#our crack posts

[robinsdimples]

HERBS IS BACK, BABY

#wtfock #wtfam #our crack posts

[blakbonnet]

this is how this scene went right [x]

#our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd text post #ofmd crack #ofmd meme #ofmd gifs #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #ofmdaily #ofmdsource #my gifs #ofmd s2 #ofmd spoilers #ofmd s2 spoilers #aka what i did instead of my actual paying job btw :)))

[bizarrelittlemew]

ofmd x tumblr

#ofmd tumblr text posts #incorrect quotes #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd s2 #ofmd #ofmd gifs #tumblr screenshot #ofmd 2x4 #our flag means death #ofmd x tumblr #first and last are my favs ngl #ofmd crack

[spacebubblehomebase]

Shit post!

Don't take this too seriously, but LMAO XD. -Bubbly💙

#lucilith #spacebubblearts #my art #doodle #hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #lilith #eden #pre-fall #long haired Lucifer #adam and eve #headcanon #crack #treated seriously #serpent #look at our little apple pie #hey look I drew me again! #well my mascot at least #strawberry milk is one of my three favorite drinks that isn't a latte #the others are grape soda and mango shake #very random but true #lesbians #maybe??? #shit post #why did I draw this so fast??? #or at all??? #I keep seeing that Luci gave birth to Charchar and I know it's a joke but I think this hc can add up to that now that I think about it XD #angel lucifer #angel x human #imagine being a lesbian before other girls were a thing LOL skill issue- *dies*

[ofmd-ann]

#stede bonnet #soft dom stede posting #ofmd #our flag means death #edward teach #ed teach #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #my edits #ofmd meme #ofmd memes #ofmd crack #ofmdann edits

[abby-splaty]

Some friends and I unleashed the krakens upon a sand festival!

#my favorite part of the sand festival was all the tourist moms stopping at our sculpture and taking pictures of it #we were like ''do they know??'' ''do they know that they'll be posting splatoon onto their facebook pages for all their facebook friends?'' #or the one old lady that called our squid an octopus and our octopus a jellyfish #that one cracked us up and had us stifling our laughter #abby speaks #my art #splatoon #sand sculpture

[fanaticalthings]

I know Wayne Manor probably looks as normal as possible to avoid visitors suspecting the family's past time activities..

but also I highly doubt Bruce was able to avoid making some obscure changes to the Manor just based on the fact that his children are fucking feral.

Some of the windows are either boarded up, or have cages on them from the inside, and to an onlooker, they'll probably think "Oh those poor kids, being caged inside like animals, unable to get fresh air. I always knew that Wayne guy was sketchy. "

but it's literally just because his kids won't stop launching themselves head-first out of the windows whenever Bruce is mid lecture. doesn't matter if they're on the 4th floor.

sometimes visitors will get a closer look at the inside of the place and see a lot of things baby proofed, which is weird because "Aren't all of Wayne's kids old enough to not get themselves hurt like babies do?"

No, Sharon, do not underestimate the power of 6 hyperactive children combined in a room together, they will absolutely get themselves hurt in some way.

some furniture and objects are just straight up bolted to the floor, and everyone just assumes Bruce is a perfectionist or a micromanager, but Bruce literally had no other option since his fucking kids keep throwing shit at each other, and sometimes they just do it to get the other's attention or because they just felt like it. Sometimes they'll even throw each other

I just need some DC comics that acknowledge that the Manor has some additional features that were integrated after Bruce's countless experiences with each new weird ass child he gains.

#bruce: one time my 9yo son vaulted out of the third floor window because he didnt want fo brush his teeth. #bruce: another time my second son tried throwing my youngest into the opening of our grand piano from 10 metres away. #bruce: your kids like to chew on plastic toys my kids like throwing knives at each other we are not the same. #this man needs a break fr #jk this is how he trains his ultra sharp batman senses. by having kids that constantly keep him on his toes :) #batfam #batfamily #batman #bruce wayne #batdad #batkids #batbros #dc comics #crack #incorrect quotes #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #fanatical posting

[frownyalfred]

ao3 writers when asked what they’d do differently if DC comics let them:

#found on Reddit #so I’m leaving the credit there lol #bruce wayne #batman #dc #superbat #dc comics #crack #shitty text posts #archive of our own #ao3 #fic #fic writing #fandom #fanfic #fanfiction

[mysecretwindowuniverse]

Nygmobblepot Text Meme

#Gotham #gotham text posts #tumblr text meme #oswald cobblepot #edward nygma #nygmobblepot #finally got around to making a nygmobblepot text meme #short and sweet but to the point #used it as an opportunity to improve/redo prior nygmobblepot text posts so that's now off of my long term to do list #when i tell you that last text post has lived in my head rent free FOR YEARS i'm not exaggerating #probably think about it once a week and i never fail to crack up #showed it to my fiance and he let out an exasperated sigh then after a heavy pause he was like: it's not wrong but damn it #so glad i get to torment this man for the rest of our lives <3 #my gifs #mine #risqué

[1-siracha]

asian! mc: ... do i take my shoes off??

lucifer: no, we keep our shoes on in the house of lamentation

asian! mc: no wonder this place is called the house of lamentation what the fuck is wrong with you

#not sure if its right to categorise mc as asian 4 this post but me and my other asian friends always complain abt how our white friends make #us wear shoes when we go into their house like 😭😭 #this post is mostly centered around my chinese/malay and indian/malay mcs #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #obey me crack #obey me shitpost #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me lucifer #om! lucifer #ASIAN OM! FANS REPRESENT 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💪💪💪💪💪💪💪

[robinsdimples]

the clowns after all the herbs attack

#our crack posts

[blakbonnet]

learning so much from s2 🫶

#brought to you by the first text post not leaving me alone asjdgsfhjsgdf #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd memes #ofmd crack #ofmd s2 #ofmd spoilers #ofmd s2 spoilers #my gifs #ofmd meme

[bizarrelittlemew]

ofmd x tumblr

#ofmd tumblr text posts #incorrect quotes #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd s2 #ofmd #ofmd gifs #tumblr screenshot #ofmd 2x4 #our flag means death #ofmd x tumblr #i am putting wayyy to much work into these but at least i'm having fun <3 #s2 is so dark i have to recolor my ancient screenshots #been holding onto the last one for a year thinking “hm this has ed energy but there's no fitting clip in s1” AND THEN S2 FUCKING DELIVERED #ofmd crack

[klanced]

when adam met 11yo keith he immediately knew that keith was gay and was like i have GOT to support this kid!! (runs into traffic) meanwhile shiro spent years operating under the assumption that keith had like a gender thing going on

#do you see my vision #voltron #shiro #keith #adashi #people are like 'haha voltron renaissance!! klance 4ever!!' meanwhile i'm still stuck in the adashi mines #shiro wasn't entirely wrong but adam was more right. #i like to imagine young adult adam and shiro are going to bed and adam is like 'we need to talk about keith.' #shiro (immediately): don't listen to iverson that guy has it out for keith. #adam: no that's- it's really cute how you always immediately have keith's back. but no i'm talking about supporting keith as he grows up #adam: because i think keith is like Us. if you get my meaning. #shiro: huh.. (oh!! Gender.) i wasn't sure if i should bring it up but yeah i've noticed a couple things.. what's our game plan? #adam: (giving a heartfelt speech about making sure keith always feels loved and cherished) #shiro: (earnestly listens but also in the back of his mind he's planning on how to casually introduce gender-neutral pronouns to keith) #adam is waiting with bated breath for keith to bring a boy home meanwhile shiro is like geez this egg is taking a while to crack... #shitpost #wait this post makes more sense if you buy into my other vision which is that shiro is transgender. always assume im writing trans shiro.

[andhumanslovedstories]

We read more Animorphs! Specifically books 6 through 10: The Capture, The Stranger, The Alien, The Secret, The Android, and Megamorphs 1: The Andalite's Gifts. It's banger after banger, y'all. While editing this episode, I had to ask Cyrus if we were gushing about the books too much or if they are actually as good as we say they are. ESPECIALLY The Capture, a book that is basically just psychological sci-fi horror that made us really consider how much we can vibrate hornily about concepts in a book for children. It's not our fault Yeerks are sexy.

all horrible traumas except Ax's option which is still a trauma but just to the child he accosted for his milkduds

Animorphs Part 2: High Stakes Moral Crises for Children

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#animorphs #cracked spines #we actually weren't gonna post this one this week since we wanted to space the animorph episodes out more #but then I got the flu and entered a coma for a week which really cut into our recording time #so episode on frances hardinge next time and this time SENTIENT KNIFE HURRICANE VS WHALE

[ladypolitik]

#our flag means death #ofmd #twitter text #source: twitter #twitter #incorrect quotes #text memes #ofmd stede #stede bonnet #the gentleman pirate #rhys darby #ofmd crack #our flag means death memes #text post meme #ofmd memes