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goodomensbutwrong · 9 months

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Crowley: Do you want to play 20 Questions?

Aziraphale: Sure!

Aziraphale: Whats your favorite color?

Crowley, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you love me?

#good omens #incorrect good omens #neil gaiman #incorrect quotes #ineffable husbands #ineffable divorce #ineffable partners #otp: ineffable #aziracrow #aziraphale #anthony j crowley #david tennant #michael sheen #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 #good omens season 2

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jasminesfury · 7 months

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messy chaotic ‘we’re terrible for each other but can’t keep our hands off each other’ prompts

oh hello i am in fact alive

“do you ever actually think before speaking? like is your brain capable of processing a thought??” “yeah, it’s just immune to idiotic ones”

“take that back” “prove me wrong” (or; a cliché ‘make me’)

being in some sort of intense slightly pointless staring match (after an argument, preferably) and just saying “oh fuck it who cares” and pulling their neck down to kiss them

“do you the sex would be boring if we didn’t argue before it every time?” “i mean, we could always argue during”

^or, alt: doing it once when you’re not arguing instead kinda tipsy but not drunk, and it’s all giggles and laughter and sweet nothings and the next morning being like “oh fuck i actually like them”

“why does everything with you have to be so difficult!?” “it’s fun getting you all riled up”

“oh, if i had known that’s all it would take for you to shut up i would’ve done this ages ag-“ “only finish that sentence if you have a death wish”

“you’re doing it wrong” “jesus, would you just relax” “no because i’m wasting my tim- oh, oh my god-” the other character smirking, “don’t look so smug” “i think i’ve earned the right, now just trust me, okay? believe it or not, i want to make you feel good”

“so you’ll finally stop being an asshole and just sign the document?” “keep doing this and i’ll sell you my house”

getting jealous and the other character pretending that it’s unreasonable, but secretly character A is the only one they feel a spark with. the only one they feel excited to be around

“we should probably stop this” “yeah” … “we’re not going to though, right?” “oh absolutely not”

“nope no nada, no using sex to get me to do things you want, it’s not going to work anymore”

“you really are a fucking asshole aren’t you?” “yes, i believe that’s what’s on my resume”

“i hate you” “i know” “and that won’t change” “i know” “and you’re still okay with this?” no “yes”

“imagine a universe where we didn’t hate each other, that would be so-“ “boring?” “yeah! like imagine not bickering over tiny things, that’s no fun”

“she says we bicker like an old married couple”

talking with a friend; “you shouldn’t go there” “i know” “and you shouldn’t sleep with them” “i know” “it’s a bad idea” “i know” “well. will you?” “..yeah”

“i know we’re terrible for each other but every time i look at them it’s just like my brain flies out the window and my hormones take over”

“we’re broken up, it’s just two friends going out for drinks, okay?” ending up in one’s bed, but alright

“did you sleep together?” “noooo, i just-“ “tripped on a stone and accidentally dailed his number which magically led to you two meeting at a pub and you just magically teleported to your bedroom without your clothes on? yeah, thought so”

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ineffablyruined · 4 months

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Good Omens + Text Posts

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tcmmykinard · 4 months

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incorrect 9-1-1 35/? | inspired by

#911edit #911 abc #buddie #buddieedit #eddiediazedit #*mine #*gif #*911 #*incorrect911 #userdahlias #userabs #tuserdaria #tv: 911 #eddie diaz #otp: you two have an adorable son #911 humor #this scene has got so much incorrect quotes potential 😌

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a-little-ray-of-fantasy · 2 months

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*a distant future after their kiss and their reunion*

Sir Pentious, to the other angels: Thisss is my arch nemesissss, Cherri Bomb.

Cherri Bomb, gently jabbing his arm: Your girlfriend, you dork.

Sir Pentious: My girlfriend! Even better... 🥹

#Vivziepop #Hazbin Hotel #Sir Pentious #Cherri Bomb #Incorrect Quotes #Source: Hotel Transylvania #My OTP #CherriSnake #Personal Rambles #Fave Character #Comfort Character

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familiar-anonymous · 2 years

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You are gay, Morpheus.

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kazoosandfannypacks · 2 months

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Percy: *flirts* Annabeth, sacrastic: Oh yeah, you're real smooth. Percy: I don't know what you're talking about. Smooth is my middle name, wise girl. Annabeth: Seaweed Smooth Brain? Percy: ... Percy: Yeah I walked into that one

#source: my bestie #percabeth #percy jackson #annabeth chase #incorrect percabeth #incorrect quotes #percy jackon and the olympians #otp: the rivalry ends here

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cinnabon-sweetroll-tiramisu · 1 year

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Merlin: *slowly removing his neckerchief*

Arthur: *sending Merlin a scandalous look* What are you doing?

Merlin: *confused* Uh, removing my neckerchief?

Arthur: Why?

Merlin: Because I can?

Arthur: In public? In front of all these people!?

Merlin: ...yes?

Arthur: *grabs Merlin's arm* Not on my watch idiot. Let's go.

Arthur drags a confused Merlin towards the castle, muttering to himself like, "must protect smol idiot" and "indecent manservant behaviour, unbelievable."

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mischievous-thunder · 6 months

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One of the most important revelations from S2 E4 has to be the fact that Mobius loves to download and play unauthorised games that have the potential to corrupt system files. The way he denied repeating his mistake is extremely suspicious. It's impossible not to love this man.

#loki season 2 #loki #mobius m mobius #ouroboros #casey #hunter b 15 #owen wilson #tom hiddleston #lokius #loki x mobius #loki edit #marvel memes #mcu avengers #otp prompts #writing promt #imagine your otp #incorrect marvel quotes #heart of the tva #mischievous thunder

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likeiwishiknew · 8 months

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Gwyn, drunk: I love you.

Azriel: How many people have you said that to?

Gwyn: Everyone

Azriel: Everyone?

Gwyn, giggling: Yes, I've been telling everyone that I love you.

#gwynriel #azriel x gwyn #gwyneth berdara #azriel #incorrect quotes #love #otp #a court of thorns and roses #acotar #acosf #a court of silver flames

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incorrect-hs-quotes · 16 days

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Nepeta: :33< christmas is when jesus was born, and eastpurr is when he died. in betw33n is when he did various baby crimes bad enough to warrant catpital punishment at 3 months old. very bad baby

Dave: this post was fact-checked by real Roman patriots: ✔️TRUE

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #nepeta leijon #dave strider #mod terezi #she's immersing herself in human culture and mythology to get a better grasp of human shipping #her current <3< otp is jesus with genghis khan

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goodomensbutwrong · 8 months

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*at a zoo*

Crowley: What are they in for?

Aziraphale: Crowley, this isn't prison.

Crowley: So they can leave?

Aziraphale: No, but-

Crowley, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

#good omens #incorrect good omens #neil gaiman #incorrect quotes #anthony j crowley #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #david tennant #michael sheen #good omens tv #aziracrow #otp: ineffable #ineffable partners #good omens season 2

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jasminesfury · 1 year

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first kiss prompts <3

feel free to use! tag me if you do

“FINALLY WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG”

“i’m so so sorry oh my god i should definitely not have done i’m so so sorry i-“ “name” “if you don’t even want to talk to me again i get i-“ “name” “i’m just so-” *pulls them by their shirt and kisses them again and the other character is like oh OH”

whispering “can i kiss you?” and the other character nodding vigorously

“that was..that was sudden” “yeah um..”

“i realise that i am clearly irresistible but..why did you choose to act on all the flirting now” “i…you look hot with that hair/your glasses on/ some other feature what can i say”

“wanna do it again?”

“should we like. talk about it” “aboutwhatnothingweirdhashappenedlatelywhathahaha- “ oh really? let me see if i can jog your memory”

“you’re..extremely red” “shut up” “like actually vermillion” “go to hell”

“are we about to kiss right now” as a joke, but then the other character actually leans in

“look since the events of last night i can safely say that i have discovered multiple new techniques to shut you up, and i am not afraid to use them”

hand placements jskwkhdjd

“this never happened” “consider it forgotten” proceeds to happen many times after

their friends being like “A and B sitting in a tre-“ “i swear to GOD-“

“i need to test out a theory” “..okay?” “i require your help” “how so” “you need to kiss me”

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agreatandhonorablesoldier · 2 years

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incorrect quotes 3/?

#jake hangman seresin #bradley rooster bradshaw #topgunmaverickedit #hangster #sereshaw #jake seresin #bradley bradshaw #this is not incorrect at all and i regret nothing #*OTP: You look good #*My gifs #1k #*Incorrect Quotes

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norakbubbles · 1 month

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Brienne: Thank you, I owe you one

Jaime: That's alright. You can just marry me and we'll call it even

#game of thrones #braime #incorrect quotes #jaime lannister #jaime x brienne #brienne of tarth #brienne x jaime #funny #fyp #got #i love them #otp #they should have been endgame #they should have gotten married

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harringroveera · 5 months

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Harringrove soulmates/soulmarks AU

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