#other uses for condoms

[clone-whore-99]

Here ya go, my fellow clone whores

I have found a good excuse as to why the clones would carry around condoms with their gear

#lemon #nsft #star wars #clones #other uses for condoms #writing source #yes i did look up other uses for condoms #and this came up several times #fanfic source #condoms

[the-tortured-fangirl-department]

If I was Apollos Baby Mama that had to go trough nine months of pregnancy and birth just to find out that Apollo can do it himself I would be FUCKING PISSED

#trails of apollo #apollo percy jackson #rick riordan #lester papadopoulos #kayla knowles #percy jackson universe #I always felt like there should be somehow be a difference between demigods born by mortals and those born by godly parents #because mortal parent demigods have 9 moths of growing as a normal? pregnancy while the others are just snapped in existence? #do this children never experience the trauma of birth? i feel like there should be an andvantage in that #so many questions about Demi god pregnancy #can they even be on existent? should gods just use condoms? #can the get aborted? #can they be miscarriages? stillborns? can those kids get illnesses? like a week heart or lungs? #can they be born disabled?

[tswwwit]

i WAS gonna draw this but artblock is kicking my ass ಥ_ಥ

Reincar!dip getting born with the constellation mark and his religious parents r freeaakingg out!! So they decide to raise him in a church and by priest etc in hopes to "cleanse" him.

So like, they first meet and dipper just tries to fuckin exorcise bill, and just bill is so flabbergasted because what the fuck??

D: *holding a cross* I've been taught the horrible deeds you've done demon! I will not let you attach yourself to me!

B: 😃..😶...

And, another thing is that the church basically replace every water in dippers day to day life with holy water, and it would take atleast a good 2 years to wash all that out with regular water :3 bill finds out abt this information the hard way (it stings when they kiss)

D: that was my first kiss, with a demon! The one they told me to stay away from! oh no father would be so mad

B: fuck-shit ow ow ow FUCK- my lips- kid what did they feed you in that church, do you just drink holy water everyday??

D: ...yes?..

Also bonus-

D: So, if we're married when do we.. Consumate our marriage

B:

B:... What if we wait for a while...

I imagine this might not deter Bill! Instead, he could see it as a challenge. Constantly sticking his hand on the lit stove burner that is Dipper, going 'Ow', then doing it again. And again. And each time, coming up with increasingly convoluted schemes to get around the problem.

Eventually, Dipper's the one who has to tell him to knock it off. It's starting to worry him.

#answers #Bill's not affected by holy water but there are absolutely other demon-wards that keep him out #And to be sure DIpper could be laden with wreathes of them if his church/parents put in the effort #Cue Bill trying more and more bizarrely creative attempts to break past this electric fence he's got around him #He's the type of guy where if you hold something he *really* wants *just* out of his reach he only double his efforts to get it #In an attempt to prove that Nothing Can Stop him and how he's Infinitely Clever #A fact that original Dipper has used on him in the bedroom before though those were *made* to be eventually broken. #Whatever tattooed demon wards or anti-demon blessings Dipper has this time around: BIll *will* find a way around them!! #(He does not think to just like. Use a condom)

[sonofenki]

glad to know protection isn't a myth to every fictional character

#although id say they're the 1% who uses condoms lmao #literally the only two men ive romanced who did that #the others? nah #i need these womens birth controls cause they're working wonders #romance club

[800-dick-pics]

seeing posts dismissing the fertility/body awareness method for not getting pregnant and its like........its actually something you need to learn and plan for not something you can just pick up. The reason birth control and condoms are so effective are bc they cut down on human mistakes/error. With FAM you need to track 2-3 different things almost daily to know when you absolutely need to use a condom to prevent conception and days where it is fine to not use a condom bc youre nowhere near ovulation.

yes use condoms and birth control if you WANT TO, but if you dont want to use condoms or birth control INVEST in to the fertility awareness method, and i really mean mentally and physically invest into the system.

Fertility/body awareness is a TOOL! for you to not get pregnant or for you to increase your chances of getting pregnant, for you to track your cycles, or pcos, or transition into menopause, or to see if youve/about to miscarry

Being in the birth work field has opened my whole brain to things most ppl dont know of, and most people dont know the hows or whys behind fertility/body awareness. Its ok if you personally dont trust something you dont understand, or feel like it wouldn't work for your health. But truly FAM is a huge topic and you should be educated on what it is before discounting the science behind a certain contraceptive method.

#me #personal #vent #im not gonna get into my health or sex life but please stop dismissing the fertility awareness method #Many people dont want to be pregnant but also dont want to be on birth control or wear condoms and thats ok! #There are options for everyone! #And if its not for you congrats! but you know whats not for a lot of ppl? bc and barrier methods #some ppl dont have access some ppl cant use bc for health issues and some ppl have sensory issues with barriers #and some people just choose not to use either bc they dont want to #Stop being weird and shaming ppl for their choices esp bc youre not educating and expanding access to others

[dykeinthedark]

i want to make a poll asking about if lesbians who have had sex with other women have ever even used dental dams and then included an option like "ive never had sex" but i feel like it would be really biased in that option

#i got REALLY curious though bc my college made us do a safe sex thing and i asked around like 10 ppl who like women if they would use one #because like??? i thought it was a SUGGESTION like i think we should practice safe sex obviously but me personally #i think the idea is sorta corny. i'd rather just skip head altogether idk plus i have like dentist trauma and have had dental work done #i cannot think of anything more sexless and sterile than dentistry #but like other stuff like a cut up condom i guess but imagine ur in the moment and are like wait babe lets cut up the condom #idk i've only ever had sex with my straight ex girlfriend and she didn't enjoy literally anything

[blujayonthewing]

isn't it wild that rubber is literally named that because it makes such a good pencil-marks-rubber-outer

#now we've got eraser tubing and eraser tires and eraser gloves and eraser condoms which are colloquially just called 'erasers' some places #eraser-free alternatives to the latter two because a lot of people are allergic to eraser material #it's funny to me that 'rubber' has evolved into condom slang in someplaces but has stayed the word for eraser in other places #cause the latter ISN'T slang based on what it's made of! what it's made of is slang based on what it's used for! #rubbers [for pencil] were the OG!! #isn't language neat 😌💕

[levil0vesyou]

Having a post get popular enough to be independently reblogged by someone you follow but aren't mutuals with is. Wild

#yes it was the sex poll obvs #given the person is a minor i'm very glad they picked answer one lmao #like i do think minors in general are allowed to want and even have sex (with each other obvs) but when it's a minor i personally follow it #would just make me feel pretty weird lmao. like on a personal level ya feel? i mean when u reach an even closer level it becomes not weird #again like my dear friend ness (17yo) who afaik doesn't actually HAVE any sex but occasionally wants to and i support her hot girl summer. #but as stated this person barely knows i exist i just follow his blog (i used they earlier but this was incorrect but tumblr won't let me e #edit the tag 😔) and he's 16yo so seeing him talk about wanting and/or having sex would have been. uncomfortable. like obvs he'd be allowed #to because my personal discomfort is no indication of morality but you get it. like if my big little cousin (she's 15 now by god the years #don't stop coming) were to talk about sex and stuff to me or within earshot i would ummm. throw myself out the window? but like i'd still t #try to be supportive and if push comes to shove then yes i would give her condoms 😔 cuz like if a minor wants sex i will not be able to sto #stop them lmao but i can at least try and make it somewhat safe y'know #actually i remembered i have literally given a 15yo a condom before lmao she's prolly over 20 now but like as the adult dormmate it was alm #almost like a responsibility y'know like what do you want me to DO?? let her get pregnant?? anyway enough tangent lmao #btw all this is also why in the poll i included 'too young' but didn't specify an age cuz that's individual y'know. some people are p late #bloomers (i was one) while others choose to have consensual sex by 14 y'know. not something i like to think about but that doesn't mean it #won't happen ya feel. i mean what am i the american education system? lmao. so some ppl have interpreted being 17 as too young but there's #also folks like this who clearly consider 16 old enough and that's defo ppl's good right. and again i usually don't mind just the fact that #he in particular is someone i already knew made it uncomfy. but anyway yea back on topic it's very interesting in general when your post #gets big enough to independently make it to ur dash thru a non mutual lmao. love the hellsite honestly where else amirite #personal #mine #ok to rb ig #like the actual body of the post anyway. i'd be pretty uncomfy if said person saw my tags on this cuz y'know it's kind vagueing even if it' #not negative but anyway. anyway #*kinda

[hun-whatreyoutalkinbout]

I’ve been inadvertently pulling condoms off left and right lately w my gorilla grip apparently, so I got some “snug fit” condoms for the dicks in my life and let’s see if these go well

#imma just use ‘em and not say anything to them? #they aren’t small dicks so I don’t want to be like hey got the small dick condoms for your and all the other dicks in my life #just gonna try ‘em out and see #I got a lot of nothing to say

[onekisstotakewithme]

no but for real, the nurses at the 4077 held a sex strike over one of their friends not getting a date, you think they wouldn't refuse to sleep with one of the surgeons or enlisted men if they wouldn't wear a condom?

Also pregnancy was a career-ender at the time for nurses (as Margaret points out in What's Up Doc) so of course they'd take this seriously.

#condoms were routinely handed out to soldiers at war #and condom use was encouraged #and also these are doctors #so #i will not take other answers on this #m*a*s*h #meta #mash

[mexashepot]

That dude always carrying 2 condoms with him 🤝 me almost always carrying a nail clipper with me

#same energy #tfw you like growing out your nails but also pleasuring others with your fingers #so you found a comporise in carrying a nail clipper with you just in case you'd have to use said fingers #by that dude I mean the dude with the condoms from Shabbat #I'm pretty sure I've blogged about it but I'm too tired to remember

[wachi-delectrico]

I need to know what allistics think when they have sex. I need to know.

#rambling #I cannot explain how much i need this knowledge #Like when i do it it's my usual thought process of calculating everything and such etc etc #And also like i still think ''normally'' i guess? Like i have normal non-horny thoughts during it #I need to know what it's like for allistics #Thinking about the other day when the guy briefly didn't use a condom and was like ''oh yeah that feel different for you baby?'' #And in my mind i was like ''well not really no lmao the vagina doesn't work that way'' but ofc outloud i didn't say that

[spicespicewifey]

mentioned it on a side blog but i think i am gonna bump up the years my fankids were born in and make them older — partially because it fits them better but also because vanishay were so happy to get out of the mansion like “finally, we can fuck in peace”

#💭dirty thoughtz #spiced vanilla #it’s a wonder vanilla didn’t knock her up sooner tbh lol #because shay had a diaphragm and those apparently had much higher failure rates than condoms #okay but #actually being able to hear each other moan because they don’t need to use shay’s stand to keep quiet anymore 😩

[redlegend-a]

my nsf w tag is just nsft. 

#ooc #I hardly use it b/c I don't usually post suggestive content #other than that one time i said condom

[batslime]

you know after growing up w rammstein and it being my main fixation for several years in HS and pretty briefly being in the “fandom” (here actually bc twt wasnt rly a popular site for fandom stuff yet, i rly only remember tumblr and deviantart for that) it makes me rly glad i wasnt into ghost back then lmao

#putting aside everything thats happened surrounding rammstein and till in the past few years #like ppl are obnoxious and rude and say stupid shit to/ abt tobe and the ghouls #but that tends to be a v small fraction and ppl defend them #but this was early early 2010s tumblr before it was known for discussions of minorities and political correctness and whatever #ppl just said ANYTHING and others went along with it #and a lot of it was horrific fatphobia and misogyny brought over from the 2000s since most of the prominent ppl in the fandom here back then #were adults #i specifically seeing so much shit abt richard in particular #ppl acting disgusted w his body bc hed put on weight and had a belly/ bigger arms by the lifad era and was shirtless onstage a lot #which was always crazy given he stands next to till who has ALWAYS been a bigger guy yet indisputably been the most widely adored by fans #and oh my god the way ppl would talk abt their wives/ girlfriends. #even then as a teen inwas SHOCKED by some of that shit lmao #i vividly remember somebody making fun of one of richards exes #i think abt alleged unfaithfulness while touring which i dont know if there was ever any truth behind #i vividly remember somebody saying ‘if inwas married to him id send him on tour with a box of condoms bc its inevitable’ #LIKE GIRL WHAT #ppl complained so much and still do abt tumblr being so PC #but this was an absolutely LAWLESS place before then let me tell you #those examples are still on the tamer side for sure #kids today will never know how common it used to be to say you wanted somebody you were attracted to to rape you. #like rape THEM like not ‘i wanna fuck him’ it was ‘i want him to rape me’ #ABOUT REAL PEOPLE #it was insane

[fabulouslygaybean]

i love the range of stuff i got at the event i went to. i got the standard freebies; company branded pencils/pens, pins, stickers, lip balm, the occasional stress ball. and then i also got generic plan b pills, a faux leather notebook, and a bandana covered in a birth control themed print

#and condoms. so many condoms #but thats standard for a lot of educational queer events i think #i got 24 condoms. to add to my other 30-something condoms i got at pride last year #do i have much of a use for them? not at the moment lmao #but hey. im incredibly stocked up if anyone i know needs em