Thanksgiving with The Bad Kids(Plus The Seven)
Jawbone and Sandra Lyn try to have a normal thanksgiving dinner. They forgot, however, what children they are raising plus their friends so that’s not going to happen.
Fabian, Gorgug, Gorthalax, Ragh, and Antiope all watch The Bloodrush Game. Zelda sits next to Gorgug and Antiope but is mainly listening to screamo. She eventually just goes over to hang out with Sam since they are really intense about it. Gilear roots for the other team because Fabian promised him money if they won. Let’s just say some divination was involved and the five of them were pissed while Gilear was just like, “Oh crap , I won”
Penny is telling Riz about her “boyfriend” in the Baroness. Let’s just say he has his hand on his gun and eyeing out any mirrors they past by.
Katja has big sister energy(especially in episode 9) and it’s canonical that Adaine can ride horses. I think you all see where this is going.
Sam spends part of it talking with Fig about Lola and the other half comforting Zelda.
But enough about the fun nice stuff. Time for the chaos!
Tracker and Kristen attempt to do a wishbone. Kristen loses and Tracker teases her about it. Fig then casts prestidigitation and starts to scam everyone who aren’t super good at Arcana checks. Betting 10 gps that she can get the larger part of the bone. She makes a lot of money that day
Aewlyn sits away far away from The Seven and has counterspell ready if anything goes sideways.
Fig and Sam have a singing competition but can’t think of an impartial judge. So they set up the karaoke machine(mid Bloodrush game) and start their battle. Trying to see who can get the higher score. It last a minute before Antiope shoots the box with an arrow and turns the game back on. (She promises to buy a new one)
Adaine and Aewlyn attempt to help make food. Yea, that doesn’t well so Jawbone says they can just relax.
Ayda gets there in the middle of when Fig is saying what’s she’s thankful for..
Fig: I’m thankful for…
Ayda, walking in: Hello everyone.
Fig: AYDA! I’m thankful for Ayda!
Sam: Didn’t you already say Ayda?
Fig: I’m triple thankful for Ayda.
Sandra Lyn attempts to have everyone take turns at the food. Guest first. Then host. No one listened to that, Gorthalax , Adaine, and Aewlyn(reluctantly) volunteered to be at the back of the line even after Sandra Lyn insisted that this would teach them how to be be good host.
There are a lot of playground insults at this large dinners so, kid’s table. So far Kristen, Fig, Fabian, Ostentia, and Sam are currently banned from the grownups table. Ayda, Zelda, and Tracker will sit with them
Fig and Danielle are trying to get everyone high and doing a somewhat good job at it.
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