#original thots

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

Anyways back on my mdzs bullshit for a moment

What if the golden core transfer surgery required Wei Wuxian remove his own golden core himself?

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #original thots #wwx

[lilylovestone]

reblog if u like short skirts 🫠

#upskurt #sexy hips #original thots #onlyfansbabe #girls who squat #perfect butt #girl butts #great butt #sweet juicy peach #thick and juicy #bend me over #panty ass #summer dress #bootiecandy #wife material #sweet and sexy #sexy peachy bum 🍑 #sun dress

[1ns4n3j3st3rf0rlyf3]

me when i realize that i’m the stalker i always lusted conceptually after….

when i want you, i want the concept of you. really bad ,, i want everything about you all the good and the bad ,, i want to take care of you bc ur all we need <3 i conceptually want the toxic energy of push and pull until you push me away and i hate you and i lurk and i watch and i wish bad things on you but i’m afraid. i would never want to actually hurt you. i’ve hurt you before but i never wanted to i just love you. but if u don’t want me, i wait and wish and wait and wish and watch. until u miss the pull i pushed. then i’m back and better at watching you and i need you even more.

#concept #conceptual #original art #queer artist #chaotic good #digital art #eyestrain #third eye #artists on tumblr #i’m just a girl #art #original thots #original poem #poem #poetry #releasing relentlessly

[snallygaster69]

She's thumping on my tub til I chumba on her wumba

#original thots

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

One of my fav things about Wei Wuxian is that, upon being accused of some heinous crime he didn't commit, he reacts like

"If it really was me, you would know."

#which is also very sexy #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #original thots #wangxian

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

Incredibly funny to me that, for like half the story, the juniors had no idea Mo Xuanyu was actually Wei Wuxian and they just thought Hanguang-Jun was having his hot girl summer

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #original thots #wangxian

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

I love Wei Ying so much, he comes back to life after being dead for 13 years and decides to hide his identity by adopting what he believes to be the most out of character behavior for him...

Which is, apparently, to throw himself at Lan Wangji??

Bro, that's the most Wei Wuxian behavior after controlling fierce corpses with a flute and punching Jins-

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #original thots #wangxian

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

WWX plays the flute so he's good with his mouth and LWJ plays the guqin so he's good with his hands in this essay i will-

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #original thots #wangxian #i said what i said

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

Shoutout to my man Lan Qiren who sees "Mo Xuanyu" for the first time and, after recovering from his terrible music induced trauma, probably had a thought pattern along the lines of

Hm. This red-and-black, audacious and shameless demonic cultivating, Wangji-obsessed twink is very Wei Wuxian coded... what if he is Wei Wuxian?

But!

Wei Wuxian is dead, has been dead for 13 years...

Dead people generally stay dead...

So it is likely that this Mo Xuanyu is just Some Guy™️ and Wangji just has A Type™️

Perhaps he is moving on or something

Ah, yes, of course, silly me! How could that be Wei Wuxian?

And then like. 2 volumes later.

Turns out it was indeed Wei Wuxian all along!

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #original thots #wangxian #lqr #guess whos diving back into the hyperfixation

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

Modern AU WWX working in the death/burial industry

Maybe as a funeral director, or an embalmer

He is so kind to the deceased's family, and so respectful and kind to the body, talking to it, apologizing for the more unpleasant or gruesome procedures as if the person could still hear him

Little does he know, they do.

And all the people under his care watch over him as spirits and ghosts, protecting him from harm and evil - all the while he's completely unaware and chalks up any supernatural experiences to just his imagination.

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #original thots

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

Critical of what? His massive cock and correct opinions?

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #original thots #joke post yall i dont want discourse #lwj

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

Back on my Wei Ying makes a lot of jokes about dying agenda

Id imagine he and LWJ + the kids go to resolve this haunting, they walk into some house, and someone goes "ugh, it smells like smth died here"

LWJ braces for impact as WWX smiles really wide and says "well, i died, but i don't think its me"

Nobody laughs except for Jingyi: "its an objectively funny joke, you guys (except HGJ) are just boring"

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #original thots #wangxian #ljy

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

#missed making these so here u go #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #original thots

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

WangXian

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #original thots #wangxian

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

How fucked up would it have been if, among the corpses that got out of the blood pool to protect everyone during the second siege

There is a particular one that catches everyone's attention

So much more unsettling than all others

The Yiling Laozu himself

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #original thots #wwx #the horror of seeing your own maimed dead body. delicious

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

Modern AU with cultivation in which WWX works as crime scene cleaning service and LWJ is a detective

They meet when LWJ shows up after hours to check something at a crime scene and finds WWX conversing with the ghost of the victim (which LWJ has been unable to get to talk through Inquiry)

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #original thots #wangxian