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#or: charles has more of a problem with an wet towel than with murder
hraishin · 4 years
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Charles: Erik we need to talk.
Charles: You're always trying to kill people.
Charles: You once tried to kill my sister.
Charles: Almost killed hundreds of humans in Cuba.
Charles: I'm not even gonna talk about Egypt.
Charles: And then you only stop when you think I'm dead, or when I stop you, or when you realize it was a stupid decision.
Charles: And when you're not trying to kill people you're planning how to overthrow the government.
Charles: And above all that you keep leaving your wet towel on our bed.
Erik:
Charles:
Erik: That can't be your finishing line after all that.
Charles: I wanted to mention it anyway, what's the problem of putting the fucking towel to dry?
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