#or when I put on a dress

[elodieunderglass]

#swan comics #a swan in a santa hat #🦢 #I thought about posting this in response to someone #but that would be a bit too much I think #no harm done #least said soonest mended #but this is a conversation I have in my home as well so #perhaps we need a visual shorthand #where the FUCK is my CUP #this is the response to a) kids not putting their socks on but coming downstairs dressed as crocodiles #b) spouse mishearing something but gallantly giving an opinion on it that was so in depth I didn’t have the heart to interrupt #and c) someone explaining to me about the discworld reading order #on a post about the saddening lack of risk-taking and support for creators in the content-gatekeeping industry #none of those are crimes not even the socks #I can strongly understand the Considerations that beset and bedazzle you when you go to put socks on and how the best response is to put on #a fuzzy crocodile onesie #but it’s not what I asked. #like this is a good response to a different thing #please recall the input here - the assignment if you will - was about socks. I love what you’ve done here though #good contribution. you know what we’re keeping it. love it. #just don’t present it as if the original incident report can be marked closed now okay? #do not close the support ticket #the support ticket remains unanswered. #no I completely agree. the outfit DOES need green face paint too. a topic we can add to the queue when oddly enough you have socks on

[itsamenickname]

Bowser: *adjusts his bowtie before holding out his hand* Let's rule the world, together. Forever. Will you marry me?

Luigi: *staring at Bowser with an annoyed expression as he's tied to a chair and also wearing Peach's dress and wig*

#bowser #bowser nintendo #bowser my beloved #luigi #luigi nintendo #luigi my beloved #bowuigi #bowser x luigi #super mario #super mario bros #super mario movie #super mario bros movie #the super mario bros movie #mario movie spoilers #super mario movie spoilers #not sure if it counts as spoilers but I'll put the spoiler tags anyway #so fun fact: when I first saw that scene where Bowser was practicing his marriage proposal I thought we were going to have a Bowuigi moment #like no joke my dudes #after Bowser asked the big question I genuinely thought that it was going to pan to Luigi tied up in a chair (with an unamused expression) #you can imagine my disappointment when it instead panned to Kamek wearing Peach's dress and wig #now don't get me wrong while I did enjoy seeing Kamek crossdressing #it just would've been so much funnier and really adorable if Bowser was practicing his proposal to Luigi #especially since Luigi was barely in the movie at all #but that's a conversation for another day #maybe #anyway enjoy the Bowuigi scene that could've been but Nintendo and Illumination were too afraid to do :)

[theoldkyokodied]

Uploading all my Tomgreg art at once from the past few week before season 4 hits, who knows in what kind of mental state i'm gonna be once it does :')

#tomgreg #succession #dont even talk to me i started watching this show when i had nothing to do at work and now i watch it with averiel my good friend averiel #and we are going to watch s4 together and i feel physically ill from bein so excited #so ya thats what ive been up to... anyway. i love these idiots they desever nothing but the worst (affectionate) #im also a tomshiv lover btw. im the one who yells 'THIS IS HOW TOMSHIV CAN STILL WIN' while they are actively losing on screen #thats the kind of person i am #dont look at me (lying on the floor) #okay i was not going to say stuff in the tags and let the art speak for itself but i NEED to point out details in the wine Painting.. #i put a lot of work into that one. thinly veiled metaphors and symbolism yknow.. #greg is gripping the stem of the wine glass with his full fist. tom and greg are dressed in the same outfit (sock garters included) #greg look appalled but he is not doing anything about the spill. tom is fondly pouring greg more and more wine. he is doing him a favor #i colored the red wine the same way i would color blood :) oh and tom is not really touching greg #only holding the chair in place. greg is making himself look smaller than he is like usual #oh and @ the person who said that it's the inverse of the tom and nate scene i love the way you think. i did not think of that before #but god. yeah. i actually thought about the scene change from when roman uhh.. christens his office in s1. the one with the coffee machine #i always go insane at that cut. this is not exactly the same since it's more.. about emotions but yknow.. it can be.. the same...

[birdsongisland]

im normal and spent a normal amount of time, effort and thought on this

#and it's not even good lol #acofaf #a court of fey and flowers #binx choppley #prince andhera #binxhera #BECAUSE i dont know if ppl will know #binxs dress has trinkets in andhera colours #the sleeves mimic wings (on the og dress) #her wings have keys on them but thats in your face #andheras armour being just for show but tbh it could also be heavily magic aka i put way too much effort on the colors #the border having flowers and sewing and stones #shining moths are. to me #a manifestation of binxs magic and care #yeah yeah roses we get it whatever #also theyre complementary colours and this is very pleasing to me #also im not sure abt their skintones but that just happens when i learn new people #no id

[jventureart]

I read a fic (this one!!) with post retirement kks & gai. There is a scene where they visit hokage naruto, and sauske is there, and it's ✨️uncomfortable✨️

#kks dressed like a slob the entire fic is what really did it for me #very relatable i had to draw it #also the hokages office is ugly and i had a terrible time drawing it #gais hand on his chair ready to bail #anyway the fic was like.. kks was trying to get gai to relax but he refused and their day goes wrong #i always love when fics have gai being a grumpy little shit #Prefered Gai Flavor #mmm not going to regret that tag #maito gai #might guy #hatake kakashi #kakashi hatake #naruto #nart #jvart #kakagai #gaikaka #one day ill put out something actually rendered & not just a sketch

[birdsofpasssage]

some post-caribert dains

#that one paimon dialogue shading him for being 500 with working olfactory sense like GIRL he’s not the only 500 y.o you know #anyways i have such an unimaginable visceral hatred for dain’s outfit details #when can i wife him so i can put him in a wedding dress instead #dainsleif #genshin impact #genshin #原神

[futzfuck]

Me, talkign to my friends: yeah theres this neat action film coming out soon that dev patel stars in/wrote/directed, i hope its fun

Me, going into the theater: im ready to have a good time, hopefully this will be like bullet train and have some cool visuals and fun acting :)))

Me, exiting the theater:

IN THAT ORDER

#monkey man #ive already watched it another 2 times #im not normal about this movie #i will have it on dvd that is a promise #i love it when people have a project they put their everything into #its so beautiful #dev patel #i was breaking down the lighting on each scene in the theater #dev patel my beloved #let this man cook #he deserves it #hijra rep goes hard #minrorities SHOULD get to rip open their oppressors with a khadga while dressed as a goddess of time and destruction #as a treat

[peachsayshi]

GUYS. what if fuck buddy sukuna catches you out one night, but instead of being with your friends you're on a date 👀 I think he would play it off, would definitely interrupt and make your date feel like he's about this big 🤏 in comparison. but his jealousy doesn't even show in that moment, it's only when you come over to his place next time around does he mention with the slightest pout: "why don't you ever get dolled up to see me?"

#like #you make a casual effort of course #wear pretty lingerie and look put together #but it's always jeans and tee or leggings with an oversized sweater #and sukuna is just like #you know you can wear dresses and skirts and shit around me too 😒 #and when you ask him what's the big deal you guys dont even leave the bedroom 😒 #his response is all: the big deal is that I would like to f*ck you in one of your pretty dresses if that's alright 😒 #I should really stop now #sukuna thirst hours

[sharkuro]

uuurghghgh if shes not actually in side order i will die or something idk

#im so sorry i cant put effort into drawing anything but at least im doing something when i dont have school.... #i need to dress 4 up more but idk clothes #splatoon #splatoon 3 #agent 4 #my art #fanart

[mrtequilasunset]

Favorite genre of fanart is characters being drawn in literally anything that isn't their Canon outfit. Bonus points if it's boring. Put that man in some basketball shorts !! Make his ass into Adam Sandler !!

#disco elysium #love to see kim in bad clothes i think he dresses stupid when hes at home i think he'll wear the same shirt after work for days #aint got time to wash those sweatpants #wore the same clothes the entire time he was in martinaise #autism boy will take off his work clothes and put on the same pj pants/speedfreak t shirt combo he been sportin for a week and call it good #if he let harry hit that despite everything then there's no way he's above a little sniff test for some clothes that have been on the floor

[shakingparadigm]

Guardian Urak after ROUND 6 (his fuckass pet that he barely invested in beat another guy's overly-invested in pet)

#he dressed till in the most basic emo outfit and tossed him into the ring yelling SING BOY #yes he dgaf about the kiss. whatever it takes ig #this man literally keeps winning while doing the bare minimum #just because till is talented and is batshit crazy enough to put on a show even without fancy shit #/crazy shit keeps happening to till #guardian urak when till killed freddie: ayoooo #guardian urak when ivan kissed till: AYOOOOOOOOO #all he does is chain up till and toss him around and not give him anything good to the point where his clothes are the most casual ones #and till still comes out the winner somehow i bet that nasty fucker is laughing so hard watching shit go down #Guardian urak during an interview: yeah that shit was crazy. rip ivan. or whatever. thanks for doing that *waving around medal* #alnst #alien stage #alien stage till #guardian urak

[sergle]

what I was talking abt earlier. we have fully looped back around and away from feminism, societally, whereas before it was very Feminism 101 to acknowledge that many parts of existing as a woman in a misogynistic society are painful and upsetting. not that being a woman is Inherently Negative in a bubble. but that living on this earth, in the conditions we're living in, is hostile to women. and that gender is a performance. that many of the Staples Of Femininity as accepted by society are things that you have to create and perform and mold artificially and aren't inherent, that COMPLAINING about day to day difficulties of existing as a woman is something that you're allowed to do. acknowledging these basic, again, feminism 101 things, that something tied to womanhood is more time consuming or more expensive or more dangerous Because Of The Problems. does not CREATE the problems. that when women complain about having to perform femininity, they are not, in fact, oppressing themselves. the call does not come from inside the fucking house. saying that you HAVE suffered does not fucking equate that you believe you SHOULD have suffered.

like I could talk about this for hours. how braindead and one-dimensional the Takes are getting. "being a woman is looking in the mirror and going fuck yeah i'm a woman" damn. I guess any negative experiences you have by living in a misogynistic world... are your fault if you are anything but positive? "you don't actually want liberation" we've fully gone back to telling feminists "you WANT to be oppressed" when anything negative about our society is pointed out. it's not real until I say it out loud, I guess, and then I'm actually the one who caused it. if anybody expresses any unhappiness with how they're treated or the status quo or the language and culture surrounding womanhood and femininity. they've created it, right that second. they invented it just now. it wasn't a problem before somebody complained, right? also trans women aren't braindead zombies who just follow the flow of whatever cis women around them say. I am pretty fucking sure they are very much aware of pain, and are MORE than aware of the swirling torrent of misogyny and standards of femininity than anybody else. actually. and I am pretty sure someone complaining on tumblr that being a woman means always putting on a performance is going to make someone change their mind about transitioning. also "performing femininity" as a necessity to being treated well as a woman is not fucking NEWS to your Local Trans Woman. I AM PRETTY SURE SHE GETS THE CONCEPT. using trans women as a scapegoat for this braindead perspective on gender politics is spineless, meritless, and pathetic.

#how I feel about my gender is not the same as how I feel about the living conditions of my gender #when I saw that post I screenshotted here I literally sat w my mouth open for a minute #sent it to my friends and was like am I fucking crazy. is this what we're doing now #Forced Positivity and that there is no war in ba sing se and actually #you're ruining children's lives if you complain about misogyny on twitter #I don't HAVE to tell little girls about the downsides because they are already being mistreated #before they have even heard the word 'misogyny' let alone know what it means #you do not have to be fucking happy all the time about the cards you're dealt. #you don't live in a bubble where it's just you and your mirror and your pretty dress and nothing bad has ever happened to you #unfortunately bitch. we will have negative experiences that are in fact. part of the package of being a woman #and IGNORING them doesn't make them not exist. actually they will continue to remain status quo unless acknowledged #sergle.txt #I see so much rhetoric that is JUST old-fashioned gender ideals being presented with liberal language on tiktok #that is just telling women that womanhood is just being a girllll and loving pretty things and being kind and gentleeeee and nurturing #and not working and just like being wholesome and being happy and being a light in ppl's lives and just LOVING LOVING LOVING being a woman #so if for even one second. you don't love it. you are actually failing at being a woman #if you complain about the standards for shaving or putting on makeup. which used to be Baby's First Feminism online #that's actually just you creating problems. you're not supposed to acknowledge it. you're supposed to shut up and smile into the mirror.

[non-un-topo]

Thinking about the sniper duo

#tog #the old guard #siggy draws #quynh #nicolo di genova #the old gays #genuinely they're all i can think about this week #what are they running from / shooting at?? idk they probably fucked up sdfghfds #the headcanon is: when you put these two together they have a lot of fun but they're a DISASTER. #here's a story: some rich man saw quynh and immediately decided she was going to be his wife #and ofc quynh had issues with this and wanted to smack the shit out of this guy right away. #which she did. which escalated into a duel of sorts. nicolo is just there on the side like 'oh shit'. #either quynh was in disguise or she was forced to wear the dress. either way she is Not happy about it. #cue little brother who can lift his own weight and sprint to the rescue #maybe i should make this into a fic omg #can you fucking tell i started this by listening to anime osts ended it with disney songs

[livetogether--diealone]

Charles for Esquire - Piotr Niepsuj

#i love when they put him in fashion stuff #i want to dress him like a barbie doll too #charles leclerc #f1 #jo.edit

[0xeyedaisy]

Mannequin gf who likes wearing your clothes....

#I do actually have that dress and I wear it like a few times a year durring summer #so it would be nice to have a mannequin to put it on when I'm not wearing it...... #<- insane #monart #Mannequin

[roselise]

ʚ 🎀 ɞ ⊹ . ˚ * . Hello, sweet friends ! ♡

It has been a while since I shared an outfit so I thought I might as well put this one up here ♡

(Some might have seen this on my other blog? Well I will put this up here anyway for those who did not! It is still a very nice outfit after all)

I know it is a bit simple, but the ribbon and tights make it special ! This was an outfit for going to the bookstore, but it is nice for school and lots of other places, too c:

What about everyone else? Was sort of places have you been going ??

I am sorry I have been so quiet and have not replied to things yet! I will do so when I feel better, and truly I hope no one feels ignored ♡

Seeing everyone’s kindness during this time has really warmed my heart though — so thank you *so* much!

It means much to me, and I am giving all that love back times a *billion* in return ♡

Sending soft hugs & sweet thoughts to all my friends! I pray that everyone has a blessed day, and takes care ~ !

⊹ 🤍 ˚ . 🎀 ⊹ ˚ ♡

♡ ⊹ . ˚ 🧁 XOXO ⊹

⊹ 🧸 ˚ . 🤍 ⊹ ˚ ♡

#♡ #me #selfie #i have a pretty dress i will wear for easter c: #it is my fairy dress ! #so i plan to put up new stuff soon when i have more energy no worry ♡ #no matter what is happening in my life — easter is a time of hope and great joy for me ♡ #i am looking forward to sunday and the sermon and worship and just having a good day celebrating Christ ! ♡ #thank you again for thinking of me and my dad during this time ♡ #my last visit was a bit difficult and i confess i am not sure i am processing all this well #but i am doing my best #giving a big hug and much gratitude to all the kind souls here ♡ #you are loved and i am praying blessings over you and the happiest day ok ? ♡ #xo ! ♡ #🤍 ˚ . 🎀 ⊹ ˚ ♡