#orphan cars

[p1nkshield]

Superman: Are you sure this is the right spot? I mean who robs a bank in the middle January in Gotham?

Batman: Yes I’m sure. My informant is never wro- hn?

Nightwing: Open up please I’m cold.

Batman: …

Nightwing: …

Batman: *opens cape*

Nightwing: thank you!

Superman: uh..

Red hood: Move over I’m freezing out here!

Red Robin: Nightwing get to the back! You gotta make room!

Superman: ???

Spoiler: Agent A was right! I should have taken the winter suit! Excuse me, pardon me!

Orphan: … scoot.

Signal: T-thanks, B!

Robin: Fools! The lot of you! I have a legitimate reason to seek shelter! My winter suit is in need of repairs!

Batman:*Sigh*

Superman: How were you able to all fit under there?

Red Robin from inside the cloak: Hammer space! Ow!

Nightwing from inside the cloak: Don’t joke about that!

#Bruce is actually really happy #he loves all of his silly little guys #Batman’s cape is another dimension #his cape is a clown car #nightwing #red hood #red robin #orphan dc #spoiler dc #signal dc #robin dc #superman #batman #dc #supes sneaks a peek and is met with many glowing eyes and hissing

[vaguely-concerned]

the way garak looks at bashir as he puts all the clues together at the end of cardassians. the sheer 'look at that little twink go (affectionate, sexual overtones)' energy he manages to convey in the background there as bashir passionately does the presentation of their group project that garak did 80% of the actual work on. immaculate

#star trek ds9 #deep space 9 #star trek #garashir #elim garak #his lil face journey as they speak to the lady about rugal coming to the orphanage too. adorable. 'it's so over oh we're so back' #also the revelation that garak is high as a kite not only for this but for most of the first two seasons. hysterical #I love him so much already. #'yes yes I'm sure we're ALL very sad about the orphans or whatever. I wouldn't know I haven't experienced a natural emotion in years' #(let's hope he's at least fooling himself at this point) #ALSO also. sisko in his bathrobe in the middle of the night b/c 'so uh dad my unhinged new boyfriend wanted me to ask #if we could borrow the car. no he didn't say why. yeah I'm sure he has a driver's license he was like in the army or something #btw he snuck into my room while I was sleeping and I didn't notice a thing lmao isn't he cool???' #sisko you deal with so much all of the time and there aren't enough medals they could give you for it #bashir going 'tell me what's going on in your head or I stg I'll turn this runabout around'...... yes. yes wonderful

[appleciders]

BAD SISTERS + necklaces

#bad sisters #badsistersedit #ily symbolism....eva the car crash orphan w the patron saint of travelers...eva who carried her sisters on her back! #grace with the thimble to protect her from pricks. ursula with the hollow shell. baby becka with the silver spoon #eva garvey #grace williams #ursula flynn #bibi garvey #becka garvey #my edit #bibi im not sure but maybe for her 7 immediate family members? #cred to thegirl20 to recognizing evas necklace!!

[in-tua-deep]

sometimes it hits me in the face that a real person fact about me is that, when I was a child I was a villager. I lived in a village. I walked to the next village over, every day, to go to school

When I say it like that to an american I feel like I have the backstory of a dickensian orphan

#my posts #I was a normal English schoolchild I swear #I just happened to live in a small village #and every village in England is close bc it was all built before cars #ah #the fondness of passing into the next village and seeing the puckeridge sign #always lovingly vandalized to say fuckeridge #but yeah genuinely used to walk to school in the next village over #I’m only in my 20s #Americans act like I am a poor unfortunate orphan #bc everything in America is built fuckoff far from each other #I think I’ve been in subdivisions the size of my village

[valcaine]

ok fine I will dump my design of the orphan obliterator here

#technoblade #technoblade fanart #technofanart #dsmp techno #orphan obliterator #orphan obliterator sword #dsmp fanart #dream smp #digital art #fan art #I finished half of this while in a car #just saw it unfinished in my gallery and went sicko mode #coulda probably done it better but oh well lmao #art #weapon design #would this be a broadsword idk #just thought he should be called technoblade for a reason #funky electric sword #digital artwork #digital painting #art more like fart

[p2ii]

I feel like there's something to be said about the way fandom will treat characters who's trauma they can personally relate to Vs characters who they cant

#like obviously fandom has a thing against unpalatable victims regardless of where their trauma is from #but like #people tend to be way more understanding and compassionate to trauma that they can personally relate to or comprehend #in narutos case: #naruto struggled academically and was bullied as a child. he was alone and neglected on an emotional/domestic level #people can relate to aspects of his character despite the fantasy stuff of being a human sacrifice and part of the military and tend to car #alot more about his struggles #on the other hand the uchiha are discriminated against. sasuke is the sole survivor of ethnic cleansing/genocide. that is not something mos #people could even fathom the pain and trauma of. i mean its fucking /genocide/. and ontop of that he was essentially mind raped by his #brother. the person who he loved the most who betrayed him #and is still expected to function in a society that provides no support and continues to objectify him for his clans desirable traits #i feel like atla is also a good example #people can relate to and sympathize with the parental abuse and inadequacy/anger issues zuko deals with. and are forgiving when it comes to #his redeption arc #but when you take a character like jet. who has trauma in loosing his entire village/community and taking on a caretaker role to other #war orphans. thats not exactly a regual occurrence the average person can personally understand. his trauma is directly related to the war #and so despite him doing WAYY less shitty things than zuko. his is still demonized by the narrative. killed off and then mocked #and the fandom largely saw nothing wrong with this outcome #hama is in a similar bag but she also has the whole 'exploding apartments of pregnant women' distraction tactics added onto her #cause just showing colonialism and forced assimilation and fucking SLAVERY is bad on its own isnt enough ig #psii.txt #slavery mention #genocide mention #rape mention

[digenerate-trash]

I had a dream of Yan Avery doing a hit and run on robin

Okay fuck it I'm gonna combine some shit for this because yal know about my head cannon that bailey has a fucked up part of his face from like a horrible hit and run right??? Yall remeber that????

To recap: bailey is doing sketch shit being up for the position of new caretaker and he hates it. But what is he supossed to do. People still see him as the caretakers favourite kid. Not to mention he's a pretty boy with an aditude. Wich makes him irresistible to creeps.

He runs some jobs and absoloutly gets fucking wrecked by a car. Stright up. And who fucking hit him??? God damn avery. Avery has no clue who the fuck he hit but he rushes off scraps his car doesn't tell no one and his parents take care of any news coverage. So no one even covers it.

Bailey remembers the whole incident. Right down to the fucking license plate and made of the car. Just not who was driving. His face is fucked tho. It makes him scarier. When the cops ask what happened bailey refuses to explain (because of the sketchy shit he was doing for his boss/caretaker) and it rises bailey up the ranks basically from promising canadate to successor.

And now that bailey is like a big prominent figure he hasn't stopped looking for that car. (Revenge mindset) But its long gone and avery was never held responsible.

But fucking imagine?! Imagine bailey's face when he walks into the hosbital to pick up another one of his brats because they are in the hosbital and he finds out Robin's been hit by a car??? You think bailey wouldn't have some sympathy for that?! You think bailey wouldn't be gleaning as much information as he could only to realise that this hit an run is as mysterious as his was?! Imagine how pissed he'd be on Robin's behalf. Like he was a peice of shit. But robin has berley done anything wrong besides being a. Freeloader and all of a sudden now bailey sees himself in robin more then anyone else in the garbage town.

#bailey the caretaker #dol #avery the businessperson #robin the orphan #angst #tw car crash #tw hit and run #tw cars

[vivitalks]

“Parker,” Eliot hisses at the ceiling vent, “what the fuck?" Aw, shit. “Aw, shit.” Hardison grimaces, rubbing his head. In the…excitement of the night, he completely forgot about Parker. “Parker, why are you in the ceiling?” There's a long pause. “I don't understand the question,” Parker says.

eliot/hardison/parker rights

#eliot spencer #alec hardison #parker leverage #do they have a ship name #leverage #leverage fic #leverage ot3 #fic #my fic #stuff #quick lil thing bc im obsessed with the dynamics here #i will have to do a more in depth study one day hopefully #picture the marquee: aro eliot x ace parker x pan hardison ot3 qpr and they're all holding hands and it's great #eliot and parker boost cars and do yoga and fuckin rescue orphans together #they WOULD do that shit #okay im done back to actually WATCHING leverage now xoxo #this version of events is so delightful to me that i don't want to return to actual canon #i just want to live in this fantasy world ive created where this ot3 is extremely canon and real

[icantsaveyou]

#car seat headrest #mitski #dc comics #tim drake #cassandra cain #batman #red robin #black bat #batgirl #orphan #robin

[creative-caramel-coffee]

Hi guys

I’m so sorry for the lack of content on my A03 the past few days but I’m actually in the process of moving and it’s taking up pretty much all my time. I have about a few days until the move in date so it’s kind of busy for me. I should be back to posting soon … maybe a week and a half tops. Sorry to everyone waiting on fresh content. Love you all and don’t forget to drink water and take breaks.

Btw I’m the master of box packing Jenga now. 📦

#author is moving #author is busy af and is trying to find time to write #author is trying to figure out how to legally write and drive for the car trip but has only gotten as far as voice memos #not dead and non orphaned … just busy #moving is stressful

[justneedsalittlework]

Wild heavily modified AMX in the winner’s circle area, spotted at the Goodguys Spring Nationals in Phoenix, AZ, March 2019. Wow!

#AMC #American Motors #muscle car #American Muscle #orphan car #oddball car #Car Show #goodguys

[burinazar]

Your blorbos have to buy a used car from a shady dealership. It goes about as badly as it could possibly go.

this is funny to picture but i have way too little understanding of the car purchasing process to actually write this without doing a bunch of research so it's probably not happening as a fic sorry

however i'm picturing it being like a junky minivan, it would be in the version of modern au where the sages are housemates and not the 'be and vue and iru are living together as a family' one that i wrote a couple things in

Waz would get like ship themed decorations for it. like a dangling ship's wheel ornament thing to hang off the rear view mirror. Belaf: hanging things off the rearview mirror is distracting and unsafe >:I ((removes it and sticks it in the glove compartment)) Waz: ((puts it back up every time he uses the vehicle.)) slash some kind of really dumb bumper sticker. 'My Other Ride Is An Ancient Curve Prowed Dhow.'

it probably has...idk...things...wrong with it...i don't know about cars im sorry. i do like the image of them stuck on a shoulder with the hood popped open inspecting it quizically and two of the three looking somewhat stressed over what to do next.

also Belaf and Vueko are both good drivers (Vue does not KNOW she is a good driver though. sometimes psyches herself out.) Wazukyan is unsurprisingly a really scary bad driver but never gets into any accidents or even has a fender bender. Other people who get driven around in this van by given sages include Irumyuui (of course), Pakkoyan, and Ajapoka. Sometimes there is some cramming three people into the back row involved. It's cozy.

#oh i belatedly realized after writing all of this that 'totally different AU where Waz sells Be and Vue a shitty car' has potential too #he might be good at that.... but. yeah. the same problem that i cant actually write it #i drive a used car but my dad was the one who bought it ten years ago so idk shit about the buying process lol #tagging this because i want to tag more of my abyss shit because idk i havent inflicted myself on this fandom enough i guess #made in abyss #orphan hole tag

[so-i-grudgingly-joined-this-site]

I'm so frustrated that I keep thinking of tattoo designs I want but then immediately after I find out the internet has assigned it one hyper-specific tragic meaning like "A rose near your ankle means your grandpa died in the Vietnam War" or "a bird on your shoulder means your sister died in a hiking accident" and I'm just stuck like. Well I guess I can't use that in my design now.

#I always researched to avoid hate symbols or gang signs #but apparently now i gotta avoid people thinking i was orphaned in a car crash or something #tattoos #art #art problems #original post

[kindly-gourd]

I’ve come to the startling realization that Despicable Me is just Batman

#dude has an obsession with dark themes a cave under his house cool gadgets and car adopts multiple orphans to help his cause #the scientist dude is a mix of Alfred/Lucius Fox #it’s uncanny really #batfam #batman #don’t ask how the minions fit into this I don’t know #despicable me #minions #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #are the kids

[saintsarefake]

#this. #this thought has been haunting me for days now. #it does not stop with it's torture. #it wants my head on a s p i k e #saint young men #saint oniisan #sym jesus #sym buddha #sym aiko #her parents died in a car crash and unknown to those two #ryuji straight up said in his will that aiko is raised by his boss (aka jesus) and. boom. now she's their problem #i refuse to look into what happens to orphans in japan this is not a serious thing it's just a phase i didn't make art of them haha no way #...now i want to research what happens #guys i promise this is actually just a phase please do not worry #ryuji and his family are my favourite human characters in the entire manga i do not want them to get hurt or upset at all #keep them as occasional uncles that will pop in occasionally to see if everything's alright before leaving for months on end

[cattatoir]

Obviously would like whatever Neil Gaiman has planned for Crowley but it is funny thinking of him trying to do Evil out of Spite and being awful at it bc he’s too nice and also, looking at his previous plots for evil and good, bc his plans are weird as shit

#just like the most evil plan he can think of and then it just fails in a way that specifically saves like 20 orphans #cmo's log #I just want this poor fellow to get out of his car #like idk working at a supermarket energy with those ride or die coworkers and also at least one nemesis #he’s working in like an office and everyone has wildly different beliefs about his life and they’re all wrong but also correct #good omens #good omens spoilers