#orion will purposely give ford readings just to give him a ridiculous outcome

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Orion loves tarot cards, but Ford isn’t as impressed.

Alternately, Caryn and baby Ford

Plus the card

#orion #ford pines #caryn pines #they have a casual interest in tarot #and it's a big source of sass between the two #orion will purposely give ford readings just to give him a ridiculous outcome #'the cards say you're doomed to lose your left sock' #'har har' #*currently raining* 'the cards say to expect stormy weather' #'it's so great you have those cards to give us such useless information' #meanwhile little ford believed in his mother's readings for a while #he grew out of it by his teens as he realized they were also part of her cons