been re-reading the thrawn trilogy
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Eddie: I've started seeing someone.
Chimney: As in dating, or hallucinations?
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personal injury lawyer billboards are all like INJURED?
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THE ORIGIN OF THIS IMAGE:
So in my etsy I sell a pin of some isopods having at a bag of doritos based on this photo. Today I was contacted by the person who took it.
I asked to share this info and he gave permission!
Here’s the picture of him working with isopods and here’s a link to their published research!
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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "four hour video essay about plagiarism" 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd💯
me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw brian deer say that exact sentence before
my buddy hbomberguy, pacing: james somerton is lying to us
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here's something stupid: the catcatfish
some quick facts:
they're nocturnal and tend to roam around while awake.
they have keen senses of smell and hearing, but terrible eyesight. despite this, they also have a tapetum lucidum, making their pupils "glow" in the dark.
their fur is short, dense, and oily to waterproof them.
they prefer a diet of mostly meat and are attracted to strong-smelling food like fish, cheese, and anything fermented.
the elongated dewclaw on each front paw is sharp, flexible, and nonretractable. it injects a venom that causes respiratory failure and cardiac arrest in prey and, in extreme doses, humans. veterenarians typically remove the dewclaw venom glands during the neuter/spay procedure.
they grow to an average of 1m and 23kg (3ft and 50lb) but can reach up to double that length and triple the weight!
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Get in loser, we're committing vehicular manslaughter.
Falynn Sandskimmer
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Eilonwy: Edward is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Amity: Punch him in the stomach, then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Riley: Tackle him.
Emira: Dump him.
Kim: Kick him in the shin.
Edward: NO TO ALL OF THOSE JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!
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Step #1 to unlimited power: limber up ✅
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