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Jason: Are you still mad because I missed your eighth grade graduation? I told you, I had business! Damian: You were in jail! Jason: IN JAIL ON BUSINESS!
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akl-sketch · 2 months
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Meet my first Tav, Caliel, a Selune light cleric/rogue - they generally didn’t know what they were doing but knew that the sassy vampire needed kindness and the chance to learn who he was on his own.
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callsign-daydream · 5 months
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Girl at the Hard Deck: Hey, cool glasses! Bob: Thanks. I need them to see.
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itsagentromanoff · 5 months
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Steve: You saved us, Tony. I owe you my life.
Tony: No, thanks. I've seen it, and I'm not impressed.
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Mara Jade: Where are the Solo kids? They're late.
Luke Skywalker: Right, maybe it's for a good reason?
Mara Jade: I mean, it never is.
Luke Skywalker: Maybe there's a cool new dance all the kids are doing! And they're having a dance off in the alley!
Mara Jade: Why is it in an alley?
Luke Skywalker: That's where people step to you, Mara.
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Lister: Rimmer, are you still awake?
Rimmer: Yes, Lister! I was just talking about Gifs, right?! A second ago?
Lister: Do you think horses get songs stuck in their heads?
Rimmer: Oh, my God! I don't know Lister, go to sleep!
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Wanda Maximoff: You screw everything up!
Pietro Maximoff: Wait, me? This Quicksilver?
Lorna Dane: It's just sometimes you lose focus.
Wanda Maximoff: Your name is a verb in this family, Quicksilver. We call it "Quicksilver-ing out."
Pietro Maximoff: I thought that meant taking off your shorts after a good meal.
Lorna Dane: No.
Pietro Maximoff: Oh, my God. I'm a verb. I'm a bad verb.
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incorrectpnatquotes · 9 months
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Dad Puckett: Our new home has soundproof walls. Zoey: Wait, so I can yell anything I want, and no one can hear me? Zoey: *rushes into her room and slams the door shut* Zoey: *audibly from outside* I LOVE MY FAMILY!
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pixiefeatherkw3 · 4 months
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bluebirbbs · 1 year
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Hey look! I made a burger people thing! Page 1-5 outta who knows how many
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babsvibes · 11 months
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(Dick and Jason are trying to think of a way to butter Bruce up for something) Dick: Oh! What about "Take Your Dad to Lunch"- Day? Jason(about Bruce): We tell him it's "Take Your Dad to Lunch"- Day? Dick: Yeah. Jason: Hmm...He does like lunch. Dick: He LOVES lunch. Jason:...God, I'm hungry. Dick: Me, too. Let's eat first.
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bobsquatley · 6 months
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and what if i make the evil caretaker gap moe. what if i make him cute. yeah. YEAG
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callsign-daydream · 8 months
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While in the Academy: Rooster: Hangman, you need to take that off right now. Hawaiian shirts are my thing since yesterday when I bought it. Hangman: Rooster, I understand you are disappointed. I am a little disappointed, too. Before I saw it on you, I thought this shirt was classy.
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itsagentromanoff · 3 months
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Bucky: I thought Tony and I would have a romantic night in the sewer together, like Fabrizio and Fay.
[Bucky pulls out an old romance novel]
Steve: Buck, buddy, it's pretty obvious Tony's not into you. And I'm usually not that good at picking up on vibes. Did you know Wanda and Vision were a thing?
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Leia Organa: I can call Rendar and see where he gets his TV’s. Luke, give me his number.
Luke Skywalker: I don't have his number.
Leia Organa: Oh, I thought you had it. Okay, uh, do you know where he lives?
Luke Skywalker: All I know about Dash Rendar is that he comes and goes as he pleases, he answers to no one, and he is truly free.
Leia Organa: Okay, calm down. He's a free spirit, we get it.
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