#original: santa clarita diet

[incorrectx-menquotes]

Scott Summers: I’m on my way, try not to swear at anybody.

Logan: Fuck you. I’m not an idiot.

Scott Summers: There you go, like that.

#Scott Summers #cyclops #wolverine #James Howlett #x-men #submission #anonymous #original: santa clarita diet

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Luke Skywalker: We go through a lot of dish gloves.

Mara Jade: Yeah, well, I kill a lot of people. And sometimes do dishes.

Luke Skywalker: I know. I just worry about our carbon footprint.

Mara Jade: We do our part. Do you know what happens every time I kill someone? They drive less!

#Luke Skywalker #Mara Jade #star wars #star wars legends #incorrect star wars quotes #original: santa clarita diet

[enigma-the-mysterious]

"Kill yourself" is basic. "May your favourite show be cancelled by Netflix before it has had the chance to tell its full story." It's smart. It's possible. It's terrifying

#netflix #1899 #anne with an e #warrior nun #first kill #the oa #one day at a time #santa clarita diet #original post #not incorrect quotes

[twinkdrama]

"not all men" you're right joel hammond would never do this

#santa clarita diet #joel hammond #netflix original #netflix series #binge watching #mine

[musiclover2732]

The Zombie Song by Stephanie Mabey did so much for us as a society but also me specifically. every word of it is stellar, an absolute banger from start to finish. i actually first heard it back in 2017 in a Hamilton animatic and then a Votron one before finding the original music video which was equally awesome. we need more zombie songs. i need more zombie songs. someone please point me in the direction of more songs like this.

(this goes without saying but content warning for gore in the video)

#one of my favorite original characters is a zombie and i can never find good songs for her which is why i’m asking for recommendations #i love zombies #i am a huge fan of zombies #i am very passionate about them #like yes this was sparked by reading that fic #but also i’m debating on getting creeproduction ghoulia #and i binged all of santa clarita diet this summer followed by watching warm bodies for the first time #my first horror movie was night of the living dead which i watched home alone at dusk while eating mozzarella sticks #i’ve started inadvertently collecting zombaes #i was only supposed to get two but then the bat one was on sale so i grabbed her #she’s the only one in the wild series i really dug #but then i saw the two packs #maybe next series i’ll grab some more #tiny portable zombies with visible bones and brains what’s not to love #the zombie song #stephanie mabey #zombies #Youtube

[railroad-spike]

sᴀɴᴛᴀ ᴄʟᴀʀɪᴛᴀ ᴅɪᴇᴛ ₁ₓ₀₂

#santa clarita diet #santaclaritadiet #drew barrymore #timothy olyphant #railroadgifs #netflix original

[disloyalroyal]

I DIDNT KNOW SANTA CLARITA DIET WAS CANCELED WHY DID I WATCH IT AND WHY DID IT LEAVE US WITH A CLIFFHANGER LIKE THAT??!!!!!!!!

#santa clarita diet #netflix #netflix original #WHAT HAPPENS TO JOEL

[postmodernisthimbo]

i love you santa clarita diet

#santa clarita diet #netflix original #fuck you netflix

[bagofbonesmp3]

what I'm finding out is that some of you DID NOT watch Netflix's original Santa Clarita Diet (2017)

#yo.txt

[dilfbracket]

102 GENDER UNRESTRICTED DILF ELIMINATION!!!

narrowing the dilfs down to a somewhat workable bracket was, by far, the one of the most nerve-rackings things we've ever done. it has kept us up for nights. bickering in the mods video call over this has ripped this family to shreds. the bracket was longer, shorter, and longer again as we pulled dilfs from the abyss to set them down into the arena. absolutely gutted that we couldn't include everybody, but if your dilf isn't on the main bracket, do not fear. we will not leave a dilf out in the cold to die without honor. they will have their moment.

the dilfs were ranked and seeded based on a very intricate rubric and vibes that included number of nominations so if you see a heavy hitter in a lower bracket than you'd expect, you've nobody but your fellow man to blame.

the first round of dilf death match arena contenders are below the cut. we'll work our way down the bracket with new polls roughly every day. first round seeds like hannibal and bob belcher get a bye week, due to their incredible energy catapulting them into top seed contention, and will not appear until round 2.

happy hunting!

p.s. some of your entries, including those that did not make the cut, shook us to our core and will forever be ingrained into our dna. congrats

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 1

Lord Asriel (His Dark Materials) vs Klaus Mikaelson (The Vampire Diaries/The Originals) WINNER: ASRIEL

Corvo Attano (Dishonored) vs Praxidike Meng (The Expanse) WINNER: CORVO

Hades (Hades the Game) vs Olivier Armstrong (Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood) WINNER: OLIVIER

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 2

Iroh (Avatar The Last Airbender) vs Frank Castle (The Punisher) WINNER: IROH

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 3

Iorek Byrnison (His Dark Materials) vs Mick Rory (Legends of Tomorrow) WINNER: IOREK

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 4

FitzChivalry Farseer (Realm of the Elderlings) vs Lawrence Gordon (SAW Franchise) WINNER: LAWRENCE

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 5

Rumplestiltskin (Once Upon a Time) vs Lord August Ruthven (Case Study of Vanitas) WINNER: RUMPLESTILTSKIN

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 5.1

Mortimer Goth (The Sims) vs Loid Forger (Spy x Family) WINNER: LOID

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 6

John Winchester (Supernatural) vs Father Blackwood (Chilling Adventures of Sabrina) WINNER: FATHER BLACKWOOD

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 6.1

Lee Dong-sik (Beyond Evil) vs Dexter Morgan (Dexter) WINNER: LEE DONG-SIK

Joel Hammond (Santa Clarita Diet) vs Samuel Vimes (Discworld) WINNER: VIMES

Scott Lang/Ant-Man (MCU) vs Captain Christopher Pike (Star Trek Discovery/New Worlds) WINNER: PIKE

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 7

Phoenix Wright (Ace Attorney, Apollo Justice game #4) vs Davos Seaworth (Game of Thrones) WINNER: PHOENIX

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 8

Chris Argent (Teen Wolf) vs Octodad (Octodad) WINNER: OCTODAD

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 9

Rock Lee (Boruto) vs Jean Valjean (Les Miserables) WINNER: ROCK LEE

Norman (Pokemon Advanced Generation) vs Siegfried Farnham (All Creatures Great and Small 2020) WINNER: NORMAN

Waymond Wang (Everything Everywhere All At Once) vs The Mako (Mass Effect) WINNER: WAYMOND

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 11

Carlisle Cullen (Twilight) vs Piotr Rasputin/Colossus (X-Men)

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 12

Din Djarin (The Mandolorian) vs Jim Hopper (Stranger Things)

Ted Lasso (Ted Lasso) vs Professor Hershel Layton (Professor Layton game series)

Izzy Hands (Our Flag Means Death) vs James Flint (Black Sails)

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 13

Ben Sisko (Star Trek Deep Space Nine) vs Marcus Kane (The 100)

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 14

Data (Star Trek) vs Ethan Winters (Resident Evil 8)

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 15

Geralt of Rivia (Netflix edition) vs Lan (Wheel of Time)

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 16

Columbo (Columbo) vs Kermit (The Muppets)

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 16

Aaron Hotchner (Criminal Minds) vs Craig Cahn (Dream Daddies)

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 17

Dill (Easy A) vs Mr. Krabs (Spongebob)

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 18

Professor Utonium (The Powerpuff Girls) vs Coach Taylor (Friday Night Lights)

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 19

Heinz Doofinshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb) vs Atticus Finch (To Kill a Mockingbird)

Michael Bluth (Arrested Development) vs Ratchet (Transformers)

Thane Krios (Mass Effect) vs Lazslo (What We Do in the Shadows)

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 20

Emma Swan (Once Upon a Time) vs Li Haichao (Go Ahead)

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 21

Aragorn (Lord of the Rings) vs Hugh Neutron (Jimmy Neutron)

Mufasa (The Lion King) vs Yagi Toshinori (My Hero Academia)

Shrek (Shrek) vs Frontman (Squid Game)

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 22

Eddie the Rabbit (Empires SMP season 2) vs Pastramis (Tumblr)

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 23

Doctor Octopus (Spider-Man) vs The 12th Doctor (Doctor Who)

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 24

Cliff "Robotman" Steele (Doom Patrol) vs Bowser (Mario)

#dilf bracket #mcu #asoiaf #game of thrones #the untamed #my hero academia #doctor who #dw #once upon a time #star trek #the 100 #mass effect #bioware #his dark materials #stranger things #the last of us #tlou #the witcher #columbo #teen wolf #avatar the last airbender #atla #legends of tomorrow #disney #lord of the rings #lotr #shrek #tumblr bracket #tumblr tournament #tumblr polls

[incorrectx-menquotes]

Erik Lehnsherr: Unbelievable. Something you planned actually worked. If this happens a thousand more times, I may have to rethink my whole perception of you.

Pietro Maximoff: I love it when you almost respect me.

#Erik Lehnsherr #magneto #pietro maximoff #quicksilver #peter maximoff #x-men #submission #anonymous #original: santa clarita diet

[transbuck]

wip wednesday

tagged by @cowboy-buddie @wildlife4life @honestlydarkprincess @alyxmastershipper @prince-buck-diaz @wikiangela and @panbuckley <3

have a little santa clarita diet au where we see how Buck feels about being undead :) (a real challenge with this fic is not ripping too much from the source material and tailoring it to buck and eddie while still keeping the original humour of it, i dont feel AS good about this one as other snippets but i just love the og dialogue for this scene 😄)

“I think this one shows someone taking the cure!” Eddie set his reading glasses down on the counter. “You really think there’s a cure?” Buck leaned over Eddie’s shoulder, looking at the medieval drawing of a man having some kind of liquid poured down his throat. He made a face. “Yeah, the baka said so.” Eddie sipped his coffee. “Chewbaka?” “No, no, the baka! Baka is Serbian for grandmother! I’m really learning a lot with this.” Eddie slid his glasses back on. “Are you okay? You seem a little… manic” Buck grabbed the empty mug from the counter. “Well, I feel really manic, so.” Eddie stood up, bouncing a bit. “But this is exciting, this is great, there could be a cure! Soon you could be eating an insane amount of pizza instead of entire people!” Buck furrowed his brow. “You don’t seem excited, why aren’t you excited? Don’t you want to be cured?” “I do. I just, I don’t know, I like the way I feel. Like a huge weight has lifted off my chest and I can just enjoy life now. Like all my insecurities just got up and walked away.” Buck grinned. “You eat people.” “I know. But I get so much done, I sleep so little I can take on extra shifts and never get tired! I can help so many more people now! And our sex has become insane.” “But you do want to be cured. Right?” Eddie raised his eyebrows at Buck. Buck looked down at the mug in the sink. “Yeah. Totally.”

tagging @rogerzsteven @911onabc @transboybuckley @oliverstaark @cowboy-buck @heartbeatdiaz @eddiediaaz

#yeah im posting this from the basement what about it #if i normally tag you and i didnt thats why fhskdhd #going off of memory down here #mywips #santa clarita diet au #wip wednesday

[kuwdora]

Multi-fandom Fic Recs

January 22 - What’s an underloved fic you loved in a fandom you don’t post much about? -@sargassostories

Oh, what a fabulous prompt, ty!!! I used to write so many recs back in the day and I’ve watched so much tv and read across so many fandoms over the years so this is far from comprehensive in terms of fandom reading spread. But it’s a good way to warm my reccing muscles up again. I always have more recs or can usually find some places with recs about that fandom.

Humor and Heart

Just Hear Those Slay Bells Jingling, Santa Clarita Diet. Abby/Eric. ~3k. Abby comes home from college on a break and just wants some time with her boyfriend but she just had to tempt fate. Laugh out loud perfect characterization.

Pain and Painting by foxtwin. Blackadder. Blackadder assists Prince George as he takes on a new hobby. This is one of the funniest, punniest wordplay fics ever. Blackadder fic writers are on another level!

Feel me like a steel knife by violet_pencil. Star Trek: Lower Decks. Mariner/Tendi. ~7k. Mariner is a trigger-happy baby and her heart is right between Tendi's sharp white teeth. The Mariner POV is incredible. I felt like I was joyriding through her brain.

Not a synonym for impossible by Siria. Elementary. Improbable was not a synonym for impossible. Joan and Alfredo discuss Alfredo’s crush on Miss Hudson, this is so cute.

Lest they be angels in disguise by singlecrow. Good Omens. Crowley, but Aziraphale/Crowley. 856 words. Buzzfeed, July 2019, "Top Five Off-the-Wall Theories About the Scary Instagram Plant Man.” Includes Instagram posts and internet gossip in this fic. 😂

There's a Fine Line Between Coincidence, Fate, and Jonathan Carnahan by celli. The Mummy. 483 words. Ardeth/Jonathon. Jonathan puffed up with outrage. "I will squander my fortune where I damn well please." 😍

This Dynamic

if loving you kills me by saiditallbefore. Wheel of Time. Nynaeve/Egwene. 642w. Nynaeve's eyes are warm and brown and full of life: so different from earlier, when Egwene had thought she was gone forever. ❤️🔥❤️

Finding Grace by Destina. Kings. Jack/David, Michelle/David. Post-series/futurefic. ~1300w. David's soul has three parts, and without all three, he is incomplete. 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Porn

Gifts, Smiles, and Fingers by @daerienn. For All Mankind. Molly/Margo. ~200w. A single Tootsie roll can have a lot of impact.

Meet Me In My Dreams by LiraClayr007. His Dark Materials. Lyra/Will. Post-canon. 200w. It had been almost ten years since they’d said goodbye forever and closed all the doorways, but Lyra knew what Will looked like. He’d aged in her mind, day after day and year after year; she didn’t know how she could know, but she was sure he looked exactly the way she pictured him.

Learned Arts, by darthjamtart. Elementary. Moriarty/Joan. ~400w. Explicit. Jamie knows how to be subtle, but rarely bothers. Not with this.

Domina, Spartacus, Illithya/Lucretia, power struggle, submission “Domina,” Illithya whispers before pressing her lips against Lucretia’s bare, inner thigh.

Kissing Girls, Leverage, Parker/Sophie Devereaux, falling, twirling Parker used to think that kissing was a lot like falling. Sometimes, if she knew she was in complete control, if she had all her safety equipment ready to catch her, if she could see exactly where she was going to end up, then falling was more thrilling than sickening. Kissing too.

Impossible Words, Doctor Who, Jack/Ten, the l word He still can't say it, the words. Those words that make everything so impossibly complicated. He digs his fingers into Jack's skin, feeling it give, knowing he will leave bruises there, visible in the morning.

Caged, Mario Games, Bowser/Peach, kidnap Don't tell anyone, but Peach doesn't entirely mind being kidnapped.

Not Charity Work, Better Off Ted, Veronica/Linda, mentoring Veronica's hair is spread over the pillow, her face flushed and sweat covering her skin. "I'm an excellent mentor."

Soup on the Wall, Star Trek AOS/Star Trek: The Original Series, Chapel/Spock. dream, pon farr, crash To be certain, it was not Ambassador Spock's idea to be ferried to New Vulcan aboard the Enterprise.

Three Sentence Fictionathon (not always 3 sentences, still excellent micro-fics!)

Any, any, Cards Against Humanity as played by nonhuman species by archersangel. Star Trek: Voyager. Tuvok, post-canon.

Boimler and Mariner, Ill-Advised Decisions by silveradept for my Star Trek Lower Decks prompt of “look what you made me do!”

The Expanse, Avasarala/Amos, flirting by vialethe. 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Narnia, if Narnia were written by Tolkien by arveldis. 😂 AND LASTLY:

These two ficlets are based on this prompt:

Based on this Tumblr Post where Sirens lure sailors to their death with offers of hot garlic bread, fast Wi-Fi, and $1000 Amazon Gift Cards.

An Informational Sign on the Coast by fallen_stage.

Netflix and Kill by syrena_of_the_lake

More Kuwdora Recs

+350 Porn Battle Recs, grouped by fandom, lots of crossovers and fandoms (dreamwidth)

+100 multi-fandom recs, grouped by whatever I read at the time and Yuletide reading marathons over the years (dreamwidth).

Even More Recs

Linky's Rec Post - A recs post by Linky on dreamwidth about communities that feature curated recs for fanfic, fanvids and art.

#kuwdora recs #fic recs #january posting meme #january posting meme 2024

[mkstrigidae]

WIP Game

Thank you @cellsshapedlikestars for tagging me!!! This has made me realize how many ridiculous things I have floating around in my fanfic writing folder and hopefully doing this will help jog my brain into writing mode because hoooooo boy has it not wanted to be there.

Rules: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it!

(Also I have a system I use where I save writing files with the original work title abbreviated, then the pairing name if clarification is needed, before the working title of fic so I just kept that in for clarity's sake- like this is not an exaggeration this is genuinely how I have to keep things organized to prevent complete digital anarchy on my laptop)

ACOTAR- Nesta Death Magic

ASOIAF/LOTR- Sansa Drops into Middle Earth

ASOIAF-Jonsa- Demon Librarian AU

ASOIAF- Drunk Shenanigans/Herpetology AU

ASOIAF-Jonsa- East of the Sun and West of the Moon

ASOIAF-Jonsa- Fae AU's

ASOIAF- Sansaery- Growing Strong

ASOIAF- Jonsa- Ice Planet Barbarians AU

ASOIAF- I'm not dead yet

ASOIAF-Jonsa- 24 hr Diner/Mob AU

ASOIAF-Jonsa Mermaid AU

ASOIAF-Jonsa- New Star Wars AU

ASOIAF-Jonsa- Nuclear Winter Wonderland AU

ASOIAF- Pacific Rim AU (Maelstrom Series)

ASOIAF- Jonsa Plague AU

ASOIAF- POTC AU

ASOIAF- Reincarnation AU

ASOIAF- Jonsa Roommates AU

ASOIAF/HMC- Sansa as Howl and Willas as Sophie

ASOIAF- Santa Clarita Diet AU

ASOIAF- Jonsa Soulmate Oneshot (Surgeon/Bodyguard)

ASOIAF- Star Wars AU (Luminous Beings)

ASOIAF- Jonsa- The one where Jon dies (but not at the end)

ASOIAF- Jonsa Titanic AU

ASOIAF- Jonsa Wolf Shifter AU

ATLA- Katara Character Study

FMA- Royai Howl's Moving Castle

Fringe- Hogwarts AU

HP- Dramione- Hermione obliviates her parents before fifth year AU

HP- Hermione and Luna

Labyrinth- Jareth Vanishes and Sarah Returns

MCU- DarcyNat- New girl in town

Naruto- Criminal minds AU

Star Wars- The Blacklist AU

Extra Treat below the cut if you aren't completely bored:

The names of all my APWH specific WIP files (They're organized into arcs rather than chapters- Mild spoilers possibly) (I swear to god I'm not making any of these up)

APWH- CH 17-18-19 Draft

APWH- Aftermath/Finale

APWH- Ages/Time Zone/location Reference Points

APWH- Baelish Defense

APWH Bits and Pieces

APWH- C10H8N2O6 Notes

APWH- Ending Bonanza- Get WRECKED Petyr

APWH- Lysa's Prequel

APWH- Drunken meeting AU

APWH- Bits and pieces- Ch 16 onward

APWH- Ch ?- Shit hits the fan

APWH- Ch 16 New Draft

APWH- O & D's Current Case Notes/Investigation into Alys' Disappearance

APWH- Sansa goes back to school

APWH- Sansa Talks to the Media?

APWH- Sansa's summer tour

APWH- the Lakehouse (theoretically)

APWH- The Trial

I'll tag @rabidbehemoth, @mouseymightymarvellous, @woodswit, and anyone else who wants to give this a shot!

#ask memes #wip game #my writing process

[twinkdrama]

dont overthink it, overthinking it is a boner killer

#santa clarita diet #sheila hammond #netflix original #netflix series #binge watching #mine

[lady-of-the-spirit]

*You do not have to know what happens in any of this media, this is just asking what you think you know most about from what I've talked about.

#i got curious #i'm saying stuff #i'm polling stuff