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thewhimsyturtle · 10 months
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Happy Father’s Day to all the dads!  Today we celebrate dads for all they do every day!  🥳💙
Granddad's ties are too big for my neck, so Mom made me my very own origami tie.  Wearing a tie is hard!  👔🐢🤔
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How do I check my tie for noms when it is under my chin?!
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Don’t I look turtle-y tie-riffic?
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origami-fleur · 1 year
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Birb ♥
Long-tailed Tit instructions.
Bonus below.
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missmis · 11 months
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Stars in their multitudes…
This is what happens when my girlfriend gets stressed :)
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razzle-zazzle · 1 year
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If Dion was psychic and he could summon archetypes, what do you think his would look like? Or if he had multiple what would they all look like?
I actually had ideas for how Dion's brain would look in the Ouroboros AU way back when I first came up with it,,, switching between a slowly-decaying circus tent and a slowly-growing arena where the player fights alongside a Dion construct in a lion mask.
I'm not sure if I'll implement that stuff again but I couldn't not call that construct Leon and I couldn't not have Leon be a potential archetype Dion could summon were he psychic.
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craftykinnies · 2 years
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Kin Crafts for Max Caulfield from Life is Strange 
1) Cardboard Polaroid (⭐️⭐️): real polaroids are pretty expensive, not to mention other good cameras. so make a prop replica with paper or cardboard! the photo source is in portuguese, but its still pretty easy to follow, and i have some other kinds of cameras too for your collection :) [X]
2) Pinhole camera (⭐️⭐️): your cardboard camera looks cool, but it can’t actually take pictures! luckily, with this awesome combination of science, art, and photography, you can make a simple working camera using light. [X]
3) Doe plush (⭐️⭐️⭐️): for one of your motif animals, this cuddly deer! this pattern maker is one of my favorites. i also included another pattern in case nuno isnt your style. [X]
4) Hanging Butterflies (⭐️⭐️): how can you have the butterfly effect without any butterflies? this guide is for making a hanging installation in a bedroom, but heres some smaller scale crafts from a previous post too. [X]
5) Paper lantern (⭐️⭐️): to make yourself feel more at home, why not make these sweet paper lanterns? theyre a great subtle decor choice and make lovely light fixtures too. plus another style if you want to try it out! [X] 
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confetti-critter · 5 months
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ilove you ill make u a house just you wait n u will be waiting for a while probably sorry
Why's he so charming btw are you seeing this
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What should I name it.
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gohlikim · 7 months
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knadire · 11 months
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It’s an extremely literal interpretation. Figuring out how to bend and fold elements off the American dollar bill into a uniform and character design was a really fun prompt to work with. Especially considering American bills aren’t something I handle very often.
Special thanks to @clericofmadness for the prompt!
You can buy this design on t-shirts, mugs, prints, and plenty of other cool stuff here on Redbubble:
https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/The-Dollar-General-by-Knadire/145651932.9V5H1
You can find the full-res version as well as more drawings like it at the link below:
https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/knadire/the-dollar-general
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artpopbyceleste · 1 year
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anurarana · 1 year
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If anyone has any puns that you like or hate a whole lot you should tell me
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“Whatcha doing?”
Keith’s voice right next to his ear startles Lance a bit, making Keith laugh quietly. Lance feels the rumble of it in his shoulder, where Keith is resting his head to peer at his work.
“My math homework.”
Lance feels rather than sees Keith make a face. “That’s not math. I don’t see a single number in all that. I don’t even see letters.”
Lance chuckles. “It’s just calculus, babe. It’s mostly symbols, sure, but still math.”
“Ugh.” Keith pulls away after pressing a kiss to Lance’s cheek, shaking his head. “That’s disgusting.” He starts haphazardly shoving his fancy pencils into their case, then into his backpack, followed by his sketchbook. “Your horrible homework made me lose my desire to do anything and everything school related.”
Shaking his head fondly, Lance returns his gaze to his worksheet. “You’re such a dork. It’s only math.”
“The fact that you can look at those equations and they not only mean something to you, but they make sense, blows my mind every day. I’m still half convinced you’re a witch.”
“Now is that the math, or the fact that I’ve put a spell on your heart?”
“Boo,” Keith says, cupping his hands around his mouth. “That was garbage. I’m reporting you to the horrible pun police.”
“Stop making me laugh,” Lance says, throwing an eraser at Keith’s head. “You’re distracting me.”
“Yeah, yeah, Doctor McClain. You could skip every single one of your lectures and still pass with a 95.”
Lance flushes, pleased by both the compliment and Keith calling him doctor. As much as he knows Keith is teasing — he absolutely does need to attend class, Lord above — his boyfriend’s faith in him always makes his insides all soft and squishy.
But he has an assignment to do. He’ll kiss his amazingly supportive boyfriend after.
Lance gets in the zone, so focused on problem after problem that he forgets where he is. Hell, he pretty much forgets that he has a mortal body. His brain is 100% Greek letters and the occasional graph. And Lance likes it that way. He likes math, and not in the cheesy Cady Heron ‘math is just the same in every language’ kind of way. He just thinks that so long as he’s doing it right, figuring out puzzles is fun, in the same way some people like writing, or drawing. There are annoying parts, sure — modular functions are stupid as hell and can kiss his whole ass — but for the most part, he’s a biomed engineering major for a reason. He has shit to design, and he’s only getting there if he understands how the world fits together.
Something small hitting him square in the head snaps him out of his focus.
“You are being absorbed into your textbook,” Keith informs him. “I’m losing ya, space cadet.”
Lance shakes his head a little, blinking. He realises suddenly that, holy shit, his eyes are burning. And his throat is as dry as the desert. And he’s starving. And his muscles are cramped.
“Jesus,” he says, “how long have I been sitting here?”
Keith shrugs, but his attention is no longer on Lance. “Dunno. My phone died forever ago, so that means either two minutes or two hours. I could not tell you.”
Lance snorts. He knows part of Keith’s ADHD means he’s not great with time. It doesn’t really matter, anyway. They’ve been here long enough that it’s long past time to take a break.
“What’ve you been doing, then?” Lance asks as he starts collecting his things to put away. “If your phone’s been dead.”
“Foldin’ stuff,” Keith replies absent-mindedly, tongue peeking out of his mouth as he does, indeed, fold some papers. Lance finally gets all his stuff packed away and then turns his full attention to Keith, humming curiously. Keith, like with everything artsy, is amazing at origami, and Lance is always amazed at how he takes a piece of scrap paper and makes a mini-sculpture.
“Like what?”
“Made you this bouquet,” Keith says. His attention is still mostly on the tiny square of pink paper in front of him, but he reaches over to the empty chair next to him and blindly searches for something. He makes a triumphant noise when he finds it, and sets a brightly coloured bouquet of intricately folded paper flowers on the table.
Lance gasps, carefully picking it up and looking at it closely. Each flower is folded to perfection, crisp lines and gentle bends in the paper making perfect imitations of Lance’s favourite flowers: golden dandelions, pink peonies, deep orange poppies.
“Holy shit, Keith,” Lance breathes. He looks at his boyfriend with wide eyes. “This is… these are gorgeous!”
Keith glances away from his project for a moment to shoot Lance a big, goofy grin. “Glad you like ‘em. They’re almost as pretty as you.”
“Charmer,” Lance says, rolling his eyes, but the ruddiness of his cheeks give him away. Keith knows it, too, grinning wider.
“This is for you, too,” he says, making a final fold on the pink paper. “Hold out your left hand.”
Lance does, stupidly giddy smile making his cheeks ache.
Keith has made a paper ring, folded so it makes a heart in the centre rather than a traditional circle-shaped knob. It’s as meticulously crafted as the bouquet. He slides it up Lance’s fourth finger, then presses a gentle kiss on the knuckle.
“Since you said we can’t get married until after we finish our undergrads,” Keith says, as playfully grouchy as he always is when he brings the subject up. “This will have to do.”
Lance laughs, sliding his hand from Keith’s grip so he can rest it on the side of his boyfriend’s cheek, stroking his cheek with his thumb. Keith goes cross-eyed trying to watch the movement, lips still pouted. Lance leans forward to kiss them.
“You are so dramatic,” he mumbles, still crowded in close. “One more year, okay? You can take me to the courthouse the day we graduate, if you would like.”
“Fine,” Keith huffs. He wraps his arms around Lance’s waist. “They second our caps get thrown, you hear me?”
Lance kisses him again. And again. And a third time, for good measure.
“I hear you.”
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aroace-polyshow · 1 month
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honestly the thing im most sad about in ensekai translations is the fact rui makes SO MANY BAD PUNS ALL THE TIME and NONE OF THEM ARE EVER TRANSLATED. he makes a pun about robonene flying/jumping in the world link. he makes a pun about a passed out tsukasa looking like a starfish. he made a pun about origami. who knows what else? i don't. because they DONT TRANSLATE THEM.
WHATTTTT THATS SO FUCKING FUNNY TO KNOW OH MY GOD . ENSEKAI IS EVIL FOR NOT TRANSLATING THEM. everytime i think i could not be more obsessed with rui kamishiro i learn thinsg like this and am proven completely wrong. i fucking love him
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the-true-noodles · 8 months
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incorrect miraculous ladybug quotes 2! (because we need more of them)
part 1
Nathalie: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka.
Nathalie: *upends the bottle*
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*Marinette's second day of interning for Gabriel*
Gabriel: Hand me the people opener.
Marinette: ...
Marinette: Pardon?
Gabriel, annoyed: The people opener! Just hand it to me!
Marinette, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER?
Gabriel: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle?
Marinette: Knife. It's called a knife.
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Adrien: *walks to cabinet, removes oreo box, takes half a sleeve, throws empty box out* Hi!
Nathalie: Hey- what are you doing-?
Adrien, shoving an oreo into their mouth: I am saving space :D
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Gabriel: Would it be discrimination to only hire employees at my doughnut shop who have the same name?
Nathalie: Legally, I don't believe that breaches any discrimination laws. Morally though... I don't know.
Gabriel: I believe god is on my side when it comes to Duncans' Doughnuts.
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Chat Noir: honk.
Gabriel: WHAT.
Chat Noir: HONK.
Gabriel: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????
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Ladybug: So, what's it like living with Hawkmoth?
Mayura: They once referred to sand as "heterosexual glitter."
Ladybug: ...
Mayura: I love him so much.
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Mayura: Where's Chat Noir?
Hawkmoth: Don't worry, I'll find them.
Hawkmoth, shouting: Ladybug sucks!
Chat Noir, distantly: Ladybug is the best person ever! Fuck you!
Hawkmoth: Found them.
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Nathalie: I just heard Gabriel call the dog a “fucking liar” because he barked like someone was at the door and no one was there.
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Chat Noir: You know, Hawkmoth, when you generalize, you tell general... lies.
Hawkmoth: ...
Hawkmoth: Are you trying to teach me moral lessons through puns.
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Nathalie: How are you gonna carve a gigantic pumpkin?
Gabriel: The same way I make onion rings!
Gabriel: *grabs a chainsaw*
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Nino: Hey, you want a tarot reading?
Gabriel: Those are Pokemon cards.
Nino You got a magikarp.
Gabriel: ...
Nino: It means 'fuck you'.
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Hawkmoth: Here's two facts about me.
Hawkmoth: 1. I hate hot people.
Hawkmoth: 2. I'm a hypocrite.
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*the day this man goes out of the house by himself*
Gabriel: Keep it running. *Tosses keys over shoulder into empty parking lot.*
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Ladybug: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.."
Chat Noir: I saw you.
Ladybug: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Hawkmoth in a turkey costume.
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Marinette: My hands are cold.
Adrien: Here, let me hold them.
Marinette: My lips are cold too.
Adrien: *covers Marinette's mouth with their hand*
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Gabriel: If we lose, you’re out of the will.
Nathalie: I was in the will?
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Nathalie: Are you having another depressive episode?
Gabriel: A depressive episode?
Gabriel: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.
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Gabriel, entering the room: *Sees Adrien and leaves*
Adrien, watching Gabriel leave: There’s my monthly dose of my dad…
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*Marinette and Nathalie are planning to break in somewhere to save Adrien without Gabriel knowing he was missing*
Marinette: We need to distract the guards.
Nathalie: Right.
Marinette: What are we gonna do?
Nathalie: I'm gonna break their elbows while you poke their eyes.
Marinette:
Nathalie:
Marinette: Deal.
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Hawkmoth You’d be stupid to lay a hand on me.
Chat Noir: Oh, you’d be surprised how much stupid shit I do.
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Adrien: *Gasp*
Marinette: wHAT??
Adrien: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Marinette: *inhales*
Gabriel, in another room with Nathalie: Why can I hear screeching?
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*during a temporary ceasefire because reasons??*
Ladybug: Hawkmoth learned how to fold origami penguins from Chat Noir the other day. I told them, “I feel a little bad for the penguins, it’s hot here”, and the next day they put them in the fridge.
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Gabriel: Where did you get that tomato soup?
Adrien: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.
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Gabriel: Christmas is cancelled.
Adrien: You can't cancel a holiday.
Gabriel: Keep it up, Adrien, and you'll lose New Year's too.
Adrien: What does that mean?
Gabriel: Nathalie, take New Year's away from Adrien.
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Hawkmoth: Arson? Oh, you mean "crime brûlée".
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Gabriel, digging their grave: Long story short, this is my grave.......Want me to make you one too?
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*marinette's internship is something i want to think would be really funny*
Marinette: Hey, wanna help me commit arson?
Gabriel: What the hell!?
Marinette: Oh, sorry, my bad.
Marinette, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson?
Gabriel, whispering: Of course. What do you need?
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Marinette: So, are you two friends?
Gabriel: Yes.
Natalie: No.
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Chat Noir: You use emoji’s like a straight person.
Hawkmoth: That’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.
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Gabriel: I’ve been here in jail so long I think I’ve lost my mind.
Gabriel: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months.
Gabriel: How long have I been in here now? Almost a year?
Nathalie: This is Monopoly.
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Hawkmoth: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions.
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Gabriel, putting their hands over Nathalie's eyes: Guess who!
Nathalie: It's either Gabriel or the cold, clammy hands of death.
Gabriel, putting their hands away: It's Gabriel!
Nathalie: Dammit.
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Ladybug: We need to open this locked door. Nathalie, give me your credit card.
Nathalie: Here.
Ladybug, pocketing it: Thanks. Chat, cataclysm the door.
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Nathalie: When was the last time you cried?
Adrien: Uh 15 minutes ago, why??
Nathalie: really? That recent?
Adrien: Yeah *voice crack* is that a issue? *starts crying again*
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Ladybug: Why are you always trying to aggravate me?
Hawkmoth: To relax.
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*Something crashes*
Adrien: Shoot-
Gabriel: *running into the room in a panic* WHAT FELL?!
Nathalie: *walking by the room calmly* What died?
--
(sorry for taking so long)
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Rating VILE operatives' codenames in french
(Season 1 edition)
Black sheep = Mouton Noir. Literal translation. It works. Longer and more of a mouthful than Black sheep though. 9/10
Crackle = Crackle, or should I say Craqueul. God does the french accent shine through in those English words, it's embarrassing. Anyway they didn't try very hard but Crackle is nice. Short, sweet, straight to the point. Though it's not a french word, it's close enough to french words and onomatopoeia like crac and craquement to bring to mind electricity with a threatening edge. Deducting a point because it's still not that transparent for french speakers. 9/10
Le Chèvre = La Chèvre. YES YES THEY CORRECTED MY BIGGEST PET PEEVE!!! "Chèvre" is a feminine noun in french, you say "la chèvre" and never "le chèvre", it just doesn't make sense. I am so happy. 100000/10
El Topo = El Topo. You know what they say: if it ain't broke... Also very glad they didn't translate as there are few names in spanish. 10/10
Tigress = Tigresse. Literal translation, which works well bc the two words are very close. The french pronounciation keeps giving me a double take so I'll deduct a point. 9/10
Mime Bomb = le Mime Marteau ("marteau" literally means hammer but it's also a colloquial way of saying "crazy"). Okay I used to think it was fucking stupid but I was just an uncultured swine. It references Marcel Marceau, aka "le Mime Marceau", a french mime and actor. I do prefer Mime Bomb bc it's both funny and gives a subtle air of menace, while to me "marteau" only conveys weirdness, but Mime Marteau is pretty good too. 10/10 for the effort.
Dash Haber = Dash Haber. 0 effort and it's not even a pun in french, for fuck's sake. 2/10
Paperstar = Origamine. There's been an effort, I'll give them that. This is a portemanteau word of "origami" (don't think I need to explain this one) and "gamine" (feminine form of "gamin", french informal word meaning kid). Buuuut... why would Paperstar call herself a kid. Yes, she has a soft singsong voice and does that humming thing, but she doesn't really... make it part of her identity?? She looks young but she doesn't strike me as wanting to be called a kid. 5/10 because i'm still very lukewarm about it.
Cookie Booker = Cathy Compta. Cathy like the name and Compta as the shortened version of "comptabilité", as in "accounting". This is the worst name ever. I love it. It HAS to be the name of a character from an old game or show because they would never have just invented it for the 2019 show. It's cheesy and sounds absolutely terrible and it cracked me up, this is so classic Carmen Sandiego. 9/10
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meow-town · 2 years
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Are u down to clown with some MmMmM NSFW Glam hcs? 👀
Indeed I am 😳
Glam Shvagenbagen x Reader Smut HCs
SMUT UNDER THE CUT !
-Glam is far more kinky than he may seem. As vainilla and charming as he appears, once he feels comfortable enough to have sex with you, he’s letting loose completely.
-Slapping, choking, bondage, roleplay, vouyerism, impact play, etc.. He’s into all of those things. And is willing to try just about anything.
-There is something he’s on the fence about. Degrading. He’s fine with you shaming him and calling him a ‘slut’ or so on, but he just doesn’t feel right calling you those things. He feels like he’s hurting you. But don’t worry, assure him that it gets you off and he’ll do it.
-His favourite has to be intimate sex, however. He likes teasing and orgasm controlling and all that, but the feeling of closeness as he slowly rocks his hips into you, holding you near his chest, cannot be topped. Pun intended.
-He is a switch, although most of the time he tops. He’s a service dom and a service sub! Glam just wants to make you feel pleased till the point of exhaustion <3
-Glam is always gentle, it’s very rare to see him really go animalistic. He’ll take a moment after each orgasm he gives you to just run his hands down your back until it’s time for a second round.
-He likes being marked, I’ll say it. The sight of his neck littered with deep purple hickeys awakens something inside him. He even has the urge to not cover them up and just leave the house with them on display.
-Likes being spanked, but doesn’t really like spanking you, etc, etc…
-Is willing to use toys as well! Anything to increase the pleasure :)
-More of a soft hc, but he once told you to strip so he could sketch all of your features, he fucked you as soon as he finished ofc, but the drawing is still hidden away in one of his drawers.
-He’s amazing at fingering😳 no shit, I mean, have you seen him playing those guitar solos????? Those skills aren’t reserved for his guitar, lemme tell you that. The speeds he can reach are inhumane.
-He’ll try to make each time as romantic as possible, even if you’re in a rush and it’s just lighting a candle <3
-He goes all out on valentines, rose petals on the bed, two glasses of red wine, and a bunch of those aphrodisiac chocolates. And of course, breakfast in bed the morning after.
-I’m gonna circle back to Glam’s skills with his hands. He likes to do origami sometimes, and he’s good at putting things together in that way. This includes ropes. He’ll make the most gorgeous patterns on your body only to fuck you in them, slowly rocking his hips into you while he whispers sweet nothings to nothing in particular. <33
-Doesn’t really make you beg for it, nor will he tease. Just gets straight to the point.
-He loves, loves, loves foreplay!!! Has to be his favourite overall part of sex. Watching you quiver under him as he traces his tongue over every detail of you <333
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sorry this was so short, I rarely read smut and don’t really know what to do with it 😭 but I’ll learn eventually
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Common Sense Kings Headcanons
(Angst-free only.)
As a Whole:
"Common Sense" is a lie. They share one braincell and Kan keeps it in the confiscated phones drawer. (He hasn't trusted them since the Incident. No, I will not elaborate.)
They're all great swimmers, except Tsuburaba. The kanji in Awase's name all relate to water — bubbles, rapids, ocean, and snow; Kaibara is definitely the type to use his Quirk as a boost (and it just seems helpful in general); and for Rin, Chinese dragons are associated with water, unlike Western ones. Tsuburaba, meanwhile, is mostly associated with air.
Video game nights usually end in disaster. That's why they mostly play Mario Kart, the least rage-inducing game ever.
Awase:
Sometimes, he Welds together little mixed media sculptures. Metal bits, googly eyes, Rin's scales, that sort of thing. He isn't very good at it, but then, he doesn't have to be. It sparks joy.
Also decent with mechanics. He, Yaoyorozu, and Hatsume would make a great team.
Has a lot of scars from all the dumb shit he's done over the years — and he's proud of every single one of them. Even the dumbest ones. It inadvertently helps some of his friends feel better about their own.
Cheats at origami.
Kaibara:
Loves green tea. This is based on two puns: Sencha (煎茶), the most popular green tea in Japan, and chasen (茶筅), the bamboo whisk used to make matcha. (There are so many puns you can make on the name Sen, it's great.)
The best dancer of the four — or, the only good dancer. The other three suck.
A contortionist in every way except professionally, with no qualms about showing it off. He's got the most fucked-up joints you've ever seen. He can even turn his head around like an owl. Fear him. (Seriously, look up contortionists, they're awesome.)
Tsuburaba:
Has the spice tolerance of a wet chicken nugget. You could kill him with a singular Dorito. The other three refuse to let him live this down.
Obsessed with practical effects in movies and plays. Props, clever set design, you name it. He's even experimented with using his Solid Air for something similar, though he hasn't done it in a while. In a movie production AU, he'd definitely be in charge of that.
When Kan doesn't have it, Tsuburaba holds the braincell. He's objectively a terrible choice, yes, but process of elimination rules. And yes, this is because of the Incident.
Rin:
Many thoughts, head still empty for some reason.
His favorite animal is the koi fish.
Almost won the class representative election purely by promising to teach the class Mandarin swear words. Kan was not happy.
Can and will make up a bullshit idiom. What are you gonna do about it? Fact-check him? Take your phone out and Google it? In front of the teacher?
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