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crowcryptid · 27 days
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I’ll get to it when my mind isn’t made of jelly
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Which probably won’t be anytime soon idk
we’ll see
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galaxywarp · 1 month
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Not being able to redeem multiple bell vouchers at a time is so fucking insane….sitting here for 20 minutes pressing “A” like an asshole with 40,000+ nook miles
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mexashepot · 1 month
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I love Agata so much it's unreal🤣
Thank you for making me laugh after such a long week
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7roaches · 2 months
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make nightmare say faggot
thanks man
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mcl38 · 2 months
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brain isnt braining i need external stimuli tyyy
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unnamed-idi0t · 2 months
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Trans moon my beloved
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tpher · 3 months
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zolana loses 💔😔
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dark-elf-writes · 3 months
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https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRcygnF5/
Venomous naruto
Absolutely Venomous Naruto.
This also made me realize that he and Temari would either be the best of friends or the most bitter of rivals.
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plantpirating · 3 months
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Made an HQP (highly questionable pie) for Christmas dinner. What did you do?
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baarishgf · 3 months
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heyyy journaling again first sem of college was hmmm. so it made me realise a bunch of stuff and im so so glad i have made friends. if u rememebr my first day journal i was so sad bc i didnt like anyone in my department but that was only bc i hadnt met the two ppl who r my closest friends now. it's crazy how quickly we became close but sometimes i do feel left out which is normal in a trio i guess However more so bc my parents r wayyy stricter than theirs so i automatically get less permission. also this sem is the closest i have gotten to "in trouble" with my parents bc of this for rlly testing my curfew. AND it wasn't even like at a party or club or anything i literally just went 2 a play 😐 im older than both of them technically bc i took a gap year and i still feel like a child. idk. anyway strict parents aside fun semester (i didnt study at all in true [city] university fashion. finals soon xx)
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retr0flesh · 4 months
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I'm always taken back to the final lines of this book, this stupid edgelord quote I put in my high school yearbook next to my too-feminine senior portrait. idk how my intuition was so strong. something to the effect of this:
"they can take my body, but they cannot take my life and there will be no more compromise. there will be no more compromise."
I distinctly remember the repetition. the self assurance of the character and the author in tandem. I carry the words as both a burden and a light in equal value. it carries me the same way, knowing the nature of the author. I threw it away years ago. either that or I saved it to burn it. only the god he believed in knows where it is now.
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cupid-styles · 4 months
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or smth for wolfrry like OMG THEM GETTING EACH OTHER TINY GIFTS EVEN THO THEY SAID NO GIFTS BC COLLEGE AND BROKE AND THEY OPEN IT AND R ALL LOVEY DOVEY AND CUTE AND JUS LIKE
like he gets her smth adorable and sentimental and shes jus :’) for me:’) and hes like mhm:D for my baby and she jus meltss
omg YES!!!!!!!
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"I thought we said no gifts."
Y/N has the cutest pout on her face, one that makes Harry want to surge across the length of his bed and pepper kisses all over it until she's begging him to stop. And normally he would, but he figures that wouldn't help make matters any better, considering he fully went against their whole no-Christmas-presents rule for this year.
They decided on it for good reasons, admittedly. They're in college and broke, and they both said they would rather spend their money visiting one another over summer vacation, or even maybe go somewhere for spring break. (Harry's frat would likely be taking their annual beach trip, and while he's joined in the past, he sees a week off from classes, stress, and homework as seven days in heaven with his mate. Or, mate to-be at least.)
But the thought of not getting his girl anything for Christmas just wasn't an option to him. He's an alpha, a natural caretaker, and he just wants to give her the best, always. His financial situation hadn't changed so he was strapped for options, but he thinks he still did a pretty good job, all things considered.
"I know we did, but you deserve something," Harry replies with a shrug, pushing the shoddily wrapped gift into her lap. "Open it."
"But I didn't get you anything!" she whines with a frown. "I feel awful, Harry."
"Don't. I wanted to do this for you. Now open it, please."
He punctuates the sentiment with a cheeky smile so she huffs, doing as he asked and gently tearing into the wrapping paper. Her hands brush over the black faux leather of a small book, her eyebrows furrowed as she glances up at him for an explanation.
He swallows, his throat bobbing, "Um, it's a scrapbook. Of, like, us."
"A scrapbook?" she repeats, flipping the front cover open.
"Yeah," he nods, "I know we've only been together for a few months and we haven't properly mated yet but every day that we've spent together has just been... it's been amazing."
With tears framing her waterline, her eyes look over the collection of memorabilia from their relationship: A cute drawing of Playboy bunny ears (a nod to the night they met), a movie ticket from one of their dates, a note she scrawled into his planner one day when they were studying.
"This is beautiful," she mumbles. "I love it."
"Really?" Harry asks as he shuffles a bit closer to her, "I know it's not much but—"
"I love it." Y/N repeats, reaching out to place her hands on his cheeks, pressing a kiss to his lips. She keeps her forehead against his. "This is the best gift I've ever gotten. Really. And I promise I'll get you something incredible while we're away for winter break."
"Don't do that. You're the only Christmas gift I want this year."
"So sappy," she giggles, "What happened to my big, strong alpha?"
"Oh, shut up."
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grimescum-2 · 4 months
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grampa cunt has fallen and he cant get up
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the-mud-and-dirt · 4 months
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Pulled a muscle in my neck and now I can’t look to the left so if I get hit by a bus while crossing the street I promise it wasn’t intentional
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mrsoulstice · 4 months
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I’m sure she enjoys race play🤨
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