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Me: *is in the shower*
Korner: “Hey! When are you gonna come out?”
Me: ...
Korner: “DON’T!”
#my lesbian ass finding ways to make bad jokes#my brother can predict them with 100% accuracy#Korner#Siblings#ourtotalyhilariouslife
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Korner: *walks into my room, holding a crossbow, breathing heavily, mud smeared on his forehead and right cheekbone*
Me: "What's up?"
Korner: "We are going to hunt a bird."
Me: "Why?"
Korner: "The freaking bird attacked me! I was just chilling on the bridge when it flew at me!"
Me: "Ok... Don't you want to wash up first, you got some mud on your face."
Korner: ...
Korner: "It's shit"
#I couldn't stop wheezing#Some random bird flew towards him and pooped on his face#korner#ourtotalyhilariouslife#animals#wild animals#siblings
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Korner: "Oh see the storm has tilted some trees. We should do something about it."
Me: "Alright, we'll just pull them straight tomorrow."
Korner: ...
Korner: "That's not how it works..."
Me: ''Aww, come ON!"
#Help he started making bad jokes as a payback#He's out of line#But he's right#Homosexuality#lgbtq#Korner#Siblings#ourtotalyhilariouslife
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