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cheapshrimpysheep · 6 months

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Falling Asleep on Them 2

SUMMARY: How would they react to you falling asleep on them?

CHARACTERS: Side Characters (Diavolo; Barbatos; Luke (platonic); Simeon & Solomon)

TAGS: Fluff; GN Reader; Bullet Points

WORD COUNT: An average of 290 words per character.

COMMENTS: Initially I was going to make this post theme just for the Demon Brothers, but I like to give all the characters the same rights, so I wrote this one. Just a little bullet points' list. But I hope you enjoy. ⭐️

⭐️ Falling Asleep on Them - Demon Brothers

CONTEXT: This takes place in the original time-line of Obey Me! One master to rule them all! So you were living with the Brothers in the House of Lamentation, but they asked you to go to the Castle/Purgatory Hall.

Except for Solomon’s part that takes place in the Nightbringer time-line because it's easier if you live with him. 😅

Diavolo asked you to go to the Castle because he needed some information about the human world for his paperwork, or whatever plan he wanted to keep for a surprise.

He ended up entertaining himself talking to you to the point that it got late and he hadn't finished his work yet.

So you ended up giving in to his puppy dog eyes and helping him with the paperwork before Barbatos found out and got upset.

You two made it! And to thank you, he asked Barbatos to make your favourite tea and your cake to accompany it.

The tea made you even more sleepy and you ended up laying your head on the Diavolo's arm. He let you rest until he realized, by your slow breathing, that you had fallen asleep.

He couldn't help but smile, you were so cute. He asked Barbatos to inform the brothers that it was better for you to sleep in the castle that night.

But when Barbatos asked if he wanted him to take you to the guest bedroom, Diavolo said it wasn't necessary because he wanted to be the one to take you.

He took you to the bedroom carefully, but without worrying about it. He knew he could get you safely to bed.

He laid you on the bed as if you were more royalty than himself.

He enjoys the sight of you sleeping for a moment before kissing your forehead.

He wishes he could take you to his bed, which is the most comfortable in the castle, but of course he doesn't want to do that without your permission. So he leaves a note next to you saying that if you wanted, you would be more than welcome to sleep with him.

If you do, Barbatos will pretend he didn't see you, and Diavolo will wake up to your presence and welcome you with open arms.

Barbatos noticed that you have been tired. He's even seen you run your hand over the back of your neck and shoulders as if you had muscle pain.

So, one day, he invited you to the Demon Lord's Castle and offered to give you a massage. You deserved it after all your work.

Diavolo had gone to the human world with Lucifer, something to do with the Hotel Corvo. So, Barbatos was in the castle to serve only you. You couldn't feel more like royalty.

Needless to say, the massage Barbatos gave your shoulders and back, plus the relaxing environment he provided had you falling asleep in no time.

He chuckles. He knew perfectly well what he was doing. That's why he suggested massaging you on one of the guests' beds.

He covers you with a blanket ready for this very event, kisses you on the cheek, and leaves a note on the bedside table next to you, saying that if you need anything, whatever it may be, you can go to his room and enter at will.

If you wake up in the middle of the night and do this, Barbatos will ask you what you need, as if he was already ready to receive you and was just waiting.

If you say you'd like to sleep with him, he'll chuckle with a smile. And tell you: “Of course, master. This will even make it easier for me to meet your needs whenever.” and he will chuckle again when he sees your reaction to calling you master.

After another tiring day sorting out the brothers' messes, Luke invites you to dinner at Purgatory Hall. He made a new dessert and he really wanted you to try it.

After dinner, Simeon had to continue a certain writing work he was working on. And Solomon had a new magical experiment that he wanted to keep working on. So you stayed with Luke in the living room playing some board games for two.

Meanwhile, the cooking show that Luke liked to watch started. so you stopped the games and watched it together. As you were tired and wanted to rest your head a little, Luke insisted that you lie down on the sofa while he would be fine in the armchair.

You ended up falling asleep, and he only notices when he says something to you and you don't respond.

He goes silent and turns down the sound on the TV.

He saw that you were a little shrunken, so he went to his room, brought a blanket and covered you carefully.

He went to talk to Simeon to ask what to do, whether to let you sleep or wake you up.

Simeon suggested that they let you sleep for a while and that when you woke up, which might not take long, they asked if you wanted to sleep there. Luke's bed was really big and the two of you could pretend it was a little slumber party.

If you accept, Luke will ask, slightly embarrassed, if you would like to sleep with a sheep plushie he had. You know, to sleep better. Not that he does the same, of course.

After another tiring day sorting out the brothers' messes, Luke invites you to dinner at Purgatory Hall. He's been practicing making one of your favourite dishes from the human world that you said you miss.

Dinner was wonderful! Luke even made a special dessert for you. After it, Solomon had a new magical experiment that he wanted to keep working on, and Luke had to write a report for Michael before going to sleep.

Simeon says there was a movie he wanted to watch with you and he needed your help to play it on the computer.

Lying comfortably in his bed, snuggling together, watching a movie without much action while you're already tired from the day you've had, you end up falling asleep on Simeon’s pretty shoulder.

He realized you had fallen asleep when he felt your head slightly heavier on his shoulder. He chuckles. He moves to close the computer which makes you wake up a little.

“If you are too tired, you can sleep here tonight.” He says in such a soft tone that it only makes you want to go back to sleep even more. “I can send a message to Lucifer to explain the situation. You looked very comfortable. And if you want to sleep alone, that's okay, my bed is yours. Ha ha.”

If you show that you want to sleep with him, he will smile, maybe make a little comment to himself about sins, and lay down next to you.

It wouldn't be unusual, when you live with Solomon in Cocytus Hall, for you to fall asleep on each other.

When it's you falling asleep on him, it would be very late at night. Either he would be teaching you something, or you would be helping him with some experiment.

You would be sitting next to him while he reviewed some papers. Being so sleepy and hearing him mumble sentences to himself, you end up falling asleep, laying your head on his shoulder.

In neither scenario would he be upset with you for not paying attention. He knows it's his fault, that he was demanding too much of you by robbing you of the hours of sleep you deserved. And he would feel a little bad about it.

He stops everything he was doing to focus only on you. He picks you up, being very careful not to wake you up, even if to do so he needs to cast a small, short-term spell until he can lay you down on the bed.

You were in his room, so he lays you down on his bed. It's all yours now.

He'll leave you sleeping while he goes back to work on his experiment. But before that, he kneels next to you, laying his head down to admire your sleeping face. How he wanted to drop everything to sleep with you right then and there. But he first needed to know if you wanted that too.

There's a good chance he'll take some pictures of you sleeping.

If you wake up in the middle of the night, you'll probably see Solomon sleeping at his desk.

If you get up to wake him up, he'll smile happy to see you before showing discomfort because his back hurts. But he would still be smiling at you anyway.

If you tell him that you would like him to sleep with you, he will be delighted! That's exactly what he most wanted to hear you say.

And he will return to bed with you, without being able to break his smile at any point, and pampering you until you fall asleep again in his arms.

If you would like to read more from me, you can find it in my pinned post: INDEX

#Obey Me #obey me shall we date #obey me imagines #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me fluff #obey me x reader #Obey Me Diavolo #Obey Me Diavolo x Reader #Obey Me Barbatos #Obey Me Barbatos x Reader #Obey Me Luke #Obey Me Simeon #Obey Me Simeon x Reader #Obey Me Solomon #Obey Me Solomon x Reader

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devildomwriter · 6 months

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Last Things They Say to MC

Lucifer

“Mm… What’s wrong? Are you feeling nervous? Don’t worry, you’ll be fine. Believe in yourself. And if you ever need a confidence boost, just say the word… I’ll do whatever you want, as many times as it takes. Just like I did now. I know how talented you are. It isn’t easy to earn my respect, but you managed to do it. Remember that.” or “…What’s wrong? Feeling nervous? If only we could stay like this, just like we are right now… …But the ceremony’s starting. Come on, let’s go.” — (80-22)

Mammon

“Yo, MC! Let’s try that again. But this time, land on MY lap!” or “Whoa… ALL RIGHT! Like, yeah…I did! I called for you!” — (80-22)

Leviathan

“What?! A bit too far?! You think I’m taking it A BIT TOO FAR?! The whole world can jump off a cliff! Everyone except me and the great Christopher Peugeot!” or “I’ll try not to, but I can’t make any promises!” or “I knew you’d understand! You’re a true friend, MC! You’re the only one I can share this moment with! The only one who knows what it means!” — (80-16 Hard)

Satan

“That was a really nice gift shop, they had all sorts of cat-themed stuff. We should go there again the next time we get a chance, MC.” — (80-19)

Asmodeus

“Oh MC! I’ve missed you sooo sooo SOOO much!” — (80-22)

Beelzebub

“I’m putting this in the box. It’s from the RAD Sports Festival. This is the slip of paper listing what I was supposed to find during the Bloody Scavenger Hunt. I was so hungry that I accidentally ate the original slip of paper, remember? It was just as you happened to be passing by… So you wrote my instructions down for me again on a new piece of paper. And on top of that, you have me some actual food to snack on.” — (80-19)

Belphegor

“Wait though, what are you doing here? I mean, I’m happy to see you, but…” — (80-22)

Solomon

“…Good, yes. Try to concentrate your magic energy in your forehead and fingertips… Nicely done! That was great! It’s been several weeks now since we left the Devildom, but your magic is still as strong as ever. All right, why don’t we go ahead and wrap up your training here for today? You’re about to head off right now, aren’t you? Tell everyone I said hi. Well, see you later, MC!” — (80-22)

Thirteen

“…Hmph, that’s no fun at all. Without you and that sham of a magician around to keep me on my toes, it’ll be so dull here.” — (80-17)

Simeon

“Anyway, I feel like maybe I’ve made a bit of progress on my personal journey now?” — (80-16 Hard)

Luke

“Right! Thanks, MC!” or “The truth is, I’d like to snap my fingers and become a truly great angel right now. But they say ‘slow and steady wins the race,’ after all! I’ll do my best! …But I’ll try not to be too impatient about it!” — (80-14)

Raphael

“…Have you forgotten that I’m standing right here? If you’re about to have a “moment”…don’t.” — (80-19)

Michael

“Goodbye. Until we meet again, MC…” — (44-18)

Little D. No. 2

“Here you are. Your assignment!” — (65-17)

Mephistopheles

“Anyway, changing the subject…MC, you’re here on a short-term exchange, aren’t you? Just like the second time you came here. It’s the same with Solomon. Your terms should be ending soon, right?” — (80-17)

Barbatos

“It’s a good thing Levi and Beel were there to break your fall, MC…” — (80-22)

Diavolo

“Now then, MC, is there anything you would like to say?” — (80-22)

#obey me lucifer #obey me thanks #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me solomon #obey me thirteen #obey me little d no 2 #obey me mephistopheles #obey me Simeon #obey me luke #obey me raphael #obey me Michael #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos

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theadorableapprentice · 4 days

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Take a Break

MC x Barbatos Warnings: Fluff Word Count: 1,264

A/N: I'm not as proud of this one as I was hoping I would be, but I hope you all enjoy it. I think Barb deserves a break, okay? Poor demon must be exhausted.

Barbatos was tired, exhausted even. He hid it behind that smile of his well, but you knew better. You could see it in his eyes and the way he took a few extra seconds to open them that morning. But work in the Demon Lord’s castle never comes to an end. That’s what Barbatos would tell you any time you asked him to sit down for even just a minute.

Today was supposed to be even worse than normal. There was an event Diavolo was putting on for the students at RAD so Barbatos’ tasks for the day had grown exponentially. You just felt… sad. He’s been working at this pace for who knows how many years now. You’re surprised the demon hasn’t burnt out. Or maybe he had, but he just refuses to show it.

You didn’t plan this originally. No, originally you just wanted to cook him dinner and maybe give him a shoulder massage. I mean, he deserves to be taken care of for once. However, you slowly realized that with how busy he was today, there was going to be no time for him to stop and let you do these things for him. He has a castle to take care of and an event to make sure runs smoothly after all. So, modifications had been made. With Diavolo’s approval, of course. You’d need his help for this to run smoothly anyways, and well, Diavolo has secretly been worried about Barbatos too.

You sent Barbatos a quick message. “Hey Barb, I won’t be able to make it to the RAD event today. I got held up with something else. Please don’t work too hard.”

Barbatos was quick to respond. “I understand. Let me know if you require any assistance. I shall see you tonight.”

You smiled and shook your head. You put away your D.D.D. and grabbed the list of tasks you wrote down. Little D No. 2 was kind enough to tell you everything Barbatos would usually have done around the Demon Lord’s castle today, were the RAD event not taking place. It was quite the long list and it only made you feel a bit more worried about how Barbatos does everything everyday.

You decided to knock out the harder tasks first. Chances are, you wouldn’t finish up everything on this list, so you wanted to at least get the more challenging and time consuming tasks out of the way first.

Doing these tasks without Barbatos knowing was proving to be more difficult than you originally thought. While he was indeed busy with the RAD event, he kept making trips back to the castle to grab different things, most likely in an attempt to correct things that weren’t going to plan. At one point you thought he saw you while you were cleaning the kitchen. You were quite lucky that the pantry was large enough to fit you and Little D No 2 inside at the same time.

You watched through the crack in the pantry door as Barbatos walked briskly back and forth through the kitchen, grabbing various things he needed to fix whatever one of the brothers surely did. It was rare times like these that Barbatos dropped his mask and you could see how tired he truly was. It only made you more determined to help.

Unfortunately time moved a lot faster than you thought it would. The RAD event was finishing up soon and you weren’t even halfway done with the list. You still needed to start on dinner as well. Desperate times calls for desperate measures.

You pulled out your D.D.D. and sent a text to the Purgatory Hall groupchat. “Friends, I am in need of assistance. Please meet me at the Demon Lord’s castle without alerting Barbatos of your disappearance.”

It did not take long before Solomon, Simeon, and Luke were running into the castle.

“MC, are you okay?”

“What do you need help with?”

“Why couldn’t we tell Barbatos?”

You handed them each a paper with two tasks on it. “Finish these tasks for me in the next hour and I will owe you big time. Solomon, I’ll even try whatever monstrosity of a meal you decide to cook up next.”

This surprised Simeon and Luke. They knew you were serious and got to work without saying another word. And you thought it was going pretty well. Key word: thought. You and Simeon started arguing about how to correctly clean a leather couch. Luke was struggling to reach the shelves he was trying to dust and had knocked a few things onto the ground. And Solomon managed to turn a spot on the carpet he was cleaning blue.

“What is going on here?” Everyone froze at the sound of Barbatos’ voice.

Solomon looked like a deer caught in the headlights. “Scram!”

The angels and the sorcerer disappeared in a flash, leaving you and Barbatos.

“Hey Barb… You’re back early… How did the event go?” You moved in front of the blue spot on the carpet, hoping to conceal it from his eyes.

“MC, what is the meaning of this?” He moved slightly so he could see what you were hiding.

“Well… in my defense, Little D No. 2 told us that you used this carpet cleaner in here.”

“Did you dilute it or just go straight to cleaning?”

“Er… I think Solomon just started cleaning. Honestly, they need to make the directions on those cleaning solutions bigger. It’s a wonder anyone uses those things correctly.”

Barbatos lets out a small sigh, but not a frustrated one. “MC, is this what you were up to all day?”

You nodded, feeling a little sheepish. “It was originally just me, but when I realized I didn’t have enough time to finish the long list of tasks you somehow manage to get done everyday, I enlisted help. Surprise?”

Barbatos smiled softly. “MC, you did not have to go through all the trouble. I can manage my tasks quite well.”

“I know you can, that much is obvious. However, you need a break. You work so hard I’m surprised you haven’t dropped from exhaustion and if you keep going this way I’m going to start… I dunno… Bribing the Little Ds to do more of the cleaning. So… So just sit down and let me fix this.”

Barbatos let out a small chuckle. “I take it that this was why the Young Master was giving me tasks for the event such as ‘round up every person with a blue shirt’?”

You gently move him to sit down on the couch. If anyone else were to have moved him like that, you don’t know what would happen to them. Special partner privileges. “Maybe I should’ve asked someone else to keep you distracted.”

“If you insist I take a break, I will. However, I must insist that you spend the time with me instead of cleaning. I’d much rather sit with you than watch you do my tasks.”

You smiled and grabbed a book off a shelf. “Fine, but I’m going to read to you. Now get comfortable.” You sat down next to him, cuddling into his side.

“By the way, you were correct on how to clean the couch. A vinegar and water solution with a microfiber cloth is a safe method.”

You pulled out your D.D.D. and hit the voice recording button. “Say that again please.”

It was safe to say you and Barbatos spent the rest of the night together. Maybe, just maybe, he might start taking more breaks.

#obey me #obey me barbatos #obey me barbatos x reader #obey me x reader #Take a Break

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thegayestmferintown · 28 days

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Hi! Sorry to bother you and I know you just posted but could we possibly get a side characters version of the forgetful mc? Like for Diavolo, Barbatos, Simeon, and maybe Solomon? Referring to this post https://www.tumblr.com/thegayestmferintown/746129008450748416/can-you-do-an-mc-that-cant-remember-anything-it?source=share

Yup! Sure can! I'm gonna add luke as well (platonic)!

This Takes Place In The Original Timeline

Warnings ;; None, just fluff!

Relationship ;; Romantic (Platonic for Luke)

Type ;; Headcanons

DIAVOLO ;; HEAD OF THE STUDENT COUNCIL

Diavolo is definitely at a loss. He's met many people as the future Devildom King, but he's never met someone as forgetful as you.

Even though he's at a loss, he'll definitely try to help you through your time in the Devildom.

He most definitely feels as though it's his fault. Not for your faulty memory, but for putting you through all of this.

After some time, you start to grow closer and he starts to help you even more, as much as he can.

He'll try to help you with schoolwork, if you can't remember something.

But if you forget an anniversary, he's alright with that, he'll definitely understand.

He won't do anything without your permission though, so don't expect a huge party right off the bat.

BARBATOS ;; THE LOYAL BUTLER

Congratulations! You've got Barbatos himself confused!

Now, on a serious note, it does throw him off.. a lot. He won't show that, of course. But your lack of remembrance is confusing and very odd to him.

Upon first meeting, that's all you'll get, confusion that you had no idea was there.

He'd introduce himself and that was that.

Later on, he'd be very sweet, helping you when necessary and telling you things you cannot remember.

If you forget an anniversary, he wouldn't be mad or upset (not that you could see it anyway) he would simply bake you a cake with the words "Happy Anniversary, My Dear" engraved on top.

SOLOMON ;; THE WITTY SORCERER

Solomon is all over you. He's asking you all sorts of questions. What is up with you? Why do you forget so easily?

He's so old he barely remembers how humans work, okay?

He'll always do things to make your forgetfulness worse.

By putting things on higher shelves when you wrote on a note that what you were looking for was on the third shelf, etc.

Later on, he wouldn't ask many questions but he would still mess with you.

If you happened to forget your anniversary, he wouldn't mind. Although, he would be slightly upset. So, he'd make you a meal to eat. Though, through your forgetfulness, you ate it. Farewell, soldier.

SIMEON ;; THE AFFECTIONATE ANGEL

Simeon is such a sweetheart he doesn't even do anything bad.

He'll talk to you and help you through your forgetfulness by telling you certain dates and whatnot.

He is confused at first, yes, but he'll immediately help you to the best of his ability.

Later on, he'll start to make you lunches or breakfasts if you forget, and he'll always leave a note with things you'll need to remember.

If you forget an anniversary, he won't be mad, but he will take you out to a Cafe. Possibly a quiet one where you can sit in the quiet corner and just talk.

LUKE ;; THE STRICT ANGEL

Poor baby Luke is so confused. Why did you just forget who he was? He walked away for maybe five seconds?

He will help you to the best of his tiny ability though.

Though I wouldn't expect too much, he tries very hard and I think that would be enough.

If you forgot a birthday, for example, he would walk to your room with a cake, no matter who's birthday it was, yours or his. He'll bring a cake to eat with you.

#asks #x reader #romantic x reader #harleyquinn78910 #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me swd #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me solomon #obey me simeon #obey me luke #obey me diavolo x reader #obey me barbatos x reader #obey me solomon x reader #obey me simeon x reader

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parad-ice-lostandfound · 2 years

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Replaced MC AU: Breaking of the Pacts

Prompt:

Pairing: OM!Brothers with GN!MC, may be read as platonic or romantic Genre: Hurt no comfort :'( TW: Angst, angst and more angst because apparently I can’t get enough of it. Proceed with caution.

You were tired.

It wasn’t often that you questioned whether coming to the Devildom and meeting the demons you’d come to love was worth it. But it had become a recurring question with the arrival of the new exchange student.

You were excited when Diavolo asked you to oversee the exchange program, making you and Solomon the official Human Realm ambassadors for Devildom. However, you had not accounted for one thing; the new student to hate you as much as they seemed to. It started out small, barging into your alone time with each brother, purposefully leaving you out of any plans they made, being snarky with you. But you wrote it off as nothing, reminding yourself that becoming paranoid over something so petty wouldn’t be right.

But lately, it seemed as if all the brothers wanted to do was spend time with the new student. It was always, “I and the new student,” no more “me and MC.” And while it was okay the first few times, it was quickly getting depressing for you to wait at the House of Lamentation alone while everyone else had fun.

Quarrels had replaced the easy-going banter between you and the brothers, the latest one bringing tears to your eyes as you hastily packed a small bag. Asmo and the new student had gone on a shopping spree early that day, the former conveniently ‘forgetting’ that the two of you were supposed visit a new café . On finding that he had ditched you for the new student an ugly argument broke out. Poisoned words were yelled by the both of you in the heat of moment, not caring as the entire house bore witness to what was possibly the worst argument to date. As your throat grew hoarse, Asmo shouted out something that stopped you in your tracks.

“For Diavolo’s sake, you’re so annoying! I wish I’d never made a pact with you!”

Shocked eyes wandered over to the others, who had somehow become more interested in admiring the walls and the floor. A humorless laugh left your lips once you realized not one of them was going to get on to Asmo for what he’d said. Wordlessly, you turned to your room, with the aim of getting some things and spending some time away from them, possibly in Purgatory Hall.

Simeon knew something had gone horribly wrong when you turned up at Purgatory Hall, tear-tracks staining your face and your eyes red. Bringing you inside, he asked Luke and Solomon to get some blankets down to the living room. Gently coaxing you as he held you close, he asked you what happened.

As you recounted the incident, you witnessed something that you didn’t think you’d see in a lifetime; Simeon becoming angry. It was almost as if a cold chill had descended, and you were thankful for the blankets Luke had enveloped you in. Solomon shook his head, sighing to himself, which reminded you why you had originally sought the residents of the Purgatory Hall.

“Solomon, i-is there a way I c-can break my pacts?”

Your seemingly innocent question left the sorcerer flabbergasted. “MC, don’t act rash. Pacts can’t be made with the same human twice, you know that.” Giving him a tiny smile, you said, “That means there is a way, isn’t there?” Solomon nodded. “There… is a ritual. But are you sure you want to do this? Why don’t we talk about this in the morn-”

“Solomon, please.” These two words held all the emotion you could muster, all the hurt you had felt by being neglected for the past months. The sorcerer sighed, then nodded, not being able to deny his favorite human. He left the room to gather the materials necessary for the ritual, while the two angels tried to cheer you up as much as they could.

Somewhere along the line, Diavolo and Barbatos had been made aware of the situation, since Diavolo’s approval was needed to perform the ritual. But no matter what they said, you didn’t budge from your decision of expunging your bond with the brothers. In the end, they succumbed to your wishes, allowing you to go through with the ritual.

And that was how you found yourself in the situation you were now. As Solomon chanted words in Latin, you could feel the power of the brothers leaving your being, starting from the youngest. You could physically feel, and see the pact marks slowly disappearing from their place on your body. The entire process was slightly painful, as Solomon had warned you, and it sapped most of your energy. As you fell asleep from exhaustion, you wished that your most loved and cherished boys would be happy with your decision, peacefully oblivious to the chaos that had just started at the House of Lamentation…

Belphegor

Belphie had been asleep throughout your argument with Asmo. He was dreaming peacefully, somehow not woken up by the two of you screaming at the top of your lungs. Blissfully unaware, he would have slept throughout the pact-erasing process had it not been for the searing headache he felt. Groaning in pain and discomfort, he groggily opened his eyes, vaguely registering the empty feeling that resonated within himself as the last of his bond with you was removed out of existence. His eyes widened, sensing lack of your presence, and he stood up. “W-where’s MC?” he asked his twin, his eyes widening as he was told of what had happened in the house.

Falling to his knees as the pain grew and consumed him, he let out a wounded wail, for he realized his sin had made him lose his favorite human. If only I’d been awake, he thought, as his brothers crowded him asking what was wrong.

Beelzebub

Beel was concerned by how frantic Belphie seemed, his connection with his twin relaying everything the other was feeling. The headache, the feeling of emptiness, the guilt. Beel grew even worried when he couldn’t sense the tiniest hint of your presence in Belphie. Before he could do or say something, his stomach started to hurt. It was almost as if he was being burnt from the inside, the throbbing pain being enough to bring the gentle giant to his knees. Kneeling beside his twin, he looked at his older brothers. “S-something’s wrong with the p-pacts. With M-mc.”

Asmodeus

Asmo stilled on hearing Beel’s words, hands coming up to his chest where he felt a burning sensation. As if someone had poured lava on him and scrubbed his skin off. Unbuttoning the shirt he wore with shaky hands, he watched in pain and anguish as the last of his pact mark with the MC dissolved into nothingness, leaving clear, unblemished skin in it’s place. He quickly realized what was happening, turning to the others with tears in his eyes, “T-they’re e-either b-breaking our pacts, or they’re…they’re-” choked sobs left him, the rest of the sentence not being needed to finished.

Asmo dissolved into a pile of sobs and whispered “I’m sorry’s”, regretting ever choosing someone new over the person he loved.

Satan

Satan stumbled back, dread filling his being along with the pain that came with the pact mark being erased. Red hot waves of pain washed over his body, quite similar yet quite nothing like the feeling of his sin consuming him. He looked over to Lucifer, hoping the eldest could do something, anything. He was ready to grovel at his eldest brother’s feet if that meant they could turn back time and fix their mistakes.

He wished he’d said something, or followed MC to make sure they were safe. But he didn’t, and he cursed himself for it.

Leviathan

Levi had abandoned his Nintendo switch, helplessly watching his younger brothers experience pain that he too would soon. Just as he had thought that, pain blossomed in his body, causing the otaku to drop himself onto the couch from the sheer ferocity of it. He understood why the pain was so intense. MC’s bond with the brothers was deep, and removing such a bond forcibly meant the demon experienced pain as deep as the bond, and as cruel as the betrayal.

Tears ran down his face as he realized just how much they had hurt MC, and all he could wish was for them to be able to forgive him and his brothers when everything was done.

Mammon

Mammon was trying to keep calm, he really was, but seeing his brothers in immense pain and not being able to help them was killing him. There was nothing he could do except bear the pain that had made itself known in him, and power through it. He kept his gaze down, opting to hold his sobbing brothers close.

Mammon was ashamed. He was your first man, your first pact. He should have seen this, he should have put an end to it. Heck, he should have gotten on Asmo’s case earlier. But he didn’t.

Mammon regretted not stepping up when it was needed.

Lucifer

For once in his life, Lucifer let down his mask as he visibly paled, clutching his chest. Seeing his brothers in pain, sobbing for their loss as they held each other close, reminded him of when they had first fallen. Memories from the Celestial War filled his head. The pain which raged in him rivalled that of his first transformation as a demon.

Lucifer was lost. He had once again, failed and lost an important person, a person he loved with all his heart.

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Pure Heroine turns 10

(27/09/2023) (PH 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY DISPATCH)

Living in Ruins of a Palace within My Dreams

Photo by Simeon Patience

Hi,

Firstly, I wanna say thank you for your extremely supportive and kind messages after my last newsletter. I genuinely feel deeply cared for, less alone, and more sure that things will be okay after sending it! Albeit with a slight overshare hangover. I think a part of me knew that I had hit a wall, and that I needed to invite in the compassion and understand I’d been struggling to generate on my own, and then I’d have something to draw from and mirror. It feels like it’s working. I feel incredibly grateful that we have this relationship, that we can each give when the other needs it. Beautiful stuff x

Now, might U have noticed it’s 2013 mode round here????????? Yes that’s right, it’s a very special anniversary… Pure Heroine is... ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡TEN ˚*ੈ✩‧₊˚ YEARS ˚༘♡ ⋆｡˚ OLD ੈ✩‧₊˚ TODAY ! ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

You may (like me most of the time) hold the opinion that this album has been MYTHOLOGISED QUITE ENOUGH, but a milestone is a milestone, so I thought coming here and typing some shit to u about this time would be a fun thing for those who care.

2 xxxxtra special ltd time only commemorative designs by Hassan, who did the original of this bootleg tee 10 years ago❤️

It’s close to midnight, and I’ve just finished scrolling through my entire computer and phone archive from 2011-2013. Going on this memory lane ride has reminded me, for one thing, what a different time it was technologically. We were just starting to be able to see ourselves in real time, but we weren’t constantly connected. I had an iPod touch until halfway through 2013, which didn’t have a front camera or internet access, and my sister and I shared a MacBook, which is where we did our schoolwork and I wrote my lyrics. I took my first few years of selfies on Photo Booth…. Just let that… sink in!!!

Note the Royals Nat Geo pic in background— it’s happening...

When I was fourteen, my greatest work of art was my bedroom. A very cool, very classic teenage bedroom, Andie’s and Duckie’s from Pretty in Pink meets the Virgin Suicides— fairy lights, fabric on the ceiling, candles, stolen road signs (badman), paper lanterns, beer crate shelves, magazine pictures and club night posters and permanent marker on the walls. Bliss! I’d sit up there and vibe out, taking a lot of selfies. Creating a small-scale work of art using the self, and then examining the product from every angle, was the best method I had to express myself and exercise creativity at that time, and I now see it as an important PH incubation phase, whether I knew it or not. Something really amazing about a young person starting to see their own face and body for the first time, coming to a very secret understanding that they are beautiful.

I started to smoke weed, which gave me a deeper understanding of sensory pleasure, and allowed me to start to see my world as a possible work of art. I’d go on long walks around the neighbourhood, and began to mythologise the stuff around me (big empty floodlit rugby fields/bus rides/dark streets/boredom/isolation) into the motifs that would become Pure Heroine. I wore a lot of like, navy lipsticks from the 2 dollar shop. God, this aesthetic, It’s just TOO MUCH.

At some point in here, I met Joel, and another piece of the puzzle clicked into place. When you’re a teenager, you’re particularly sensitive to adults being condescending to you, not respecting the specific and finely tuned skills you have because of the ones you don’t. I was always on the look out for it, and from the first day meeting Joel, I knew that he would never give me that feeling. Which I’m sure wasn’t easy — my wallet at the time was the foot of a pair of tights that I cut off and knotted at the top — but somehow from the very beginning he made me feel like my ideas had value, like we were peers, in the most sensitive and age-appropriate way.

My view for thousands of hours making this album

We got on a call earlier this week and broke down the complete history of making the album. We both agreed that making Pure Heroine was deeply exciting and intimate and free, and still one of our most treasured experiences. I’ve linked it here.The second half of 2013 is when I really met the world, went to America and Australia and Europe for the first time. I found an incredible (for some reason Christmas themed) disposable camera image of my stage outfits all over the floor of my hotel room, which really sums up how ad hoc everything was at the beginning — a jetlagged sixteen year old, late for lobby call and frantically stuffing thousands of dollars of borrowed clothes into a suitcase.

In this stage, it felt like I pulled everything off by the skin of my teeth. Every week was the most exciting week of my whole life, I was so tired and still didn’t have a winter coat and took everyone clamouring for a piece of me completely for granted. I had zero cultural context, had no idea if an interview or TV show was huge or small, and so breezed through it all truly not giving a fuck. I am not a naturally nonchalant person, it was literally just too much to care about, I could hardly get up in the morning, so I just said absolutely whatever I felt like, all kinds of wild shit, if someone did something corny I’d say so, I was ruthless in that way that only teens are. Then through that year we went on our first tours, met you guys for the first time, hours and hours of hugs after the show, my favourite part so far and where it started to feel real for me. James took a lot of beautiful film photos through that time, and I’m really grateful he did.

Ten years goes really fast. One minute you’re wearing a leather collar with a giant crystal hanging off it to a Chanel party, and the next you’re blonde. A lot of stuff isn’t good after ten years. But I am still totally touched by this sweet record. I have deep respect for the vision of the little one making it.

Going back through all of this has reminded me of something that feels important to point out, whether you make art or not: everything starts out as a bunch of bullshit in a laptop. Pure Heroine was a handful of Photo Booth selfies and emotional Word documents and Tumblr posts (and a gorgeous over-decorated bedroom) before it was even one song. I had no reason, on paper, to believe that I was capable of anything. But if you can trust that the first impulse you had to create came from a place of deep wisdom, develop a few principles for your decision-making, and absorb a lot of stuff you find inspiring, you’ll have something special on your hands. Pure Heroine exists because I had the tiniest inkling of what I’ve now come to see as one of my guiding principles: that each of us have a handful of songs inside us that are ours, and only ours, to sing. Your specific interests and upbringing and physiology and experiences exist only in you; you are sitting on a gold mine that no one can rob. Whatever that means to you, whatever that statement you were born to make is, I invite you to take a big breath and make it.

All my love for another ten years of all this, and more, and more—

Ella XXXXXXXXXX

(source: received this email)

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Hello there I was wondering if I can request Dateables with a Nezuko s/o aka the cutest demon I ever seen

like They can shrink or grow and them having to wear a bamboo nuzel because they don't want to to harm people. And them giving headpats to luke because they used to be human and them trying to let luke see not all demons are bad

( I can imagine the demons teaching them to control their urges and them financially being comfortable with out the nuzel )

I low-key forgot I wrote for Obey Me! But you didn't see anything. Also... I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!!

Diavolo

When he sees your student profile, he is shocked to say the least. Most demons aren’t as… cute as you were. Usually, they are more seductive in nature.

He’s glad that you are naturally friendly. Mans has been lonely for the longest time and he just needs someone like you in his life.

He once asked about the muzzle and you wrote down on a piece of paper that it was to control your urges. Now, in his spare time, he gladly agrees to train you to control your urges and powers in training. He’s the future King: he can take a beating.

He found out you could shrink when there was a party held at the HoL and hide-and-seek was one of the games suggested. You shrank so that you could fit into a smaller space and get a better advantage. Then when no one could find you, you grew back to your original size and stepped out of your hiding spot.

He remembers one time he saw you almost lose it when one of the brothers was bullying Luke. With how quickly you were to defend Luke, you were able to kick the brother’s face into the concrete. Then you took a deep breath and turned around and patted Luke on the head.

Everyone was just staring at you in shock. Now, no one messes with Luke anymore (he totally loves you now and looks up to you. You are the proof he needed to see so now he doesn’t think all demons are bad).

He then also learns that instead of consuming humans to regain stamina and energy, you sleep. A lot. It was hilarious how much you reminded him of Belphie in that aspect, but he’s always tired.

When you got far into your training, you attempted going a day without your muzzle, and saw that you were able to keep everything under control. From that day on, you always had your muzzle off, but kept it with you in case something happened.

He was proud of how far you’ve gotten. He’s also taken aback by your gorgeousness… but you didn’t hear that from me!

Barbatos

When he meets you, he notices that you seem to be different from other demons. He has probably already seen into your future and that’s how he already knows you so well.

Just like him, you seem to always have a calmer demeanor, which he can understand.

When he asks you about the muzzle, it was when he asked if you wanted to try a baked treat he made. You wrote down on a piece of paper that you had trouble controlling your urges and then asked him to put it in a Ziploc bag so you could eat it when you were alone.

He then volunteers his spare time (if this guy has any) to help you train and get your urges under control. Mans needs his taste-tester! Plus, he can also take a beating!

He found out your ability to change your height when he asked you to get an ingredient you couldn’t quite reach at your normal height. He didn’t pay much attention to it as to not make you uncomfortable, but was curious about your other abilities.

One day, he noticed a group of succubi poking fun at Luke for being an angel, and for relying on the brothers as well as Simeon and Lord Diavolo. He was about to step in when he noticed you without your muzzle and you were in what he supposed was your “demon form”

You easily took down the leader of the group by leaping into the air and landing a downward kick into their head. The other succubi then ran away. You took a breath, then turned around and gave Luke a head pat before you put your muzzle back on.

When he asked what sparked that reaction, you told him about your group back in the human world and how you saw them in Luke at that moment.

With enough encouragement from Barbatos, you went a day without your muzzle. You noticed that you were feeling fine. From then on, you kept it off but kept it with you in case there was an incident. He couldn’t be more proud of you.

He always thought you looked cute with your muzzle, but without it he can see the whole beauty that is you.

Solomon

When he first met you at RAD, he could almost feel that you used to be human. He found you interesting and was quite curious about you, but was still wary and kept a safe distance.

You always seemed a bit detached in conversation unless it was something concerning you or your friends.

When he asks you about your muzzle, he was making one of his… meals. You wrote it down that you couldn’t quite control your urges without it so you kept it on. You didn’t want to eat any of your friends, after all!

As much as he wants to help you in training, he knows that he can’t do much since he doesn’t truly understand. He will be there for you if you need anything, like an ear to listen to/eyes to read what you need to talk/write to him.

He finds out your ability to change your height when you were startled by him making a loud exclamation out of nowhere. You shrunk a bit since you weren’t exactly prepared for combat, but then realized there was no imminent threat so you went back to sleep.

Once, he was teasing Luke about something minor and the latter was getting rather upset. Then you busted in like the FBI and tackled Solomon. He quickly used a spell to blast you to the other side of the room and used another spell to conjure a force field.

When you settled down, you turned and gave Luke a head pat and left the room as if nothing just happened. Now, he keeps his teasing to a bare minimum. He does ask you what the heck just happened, and you write that you saw Luke as someone to protect.

When he sees you turn up to school one day without the muzzle, he is shocked, but happy that he can see your full face. He wants to reward you with cooking a meal!

Simeon

When he first met you, he was a tad surprised that you wore such a peculiar mouthpiece. He didn’t question it so as to not make you uncomfortable. He was also very curious about you and would invite you over to Purgatory Hall for Celestial Realm goods and to just hang out.

He also understands your calmer demeanor. However, your aura is a tad more of a childlike friendliness that he finds absolutely adorable.

When he asks you about your muzzle, it’s when you were helping him bake once. He brought it up casually and asked you about it. You wrote that it was to help you keep control over your demonic urges.

He also wants to help you train, but understands that it would be safer for someone else to train you. He does get a bit jealous, though. Like Solomon, he will be there for you if you need anything.

Simeon finds out about your ability to change height the same day he asked about the muzzle. You needed to retrieve an ingredient and found that you weren’t tall enough so you just grew a bit to reach. He wasn’t shocked, more impressed.

He will never forget the one day that Mammon started barking (literally) at Luke and calling him things like ‘Chihuahua’ and ‘Fido’. You have never run so fast and you knocked Mammon to the ground while also breaking his glasses with your teeth. Simeon noticed you didn’t have your muzzle on, and he was surprised at how breathtaking you looked.

Mammon ran like a bat out of hell, and you calmed down and turned around and gave Luke a head pat. When Simeon asked you about it later, you wrote that Luke was someone you cared about and you felt the need to protect him, which he completely understood.

When he saw you one day without your muzzle on, you told him that you were confident enough that you could go at least one day without it, but you had it with you just in case. He was so proud of you that he invited you over to Purgatory Hall after school.

He thinks you are gorgeous with or without the muzzle, but he is glad he can hear you speak more!

#obey me!#obey me shall we date #obey me #obey me x reader #lord diavolo #lord diavolo x reader #diavolo x reader #obey me diavolo #obey me diavolo x reader #obey me barbatos #barbatos x reader #solomon #solomon x reader #obey me solomon x reader #barbatos #simeon x reader #obey me simeon x reader #obey me simeon #simeon

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I wanna ask what are ur headcanons abt what languages you think all the characters speak? hehe thank u if u do it 💗

Hmm well I personally don't have a lot of headcanons about specific languages per character.

But generally, I like to think there's some kind of ancient Demonic language, that's kinda like Latin in the human world. It's a dead language, but they still use it for stuff like spell incantations and what have you.

I suspect there's also a Celestial Realm language (Angelic? Celestial?) that all the bros speak. I like the idea that they used to speak it fluently, but after falling they don't use it anymore because ~memories~ so most of them have forgotten a lot of it.

However, there's also the question of what language are they truly speaking in the Devildom? If we assume that it's English for the sake of simplicity, why would the Devildom all speak a human world language like that? I don't think they adopted it just for MC because it's pretty obvious that it's the official language of the whole place. (And this isn't even getting into the concept of whether or not the language is actually Japanese and how that could change the reasoning behind it.)

But without getting into all that, here are my general thoughts.

Lucifer strikes me as the kind of guy who might take the time to learn some human languages, but he's also pretty busy so I don't think he's super fluent in any of them. I think he might be conversational in most.

Mammon is fluent in Latin because witches are always summoning him to the human world by chanting in it. I just really like the idea that he was like what are they even saying and accidentally studying it to the point where he ended up learning it all.

Levi would have to be fluent in Japanese. There's no way someone so anime obsessed wouldn't have taken the time to learn the language. He's been into it long enough and had enough time that I think he's fluent. (Assuming they aren't all speaking Japanese already anyway.)

I've always headcanoned that Satan took the time to learn all the languages from all the worlds. He just strikes me as the kinda guy who would do this and I believe it's canon that Solomon also taught him some ancient languages. I just think Satan would prefer to read books in their original languages. So this man at the very least can read every language (or most of them). I suspect his speaking skills might be lacking in some of them, though. (This is like me and French. I can read it, but ask me to say something and I'm over here talking about a big cat eating cheese in the sky.)

I think Asmo probably learned all the Romance languages because they're called the Romance languages. Like that is the only reason. But I also like the idea that Asmo learned languages of various human lovers he's had over his lifetime. Like I'm imagining him just falling head over heels for someone who only speaks their native tongue, so he learns it just so he can communicate with them. (I really like the idea that he learned ASL this way.)

Beel knows enough of every language to order food in it.

Belphie knows enough of every language to ask for a bed.

Diavolo has a whole company in the human world, so he had to have at least learned whatever language the employees of his company speak. I definitely see him kinda like Lucifer in that he's conversational in most languages.

Barbatos, due to being a being beyond the constraints of space and time, can speak all languages fluently. He taught Diavolo everything he needed to know language-wise.

Simeon has to be fluent in one human world language at the very least because TSL was published in the human world and Levi tells us it was translated into a bunch of languages. So it had to have been written in a human world language in order to be translated into other human world languages. Oh but I like the idea that Simeon wrote TSL in Celestial/Angelic originally and then translated it into a human language himself.

Solomon obviously speaks many human languages. I suspect that due to his age, he speaks most languages pretty fluently. I like to think he traveled around the human world for most of his long life, which means he likely learned most of the languages from immersion. If he was just stopping in various places and living there for several years before moving on, I think he'd pick up the languages pretty quickly.

Anyway, I'm not sure if this is what you were looking for or if you meant like actual specific languages, but I've only really thought about it in a more general sense. I don't think I could list specific languages because it really just depends on the circumstances in which they learned those languages. For instance, I think all the characters could learn specific languages from an MC who has a native language different from their own. It just depends!

#wow sorry I rambled a lot again #my brain just never stops #obey me #obey me nightbringer #anon asks #misc answers

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written-in-knife · 2 years

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What their Devilgrams look like

Before and after you start dating (All brothers)

CW: None, but I do swear casually.

A/N: I wrote this in about an hour in a feverish panic. I don’t even know what inspired it, I just started writing and it happened. I think I may have been possessed. Enjoy lmao

Lucifer

12M followers

Before

There's nothing here but a couple months old pictures of rare bottles of Demonus.

If you go over into the tagged pictures, however, there are many pictures of him from Lord Diavolo's account.

They're all candid-- from parties and meetings and long nights in the office doing paperwork-- and he hates all of them but he can't get Diavolo to delete them.

Diavolo has at least an extra ten million followers that are only there for Lucifer's pictures.

After

Still pretty barren tbh

Occasionally he'll post a picture of TWO glasses of Demonus, your hand wrapped around one of them.

And every year on your birthday, he posts his favorite picture of you since your last birthday with a simple Happy Birthday message. It's very sweet, his fans go wild for it.

Mammon

411.3M followers

Before

He posts once a day at least.

Selfies at the casino, pictures of the piles of grimm he was counting, BTS photos from his modeling gigs, sneak previews of his next photoshoot release, goofy pictures of his brothers fucking around, upside down selfies from when he's hanging from the ceiling, ect.

He and Asmo do a lot of Devilgram shoots together when they aren't at each other's throats

After

He still posts the usual once per day. And then on top of that, he posts a new picture of you every day. Most of them are candid, some of them are posed while you wear his jacket or sit in his chair at a shoot, and the rest are selfies with him.

The captions are usually just a full paragraph of absolute simp behavior that get replaced five minutes later with some string of emojis or teasing you about your facial expression

But his fans definitely screenshot the original captions and they get circulated for weeks with everybody freaking out about how sweet it is.

Shit quickly becomes a meme. "If my mans doesn't talk about me like Mammon talks about MC, I don't want him."

Leviathan

203M followers

Before

He doesn't post every day, but he does post multiple times a week.

It's mostly sewing progress on his cosplays, screenshots of games he's gotten 100% of the achievements in with reviews as the caption, anime screencaps with reviews, pictures of manga pages with reviews, pictures of the line he's been waiting in for ten hours for merch followed by a picture of the merch and a review, girl group album art with reviews, and memes. Oh and Henry 2.0, of course. There's literally NEVER a picture of his face. If you're lucky, you'll see his fingers while he holds open the manga.

Another one that can only be seen in the tagged photos.

His fans don't really care that much tho? Honestly, most of his following there specifically because they trust his reviews.

After

Nothing changes for a long time. Seriously, y'all have to be dating for at LEAST eight months before he even mentions you on his Devilgram.

The first thing he posted was a picture of you in front of his fish tank wearing the Henry costume from the play Simeon put on with the caption "my Henry's." His fans lost their absolute MINDS.

He doesn't post pictures of you often because why should he share you with his followers? You're his, they don't need to see. But when he does, it's mostly in cosplays he's made or waiting in line with him for some release. It’s very cute.

Satan

139.8M followers

Before

Posts when he remembers to. Which isn't often. Multiple times a month, no more than twice a week.

A white woman's instagram

Seriously, it's a lot of pictures of cups of tea, and the cats in the garden, and piles of books. Everything is set up to be super aesthetically pleasing for the pictures. Occasionally he'll post a picture of Belphegor setting up a prank for Lucifer. Of course, it's not posted until after the prank happens, he can't risk Lucifer finding out early. The captions are all book quotes. Every time. Without fail. If he posts a picture of a book cover, he may also add a review of the book. The only time you see his face is if it's a selfie of him sipping tea or a cat is standing on his shoulders.

After

He definitely posts at least twice a week now.

The content doesn’t change much, but now you're there too! Petting cats or pouring tea or curled up in a chair reading a book he recommended. He'll also post pictures from date nights, selfies you took of the two of you on his phone. All still very aesthetically pleasing. He'll also post videos of you helping set up pranks, him narrating what's being set up and what's supposed to happen when it goes off with you and Belphie snickering quietly and shushing each other.

It's all very wholesome actually. 10/10

Asmodeus

450M followers

Before

Posts twice a day, every day. It's Asmo, what did you expect?

Thirst trap central! It's not every post, but shit is it almost! Risque photos in lingerie and tiny outfits, but also super glamorous pictures in frighteningly intricate dresses and suits. It's a lot of selfies and at home photoshoots. He promotes his favorite skincare and makeup lines. He also does a lot of BTS for his modeling jobs, selfies with the crew at whatever shoot he's at or the staff at the massage place or the nail salon, and a surprising amount of selfies with his brothers. (the reason Levi and Lucifer have any pictures of themselves at all)

Every picture is absolutely perfect and he will retake them as many times as he needs to make sure they are. He has the most followers on Devilgram. Again, it's Asmo.

After

As soon as you start dating, Devilgram knows. Hell, his followers might've found out before Lucifer did.

You're in at least 75% of his pictures. If you don't want to be in the risque ones, that's totally alright, but if you do?? Holy shit does he love those pictures. And so do his followers! At first, you were always just right beside him in his pictures, just as done up and flawless as he always is. But after roughly a year, it starts slowly changing. Eventually, a lot of his photos focus more on you than him, more often than not they’re candids where you aren't done up. You're just wearing sweatpants and playing on your phone in the common room. Those are his favorite pictures. He thinks you're perfect all the time, and he loves sharing you with the world.

Another one to become a meme after a mirror selfie of the two of you where he's just staring directly at you instead of in the mirror. "IF MY MANS DON’T LOOK AT ME LIKE ASMO LOOKS AT MC, I DO NOT WANT HIM."

Beelzebub

426.4M followers

Before

He has more followers than Mammon, and Mammon is furious about it. He only posts like once a week, if even.

You'd think he'd post pictures of food. You'd be wrong. If he did that, he'd be hungry every time he looked at his Devilgram, and he doesn't want that.

No, the reason he has so many followers is because he's the one posting all the candid shots of his brothers. Doesn't matter what they're doing, he's snapping a picture and posting it on Devilgram. He loves his brothers very much. He'll also just dump a bunch of pictures on there at once, it's never just one at a time, which is part of why he only posts once a week.

There's also some pictures he reposts from the RAD newspaper of Fangol matches, group pictures of his team, action shots of him. Those blow up real quick.

They also never have captions

After

Uh-oh, simp page! He very quickly becomes an MC simp page. He still takes candids of his brothers but for every one of them, there's two of you.

Across the table during a dinner date? Done. Getting ready to go watch one of his Fangol matches? Absolutely. Cutting Mammon down from the chandelier? He only posted that once and it got you in trouble, so he doesn't post those anymore :(

His favorites are pictures of you and Belphie napping in his bed.

They do have captions now! It’s a single heart emoji and people lose their minds about it.

Belphegor

22M followers

Before

He posts once a month, if that, and it's always incomprehensible.

It's usually something similar to that one canon selfie of him with bedhead, with some wild caption about a dream he had. Never makes any sense, but when has that ever stopped him? When it's not that, he's posting super high quality pictures of the stars with long explanations about the stories behind the constellations.

His tagged pictures are a lot of him sleeping in weird places, provided by Beel and Mammon. The one that got the most traction was when Mammon posted a video of opening up the cupboard under the sink in Asmo's bathroom to find Belphie curled up underneath. It was both adorable and hilarious.

After

Not much changes, actually.

He posted a picture of you dead asleep cuddling his cow pillow, which also had some incomprehensible dream recap, but that was about it.

What changed the most was his tagged pictures, which his fans go bonkers for. Now, not only it is him sleeping in weird places, you're also in those weird places! He's always got his arms locked around you so you don't fall off or try to leave while half asleep and not remembering where you are. Under the piano, on the kitchen counter, balanced on a branch of the tree in the yard, squished under one of the desks in the student council rooms. Mammon is getting a lot of content out of the two of you.

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me headcanons #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me hcs #knifes hcs #mine #gender neutral mc #gn!mc

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homomenhommes · 2 months

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THIS DAY IN GAY HISTORY

based on: The White Crane Institute's 'Gay Wisdom', Gay Birthdays, Gay For Today, Famous GLBT, glbt-Gay Encylopedia, Today in Gay History, Wikipedia, and more … February 11

1873 – UK: Simeon Solomon was an English Pre-Raphaelite painter noted for his depictions of Jewish life and same-sex desire as well as a poet. Solomon and George Roberts, a stableman, are arrested on this day at a public urinal in London and charged with the Crime of Buggery.

John Wallowitch (L) and Bertram Ross

1926 – John Wallowitch (d.2007) was an American songwriter and cabaret performer. He wrote over 2,000 songs; his works include Bruce, I See the World through Your Eyes, Back on the Town and Mary's Bar.

For over 50 years, he played and sang a catalogue of original songs at nightspots around New York City with his longtime partner, Bertram Ross. Ross was the principal male dancer for Martha Graham for over twenty years. In 1953 he replaced Graham's former partner and husband , going on to create many great roles such as he created leading roles in many of her works.

Ross and Wallowitch sang in nightspots ranging from London's Pizza on the Park to the Ballroom in New York City. A CD of their performance cabaret, Wallowitch and Ross (Miranda Music) was released in 2003 to accompany the documentary film of the couple, Wallowitch & Ross: This Moment.

Wallowitch lived and performed in New York City with Ross, until Ross's death on April 20, 2003, at 82 years old. Wallowitch died on August 15, 2007 in New York City. They are buried together at Kensico Cemetery, Valhalla, New York (Actors Fund Lot).

Justin Ryan (L) and Colin McAllister

1967 – Justin Ryan and Colin McAllister (born 10 January 1968) are Scottish interior decorators and television presenters. McAllister and Ryan have incorporated their trademark behaviour, which includes their frequent bickering, fussiness, tantrums, mild innuendo and light-hearted put-downs, as comic relief into most of their programmes.

As well as being co-hosts, McAllister and Ryan have also been in a relationship since April 1985 and are credited as introducing laminate flooring to British households. On 15 February 2008, they had a private civil partnership ceremony in London followed by a Caribbean honeymoon. After leaving 2009's edition of I'm A Celebrity contest on ITV, they announced that they were to renew their vows on their 25th anniversary, 28 April 2010.

Although their main residence is Glasgow, they divide their time between there and London in their own homes in both cities. The two also own a downtown loft in Toronto where they are currently devising new formats for 2013 North American broadcast. They have filmed 4 * 13 episode series of Colin and Justin's Home Heist for HGTV, which is broadcast in approximately 25 countries.

In 2011 Colin McAllister & Justin Ryan confirmed that after 22 years together, they are officially married. It was their experience in Canada that make the couple decide that they wanted to make their union official.

"I'm not sure if we would have decided to get married if we hadn't moved to, and fallen in love with Canada. After a year of living in Toronto, filming Home Heist, it became clear to us that it was time to tie the knot. Canada is such a progressive nation, so welcoming and open-mindedly liberal about gay marriage, that we felt thoroughly inspired," says Ryan.

McAllister added, "Previously every time someone asked us about getting married, I'd joke that even after such a long time I still wasn't sure if Justin was the right man! Let's just say that this year, I'm SURE."

The pair also write a weekly column in the Friday and Sunday editions of the Toronto Sun, offering up their suggestions for sprucing up homes. The column syndicates to 24 Hours Vancouver, 24 Hours Toronto and The London Free Press. The column is also available online. Colin and Justin contribute a weekly column to The Huffington Post and to Cottage Life Magazine as a companion to their current Cottage Life TV show.

1976 – Brice Beckham is an American actor most famous for his role as Wesley T. Owens in the television sitcom Mr. Belvedere and for his role as Corey in I Hate My 30's. He lives in Los Angeles and is a member of LA's Namaste theater group.

Born in Long Beach, California, Beckham attended Minnie Gant Elementary School, College Intermediate School, Walter B. Hill Junior High School, and Wilson High School, in Long Beach, California. While in high school, he came in first place in the California High School Speech State Finals in 1993. He attended the University of Southern California, majoring in theater.

Beckham began his acting career in school plays. He later went on to do an assortment of radio commercials, and would later appear on an episode of the TV sitcom Alice. He starred in Mr. Belvedere as Wesley T. Owens. The show aired from 1985 to 1990. He appeared in an episode of Win, Lose, or Draw in 1989, and in a guest role in American Dreamer in 1991. In 1992, he starred in an episode of CBS Schoolbreak Special, called "Two Teens and a Baby".

In 2007, he starred in the VH1 series I Hate My 30s.In 2012, Beckham was one of several former child actors who appeared in a Funny or Die video called "CCOKC", which stood for Child Celebrities Opposing Kirk Cameron. A counterpoint to Kirk Cameron's stance on homosexuality, the humorous video aimed to spread the message that gay individuals are not a threat to anyone. Keith Coogan, Josie Davis, Jeremy Licht, Kenn Michael, Christine Lakin, and Maureen Flannigan also appeared in the video.

1977 – Ari Gold (d.2021) was an the award-winning, openly gay, independent recording artist who fashioned himself a high-octane career. An Orthodox Jew who was a successful child vocalist, Gold struggled with his gay identity both within the Jewish community and in the music industry. He starred in an autobiographical theater production Ari Gold – Untitled: The Making of a Gay Pop Star.

Gold declared, "Labels don't have to define us. They simply describe us—they shouldn't confine us. I for one am proud to be known as a gay artist . . . . I am done with hiding and done with shame in any form."

Born and raised in the Bronx in New York City, Gold's teacher parents both loved show business. Gold calls his parents "show Jews." When Gold was born, his birth announcement read like a show bill:

METRO GOLD WINNING PRODUCTIONS Proudly Present "Another Smash Hit" OUR THREE SONS With the brilliant new star ARI GOLD

At seven, Gold sang back-up for Diana Ross when she needed a children's choir for her Swept Away album. The same year he sang in the "My Buddy" jingle for Jell-O Pudding Pops with Bill Cosby. As a child, he sang over 400 jingles.

When he was eight, Gold did girls' voices for a syndicated cartoon series. He also recorded a girl's voice for the talking Cabbage Patch Kids dolls. You could dial the Cabbage Patch Kids talking telephone and hear Gold say, "Hi, I'm Sybil Sadie. Want to come play with me?"

Gold attended Yeshiva High School in Manhattan where he tried to downplay his music career. He was afraid that boys might make fun of him, especially for voicing girls. He tried not to talk about his work at school, and when he went to work he hid his yarmulke. It seemed ironic to Gold even then that he was hiding two essential aspects of his identity in an effort to be as "all-American" as he could at work and in school.

One of the first songs he wrote, at 14, is called "Experienced Girl," about an ex-girlfriend, who recently asked Gold to sing another of his songs, "Bashert (Meant to Be)," from his 2004 album, Space Under Sun, at her traditional Jewish wedding to another woman. "That's right," Gold says. "My first girlfriend turned out to be a lesbian."

In high school, Gold had two girlfriends, which he thought kept him safe from being outed as a "homo." Gold says, "I can joke about it now, but at the time I felt quite tortured and felt that if anyone found out my secret of being gay I would be ex-communicated from my friends, my school, my community, and my family."

Gold came out to his best friend when he was sixteen. Two years later, he came out to his family in an 18-page letter. Gold says his family's reaction was "fairly accepting." "My Mom was proud of me because she thought it wasn't healthy to keep a secret like that," Gold says, "but when I stopped being religious, that was a lot more difficult for them."

His first album, Ari Gold included explicit gay love songs, such as "Write Me a Love Song" and "Home." In the former, Gold sings openly about his lover asking him to write him a song about love between men.

In 2004, Gold released Space Under Sun on his own label, Gold18 Records. It debuted as #1 on the Outvoice Charts, and Gold was featured on the covers of many gay magazines. The album solidified Gold as an emerging gay musical star. The album includes songs about such subjects as a man and woman fighting over the same man ("He's on My Team") and the trauma of getting caught by the cops having sex in public ("Caught"). It also includes the tender ballad "Bashert (Meant to Be)," which reflects Gold's Jewish identity.

In 2007, Gold released his third studio album Transport Systems. The songs on this album are about such topics as the down low, gay relationships, crystal meth addiction, gender identity, and spirituality.

As for being a gay artist, Gold said he saw his gayness as a gift. "As long as my friends are being beaten on the street, as long as there are still kids killing themselves because of shame, and as long as we are still fighting for our basic civil and human rights, I will continue to shout [my gayness] from the queer roof tops."

Gold died from leukemia on February 14, 2021, three days after his 47th birthday. RuPaul, whom Gold had described as a mentor, was among those to express condolences on social media.

1983 – Robert Sepúlveda Jr. is a former fashion model, interior designer, creative director, and LGBTQ activist.

He was born in San Juan, Puerto Rico. He grew up in Lake City, Florida where he attended Columbia High School. He received his degree in interior design from The Art Institute of Fort Lauderdale, graduating summa cum laude. During his college years Sepúlveda Jr. worked as an escort to pay his way through college and to pay his rent.

Sepúlveda began his career at Valley Forge Fabrics, a supplier of decorative upholstery fabrics for the hospitality industry. There, he created and executed interior design schemes for hoteliers. In 2008 Sepúlveda moved to New York City where he began working with fashion houses Polo Ralph Lauren, Rugby Ralph Lauren, Lacoste, and Kenneth Cole, eventually assuming the role of acting Global Visual Manager of the Calvin Klein Home Collection. Sepúlveda has since founded RSJdesign, LLC, his interior design firm specializing in luxury residential and commercial spaces.

In September 2016, Sepúlveda Jr. starred on the dating show Finding Prince Charming, which airs on the network Logo. The series depicted Sepúlveda Jr. getting to know thirteen gay men and each week he has to eliminate 1 in a ceremony. The show shares the similar format to The Bachelor, however it is the first all gay-cast dating show. Prior to the series airing, controversy arose surrounding Sepúlveda Jr with his past work as an escort being revealed and his personal videos were released by an ex-partner. Logo has spoken out on that matter claiming they were fully aware of his history and explained that the series is reality and consists of many discussions such as "first time love to coming to terms with one’s past, fear of commitment and even HIV."

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Can you write something for reversed!AU? (the one where they are playing an otome game of MC, maybe if you want MC to get isekai'd there too) thank you !!!

Yeah of course I can anon! I also saw your other message and that is fine! Mc uses she/her pronouns here- I’m sorry to other people

Lucifer

When his brothers started playing a harem game, he thought it was stupid and wanted them to focus on their school work

Then he sees a certain character… mc?

she is stunning

so he subtly decides to download it. He claims it’s to see what they are so excited about

he ends up grinding for your cards when he has time

and he likes the fan service of you

he tried to delete it but he couldn’t last a day

he actually really liked the game

when his brothers find out he struggles to explain

Mammon

He starts playing after he sees Levi playing it

he was whining that he didn’t have enough energy to do a battle

he was intrigued so he downloaded it

he thinks you’re the best character. Definitely his favourite for your personality and looks

dont start him on the fanservice. You can tell when it’s on from his flushed looks

he may have some merch too

Leviathan

He was very excited for the games release

he thinks your character is really cool from the start

he has cosplayed you before

he will go on to his brothers about you and how you are amazing in every way

he prefers you to Ruri-chan

he can’t wait for the anime!

merchmerchmerch

probably has a body pillow of you

Satan

Levi wouldn’t shut up about the plot and it sounded… interesting

he thinks your character is interesting. Your back story is not said and he’s determined to find out

he will raise your intimacy level high above the others

originally it’s not a conscious thing but it does become one when he realises he prefers you over all the other girls in there

he will sketch you sometimes and write about you

he talks to Levi in front of the brothers about it just to piss off lucifer

Asmodeus

Asmodeus falls for your amazing face when he sees the game trailer

theres no harm in trying out the game

he thinks he’ll only have it a few days and not prioritise it

hes very wrong

like very wrong

its all he can think about at times, gifting your character, watching your face light up

Beelzebub

Beel plays it because everyone else is

he thinks your character is very pretty and has a nice personality

whoever Wrote you must know what a nice person truly is

wishes you existed irl

he us not as innocent as you think with fan service you know

he won’t talk about the game but he does enjoy it

Belphegor

Belphie plays it because beel did

he starts prioritising events over sleep

and grinding for your new cards

he thinks your character is very attractive if they were real

he also thinks the game is worth all the talk Levi gives it

he probably has a body pillow but not for sinful reasons to sleep on

Diavolo

We all know he will find out through lucifer

he thinks it’s what all the youths do: either lucifer or youthful fun 101 told him

he likes it a lot

he has money to spare too

like he spends a lot on getting your new cards

your intimacy level is really high

he also has you as his strongest

loves your design

might have merch

Barbatos

Hell only play in his spare time

yet still manages to get lots of good cards and stay updated

he also loves MC- she’s awesome

reminds him of himself

his favourite card of you is ‘the dutiful maid’

Plays because Diavolo wanted him too

Simeon

He’s not good at technology but this helps him

he loves playing the game- even if he had trouble downloading it

favourite character is MC no questions asked

he will not save for 10 pulls, he only does 1 pulls

Solomon

He plays because asmo does

he thinks your character is cute and grinds for new cards

you seem kind of shady but he still loves you

he has seen fanart

tried to cook your favourite dish from the game and it’s awful

he is really good at the game surprisingly

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Hey all! Just wanted to give everyone a bit of a content update.

I apologize for the lack of content for the past… year. I’ve been working through some stuff, and it’s been hard for me to find the motivation or inspiration to write. It comes in short bursts, meaning I’ve been (very) slowly chipping away at multiple projects at once. I just thought I’d update everyone on how things are going and make a list (partly for myself) of what I have in the works, what still needs to be done, and what you can expect from me in the future. Admittedly these are mostly obey me fics but I DO have other things tumbling about in my brain, I promise.

Opposite Day: 2/5 chapters finished, the rest 100% planned and around 30-40% written.

I’ve been sitting on an unfinished chapter 3 for almost a year now, and have written good portions of the other chapters in the meantime. This is the project I’m most excited to finish, and I feel bad for abandoning it for so long. Rest assured, I *am* still working on it, and am extremely happy it’s been so well received.

Untitled Simeon Comfort Fic: 75% finished.

Originally I wanted this written for his birthday (which was in February lmao) but as you can see that did not happen. I’ve got the beginning and end all written out, I sort of went off the script at the end with fun purgatory hall family fluff so the only thing I don’t have written is… actually the eating part. This will probably be the first fic I actually post, seeing as it’s the closest to completion.

“A series of Obey Me Vore Headcanons” Re-Write (Title Very WIP) 2.5/7 chapters re-written

This one I don’t think I’ve mentioned on here yet. I’ve grown increasingly unsatisfied with my original obey me headcanons list that I posted last year when I first got into the fandom. A. Because I hadn’t gotten very far into the story when I wrote it and didn’t get the full scope of the characters yet and B. (Most importantly) I feel like I really didn’t do the characters justice.

Since I originally posted it, there’s been a healthy amount of discussion on depth and nuance in vore media and reducing characters to tropes, etc. I’d like to re-write this series to focus less on physical aspects and “how they eat you” but rather more of an emotional and story driven story of why they eat you and their emotions and struggles that come with it. The obey me brothers are incredibly interesting characters, and I’d like to explore them in more depth and show you how interesting they can really be and why I love them so much.

This one might take a while to complete, but it’s gonna happen at some point. I‘ll keep up the original half-finished version in the meantime since I don’t want to delete it and ao3 doesn’t allow privating fics without orphaning them. I know it’s ugly in it’s current state, just know I’m working on it and the rest of those chapters will be overhauled eventually.

“Miss Em”: 80% written (kind of)

I’ve had this one sitting in my drafts for a while now. Originally I had plans to start another multi-chapter series but then Opposite Day sort of went to shit so I scrapped it knowing it was way too ambitious. But now I still have a mostly written Mammon fic in my notes app just sitting there and it would be a shame to just…leave it. I’m not sure what I’m gonna do with this one, Maybe I’ll write the Beel companion piece to it that I had planned and just leave it as a 2-parter. Who knows. It’s really cute, and I want to share it at some point.

Untitled Obey Me mini-drabbles: 60% written

Honestly this wasn’t supposed to be a whole thing. I started randomly writing one day on a burst of inspiration and it turned into little mini “scenario slices” for all the characters and I really like how it turned out. I still need to write for two of the characters and polish up some others, but it’s a fun low-stress thing to work on in between projects. Also excited to share it possibly soon since they’re fairly short and shouldn’t take long to finish (but you know me…)

An unspecified ITWOM fanfic: 0% written, 50% planned

For those who aren’t familiar, “In the World of Monsters” is an amazing novel authored by @vore-toast that just recently received a fantastic ending and epilogue (Please read it! It’s fantastic!) And I really would like to write a little something for it to show my appreciation. I have an idea planned out, but details would involve spoilers so I can’t say much. I’d need to ask for guidance on what exactly to include since the things I would like to write about haven’t exactly *happened yet* but I’ve said too much already… hee hee. I don’t know when this fic is gonna happen, but I swear to you it will. And if my original idea doesn’t work out, it’ll be something. I WILL be writing for this series, mark my words.

Heroes Off-Duty. 0% written, ??% planned

Huh? That’s weird... That one’s not supposed to be there. Ah well, It’s not relevant anyway. Carry on.

#op #Kate says things #‘Finish a WIP or draw 25 cards’#Me with the whole deck: 😎

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Once again @bearyposts had a very cute idea and I ran with it! I switched it up just a little bit I hope you don’t mind!

Prompt: B- Beach

Pairing: Luke x gn!reader (but not like that you weirdo)

Genre: Fluff!!

“The whole day??”

“Yep! The entire day! You better hurry up, I bet the tide washed up a lot of cool stuff last night!”

Luke took off to go change for your day out, leaving you and Simeon alone to quietly laugh at how excited he was. The young angel was always so happy to see you and always so eager to help you out with any task you had, however the two of you never got a chance to spend time together without a bunch of loud demons hanging around.

You had mentioned this to Barbatos one day while learning a new recipe at the Demon Lord’s Castle, it had been his idea to ask Lord Diavolo for access to his private beach, you thought it was a great idea and had gone to search for the prince immediately.

Your original request was just to have access to the beach for a few hours so you and Luke could enjoy some quality time together, but Diavolo had given you the entire day instead.

You had texted Simeon the night before, informing him of your plan to surprise Luke and take him for the whole day, Simeon of course thought it was a wonderful idea and promised not to say anything.

Watching Luke’s eyes light up when you finally told him the next morning was worth the wait, he had changed clothes in record time and was now pulling you out of the room by your arm, he was still beaming with joy and for a moment you thought he may start vibrating from excitement.

“Make sure he wears sunscreen!! Angels have sensitive skin!!” Simeon called after you like a protective mother.

“What should we do first?” Luke asked the minute you arrived at Diavolo’s private beach.

“Well, it’s still pretty early, the sun is still rising so I thought we could walk along the shore and see what cool stuff we can find!” The young angel made a beeline for the water and you chased after him.

The two of you walked along the shore for a while, occasionally stopping when one of you found something interesting, Luke was proud to show you every cool shell he saw but was in total awe when you found a broken sand dollar and gave it to him.

Eventually you both returned to the umbrella and chairs where your stuff was sitting, Luke was afraid of losing his new momento so he asked you to hold onto it for him, you safely tucked it away in the bag you brought so you could focus on the next activity.

“OH! Can we build a sandcastle?? But like a really big one! With a moat?” Luke asked, already holding the bucket.

“Sure,” you laughed a little “but first you better put on sunscreen, I’m not getting yelled at by Simeon if you burn!”

“Ugh, fiiine.” Luke groaned as you passed him the lotion. “Why does Simeon have to treat me like a little kid?”

“Well, you wouldn’t want Micheal to see you red like a lobster now would you?” You teased. Luke started to respond but quickly stopped, he knew you were right.

The next two hours were spent putting together the biggest sandcastle you had ever seen….or so you thought.

“BIGGER?! Luke how big do you want this to be? I’m pretty sure you can see this from Purgatory Hall at this point!” You laughed, he was a very ambitious angel that was for sure.

“Yes!! This is just the first level! We need to add more, and the moat still isn’t finished— OH! We should add a drawbridge!!” Before you could answer Luke took off to look for something to act as a bridge.

The rest of the afternoon was just as fun, you continued to add on to the massive sandcastle, you both spent time in the water to cool off, you found a big stick and wrote your names in the sand and doodled little drawings around them, you saw several school of fish swim by while standing in the water, you even managed to catch a few in the moat on accident when the tide started to come back in.

After a very full day of fun in the sun you told Luke it was time to head back, he started to complain but quickly changed his tune when he realized he could show Simeon all the pictures you took together.

“We’re back!” You chimed.

“Oh! Did you two have—“

“SIMEON SIMEON LOOK!! We built a sandcastle bigger than Diavolo’s castle and we saw a bunch of fish and we—“ Luke continued to babble on about your day together, Simeon was desperately trying to keep up as the young angel scrolled through all the photos. “OH AND CHECK THIS OUT!!”

Luke pulled the sand dollar from his pocket, showing it off to Simeon and telling him all about it. You couldn’t help but smile at how adorable it was watching him explain what exactly a sand dollar was, something you had just taught him earlier in the day.

You said your goodbyes and headed back home, worn out and ready to eat a quick dinner and head to bed. As you walked up the steps to the House of Lamentation you heard yelling from inside, not unusual but this yelling sounded frantic, you opened the door and followed the sound of the voices. In the living room you found five of the seven brothers all panicking and yelling.

“WHAT DO WE DO?!”

“I don’t understand!! How could this happen?”

“HOW DID WE LOSE A WHOLE HUMAN??”

“Did we not show them enough love??”

“MAYBE YOU DIDN’T BUT I KNOW I SHOWED ‘EM PLENTY OF LOVE!! How could they just leave like that??”

You were far too invested in the scene playing out, Asmodeus was draped on the couch with his arm over his face in true drama queen fashion, Satan was vigorously shaking Levi who seemed to be hyperventilating and repeating himself, Belphie and Mammon were the only ones still searching…although you weren’t sure the the couch cushions were a great place to look.

“Did you lose your house keys again?” You finally asked loud enough to be heard over the commotion.

“NO I DIDN’T LOSE MY KEYS!! YOU KNOW DAMN—“ Mammon paused, registering your voice for a minute.

In total unison all five yelled your name and beamed with joy, you just smiled and laughed. You could see all of them immediately relax after seeing you in the doorway, suddenly realizing that you may have forgot to tell them about your plans for the day and that you didn’t have great signal at the beach to receive texts and calls, you wondered just how long they had been searching for you.

“LISTEN UP! I just heard back from Lord Diav—” Lucifer barged into the room, visibly distraught. His hair a mess, his coat missing and tie undone around his neck, you did your best to contain your laughter. “How did you—”

“YOU FOUND THEM!!!”

You recognized the loud voice behind you and knew what was about to happen, you turned quickly trying to brace yourself and stop the large demon from plowing into you, you were far too late.

“No Beel wait!!” In an instant you were trapped against his chest, his vice like hug ripping all the air from your lungs, your feet wiggled as he lifted you off the ground. “I can’t…breathe please Beel.”

Your plea for air was ignored, instead you were swarmed by the other six brothers all joinng the hug and telling you how much they were worried about you. You realized just how quickly these demons fell apart when you weren’t around, all this fuss because you took one day to spend time with Luke.

You loved these big idiots.

#obey me #obey me shall we date #omswd #obey me fanfic #obey me luke #obey me luke fluff #omswd luke #om! luke #obey me simeon #obey me mammon #obey me mc #obey me lucifer

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Deranged, Destitute, and Dishonest Dementia Dummy donnie j. dump Doesn't Get To Be The Republican Presidential Nominee Anymore…Mwahahahahahahahahaa!!! A March 18, 2024 Update For All Political Debate Lovers! Part 17/17

Earthquake: 16:13:50 GMT+3 Jerusalem, Israel, 06:13:50 PDT Local Time Ashford, Washington (Approximately 23 minutes after Judge McAffee's ruling allowing the Fulton County Georgia case to go forward)

TANAKH (Jewish Publication Society, Hebrew-English) Page 541: Judges 9:52 Abimelech pressed forward to the tower and attacked it. He approached the door of the tower to set it on fire. Judges 9:53 But a woman dropped an upper millstone on Abimelech's head and cracked his skull. Judges 9:54 He immediately cried out to his attendant, his arms bearer, "Draw your dagger and finish me off, that they may not say of me, 'A woman killed him!;" So his attendant stabbed him, and he died. Judges 9:55 When the men of Israel saw that Abimelech was dead, everyone went home.

donald trump Just Confirmed He's Under Investigation For Firing James Comey By Kate Samuelson June 16, 2017 9:52 AM EDT “I am being investigated for firing the FBI Director by the man who told me to fire the FBI Director! Witch Hunt,” donald trump wrote on Twitter Friday morning. On June 14, the Washington Post reported on allegations that trump was under investigation for possible obstruction of justice, citing unidentified officials. trump denied the report, calling it a “phony story,” and a spokesman for trump’s lawyer questioned the legality of leaking information in a statement to TIME, but did not deny the report. The man trump is thought to be referencing in his tweet is Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein, who wrote a memo that provided a basis for Comey’s dismissal. Source: https://time.com/4821334/president-trump-confirmed-investigation-comey/

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Strong's Concordance #1160 Beor: From ba'ar (in the sense of burning); a lamp; to kindle, i.e. consume (by fire or by eating); to become brutish, to be brutish; to take away; father of an Edomite king, also the father of Balaam Original Word: בְּעוֹר

TANAKH (Jewish Publication Society, Hebrew-English) Page 606: 1 Samuel 16:13 Samuel took the horn of oil and anointed him in the presence of his brothers; and the spirit of the Lord gripped David from that day on. Samuel then set out for Ramah.

According to Jewish tradition, the Torah contains 613 commandments (Hebrew: תרי״ג מצוות, romanized: taryag mitzvot). This tradition is first recorded in the 3rd century CE, when Rabbi Simlai mentioned it in a sermon that is recorded in Talmud Makkot 23b. Other classical sages who hold this view include Rabbi Simeon ben Azzai and Rabbi Eleazar ben Yose the Galilean. It is quoted in Midrash Exodus Rabbah 33:7, Numbers Rabbah 13:15–16; 18:21 and Talmud Yevamot 47b. The 613 commandments include "positive commandments", to perform an act (mitzvot aseh), and "negative commandments", to abstain from an act (mitzvot lo taaseh). The negative commandments number 365, which coincides with the number of days in the solar year, and the positive commandments number 248, a number ascribed to the number of bones and main organs in the human body.

Although the number 613 is mentioned in the Talmud, its real significance increased in later medieval rabbinic literature, including many works listing or arranged by the mitzvot. The most famous of these was an enumeration of the 613 commandments by Maimonides. While the total number of commandments is 613, no individual can perform all of them. Many can only be observed at the Temple in Jerusalem, which no longer stands. According to one standard reckoning, there are 77 positive and 194 negative commandments that can be observed today, of which there are 26 commands that apply only within the Land of Israel. In addition, some commandments only apply to certain categories of Jews: some are only observed by kohanim, and others only by men or by women. (Wikipedia)

Strong's Concordance #23 Abiasaph: "my father has gathered," from 'ab and 'acaph; father of gathering (i.e. Gatherer); an Israelite name Original Word: אֲבִיאָסָף

Luke 6:13 When morning came, he called his disciples to him and chose twelve of them, whom he also designated apostles: Luke 6:14 Simon (whom he named Peter), his brother Andrew, James, John, Philip, Bartholomew, Luke 6:15 Matthew, Thomas, James son of Alphaeus, Simon who was called the Zealot, Luke 6:16 Judas son of James, and Judas Iscariot, who became a traitor. Luke 6:17 When they came down from the mountain, the disciples stood with Jesus on a large, level area, surrounded by many of his followers and by the crowds. There were people from all over Judea and from Jerusalem and from as far north as the seacoasts of Tyre and Sidon. Luke 6:19 Everyone tried to touch him, because healing power went out from him, and he healed everyone. Luke 6:20 Then Jesus turned to his disciples and said, “God blesses you who are poor, for the Kingdom of God is yours. Luke 6:21 God blesses you who are hungry now, for you will be satisfied. God blesses you who weep now, for in due time you will laugh. Luke 6:22 What blessings await you when people hate you and exclude you and mock you and curse you as evil because you follow the Son of Man. Luke 6:23 When that happens, be happy! Yes, leap for joy! For a great reward awaits you in heaven. And remember, their ancestors treated the ancient prophets that same way.

Matthew 13:47 “Again, the Kingdom of Heaven is like a fishing net that was thrown into the water and caught fish of every kind. Matthew 13:48 When the net was full, they dragged it up onto the shore, sat down, and sorted the good fish into crates, but threw the bad ones away. Matthew 13:49 That is the way it will be at the end of the world. The angels will come and separate the wicked people from the righteous, Matthew 13:50 throwing the wicked into the fiery furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

TANAKH (Jewish Publication Society, Hebrew-English) Page 1: Genesis 1:3 God said, "Let there be light"; and there was light.

John 11:9 Jesus replied, “There are twelve hours of daylight every day. During the day people can walk safely. They can see because they have the light of this world.

TANAKH (Jewish Publication Society, Hebrew-English) Pages 124 and 125: Exodus 7:1 The Lord replied to Moses, "See, I place you in the role of God to Pharaoh, with your brother Aaron as your prophet. Exodus 7:2 You shall repeat all that I command you, and yuour brother Aaron shall speak to Pharaoh to let the Israelites dpart from his land. Exodus 7:3 But I will harden Pharaoh's heart, that I may multiply My signs and marvels in the land of Egypt. Exodus 7:4 When Pharaoh does not heed you, I will lay My hand upon Egypt and deliver My ranks, My people the Israelites, from the land of Egypt with extraordinary chastisements. Exodus 7:5 And the Egyptians shall know that I am the Lord, when I stretch out My hand over Egypt and bring out the Israelites from their midst."

Mark 4:1 Again Jesus began to teach by the lake. The crowd that gathered around him was so large that he got into a boat and sat in it out on the lake, while all the people were along the shore at the water’s edge. Mark 4:2 He taught them many things by parables, and in his teaching said: Mark 4:3 “Listen! A farmer went out to sow his seed. Mark 4:4 As he was scattering the seed, some fell along the path, and the birds came and ate it up. Mark 4:5 Some fell on rocky places, where it did not have much soil. It sprang up quickly, because the soil was shallow. Mark 4:6 But when the sun came up, the plants were scorched, and they withered because they had no root. Mark 4:7 Other seed fell among thorns, which grew up and choked the plants, so that they did not bear grain. Mark 4:8 Still other seed fell on good soil. It came up, grew and produced a crop, some multiplying thirty, some sixty, some a hundred times.” Mark 4:9 Then Jesus said, “Whoever has ears to hear, let them hear.” Mark 4:10 When he was alone, the Twelve and the others around him asked him about the parables. Mark 4:11 He told them, “The secret of the kingdom of God has been given to you. But to those on the outside everything is said in parables Mark 4:12 so that, “’they may be ever seeing but never perceiving, and ever hearing but never understanding; otherwise they might turn and be forgiven!’” Mark 4:13 Then Jesus said to them, “Don’t you understand this parable? How then will you understand any parable? Mark 4:14 The farmer plants seed by taking God’s word to others. Mark 4:15 Some people are like seed along the path, where the word is sown. As soon as they hear it, Satan comes and takes away the word that was sown in them. Mark 4:16 Others, like seed sown on rocky places, hear the word and at once receive it with joy. Mark 4:17 But since they don’t have deep roots, they don’t last long. They fall away as soon as they have problems or are persecuted for believing God’s word. Mark 4:18 The seed that fell among the thorns represents others who hear God’s word, Mark 4:19 but all too quickly the message is crowded out by the worries of this life, the lure of wealth, and the desire for other things, so no fruit is produced. Mark 4:20 And the seed that fell on good soil represents those who hear and accept God’s word and produce a harvest of thirty, sixty, or even a hundred times as much as had been planted!”

1 Corinthians 13:13 And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.

Earthquake: M 1.3 - 11.9 km (7.4 mi) SE of Ashford, Washington

2024-03-15 13:13:50 (UTC) 46.695°N 121.905°W 4.1 km depth

By NF-8415 and Mesatchee ("bad, evil or wicked") Creek near Sawtooth Ridge and High Rock.

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Strong's Concordance #46 abir: From 'abar; mighty (spoken of God) -- mighty (one), knight. Original Word: אָבִיר

Strong's Concordance #695 ereb: a lying in wait, ambush, a covert, lair, den Original Word: אֶרֶב

121.905°W

Strong's Concordance #121 Adam: the first man, a person, also a city in the Jordan Valley Original Word: אָדָם

Strong's Concordance #905 bad: alone, separation, a part; fabric, cloth, canvas Original Word: בּד

TANAKH (Jewish Publication Society, Hebrew-English) Pages 77, 78, and 79: Genesis 37:8 His brothers answered, "Do you mean to reign over us? Do you mean to rule over us?" And they hated him even more for his talk about his dreams. Genesis 37:9 He dreamed another dream and told it to his brothers, saying, "Look, I have had another dream: And this time, the sun, the moon, and eleven stars were bowing down to me." Genesis 37:10 And when he told it to his father and brothers, his father berated him. "What," he said to him, "is this dream you have dreamed? Are we to come, I and your mother and yhour brothers, and bow low to you to the ground?" Genesis 37:17 The man said, "They have gone from here, for I heard them say: Let us go to Dothan." So Joseph followed his brothers and found them at Dothan. Genesis 37:18 They saw him from afar, and before he came close to them they conspired to kill him. Genesis 37:19 They said to one another, "Here comes that dreamer! Genesis 37:20 Come now, let us kill him and throw him into one of the pits; and we can say, 'A savage beast devoured him.' We shall see what comes of his dreams!" Genesis 37:21 But when Reuben heard it, he tried to save him from them. He said, "Let us not take his life." Genesis 37:22 And Reuben went on, "Shed no blod! Cast him into that pit out in the wilderness, but do not touch him yourselves"--intending to save him from them and restore him to his father. Genesis 37:23 When Joseph came up to his brothers, they stripped Joseph of his tunic, the ornamented tunic that he was wearing, Genesis 37:24 and took him and cast him into the pit. The pit was empty; there was no water in it. Genesis 37:25 Then they sat down to a meal. Looking up, they saw a caravan of Ishmaelites coming from Gilead, their camels bearing gum, balm, and ladanum to be taken to Egypt. Genesis 37:26 Then Judah said to his brothers, "What do we gain by killing our brother and covering up his blood? Genesis 37:27 Come, let us sell him to the Ishmaelites, but let us not do away with him ourselves. After all, he is our brother, our own flesh." His brothers agreed. Genesis 37:28 When Midianite traders passed by, they pulled Joseph up out of the pit. They sold Joseph for twenty pieces of silver to the Ishmaelites, who brought Joseph to Egypt.

Diana Ross & the Supremes - The Impossible Dream

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Published: December 12, 2018 (346th day) Duration: 4:48 (288 seconds) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bsN4Uoa3FA 3bsN4Uoa3FA (3, 4, 3) April 3, 3:00 PM, AD 33: The Crucifiction, Death, Resurrection, Salvation, and Redemption of Jesus Christ bsNUoaFA aabfnosu 1+1+2+6+40+50+90+200=390. 390+3+4+3=400. 400+288=688. 688+346=1034.

Strong's Concordance #1034 Beth Lebaoth: From bayith and the plural of labiy'; house of lionesses; a place in Simeon Original Word: בֵּית לְבָאוֹת

To dream the impossible dream To fight the unbeatable foe To bear with unbearable sorrow To run where the brave dare not go

To right the unrightable wrong To love pure and chaste from afar To try when your arms are too weary To reach the unreachable star

This is my quest to follow that star No matter how hopeless, no matter how far To fight for the right Without question or pause To be willing to march Into hell for a heavenly cause

And I know if I'll only be true To this glorious quest That my heart will lie peaceful and calm When I'm laid to my rest

And the world will be better for this That one man, scorned and covered with scars Still strove with his last ounce of courage To reach the unreachable star The fight the unbeatable foe To dream the impossible dream

And the world will be better for this That one man, scorned and covered with scars Still strove with his last ounce of courage To reach the unreachable star To fight the unbeatable foe To dream the impossible dream

TANAKH (Jewish Publication Society, Hebrew-English) Page 1313: Amos 3:7 Indeed, my Lord God does nothing Without having revealed His purpose To His servants the prophets. Amos 3:8 A lion has roared, Who can but fear? My Lord God has spoken, Who can but prophesy?

“The universe has its way of forcing things upon you. If you've never experienced unconditional love, it will offer you this a few times in your life. Either it will be clear as day or it will be a blessing in disguise. If you keep saying 'no' due to unhealed family patters and old fear based wounds that cause a lack of selflove, one day it will stop passing by and you will have to carry the consequences of refusing to see beauty in tempory chaos. You deserve love, and that's the one lesson each and every one of us have in common.” ― Axelle Lioness

“Lucy buried her head in his mane to hide from his face. But there must have been magic in his mane. She could feel lion-strength going into her. Quite suddenly she sat up. "I'm sorry, Aslan," she said. "I'm ready now." "Now you are a lioness," said Aslan. "And now all Narnia will be renewed. But come. We have no time to lose.” ― C. S. Lewis

“Until the lion learns how to write, every story will glorify the hunter,” says an African proverb. But what if the lionesses write eloquently but the editors prefer the hunters’ version?” ― Rebecca Solnit, Whose Story Is This? Old Conflicts, New Chapters

“If a lioness spends her hours pacing back and forth in a cage of gold with the finest meats at her disposal, does that make her any less of a prisoner? If that same feline’s fangs are filed down to blunt, un-tearing teeth and her roar is silenced, can she still be called a lioness?” ― Kristen Reed, The Kings' Council

“A lioness will use all of her strength even when hunting a rabbit.” ― Kazuki Nakashima, Kill la Kill, Vol. 3

Joan Osborne - One Of Us

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Published: July 23, 2021 (204th day) Duration: 4:51 (291 seconds) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDdOnl0bHO4 aDdOnl0bHO4 (0, 4) aDdOnlbHO abddhlnoo 1+2+4+4+8+20+40+50+50=179. 179+0+4=183. 183+291=474. 474+204=678.

Strong's Concordance #678 atsil: a side, corner, an extremity, a remote or distant part/region/area, a chief man, noble. Original Word: אָצִיל

Area code 678 serves the Atlanta, GA metro area. It includes the cities of Atlanta, Sandy Springs, Roswell, Johns Creek, and Alpharetta. It is an overlay for area code 770 and area code 404 and serves the combined area. (allareacodes.com)

Céline Dion - The Power Of The Dream | Opening Ceremony of the Atlanta, GA 1996 Olympics

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July 19th, 1996 (201st day) Duration: 4:34 (274 seconds) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynJc0YZkA3k ynJc0YZkA3k (JC, 0, 3) ynJcYZkAk acjkknyyz 1+3+600+10+10+40+400+400+500=1964. 1964+0+3=1967. 1967+274=2241. 2241+201=2442.

Strong's Concordance #2442 chakah: the idea of piercing; properly, to adhere to; hence, to await -- long, tarry, to wait. Original Word: חָכָה

“I believe with complete faith in the coming of Mashiach. Though he tarry, nonetheless I await him every day, that he will come.”

TANAKH (Jewish Publication Society, Hebrew-English) Page 382: Deuteronomy 4:3 You saw with your own eyes what the Lord did in the matter of Baal-peor, that the Lord your God wiped out from among you every person who followed Baal-peor; Deuteronomy 4:4 while you, who held fast to the Lord your God, are all alive today.

Strong's Concordance #8415 tehom: from huwm; an abyss (as a surging mass of water), especially the deep (the main sea or the subterranean water-supply) -- deep (place), depth; confusion, empty place, without form, nothing, vain, vanity, waste Original Word: תְּהוֹם

TANAKH (Jewish Publication Society, Hebrew-English) Pages 867 and 868: Isaiah 10:10 Since I was able to seize The insignificant kingdoms, Whose images exceeded Jerusalem's and Samaria's, Isaiah 10:11 Shall I not do to Jerusalem and her images What I did to Smaria and her idols?" Isaiah 10:12 But when my Lord has carried out all his purpose on Mount Zion and in Jerusalem, He will punish the majestic pride and overbearing arrogance of the king of Assyria. Isaiah 10:13 For he tought, "By the might of my hand have I wrought it, By my skill, for I am clever: I have erased the borders of peoples; I have plundered their treasures, And exiled their vast populations. Isaiah 10:14 I was able to seize, like a nest, the wealth of peoples; As one gathers abandoned eggs, So I gathered all the earth: Nothing so much as flapped a wing Or opened a mouth to peep." Isaiah 10:15 Does an ax boast over him who hews with it, Or a saw magnify itself above him who weilds it? As though the rod raised him who lifts it, As though the staff lifted the man! Isaiah 10:16 Assuredly, The Sovereign Lord of Hosts will send A wasting away in its fatness; And under its body shall burn A burning like that of fire, Destroying frame and flesh. It shall be like a sick man who pines away. Isaiah 10:17 The Light of Israel will be fire And its Holy One flame. It will burn and consume its thorns And its thistles in a single day,

House of Pain - Jump Around

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May 5, 1992 (126th day) Duration: 3:37 (217 seconds) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3Z-kL1Ep_A r3Z-kL1Ep_A (3, 1) rZ-kLEp_A aeklprz 1+5+10+20+60+80+500=676. 676+3+1=680. 680+217=897. 897+126=1023.

Strong's Concordance #1023 beth hammerchaq: Beth-ham-Merchak; house of great distance; place that was/is very distant/far away Original Word: בֵּית המֶּרְחָק

Arnold Schwarzenegger: Why I don't think traitor trump will win a second presidential election

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Published: June 16, 2023 (167th day) Duration: 10:40 (640 seconds) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxIZtOfkneo oxIZtOfkneo efiknoootxz 5+6+9+10+40+50+50+50+100+300+500=1120. 1120+640=1760. 1760+167=1927.

Strong's Concordance #1927 hadarah: Feminine of hadar; decoration -- beauty, honor. Original Word: הֲדָרָה

Sleeping Beauty - "Now Sword of Truth, Fly Swift and Sure; That Evil Die and Good Endure!"

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January 29, 1959 (29th day) Duration: 1:49 (109 seconds) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTDb4G-v9zw DTDb4G-v9zw (4, 9) DTDbGvzw bddgtvwz 2+4+4+7+100+700+900+500=2217. 2217+4+9=2230. 2230+109=2339. 2339+29=2368.

Strong's Concordance #2368 chotham: a seal, signet ring Original Word: חוֹתָם

TANAKH (Jewish Publication Society, Hebrew-English) Pages 1796, 1797, and 1798: Esther 8:1 That very day King Ahasuerus gave the property of Haman, the enemy of the Jews, to Queen Esther. Mordecai presented himself to the king, for Esther had revealed how he was related to her. Esther 8:2 The king slipped off his ring, which he had taken back from Haman, and gave it to Mordecai; and Esther put Mordecai in charge of Haman's property. Esther 8:3 Esther spoke to the king again, falling at his feet and weeping, and beseeching him ot avert the evil plotted by Haman the Agagite against the Jews. Esther 8:4 The king extended the golden scepter to Esther, and Esther arose and stood before the king. Esther 8:5 "If it please Your Majesty," she said, "and if I have won your favor and the proposal seems right to Your Majesty, and if I am pleasing to you--let dispatches be written countermanding those which were written by Haman son of Hammedatha the Agagite, embodying his plot to annihilate the Jews throughout the king's provinces. Esther 8:6 For how can I bear to see the disaster wich will befall my people! And how can I bear to see the destruction of my kindred!" Esther 8:7 Then King Ahasuerus said to Queen Esther and Mordecai the Jew, "I have given Haman's property to Esther, and he has been impaled on the stake for scheming against the Jews. Esther 8:8 And you may further write with regard to the Jews as you see fit. [Write it] in the king's name and seal it with the king's signet, for an edict that has been written in the king's name and sealed with the king's signet may not be revoked." Esther 8:9 So the king's scribes were summoned at that time, on the twenty-third day of the third month, that is, the month of Sivan; and letters were written, at Mordecai's dictation, to the Jews and to the satraps, the governors and the officials of the one hundred and twenty-seven provinces from India to Ethiopia: to every province in its own script and to every people in its own language, and to the Jews in their own script and language. Esther 8:10 He had them written in the name of King Ahasuerus and sealed with the king's signet. Letters were dispatched by mounted couriers, riding steeds used in the king's service, bred of the royal stud, Esther 8:11 to this effect: The king has permitted the Jews of every city to assemble and fight for their lives; if any people or province attacks them, they may destroy, massacre, and exterminate its armed force together with women and hcildren, and plunder their possessions-- Esther 8:12 on a single day in all the provinces of King Ahasuerus, namely, on the thirteenth day of the twelfth month, that is, the month of Adar. Esther 8:13 The text of the document was to be issued as a law in every single province: it was to be publicly displayed to all the peoples, so that the Jews should be ready for that day to avenge themselves on their enemies.

TANAKH (Jewish Publication Society, Hebrew-English): Page 1810: Daniel 3:12 There are certain Jews whom you appointed to administer the province of Babylon, Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego; those men pay no heed to you, O king: they do not serve your god or worship the statue of gold that you have set up." Daniel 3:13 The Nebuchadnezzar, in raging fury, ordered Shadrach, Mesach, and Abed-nego to be brought; so those men were brought before the king. Daniel 3:14 Nebuchadnezzar spoke to them and said, "is it true, Shadrach, Mesach, and Abed-nego, that you do not serve my god or worship the statue of gold that I have set up? Daniel 3:15 Now if you are ready to fall down and worship the statue that I have made when you hear the sound of the horn, pipe, zither, lyre, psaltery, and bagpipe, and all other types of instruments, [well and good]; but if you will not worship, you shall at once be thrown into a burning fiery furnace, and what god is there that can save you from my power?" Daniel 3:16 Shadrach, Mesach, and Abed-nego said in reply to the king, "O Nebuchadnezzar, we have no need to answer you in this matter, Daniel 3:17 for if so it must be, our God whom we serve is able to save us from the burning fiery furnace, and He will save us from your power, O king. Daniel 3:18 But even if He does not, be it known to you, O king, that we will not serve your god or worship the statue of gold that you have set up."

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Can you do a oneshot of Solomon x Mammon relationship reveal and how everyone is reacting to it? With some Protective/Possessive Solomon? With a dash of Jealous MC or Asmodeus?

Sorcerer and Thief

Originally written June 2022

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Genre: fluff

Ship(s): Solomon X Mammon

Trigger/content warnings: mentions of sex but nothing NSFW

Headcanons/notes from the author: I ended up not using MC. I’ve been working on this in weird spurts. I never considered this ship before lol, I’ve only seen like, Solomon X Satan besides Solodeus for matching a brother with Solomon? Genderfluid Asmodeus, non-binary Simeon. I hope I wrote it okay, since I only had the reactions of three characters. It was getting really long and I didn’t want to make it bad lol

Brief Blurb: Solomon and Mammon ended up together. They decide it’s finally time to tell people.

It wasn’t supposed to be a serious thing. Mammon just wanted to have a casual thing with someone who wouldn’t mistreat him. He wanted to be given aftercare, and he wanted it to last more than a few minutes. One could only imagine his surprise when Solomon swiped right for him on Akudr. He almost didn’t accept the match, not wanting to cause any weirdness within his social circle… but did it really matter?

After they hooked up the first time, he found his crush revealing itself once again. Why were his eyes so beautiful? Was his kindness real? Did Solomon consider him a friend?

At first he pushed it off as purely a sexual bond. Of course he would find Solomon attractive again after hooking up with him! That’s how brains worked sometimes, after all. He shoved his feelings down, and refused to acknowledge the way his heart pounded in his chest whenever Solomon was around. Even if he did still have a crush on him, it didn’t mean that it was all that serious.

Eventually, though… one thing lead to another, and they ended up dating. Neither of them really wanted to say anything, since Asmodeus was bound to be upset about it. As time went on, though, it was getting more difficult to hide. They were a bit sick of it.

“Mammon,” Solomon muttered, snuggling closer to the demon. “Do you… think we should say something?”

Still in a bit of a haze from sleep, Mammon hushed Solomon and wrapped an arm around him. “‘m sleepy, babe.”

“It’s noon…”

“Sh.” Mammon growled and squished him close to himself. “Sleep.”

Chuckling, Solomon rolled his eyes and nuzzled into Mammon’s neck. “You’re grumpy.” He cackled when Mammon shushed him again, then kept his mouth shut. Listening to Mammon’s heartbeat was soothing, and he fluttered his eyes shut. “I love you…” he muttered.

After taking a deep breath, Mammon muttered, “I love you too, ya shady wizard.”

“I’m still shady when I’m your boyfriend?”

“Did ya change your shady ways or somethin’?” Mammon mumbled, then kissed Solomon’s hair.

Solomon decided to not say anything and kissed Mammon’s neck instead. “Since you’re still sleepy, why don’t I make breakfast?”

“Suddenly I have motivation to make breakfast,” Mammon announced, sitting up and making Solomon whine. “Ya gotta rest. You work too hard or whatever.”

“Why don’t you ever let me cook?” Solomon asked with a pout.

“‘Cause, uh…” Mammon gave Solomon a nervous smile. “I’ll tell ya later.”

Frowning, Solomon watched Mammon get out of bed. “If you insist, I suppose.”

“I do.” Mammon leaned over and kissed Solomon’s temple. “Ya mentioned somethin’ while I was still sleepy. What was it?”

“Oh, right.” Solomon sat up and rubbed his eyes, then yawned. “It’s getting exhausting not having anyone know we’re together.”

Mammon hummed and nodded. “That’s true.” He opened Solomon’s closet and dug through his clothes. “I mean, I think Simeon knows by now.”

“If Simeon hasn’t figured it out I would be surprised,” Solomon stated in agreement. “I… feel guilty about not telling Azzy in particular, though…”

Pausing his actions, Mammon turned to look at Solomon and crossed his arms. “I mean, you two used to fuck, right?”

“Mammon…”

“Genuinely,” Mammon reassured him. “I ain’t mad, obviously. I’m kinda feelin’ bad about not telling Asmo too, but honestly they’re the person I really don’t want to know. They’ll get all jealous.”

“Isn’t that more reason to tell them now…? They’ll be even more upset if we wait longer. It’s been a few months.” Solomon sighed and ran his fingers through his hair. “Azzy is my best friend. I’ve stopped sleeping with them, of course, but I didn’t really give an explanation. I’m sure they can tell I’m dating someone.”

“Well…” Mammon sighed. “I know you’re right. Damn wizard.” He resumed digging through Solomon’s clothes, then added, “Sorry. I love ya. It just… stresses me out. Not just ‘cause of Asmo, though. Lucifer doesn’t really like ya, y’know?”

Solomon rolled his eyes and laughed. “I know, babe.”

“Plus, my last few relationships have been rocky and ended on bad terms. Especially my last one.” He put on one of Solomon’s shirts, then went to put on his own discarded underwear and pants. “Like, I trust ya, I promise, there’s just a lot that makes me worry.”

Solomon stood up and joined Mammon at his side, then wrapped an arm around his waist. “I know. It’s okay. We can just start telling people, and if they have anything to say about it, they’ll have to go through me.” Mammon sighed and leaned into Solomon, nodding. “There’s nothing to be afraid of. I won’t let anyone hurt you over this.”

“I’m more afraid of what will happen to you,” Mammon admitted in a mutter. “Lucifer can be an asshole, y’know?”

Solomon chuckled and rubbed Mammon’s hip. “Yes, that is the case sometimes.”

After a while of physical reassurance, the two finished making themselves presentable before heading downstairs. In the kitchen, Simeon was already making breakfast. “Good morning, you two.”

Mammon felt his face heat up, realizing he was wearing one of Solomon’s shirts. “H-Hey, Simeon. I thought you angels were like, not home?”

Simeon raised an eyebrow, then glanced at Mammon. Biting back a smirk, Simeon turned around to face them. “No, we weren’t last night. We decided against staying the original three nights because Raphael got violently ill.” They watched Mammon nervously nod. “Is there a reason why we shouldn’t be here?”

“W-Well, no, I mean, y-ya live here, so…” Mammon hid his face in one of his hands, the other trying to push Solomon in front of himself.

“We were just being a bit loud last night,” Solomon stated plainly. “Mammon also probably expected that we’d have breakfast alone.”

“I thought that may be the case.” Simeon resumed cooking, humming a bit to themself. “Is there anything else?”

Solomon raised an eyebrow at Mammon, who gave a shaky smile, then nodded. “Mammon and I are boyfriends.”

Not looking away from their task, Simeon told him, “Thank you for telling me.”

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The couple had entered the House of Lamentation, and Mammon wouldn’t stop fidgeting as he watched Solomon take off his jacket. “Are ya sure you’re okay with Lucifer knowin’?”

Solomon perked an eyebrow. “Are you okay with Lucifer knowing?”

“I am!” Mammon exclaimed quickly, fumbling with his hands. “I-I jus’… I jus’ don’t want him to like, kill ya or something.”

“I don’t plan on being killed,” Solomon told him softly.

The two ascended the stairs, then made their way to Lucifer’s office. Mammon knocked on the door, half hoping Lucifer wouldn’t be on the other side. “Come in.”

Slowly, Mammon opened the door. “Could we talk for a minute?”

Lucifer set down his pen, then folded his hands on his desk. “Of course.”

Mammon pulled Solomon into the room, face growing in warmth every second he stood before Lucifer. “I… I am Solomon’s boyfriend.”

There was a pause. “Alright…” Lucifer scrutinized Solomon for a moment, then resumed his attention on Mammon. “This isn’t… some sort of scheme?”

“N-No.”

“Solomon isn’t forcing you?”

“N-No, Lucifer,” Mammon carefully hid Solomon behind himself a bit, suddenly feeling very protective. “It’s all genuine ‘n’ stuff, so… d-don’t be rude.”

Lucifer took a deep breath, closed his eyes, then exhaled and shot daggers at Solomon. “I expect you to treat him well.”

Solomon gave a smile. “Of course.”

“If that’s it, then… I need to get back to work.”

Mammon quickly ushered Solomon out of the room, then closed the door behind them. He let out a breath he didn’t realize he was holding. “Th-That was… smoother than I thought it would be.”

“Indeed,” Solomon gently brushed some hair from Mammon’s face, then ran his fingers along his cheek. “Do you want to take a break before we tell Azzy?”

Mammon shook his head. “N-Nah, I’d rather Asmo knew before the others.”

“Alright.” Solomon gently interlaced his fingers with Mammon’s, then led him to Asmodeus’ room. He knocked, then called out, “Azzy?”

There was commotion on the other side of the door, then it swung open, revealing a very pink-faced avatar of lust. “Solomon! Hi!” They noticed Mammon was holding the sorcerer’s hand, then felt their heart squish. “What’s up?”

“I wanted to talk to you about something,” Solomon told them softly. “Could we come in?”

“Um, okay!” Asmodeus attempted to keep up their cheerful façade, but Solomon could hear the twinge in their voice. They stepped aside, allowing the couple to enter the room before shutting the door. Mammon carefully took his hand away from Solomon’s, feeling a bit guilty despite there not being an actual reason to. “What do you want to talk about?”

Solomon watched Asmodeus sit down, examining their body language as he spoke. “Mammon and I are together, as a couple. Exclusively.”

Despite being well versed in pretending, Asmodeus’ face fell for a moment. They quickly forced another grin, blinking back tears that threatened to fall. “Thank you for telling me.” Solomon furrowed his eyebrows, then attempted to reach towards Asmodeus, but they quickly stood up and away from him. “I… am really happy for you two.”

The shaking in their voice was making Mammon’s heart break, and he had half a mind to go back on Solomon’s statement. He knew it wouldn’t do any good, but he couldn’t stand his little sibling being upset. “Asmo, um…”

“It’s okay!” they assured him quickly. “I’m just… surprised is all.” A tear rolled down their cheek, and they quickly wiped it away with their palm. “I just… am surprised. I’m just surprised.”

Solomon watched them carefully as he grabbed Mammon’s hand. “Alright. We have to go do something, so… thanks for listening.”

“Mmhm,” Asmodeus watched them leave the room, then slammed the door behind them and locked it.

The two heard them let out a guttural scream, then a loud sob. Mammon carefully examined Solomon’s face. “Are ya okay, Solomon?”

“Yes,” Solomon made a weary, small smile. “They will get over it.”

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