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Regulus: I'm so good at telling lies that came from my mother's side
Sirius: Honey, we don't have "mother's side" or something else, our parents are cousins
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vinjil · 1 year
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Sirius: Remus is just awesome in bed, do you know?
Regulus: Do you know that James is much better?
Sirius: shut up! Remus is the best!
Sirius:..
Sirius: Stop, did you say James?
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sunchasingstar · 9 months
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HC that Sirius takes after his mother in anger and emotions, she seen so much of who she used to be; who she could’ve become, in Sirius that it made her hate him most. Meanwhile, Regulus was always thought to be his father’s son, the perfect heir. Regulus had always been the son to follow the rules, to do what was expected of him. The second son, the second choice. He was the one to rebel in the quiet ways, to hide in the shadows while shedding his skin, just like who his father was. Except, Orion never rebelled, no.
Regulus took after his Uncle Alphard the most. A quiet man who had always been in his sister’s shadow, using it to his advantage. He took after his heart, as well. Like a curse, the second star must fall for the personification of the Sun, only to loose him in the end.
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voidpugh · 1 year
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french black brothers. nothing can change my mind about that.
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not-rab · 1 year
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Walburga: *sneering* How’s that gay phase going?
Sirius: *eating potato chips* Better than your marriage 👏
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rubusart · 1 year
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I just found an image of this hairstyle called “The Cobra” and like… that’s Walburga. That’s Walburga Black. So here she is.
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The hairstyle:
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padfootsaphrodite · 1 year
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Walburga dies**
Regulus tearing up- “it’s nice to have a bit of support in this difficult time”
Barty- “you thought she was a dick”
Regulus- “i never said that”
Dorcas” You did Reg”
Pandora- “I’ve definitely heard you say it”
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redadidassneakers · 2 years
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The noble most ancient house of black:
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No I do not apologize
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gfpandorarosier · 2 years
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*black brothers see the black family tree for the first time*
sirius: it says our parents are cousins lol
regulus: but that's a lie, right?
regulus: right?...
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siriuslystargazing · 1 year
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Sirius: we’re gonna sing Cher Lloyd by Cher Lloyd oh Becky G
Regulus: and don’t forget all the trouble we got into last time
Walburga: Why does somebody not know how to flush the toilet after they had a shit.
Sirius: it wasn’t me!
Walburga: Well it was fuckin one of you’s. Disgusting.
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justblaterando · 1 year
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I have just notice that according to the official data, Orion and Walburga are the sole case of same surname incest in the black family at least since the 1800’s. Even looking at the other 14 Pureblood families they married, there’s not one that repeats and they are quite variegated.
The only other detailed family tree we have is of the gaunt, they have 3 and 1/2 cases of same surname incest during the same time period and only 4 outsiders (One of those being Albert Potter with which the Gaunt already had a common ancestor through the Peverells)
All of this to say that the Blacks actually weren’t anymore incestuous than the standard Pureblood family (including Weasley, Potter ecc) meaning that Orion and Walburga were the odds one out and ☝️
a love match.
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picklesonjupiter · 1 year
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A Matter of Life and Love by Living_Free on ao3
I recommend this fic to absolutely everyone, especially if you're having a bad day and need a laugh. I was amused the entire time I read this. The characters just do and say hilarious things. You may not like all the pairings in the fic, but I highly recommend that you still read it for a good time. Honestly, consider it a crack fic taken seriously.
It all starts because Regulus can't swim, so James saves him from drowning and now he has a life debt. Orion makes the decision that they should get engaged because of the life debt. A lot of shenanigans happen.
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vinjil · 1 year
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Sirius: What the fuck? The door is locked outside.
Remus: It seems that we got into one of the "you won't leave until you have sex" rooms.
Sirius, starting to unplace his shirt: Well, nothing complicated.
Remus: Uh, wait, there's a sign here. "Welcome to a room you can't get out of until you're completely emotionally honest with each other."
Sirius:
Remus:
Sirius: We're going to die here.
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lilyevansmywife · 1 year
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Can we give Sirius a normal mother just for once? Not sweet and lovely and the best mother in the world but just someone who caring and love him even if she do it wrong sometimes?
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jessica-may-black · 1 year
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Last letter to Regulus Arcturus Black
He wasn't always like this. Cruel, yes, but not insane. I think loneliness did it to him. He has always been the best. The strongest, the smartest and most charismatic student. He was a leader and towered over his followers, even in his school days.
Have you ever wondered why your father and I are not marked and why he is tolerant of our decision to stay out of everything? Although we are one of the most coveted supporters, one of the strongest purebloods of the Sacred 28. We were his first followers, Regulus. We were the first to truly believe in him and his greatness. I don't know if it was a mistake, but I don't regret anything. Perhaps, if we had not given him support, today everything would look different, but such a talent as his should be recognized. However, the recognition tempted him, poisoned his soul, seducing him with strength and power.
I will be honest with you, Regulus. I do not support your self-assigned horcrux mission. Not because I am fanatical. Because I am human. Now, this may sound sentimental and you will wonder because you have never seen this side of me but as a human, I still see him as a bright young Tom Riddle, full of ambition and thirst for accomplishment and knowledge. But as a human, I also understand that what he created is an era of terror and this must end. This is why I bless you, my son and I curse fate, because I do not think that she will give me a chance to see you again. I'm proud of you Regulus, my true Black.
Walburga Black, 1979
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starratzz · 1 year
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Walburga Black. 🖤
“Becky, Please. I’m begging.” Alfred, her older brother looked down at her, frowning at the top of the stairs shocked and uncomfortable. If another man told her to calm down, she might just explode. They are not being married of to her tart of a cousin, to keep the bloodline pure, (like it’s not the purest family in the Wizarding world.)
She’s shaking all over, feeling her chest rise up and down aggressively as tears streamed down her face. Does her brother know nothing? Nothing at all? She was always convinced he hated the family as much as her, but standing there, her family watching like shes holding someone at wand-point.
“You’re begging?” She smiles wildly, “YOU’RE BEGGING?” She watched as her younger brother flinched at her booming voice.
“Walburga. You do not raise your voice at your older brother, or anyone that matter. You must accept this, you were born for it,” Irma, her mother spoke up with disgust. “I don’t want to marry him!! He’s horrible, mother, HORRIBLE.” She cried, stepping back as she clawed slightly at her aching throat from all the yelling. She felt faint. A headache as horrible as Orion was pounding in her head.
“You have no other option. It’s this or your nothing. Nothing to us or to anything. You are going to have an engagement party, your going to look pretty, your going to smile, and you BETTER not whine because if you say anything sarcastic, passive aggressive, or disrespectful I will pelt you across this house. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? DO YOU?! ANSWER ME, WALBURGA.”
“Are you kidding me?! Where do you think I learnt all this shit from!!” She cried, “Yes!! I understand, I UNDERSTAND.” She screamed, holding the sides of her head aggressively, sobbing more as she slid down the wall behind her. Married to a rich pure-blood man was always going to be her fate. Foolishly, she never thought that the rich man would be her troll of a cousin, Orion Black. She hated him to bits, getting a bone chilling shiver every time she was near him. She wanted to cry, and never stop, but her parents were right, she had to accept it, or she was nothing.
Walburga knew this was her mother once, and her grandmothers. She feared the day that the cycle would repeat the most. Happily leaving her wedding day at second place.
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