#out of me

[fairymonk]

You are fate-touched, able to see and bend the threads around you. Understand the wholeness of what you serve, Champion.

#tlovm #tlovm spoilers #the legend of vox machina #tlovmedit #critical role #critroleedit #vax'ildan #the matron of ravens #the raven queen #this whole sequence go the biggest yeah booiiii #out of me #it's so beautiful

[celebrityskin]

and then they kiss nasty

#is this cringe #i need to get the feelings #out of me #but i cant draw rn #the passenger #meanwhile..

[darth-memes]

THE BAD BATCH SEASON 3 COMES OUT IN 1 DAY!

#star wars #sw memes #the bad batch #tbb #tbb season 2 #the bad batch spoilers #the bad batch season 2 spoilers #tbb spoilers #tbb season 2 spoilers #crosshair #look #the only other thing that got that visceral reaction #out of me #were the SMILE fruits in One Piece #like #what the hell

[marcsmarquez]

do i start beef on inters insta post

#their dumb ass statement is pissing me off to no end and these dumb ass italians are all blindly agreeing but its infuriating the fuck out #out of me #the fuck you mean getting whistled at on the bitch is the same as being stabbed to death!!!

[poison-uwu]

Don't grab my waist unless you want a puddle of me on the floor

#pleeeaaase #make a absolute #mess #out of me

[tyrant-tales]

Got a damn Jumpscare today.

I stole my friends pencil and was poking them with it, to which they didn't react. At all. Like stone faced continuing with their class work. Soooo I frowned and said "does it not work on you?" They look at me and go "what? Tickling? No it doesnt." And turns back to their work. I have a slight panic and stare at them, so they look back at me. "Does it work on you?"

I hit panic mode and go, "that's for me to know and you to not." And to prove it i knock off their hat and steal it. This bitch squeezes my side, I collapse, and they take their hat back. They stare at me and say, "So it does work." They smile and get back to what they were doing.

Theeen at lunch I steal their chocolate milk and they repeatedly squeeze my side til I gave it back to them. Keep in mind my three other friends are sitting with us, and they all just stare at me and smirk. So yeah. Help.

#tickle content #like no one cares #but yknow #this scared #the absolute shit #out of me

[jhuzen]

WHATS THE NAME OF YOUR OTHER ACC IF YIU HACE ONE

What account :DD

#joozhenju’s dumbass answers #you can never waterboard that #out of me

[aestheticjunkyard]

#donna missal #out of me #revel #music

[snakeoilpictures]

in a sour mood cause went to the store to get cleaning supplies, stuck in traffic, it feels like 97 out, humid as balls, finally get there, park, and suddenly there is a crime scene and blood clots and i get back in car and go right back home to clean up.

#i #cant #wait #to #get #this #fucking thing #out of me #9.7cm fibroid ruining my life

[swamp-king1827]

LMAO my jaw still hurts from moshing

#I got the shit elbowed our #out of me #it was so fucking awesome

[hojlundaise]

the transition im crying

#this made me laugh so much i have to have it on here #looks like bruno being subbed out

[ilona-mushroom]

Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.

#socialist #socialism #communism #anti capitalism #the belief that we won’t work under capitalism genuinely makes me so mad #like #you realize the goal of social reform is to abolish imperialism right? #there won’t be good just showing up out of nowhere without slavery and/or imperialism

[yellowpoet]

hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

#This thought came to me out of nowhere I sat bold upright in bed #And realised I'm maybe stupid? #Text post #Jorts

[temporalteardrop]

bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time

#me serving customers while chappell roan's red wine supernova is stuck in my head #me: yeah that'll be £3.60 / my brain: she did it right there‚ out on the deck: put her canine teeth in the side of my neck #rose's incessant yearnings #rose's gay little job #rose's ramblings

[street-of-mercy]

#ides of march #julius caesar #caesar #brutus #knives out #*muffled laughter* #you can't tell me it's not like that #happy ides of march eve

[ominouspuff]

You know who you are

but for everyone else btw it was @razzbberry

#artists on tumblr #tumblr shenanigans #boop day on tumblr #Booping the mutuals #Boop this fool #You cannot comprehend the full throat debilitating laughs that laid me out on my carpeted floor at this my friend