confession the first dteam video I ever watched was the colorblind glasses video and I really thought george was openly gay and was like wow this is great the new generation of minecraft youtubers are so progressive
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A compilation of all the guys Max has either flirted with or shown some interest in throughout the franchise, and by franchise I mean cartoon + Telltale because I couldn't find other moments or forgot about them/hadn't seen the entry of the franchise they come from yet.
(Btw you can click the quotes under each pic to get more context)
1. Sam (whole franchise)
"No way, Sam! I could never stop loving you!"
2. Mack Salmon ("They Came from Down There")
"He's a fancy talker ~"
3. Muskie ("They Came from Down There" Btw it's also the episode in which Max does the "gay hand thing", so whoever was making this episode really wanted to hammer it down that Max isn't straight)
"Whoo. He's a keeper ~"
4. Hugh Bliss (all of Telltale S1 + 1-2 lines in S2)
"Who, me? Well, I'm, I'm flattered, but..."
5. Abe Lincoln statue head (one line in Telltale 106)
"This is all happening so fast! I don't know what to say!"
6. Flint Paper (several dialogues in Telltale S2+S3, plus Max being literally unable to shut up about his "semi-attractive single neighbor" in Poker Night 1)
"Me too. I really love that guy"
7. Mr. Reaperphone (one line in Telltale 205)
"Hey, good lookin'! I'll be back to cut you down later!"
8. Grandpa Stinky ??? Not really but the dialogue still kinda shows Max is into guys ? I mean, he's likely being sarcastic but given the fact that it's Max, It could go either ways 🤔 (one line in Telltale 205)
"Making the moves on an attractive woman instead of a grizzled old man. Weird."
9. Skun-ka'pe (at least one line in Telltale S3)
"Well, he IS pretty charismatic, Sam. And he's from space, which is a plus."
10. Superball ? I don't really see it as Max showing attraction but just in case some might (one line in Telltale 301)
"Wow. I feel really very close to you now, Agent Superball."
11. Sam clones (Telltale 304; also the way Max has such a big-ass grin everytime he compliments the clones...)
"The ghost of J Edgar Hoover is raising an unholy army of sexually provocative Sam clones!"
12. Ash Williams (one line in Telltale Poker Night 2)
"Even the ultra-rare "naked Ash" variant. Yowza!"
Bonus : Max getting Harry's number for a mission and Sam knowing his partner all-too-well (Telltale 301)
"Nice work, little buddy! Make sure you wait three days to call, or he'll think you're desperate."
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So toes are like balls, is what you're saying.
Ethan Nestor
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Here's a little practice for you:
If a post makes you mad, try reading it out loud and imagine the person saying it is someone you like and care about - and their tone is curious or neutral or even friendly.
People talk about having conversations online "in good faith", but I don't think anyone actually knows how to start doing that in a practical way. It is a skill that requires practice like anything else.
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