#other than WWX the most common purchaser of the talismans is in fact Jingyi who buys his and Jin Ling’s shares together

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Wei Wuxian begging Lan Wangji to take him back to Lotus Pier suddenly so they go and the first thing Wei Wuxian does is grab some money, shove Jiang Cheng out of the way and stuff the money a jar in the middle of the dining hall and grab a handful of talismans and shout “Fucking Finally!”

One talisman starts to burn as Wei Wuxian hops back over to his husband.

“Sorry about that, I ran out of fucks to give and had to get some more.” Another talisman burns quickly.

“You… what?”

“We have to get our fucks in advance, we had a swear jar but I never had change on me so when Jiang Cheng remade the sect he changed it so you only get as many fucks as you can buy.” Wei Wuxian explains, burning two more talismans and groping his husband for more money to stock up. “Why do you think Jingyi asked for his allowance early?”

Lan Wangji gently takes a talisman from his husband, looking it over, then with all the love in his heart turns to his husband and says “What the fuck?”

We Wuxian has never looked more delighted as something catches fire

#mdzs #the untamed #wei wuxian #lan wangji #Lan Zhan #Wei Ying #wangxian #look canonically WWX curses more than JC (granted it IS his POV) #and I think if he had a swear jar he would probably never remember to fill it up #all the money at the end of the month is piled together for a small party for all the disciples #sometimes Jiang Cheng will buy a few extra and give them to Wen Ning and Sizhui because he thinks they deserve #to go apeshit #also nothing is funnier than watching Wen Ning say fuck and watching Lan Wangji almost have a heart attack #other than WWX the most common purchaser of the talismans is in fact Jingyi who buys his and Jin Ling’s shares together #Jingyi never says it in Cloud recesses but the moment he is outside he has all the fucks to give #whenever Jiang disciples meet up with Lan #sizhui has to keep the Lan juniors from going anywhere near Jingyi because he LOVES the Jiang Disciples and they both go crazy and the #Jiang Disicples always carry extra ‘fuck’s for Jingyi because they love him too