(If Peter Quill had survived the snap)
Tony, cradling the dusty air that once was spiderman: this is the worst day of my life.
Star lord: is it because your kid died?
Tony: No, because this planet is a little humid- YES! ITS BECAUSE MY KID DIED!
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Steve, trying to impress bucky: jumping out of planes is dangerous. you know, they say 1 in 5 people don’t even make it to the ground.
Sam: *eating chips while being absolutely done with the two* What do you mean they don’t make it to the ground? Where do they go?
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