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fattoads · 4 months
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I Would Give Jesus A Little Kiss.
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favoure · 8 months
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a lifetime of indentured servitude
used this frame from the mv of "femme fatale" by kedarui as ref for this piece ! just thought that it fit them perfectly orz
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chiquitafresa · 1 month
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LET FUCKING GOOOO!!!!
VOX WON THE HOTTEST HAZBIN HOTEL CHARACTER POLL!!!!!!
THIS SHALL GO DOWN IN HISTORY
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If you, a human with a functioning heart and a functioning brain, see a McDonalds near you full of customers...well first of all my condolences, and second, consider reminding those people what McDonalds did and is doing and why it is one of the foremost boycott targets in the first place.
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pepsi-phil · 7 months
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FIP 11.12.04, CM Punk and his "new charge" Azrieal
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musicalislife · 9 months
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FU*K yeah!!! He deserves it!!!! (I’m waiting for his social media reaction🤞)
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redrobin-detective · 5 months
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You better learn it fast, you better learn it young 'cause someday never comes
Father was coming. Months and months of waiting for him to reach out and, finally, Father was coming home. It wouldn't be to stay, no, he had his own life outside of the ice. As much as Ice Thing who had once been Gunter and before that Orgalorg missed him, they knew father had earned his flesh and freedom back. The crown had been Father's prison but it was Ice Thing's bright new future. Once upon a time, they would have never been satisfied with this; paltry powers and a minor kingdom but Father's influence had shown them the beauty of a simple life.
"Come on everyone, Father and the others will be here any minute and I want this place spotless," Ice Thing announced, clapping their way through the hoard of penguins careful not to jostle them. They were the master now but Ice Thing would always be one of them.
"Wenk," Guntilla said, flapping her fins.
"No, he's just visiting and if we want him to visit again everything needs to be perfect," Ice Thing explained impatiently.
"Wenk, wenk," Goonder noted bitterly.
"Don't talk about him like that, he may look and act different but he's still our father. I expect all of you to be on your best behavior or we'll have no snacks or cuddles tonight and that's a promise," the rest of the penguins wenked in dismay and hastily went back to cleaning the Ice Palace. They were just putting the final touches on the charcuterie board when there was a knock at the door.
"Oh they're here!" Ice Thing exclaimed, "Gonther, Ginty, open the door and let our guests in." They stood in the entryway holding the ice board of snacks when the group shuffled in. Big sister Marceline - elder only in years as Father's child and not in age- and younger brother Finn were there followed by friend Jake. The Candy Princess was absent, Ice Thing was neither surprised or unsurprised given her bad history at this palace. Father was hanging towards the back of the group, looking shyly around the place. He had on an obnoxiously big coat with his hands stuffed under his armpits. He was using the coat more as a shield than out of any desire for warmth.
"Welcome! Welcome!" Ice Thing exclaimed, shoving the ice tray into Jake's hands so they could shake everyone's hands. "I was delighted to get your message; I'm so happy you guys could come. Please stay as long as you like, here have some snacks, have anything you want. The fruit of the Ice Kingdom is yours for the picking!"
"Thank you for having us," Father said quietly. His mouth quirked up into a little smile as some of the penguins waddled up to him and flapped at his knees. "And hello there, how have you all been?"
"Wenk," Gunder elaborated. Father blinked in confusion at the various chirpings. Ice Thing had worried Father would lose his affinity for Penguinese along with, well, everything else. The others would be so disappointed but they'd deal with that particular heartbreak later.
"He says he's better now that you're home," Ice Thing translated before hastily continuing when they saw father's grim expression. "Of course I've explained that this is just a visit." They reinforced to the penguins still mobbing Father. "Father doesn't live here anymore, he has his own home to return to. He's here to collect his things from the Past Room, remember?"
"Father?" Marceline muttered under her breath with a guarded look.
"I mean it makes sense, Simon or wait I guess he was Ice King back then was always babying these guys and calling himself Daddy and stuff sooooo," Jake continued. He opened his jaw wide and ate the entire charcuterie board, ice tray included. "So I guess you don't speak penguin anymore, huh?"
"I guess not," Father said, hands awkwardly hovering over the heads of his penguins, children who had not seen him for months on end and demanded attention. Some begged for forgiveness for whatever kept him away from home. Some screamed at his absence, at his change. Some wept, believing he no longer loved them. Father, ignorant to their chittering, looked up at Ice Thing with poorly disguised anxiety.
"Gunter," Ice Thing said to his second in command. "Please show our guests to the Past Room so they can get stared. Ice boxes are all set for you down there. I'll let Father take what he needs from his bedroom and he'll join you downstairs soon."
"Why the rush? I think we should all go together?" Marceline frowned. They didn't know what she was jealous of when Father clearly favored her best.
"Marcy, come on, let them have some alone time. I think they got some Daddy-Alien Penguin Child stuff to sort through," Finn loudly whispered which everyone heard. Father's tanned cheeks turned an embarrassed red but said nothing. "Alright Gunter 2, lead the way!" He spun around to follow after the penguin and the others followed leaving Ice Thing alone with his father. They'd missed him terribly but now that he was here, they had no idea what to say.
"Your room just as you left it, didn't touch a thing. It's always open to you, if you ever want to come back, for a visit or for longer. The Ice Kingdom will always be your home," Ice Thing explained cheerily as he showed him the path Father undoubtedly knew. Father was silent as he walked quietly behind them.
"The penguins have missed you," so did I, went unsaid. "I'm sure they would love it if stopped by more often, or even just called."
"I didn't mean to abandon them," Father said slowly, carefully. "I will admit I was scared of coming back, afraid that being here would - I don't know - make me turn into him again or something. I didn't forget about them or you, I-I guess I hadn't framed our relationship as you had."
"You hate the Ice King," Ice Thing said, their voice becoming rough and losing it's whimsy as they stood in the entryway of his father's former bedroom. Blue mumus, various colored pencils and cracked ice sculptures were littered on the floor, unmoved since their owner last threw them there. Ice Thing had stood in this doorway many times, intending on tidying up the space but found they could not touch their father's abandoned possessions. Then he really would be gone.
"I don't really hate-"
"You deny all the things he loved in order to separate yourself from him. You stay with sister Marceline and care for brother Finn but we were your children the longest and instead you shun us." Ice Thing stated coldly, staring ahead into the vacant room and not at the familiar imposter beside him.
"The Ice King was silly and kind and full of feelings he could not understand much less control. But he was, more than everything, my beloved father. I understand he was not you and you were not him but you are the only thing that remains of him and so I must either build a relationship with you from broken scraps or accept that he is lost forever." They finally turned to look at the pale, stricken human. "My daddy is gone but I am willing to make due with a father if you are."
"Gunter," Father whispered softly, staring into Ice Thing's crystalline eyes. Father may have changed but his eyes were still pale wizard blue and just as sad. He wordlessly opened his arms and Ice Thing -a king and a god but also a parentless child - shuffled forward into his embrace. He was warm. It felt wrong but also strangely right.
"I'm so sorry," Father took a deep steadying breath. "I don't mean to but somehow I end up leaving the people I love behind. I know it must be strange to see me like this but the man I was... I was so miserable and confused and out of control. It took so long to escape from the crown that I kept away from anything reminding me of my old life. I wanted to be my own person outside of his craziness but by doing so I lost my connection to all the good things I had as Ice King and you all were one of my good things." Father pulled back and looked up at them.
"I'll be better. I'll stop by more often and bring treats and generally be more present. I... Daddy promises," he said awkwardly trying to infuse his old self into the words. But the attempt fell flat into the air, sinking like the dust on his father's old life. Ice Thing appreciated it but they had already made peace with their loss. They had watched Father and Marceline circle each other miserably for centuries. That would not be them.
"Thank you, Father," Ice Thing said, gently squeezing his father's delicate human shoulders. "Please take what you'd like from this room but I'm going to leave for you in case you need it. As I said, the Ice Kingdom was once yours and its lights will always be on for you. And if you ever need to talk, let us say I know what it's like to have your loved one changed and gone before your eyes."
"Yes, I suppose you do," Father muttered mostly to himself. "What did I ever do to deserve such kind children?"
"It was how you raised us," Ice Thing responded. They watched as Father took in the room, running his hands over the dust covered objects like they were ancient artifacts to be studied instead of his own belongings. He looked over at the drums hastily shoved into the corner and tapped a knuckle roughly on one of the cymbals which echoed through the room. "Do you still play?"
"I never learned how to play the drums," Father sighed. "Ice King did that all on his own. I never felt a calling to learn the drums but I guess it suited him. I-I think I remember songs, hours and hours of practice and how to hold a beat but I haven't touched them since I changed back. Not sure I really know how anymore."
"You taught me or rather you talked out loud enough as you learned that I picked up the basics. We could play together sometime, like you and Marceline do. Maybe one day we could play as a family." Ice Thing offered. Father smiled at him, sweet but also sad. 
"I would love to, honestly but I think I need more time before I'm ready to step back into those shoes again. I'm sorry, Gun- Ice Thing, really I am, but right now it's quite difficult to even stand in this room. I need to be Simon again before I can think about being Ice King." Disappointed but not surprised, Ice Thing led Father out of his former room and towards the stairs to the Past Room with the others.
Father was alive but it was different than before. Ice Thing had no hopes that he would ever return to being Ice Thing's beloved if complicated Daddy. It stung, an ache that reached deep into their icy heart. Father would visit and he would laugh with them and maybe, one day, he would even play the drums with them again. But it would never be the same. It was up to all of them to accept this new reality, for all the good and bad that came with it.
"Let's bring some more snacks down, if Finn doesn't have something to distract himself he's going to cause problems trying to get the car working," Ice Thing commented.
"The car?" Father blinked, "just what do I have down there? I can't even remember."
"I guess we'll find out together."
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redemptiionss · 2 months
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I genuinely think that Felix is the only one with some backbone when it comes to Dimitri but it’s also sad that he just doesn’t know how to help him. All he can do is to insult him and call him a boar and other stuff BUT I guess at least he’s the only one who acknowledges that he is literally Not Well right now
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dreamsandstars24 · 9 months
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KUDOS TO THIS EDIT
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There is nothing hotter than grabbing a waist during a kiss, holding heads, tracing bodies, feather kisses, chin tilt.....
AHAHAHHAHAHA
WHEN IS IT EVER GOING TO BE MY TURN!?
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nicoscheer · 2 months
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Just got on the tour bus x On our way to Europe buzzing to play for you, let's smash it x love MK
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lol this is hilarious Matt and Amanda crying about meeting her the Grammys and her just casually commenting on Miles’ post🤣🤣 (aside from following the other)
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She´s back !!!
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looking for the hottest vintage shops
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christiangeistdorfer · 2 months
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the LOTUS team celebrating RONNIE PETERSON's victory at the 1978 AUSTRIAN GRAND PRIX
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jimin-updates · 5 months
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Like Crazy (and our Jimin) won an award!
Congratulations, Jimin - and thank you to everyone who voted!
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gloriousmonsters · 1 year
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in the playthrough of twilight princess me and my brother have been watching link just got hooked up with a group who meets in bars to talk about how the country has failed and there are no real men anymore and one of them stated that hylians were, OBVIOUSLY, the closest race to the gods, and in conclusion i think link needs to get out of there before they try and give him a Make Hyrule Great Again tshirt
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rotisseries · 6 months
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judas' death killed people btw. judas obviously but there was collateral and it was me
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Exactly 1 (one) person asked ab my Baxter Ward fankids so here's the copy and paste from my note file <3 (Aurora is my OC for his route.)
This is going to be so disorganized so apologies in advance. (Also disclaimer Aurora and Jeremy aren't related, at least super closely maybe I'll change that, I just forgot that's also his last name and I don't feel like changing it.)
Baxter is a girl dad SORRY AB IT
They have 2 daughters- Eliza Ann King-Ward and Stephanie Autumn King-Ward.
I'm sorry but Baxter and Aurora are an upper-class white couple and I get to make them give their kids awful names.
I hyphenated their last names bc imo Baxter doesn't really want to abandon the link he has with his family. Not for them, of course, but because it would be meaningless. That name isn't theirs anymore, it's his, and it's always going to be linked to him no matter what. He's sharing it with his family in an attempt to change his own perception of it. Eliza is ofc named that for Liz <3 Her and Aurora are really close and I think it'd be cute. I just thought her middle name sounded cool and I wanted the girls to both have middle names that start with A. Stephanie is one name I just kind of picked randomly because when she's pretty young she starts just going by Autumn. (Which makes Baxter kind of emotional- can't imagine why.)
Eliza is a year older, but she's really reserved compared to Autumn who is really extroverted.
Both of the girls inherited Baxter's hair colour this is so important to me bc he doesn't like it ?? Like he dyes it because he considers it an imperfection but then the girls have it and he's like maybe it doesn't look so bad I NEED HIM TO HURT EMOTIONALLY.
Eliza and Liz are super close (big surprise there) and they are the dynamic ever. Liz calls Eliza 'little Lizzie' and purposely makes it confusing when the family meets up together. Autumn gets along fine with everyone, but Baxter is her favourite person. (No hate ofc, she's just a daddy's girl).
They're raised in California. Partially bc I want them to be close to Sunset Bird and partially because I know myself and I know eventually I'm gonna want them to attend SSB, so honestly just planning for the future.
There's also like a short side storyline where they're visiting Oregon and they run into Qiu and it's a whole thing but it's super cliché LMAO
Anywaysss that's all for now I will talk forever if I keep going lol, love love <333
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riverspond · 7 months
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you think… maybe i knew? i mean, deep down, that i had… demon blood in me, and about the evil of it, and that i’m— wasn’t pure?
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