#original: new girl

[forumjutsu]

Naruto: Sasuke, come on, it' s so obvious you like Sakura. I have never seen you, in my entire life, look at anyone else like you look at her.

Naruto: Except maybe, on a few occasions, me.

Sasuke:

Sasuke: I've never looked at you the same way I look at Sakura.

Naruto: There's been a few times.

Sasuke: There's never been a time.

Naruto: You looked at Kakashi maybe once or twice like that. Me, several times. Sai, never.

Sasuke: What are you talking about?!

Naruto: Okay, okay. We'll just get back at this when you're ready.

Naruto: Sasuke, it's so obvious you like Sakura. I've only see you, in my entire life, look at three people like you look at her.

Sasuke: I'm gonna kill you.

#naruto #naruto incorrect quotes #incorrect naruto quotes #team 7 #naruto uzumaki #incorrect team 7 #uzumaki naruto #sasuke #sasuke uchiha #sasuke x sakura #uchiha sasuke #sakura haruno #sakura #sasusaku #incorrect sasusaku #original: new girl

[callsign-daydream]

Maverick: We're a family. Families talk about things. Rooster: No! Families ignore things until they go away.

#top gun maverick #top gun incorrect quotes #original: new girl #pete maverick mitchell #bradley rooster bradshaw #birdfam #someone yell at me to go write a birdfam oneshot

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Stede: - Ed, I wanna spend the rest of my life with you! I wanna run an inn with you! And I wanna raise babies, and eat good food, and laugh, and take care of each other, and, I want it to start tonight! It's you and me! It's always been you and me!

Ed(who's been down on one knee during the whole speech with a ring in his hand):...Is that a yes? Stede: Yes! Ed: YES!

#incorrect quotes #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #stede x ed #ofmd #our flag means death #original: new girl #stede bonnet #ed teach #blackbeard

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Janson doesn't have a life plan. He doesn't have a *day* plan. I once found a note that he wrote to himself that just said 'Put on pants.'

Wedge Antilles

#wedge antilles #wes janson #rogue squadron #wraith squadron #star wars #star wars legends #incorrect star wars quotes #original: new girl

[incorrectx-menquotes]

Laura Kinney: You seem awfully concerned with yourself. You might want to start thinking about the needs of others.

Daken: I think about others all the time. What I can get from them, how they can give me pleasure, do they have a silly little walk that I can make fun of?

#laura kinney #gabrielle kinney #Daken #x-men #submission #anonymous #original: new girl

[incorrectlasthours]

[In Paris, circa 1903]

Cordelia: How’s the wine and coffee combination treating you?

Matthew: My heart is beating really fast, but time is moving really slow.

#Cordelia and Matthew better watch themselves in Paris I swear #will never recover if cordelia does ANYTHING with Matthew #James will be so heartbroken 🥲 #and so will I 🥲 #incorrect last hours #the last hours #tlh #cordelia carstairs #matthew fairchid #james herondale #jordelia #chain of thorns #chot #original: new girl

[incorrectnancydrewquotes]

Soren: Are you asking me if I’ll help you pick out clothing so you can seduce Elisabet?

Magnus: I was...

Soren: I don’t know. It’s only all I’ve been wanting for the past ten years, Magnus!

#sea #sea of darkness #magnus kiljansson #soren bergursson #original: new girl #mod amy

[birbbeans]

Knowing people are making six figures by copying and pasting Wikipedia articles, stealing information and tracing art, I now feel more proud of every single piece of work I create and engagement I receive because I do not resort to theft for my work!

#hbomberguy #plagiarism #original content #youtube #its all exhausting isnt it #i used to love the illuminaughtii girl #the internet historian news is sad too #whats the other guys name #james somerton #yeah him

[skulandcrossbones]

At least I own a trash can. At least I can legally rent a car. ↳ New Girl 2x05

#newgirledit #new girl #dailytvsource #tvedit #originals #so incredibly relatable #1k

[martyrigzart]

DnD-ified my goblin gal Maia

#character art #oc #cute #sketch #doodle #original character #awesome #cute art #dnd #dnd art #new #characterdesign #ocs #outfit #outfit design #character #Goblin #goblin girl #goblin community #goblin art #goblins #goblin #original art #art #dnd character #dnd oc #dnd ocs #dnd 5e #dungeons and dragons #dnd5e

[forumjutsu]

Sasuke: As you guys know, I'm leaving again to travel and I'm glad we can talk about this like adults. I bought you cookies.

Kakashi: You should go say hi to the Raikage.

Sasuke: Anything else, anyone?

Sakura: I'm very sad that you're leaving and I'm afaraid you'll become an even more agoraphobic, long-haired, borderline psocipath. *Starts sobbing*.

Sasuke:

Sasuke: I'm going to start over, 'cause this did not go the way I had planned.

Sasuke: As you guys know, I'm leaving. So there are some things we need to work out.

Naruto: Yeah, like, what am I going to do with all that extra time I have now that I don't have to cover for you any more?

Sasuke: Okay.

Naruto: Maybe I'll build a city.

Sakura: Come on, guys! Sasuke is leaving!

Kakashi: When he does leave, I'm going to call the other kage and just let them arrest whoever they want. I'll throw cash at them while they work. Fitties and hunnits, hunnits, hunnits.

Naruto: *Takes a cookie and spits it out* Is this fucking sugar-free?

Kakashi: Hippie chocolate.

Naruto: You idiot.

Sakura: Aren't you going to miss this, Sasuke-kun?

#naruto incorrect quotes #naruto #incorrect naruto quotes #team 7 #naruto shippuden #sakura haruno #naruto uzumaki #incorrect team 7 #sasuke uchiha #team kakashi #incorrect team seven #team seven #kakashi hatake #hatake kakashi #kakashi sensei #original: new girl

[callsign-daydream]

Rooster: Everybody! Showers, now! Payback: What’s up, Bradshaw? Coyote: What did Jake do now? Hangman: I didn’t do anything, I promise! Rooster, holding a blue towel: Is someone playing a joke on me? Honestly, why is my towel always damp?! Hangman: Well, that’s because it’s not your towel. It’s my towel, Rooster. Rooster: No, it’s not your towel. Your towel is the red one! Hangman, pointing at the blue towel: I’ll tell you this, I have never used that red towel. I do use that one every single day. Rooster: Oh, God… Bob, with the red towel: This towel’s so warm and fluffy. It’s like it’s been in the sun forever. Payback: This means you two have been drying your junk with the same towel. Coyote: Intimate. Rooster: Are you out of your mind?! Hangman: What do you mean, am I- Rooster: How do you think this is your towel?! Do you even wash it?! Hangman: No, I don’t wash the towel, the towel washes me. Who washes a towel? Bob: You never wash…? Hangman: You wash your towel? Rooster: YOU NEVER WASH THE TOWEL?! Hangman: What am I gonna do? Wash the shower next? Wash a bar of soap? You gotta think here, pal! Rooster: I AM FURIOUS RIGHT NOW! Hangman: I GET OUT OF THE **** SHOWER, I’M CLEAN AS A **** BABY, AND I USE MY TOWEL!!

#top gun maverick #top gun incorrect quotes #original: new girl #bradley rooster bradshaw #reuben payback fitch #javy coyote machado #jake hangman seresin #robert bob floyd #happy new year :) #new year new quotes new shenanigans

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Maverick: Ice kissed me!

Goose: What?!

Maverick: I've got to tell Charlie. I can't tell Charlie! I didn't even do anything wrong! Ice kissed ME, I didn't even kiss him back! Okay, fine! I kissed him back! Is that what you want me to say?

Goose: I literally haven't said a word for, like, over an hour.

Maverick: And now he won't even talk to me! 'Cause I saw him this morning and he just panicked moon-walked away from me.

Goose: He what?

Maverick: He does that sometimes. And then... Ha! Ice just... He just... He just...

Goose: Kisses you.

Maverick: Stupid Tom Kazansky!

Goose: How was it? Was it...?

Maverick: I was like Scarlett O'Hara in my freaking curtain dress.

Goose: Yeah, but *how* did he do it?

Maverick: He just, like, grabbed me. And he just took me. I mean, he was a man and I was a man. It was firm, but tender.

Goose: Damn...

Maverick: Yeah I saw through space and time for a minute but that's not the point!

#incorrect quotes #icemav #maverick & goose #original: new girl #pete mitchell #nick bradshaw #tom kazansky #maverick mitchell #goose bradshaw #iceman kazansky #top gun

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Tenenial Djo: What's "The Virtues of King Han Solo"? C-3PO: "The Virtues of King Han Solo" is the greatest song ever written. It's so cool it ended the Galactic Civil War. Leia Organa: That's not even a little bit true.

#teneniel djo #c 3po #leia organa #Courtship of Princess Leia #star wars #star wars legends #incorrect star wars quotes #original: new girl

[incorrectx-menquotes]

Rogue: If your files had been clearly marked, none of this would be happening. You need better labels.

Gambit: Everything is perfectly clear. Chairs are color-coded under chartreuse, because it sounds like "chair truths."

Gambit: Salmon mongers are filed under fuchsia, because I "re-fuchsia" to serve salmon at this wedding.

Gambit: The groomsmen tuxes are under magenta, because "ma-gentlemen" will be wearing the dope tuxes.

#Rogue #Anna Marie #gambit #Remy LeBeau #x-men #submission #anonymous #original: new girl

[incorrectlasthours]

[After Lucie is brought back to the London institute in Chain of Thorns]

Tessa: We’re a family. Families talk about things.

Lucie: No, families ignore things until they go away.

#will: not this family #lucie: oh yeah?? ask james about why cordelia is in Paris #james is like: I despise you all #incorrect last hours #the last hours #tlh #tessa gray #tessa herondale #lucie herondale #will herondale #james herondale #chain of thorns #chot #original: new girl