If Penguins. Eat. Fish. ...Does that mean Riddlers. Eat. Penguins?
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Plenty of Fish in the Sea (Burton-Schumacherverse riddlebird, catboy!Oswald)
Ed roll his eyes as he cleaned broken glass off of the floor, he could feel Oswald’s guilty stare from under the bed behind him.
He’d thought putting a fish tank in their bedroom would help him relax and have something to watch while falling asleep. It worked for a few nights until while Ed was out on a heist Oswald had let his impulses get to him and now there was not a fish in sight plus water and glass all over the floor. Ed glanced back at Oswald who was pouting. “What do you want?” Ed asked impatiently.
“My stomach hurts..” Oswald mumbled.
“Yeah, from stuffing all of my fish in your face.”
“I’m sorry..” Oswald whined.
Ed sighed “No...I’m sorry. I should’ve talked to you before getting them..” Ed moved closer to the bed and patted the floor “Come here, Ozzie.”
Oswald hesitated for a moment but soon wiggled out from under the bed, his grey tail swishing and his ears laid back. He rolled onto his back in front of Ed and Ed started rubbing his belly. Ozzie was purring happily as Ed started petting his hair as well. If Ed was being honest with himself he found Oswald’s purring more relaxing than any fish.
How about some headcannons about being the Heart of the team Penguin ? During missions, the reader is a total badass, but when they dont "work" , the reader take care of the team's wounds, give the boys comfort, encourage them, and etc.
Being the “Heart” of Team Penguin HCs:
You also double as the team’s doctor, considering how often they end up beaten to a pulp by the Bat and his annoying little tag-a-long. You always carry a first-aid kit on you now, just in case.
None of them really understand why you stick around. They’re a bunch of villains, looking to take over the city. And you--you don’t seem like the “villainous” type. It just doesn’t make sense!
That’s not to say that they don’t appreciate what you do, because they absolutely do. Out of this whole damn city, you’re the one thing worth fighting for (aside from villainy).
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Oswald: Have you ever just kept your feelings bottled up for so long that they just... come out?
Edward [strained smile]:
Edward [still smiling]: Not yet.
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Oswald: You always see the worst in people!
Edward: Yeah, cause people are the worst!
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Oswald: Do I regret it? Yes.
Oswald: Would I do it again? Probably.
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4x04/4x08 canon compliant/canon divergence.
Learned about flowers recently, so this chapter has that now too.
No smut this chapter. Hate-sex fic, but there will be consent.
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More Oswald cobblepot because bless his evil heart
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So... catboys am I right?
I feel like Gabrie_DwelleR on AO3 would like this....
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Batman: Kings of fear issue #5
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New headcanon because a BTAS comic made me sad watching Oswald control poor defenseless birds
Oswald 🤝 Selina
(beating up animal abusers)
You can't tell me these two wouldn't beat up the first person they see abusing an animal then proceeding to steal said animal from them
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Sometimes, the flowers were gone, but were replaced until they stopped showing up some time during 4x10. The same type of flower... where Ed once stood, to remember him, a show of love and passion. It’s symbolic.
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1:00 AM and I just remembered that episode where Oswald killed and cooked his step brother and step sister and fed them both to his step mother.
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part two. inspired by this post.
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I’ve been collecting Penguins for I want to say...a decade at this point? Finally got to set them up in the new apartment after 4 years in boxes bc we didn’t have enough room 😭 Anyway here is a small sampling of my faves, my particular favourites being my Oswald minifig and the die cast metal Danny Devito penguin 🎩🌂🐧
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Una golpiza de Batman me hubiera dolido menos. Parte 1
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