling his jeans. His eyes went cold as he took off his pants and boxer briefs. "I'm gonna have to get some type of...hm, whats the word?" He looked away in though before smiling and snapping his fingers, "Compensation! Yeah...and I know just what I want from you." Shigaraki push you off of the bed roughly. You fell to the floor and rubbed your arm. He sat on the king-sized in front of you with his cock in his hand. "Suck."
You frowned at him. Did he really have to push you off like that? You got on your knees between his thighs and took a good look at it.
Fuck, he's hung...
You covered your mouth with a huge blush. Where the hell did that come from?! He was a good nine inches and quite thick. You frowned at him and pointed at his cock. "The fuck am I supposed to do with this?" He frowned.
Shigaraki didnt say another word. He just grabbed you by the hair and placed it against your lips. You frowned before licking the tip softly, making him laugh breathlessly. "Fuck..." You sucked on his tip and his hand tightened around your hair, pulling a bit. He looked down at you, smirking while absolutely flustered. "Ugh, your little mouth was made for my fat cock, wasn't it, (Y/N)?" He chuckled and pressed your head forward, forcing a bit more of him inside of you. Shigaraki panted as you bobbed your head back and forth on him. "Youre such a fucking slut..." His cheeks was tinted pink as he stared down at you. Tomura started bobbing your head back and forth on him. He laughed as you gagged on him. "What? Is it too big?" Your face went even hotter. How can he be so fucking conceited yet self conscious?! The white hair boy held your face and was practically thrusting into your mouth at this point. He threw his head back and groaned as cum filled your mouth. "Fuck, (Y/N), you're good at that." He watched you like prey as you thumbed the white substance dripping down your chin. You licked your thumb and he chuckled. "How does it taste?"
You smirked at him minscheviously while getting back on the bed. You took off your bottoms and short then spread your legs. "It tastes good enough to deserve a tip, right?" Shigaraki licked his lips as he crawled in between your thighs.
He rubbed you, playing with your slit. "Did sucking me off really get you this turned on?" You flushed and covered your eyes with your forearm. Tomura smirked mischievously as he licked at you. You moaned quietly, his tongue swirling around and his finger going in and out of your hole.
He stuck his ringerfinger in and you squeaked in pleasure. "Mmm... Tomura, I-just like that..." He sucked and licked, getting more sloppy as his fingers pumped in and out of you. He pumoed faster and faster and your small groans turned into loud moaning as you orgasmed. "Fuck Tomura! Ah-!" You came in his mouth, immediately apologizing. Shigaraki just licked his now soaked fingers and you just stared at him, blushing hard as hell. You smiled softly. "H-How do I taste?"
His red eyes prowled your body as he got on top of you. Your cheeks got hotter when he strattled you. You sighed as he rubbed his manhood against you. Small, flustered moans escaped your lips at his teasing. "You taste like you were missing something." His warm breath tickled your ear, "But I'll fix that right up for you."
Tomura slowly entered you. He groaned out your name in ecstasy. You were a bit uncomfortable at first at his thickness. "W-wait, dont move yet..." You breathed in and out slowly, feeling yourself adjust to him. A groan left your lips, "O-okay..."
Tomura grinded against you, kissing your neck as your hands fiddled with his hair. He started off slow, savoring the feeling of you. He sighed into your collarbone. "God, (Y/N), you're so tight..." He cursed underneath his breath, fucking you a bit faster.
Tears pricked at your eyes. This was almost too much for you. Youve always fantasized about being with Shigaraki and now that it was happening, it felt almost too good to be true. He grinded into you deeper, filling you up fully as his hand held both of tour wrists above your head. The bed rocked as he started thrusting into you faster and deeper. "T-Tomura, you feel so good inside of me!" He groaned louder and you couldn't help but become flustered at all of his noises.
He fucked you even faster and harder. "Fuck, youre mine now, okay?" You nodded and moaned louder at him. "Oh fuck!" His white hair bounced as he pulled out and flipped you over. You were on your forearms and knees, begging for him to keep fucking you good as he thrusted in and out, his hand pulling at your hair as the other gave the occasional spank on your ass. Tomura's thrusts became sloppy as you reached your peak. You both moaned loudly, his cum pouring from inside of you. Shigaraki pulled out and immediately collapsed next to you.
You panted as his arms wrapped themselves around you. You smiled at him. "That was good, right?" He chuckled and kissed your lips.
"The best."
You two spooned as Kurogiri had an extra glass of wine, in utter disgust at when he was forced to hear.
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Headcanons for being Peter Parker’s Younger Sibling
Peter Parker x sibling!reader
warnings: bullying mention, blood mention
a/n: a fuckin reach, its been a WHILE since ive seen tasm
prompt: y/n is peter’s sibling
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peter and you were playful kids
you were just a year and some months younger than him, so you had a harder time remembering your parents than him
but he always told you stories about them that made you miss them a little more
peter was a genius, we all know it
he was the one helping you with your homework most nights
“peter i cant do it!”
“that’s okay, y/n. look, start with two times four, that’s eight, then four times six, twenty-four, right?”
“can i say a cuss word?”
“sure”
“math is shit”
you would cry during homework a lot
you’d also pass out on his floor after talking for hours
and you’d either wake up facedown on the floor or in your room since uncle ben would pick you up and put you to bed
peter took it upon himself to take you back to your room, but he usually dragged you by the arm, sooooo
you’d play action figures together
he was batman, you were robin always
“can i be batman?”
“oldest gets to be batman so im batman”
“but i wanna be batman!”
peter walked you to your school before taking off on his skateboard
and he’d pick you up on his way home
on half-days your brother taught you how to skate
you fell a lot
aunt may had to patch you up
“how many times do i have to tell you those skateboards are dangerous?!”
peter got you your own skateboard so that you could practice without him
you would text him after you did a trick and he’d always say hell yes! show me when i get home!
being his photography assistant
really you were his assistant constantly
science fair was the most boring day of the year
“y/n, stand right here, i need to get something from my locker”
*judges walk up while youre left unattended and in a state of PANIC*
you were bullied in middle school, same as peter, he’d always stick up for you and get beat up instead
it made you very mad but it was scary, too
“how’d you get into this fight, peter?”
“oh, you know, just happened”
“peter was sticking up for me, uncle ben”
“was he now? you’re a good brother, peter”
lonely when he moved onto high school :/
but you got there soon enough
you guys were kind of loners, just ate lunch together, lugged around your skateboards, you were an artist, he was a photographer
just spectating the chaos of high school, rolling your eyes at the drama
“i have two bucks, do you want anything from the vending machine?”
“uhh, a coke?”
you saw peter get bullied by flash and lost your shitttt
you actually started a food fight after throwing mashed potatoes in his eyes
“what the hell, parker?!”
“sit down and eat your goddamn food, flash, or next time it wont be potatoes”
peter was half-proud, half-embarrassed
trying to see how long you could skate through the halls before any authority figures stopped you
sometimes......you guys got sent to the office together :)
*phone ringing* “hello, is this ben parker?”
“which one of them is it this time?”
the principal’s office was a trip sometimes
you and peter exchange your glances and wait to get scolded
“ah, the parkers, come in, lets have a chat...why do you two always feel the need to get in trouble together?”
“we just happen to get along really well for siblings”
no you fuckin dont lmaoooo
it was always something with you two
like always
*banging on peter’s door* “I KNOW YOU HAVE MY BROWNIES, PETER, GIVE THEM BACK”
*peter through a mouthful of brownies* “I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT, YOURE CRAZY”
“is that my jacket?” -peter
“you mean my jacket?”
“y/n, i swear to god if you steal any more of my clothes it’s over for you”
“well, aunt may keeps giving me your clothes, so take it up with her”
and then there was just the little annoying things
“peter, can you stop clicking your pen?”
*clicks pen faster*
“you’re the worst”
and my personal favorite
“peter, open the door”
“why?”
“emergency”
*opens bedroom door* “what?”
“aunt may is making meatloaf”
“shit, uh...get your board, we’ll skate to mcdonalds and tell her we already ate”
peter and you RARELY ever brought your parents up until he found your dad’s briefcase, you didn’t have much to say
soon he was flooding his room with conspiracies and pulling you in to explain them
he began acting REALLY weird, but he was pretty open with you, he told you he went to oscorp
“YOU SNUCK IN??”
“your standards for me are way too high, y/n”
soon you started to feel not-so-good and weird things started to happen
“peter??”
“yeah? whats up?”
“this is gonna sound really weird...my hand is stuck to the door”
“it happened to you, too??”
“happening, pete. wait—this happened to you?? what is this???????”
yall done fucked up and got bit by spiders peter had so carelessly brought back into the house
it was an adjustment to say the least
and this adjustment got a whole lot harder that one night...you can remember peter just...so upset
you tried to chase him out to make sure he was okay, but uncle ben told you to stay with your aunt
maybe if you’d have been there...it would’ve been different, but when the cops got to your house you were at a loss for words
peter was covered in his blood still
“hey, hey, just breathe, okay? it’s not your fault, peter. just hop in the shower, yeah? i’ll take care of your clothes”
when peter took your advice and you were left alone, you just cried, you cried until he finally found you curled up in a ball in your room
then he cried, you just hugged each other sobbing your eyes out
peter got distant for a while, which was rough since the two of your were mourning for your uncle and dealing with these newfound powers
sooner or later he came around and helped you out, designing webshooters and a suit for you
“we match?”
*sigh* “yeah...yeah, we match”
ah yes, spider-team
you really tripped out new york at first, they thought spider-man was a teleporter
peter was still talking about your dad, but you really didn’t care, uncle ben was always going to be who raised you
you and peter would be covered in bruises after going out
“uh—peter punched me”
“y/n???!!!”
“I PANICKED”
just being dumb scared teens that cant function to save their lives until they get a little bit lucky
seriously like, every big villain you guys fought was just the worst
peter didn’t help all the time, he was good at provoking them sometimes
“hey, spider-man, you mind shutting up for a minute? for my sake?”
“sorry, sorry, just couldn’t help myself!”
he gushed to you about gwen stacy, he actually dragged you to her apartment to be patched up by her SEVERAL TIMES
yadda yadda yadda peter graduated high school! how cool is that? but he was late (what a surprise) even though you put off spidering today just for this
but he made it and you clapped the loudest for him
“thats my brotherrrr!!!”
cute family picture! (aunt may printed a bunch of them and gave them to you two and peter pinned them to his wall)
you and peter actually have a lot of pictures of the two of you just goofing off
he has one of you stuck in a trash can that cracks him up every time
seeing harry osborn again after YEARS
“wow, y/n, last time i saw you i just thought you were peter’s annoying little sibling”
“aww, it’s good to see you, too”
electrooooo
this guy really worried you bc like, bzzzz shock
you and peter weren’t equipped for that
it took a while, but you were finally able to deal with that
and several other problems
including peter’s breakup, which was a whole ordeal of its own
*peter laying upside down on your bed* “i dont know, y/n, you know? i wanna be with her so bad, i love her...but her dad is haunting me”
*you, drawing on your notepad with your legs propped up on his* “yeah, makes sense”
you actually had to tap out during the end of electro, you were hurt pretty bad
“y/n, hey? yeah, you’re okay. stay here, just stay right there, i’m gonna be back for you”
*thumbs up to show youre still alive*
but when peter came back for you there was bad news, he’d lost gwen
he ripped his mask off and fell to his knees, you could barely move but you powered through it, giving him a hug while he cried
“we...we better get home before aunt may starts to worry”
she was at work, so you two had the place to yourselves to clean up and mourn before the official news was revealed
“i should have listened to her dad, y/n, this is all my fault”
he was a mess, you couldn’t bare seeing him like this. it’s been so long since you’d seen him like this
the funeral was rough, peter was grasping onto your shoulder the whole time
he insisted that he was going to stick behind and stay with gwen for a while
“okay, i’ll see you at home...love you”
“love you too”
you gave him a hug and left him to his business, the next few months you were the only spider-person operating in new york...until rhino popped up
“im coming with you”
“you’re sure?”
“yeah, im sure”
(these are kinda ass but anyways im tagging my marvel ppl even tho ik this isnt mcu so just ignore this post if you dont care, sorry!!)
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