Reira Plays BG3 Part 1
Ah yes, Eliandre, recreational drug extraordinaire, communing with her people (she's 420 years old in our DnD campaign for a reason, heh).
Yes, she also out drank this guy (and by this I mean she didn't drink a single drop but he certainly thought she was).
Lux, my Seldarine Drow with red eyes: "Har har watch out for red yes".
"No means no, you bitch."
WHY CAN'T I ADOPT THIS GLORIOUS THING!?
Gale, sweetheart, I love you, but for the love of god THIS IS NOT YOUR ROMANCE PLAYTHROUGH. STAHP TRYING TO GET INTO ELI'S PANTS.
Only took me what...like 60 hours to get to Act 3? XD
I feel like I am obligated to make some sort of Halsin sandwich joke here (that's his dryad summon lol). We are the matching slices of bread, he is the ham. Astarion is the mustard. XD
Also, fun fact: Halsin propositioned Eliandre at 69 hours of gameplay. I died. IT IS MEANT TO BE. IT IS A HOLY MATRIMONY (*cough*).
I GOT TURNED INTO CHEESE. BEST GAME EVER.
Suck a bag of dicks, you lich bitch.
Honestly, I swear this whole game is just me yelling profanities at gods and god-like figures. If it's not 'fuck you, Vlaakith,' it's 'fuck you, Mystra' or 'fuck you, Cazador'. Actually, while I am at it: "Fuck you Absolute, fuck you Zariel, fuck you Mizora, fuck you Shar, fuck you Myrkul, fuck you Bane, fuck you Bhaal, fuck you Raphael. No, Jergal Withers, you're fine, stay, good boi."
POPPER YOU BITCH.
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THE SCANDAL COLLECTION
We've gone from the Boudoir to Midnight but now its time to cause... a SCANDAL!
For this years February set I really wanted to expand your sims wadrobe choices and bring in a touch of vintage decadence & smoky sensual allure... but with a fashion forward twist! Featuring richly patterned silks, vintage lace and the strongest ribbons you’ll ever see; The Scandal Collection encourages your sims to steal the moment and make the headlines!
Included in the set is 20 items; 3 tops, 4 bottoms, 3 full body outfits, 2 pairs of shoes, 3 pairs of stockings, a pair of cute 3D socks and last but not least a saucy tracksuit for men! Each item comes in my standard 25 colours plus bonus swatches for this collection.
The full collection will be public on the 24th of February.
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I didn't actually look at TMA stuff on tumblr until I'd finished the last season so I had absolutely no idea about the popular designs for the characters and I'd been picturing Martin as really short in contrast to Jon.
Seeing the fanon design was like a friend bringing over their partner who they've always described as 'smol' and being greeted by a 6'2 hunk.
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not Jon saying he’s not gonna kill a man because Martin is jealous. And my boy Martin strait up just says “we’ll why not?” 😭 like who hurt you???
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