#oven door

[bookwxrmish]

Instruments I think the kotlc characters would play

Sophie- trombone, but knows how to play Cocomelon on piano

Keefe- oven door and alto saxophone(learned it to play Silent Whisper to annoy Fitz, but actually enjoys it.)

Fitz- can kinda play the trumpet but is secretly AMAZING at playing the ukulele

Dex- my little oboe player

Biana- clarinet and flute because she can

Linh- piccolo and violin because it annoys her parents and her twin (and Princess Purryfins loves the sound of the violin.)

Tam- bassoon and any percussion because he needs to let his anger out on something (Keefe once walked in on him playing the flute, but kept silent- miraculously)

Maruca- ma'am is a bari sax player by heart, but also knows the clarinet

Marella- percussion, trumpet, flute, piano, and trombone(likes to record herself playing the different instruments and plays calming pieces for her mom)

Stina- gives off clarinet or flute energy

Forkle- he plays piano very well because his brother wanted to learn and he couldn't say no

#kotlc #musical instruments #flute #saxophone #oven door #when moms not home #oboe #bassoon #percussion #trumpet #piccolo #piano #violin #clarinet #sophie hatter #dex dizznee #biana vacker #fitz vacker #keefe sencen #marella redek #maruca chebota #stina heks #mr forkle #tam song #linh song #shannon messenger #sophie forced keefe to help her record when moms not home #sophie sent it to amy #keefe once played the sax 4 hours straight just because Cassius hated the sound #Sophie once cut open her head by banging it on the piano for cocomelon

[artemis-pendragon]

I am a creature of habits and none of them are very good

#chewing my nails and checking the oven at 3am and feeling my pulse every ten seconds and locking the doors and #ocd #depression #anxiety #mental illness #tw mental illness #bipolar #health anxiety #hypochondria

[andypantsx3]

boyfriend shouto who occasionally ices the door handle so you can't open it. when you whip around to demand he stop being a little shit, he taps his mouth with one long finger and says, "ah but you haven't paid the toll yet."

#very quickly he realizes the scalability of this move #and soon you are paying the smooch tax for almost everything #opening the oven & the fridge door & different jars and cans of things which somehow become blocks of ice if u leave them on the counter #andie's ideas #character: todoroki shouto

[ccccandies]

saw trap idea: ur chained to a kitchen stove and u have to of in the cold food of out hot eat the food. and if u dont then man door hand hook car door

#why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food #man door hand hook car door #saw franchise #saw movies #saw 2004 #saw x #saw #everyone laugh.

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #152

Every year around the holidays, a "bug war" breaks out in the Parker-Stark households 

Not bugs as in creepy crawlies. Technology bugs. Surveillance.

Tony and Peter are both determined to figure out what the other wants for the holidays 

The two are on surprisingly even ground: Peter's spider-sense doesn't consider this a threat, and FRIDAY won't snitch. They both have to find any "bugs" the old fashioned way.

Bonus:

Soon enough the whole Ironfam is wrapped up in it. November and December become a time of yearly paranoia, everyone watching what they say and "checking for bugs." 

Even Peter's friends discover tiny bugs on them. When Ned first learns the itty bitty robot behind his coat button is from Tony Stark trying to find out what he wants for Christmas he faints on the spot

Bonus 2, Crack Taken Seriously Boogaloo:

For a bit of drama: it's all fun and games until one year Peter gets kidnapped. The situation is bad. They only find him in time thanks to one of the "holiday bugs" Tony recently snuck on

#like when your ipad listens to you but these dumbass geniuses literally both wrote sentient AIs #irl: you google neat vacation spots and suddenly facebook wants you to know about their $39.99 beach towels #fic: may once cursed out her oven in a fit of rage #for xmas that year tony 'big of brain dumb of ass' stark hired her a PRIVATE CHEF #tony: but may! you seemed upset! you quoted gordon ramsey at your kitchen appliances! in italian! #may (after ushering the nice chef from italy out the door): YEAH WELL HERE'S ANOTHER QUOTE FOR YOU #I WAS TALKING TO MY KITCHEN APPLIANCES YOU FUCKING DONUT #NOT TO YOU #tony: but may!.. (spatula aimed at his head smacks into wall) #irondad fic ideas #irondad and spiderson #ironfam #iron dad and spider son #peter parker #tony stark #fun fact: these are the shenanigans that led to the great bunny disaster of 2012 #btw rhodey is to blame for things escalating so quickly #one year he said in earshot of one of peter's bugs: gosh I wish I had a way to participate in this fun bonding game :( #peter- immediately makes rhodey a whole batch of his own bugs #nothing was ever the same #weekly reminder that i love you all but am too busy to be human :) #see announcements

[werewolf-transgenderism]

some of you may remember last year when the person down the hall from me left the apartment while cooking a pizza and the fire department had to knock in his door. well, today, his fire alarm was going off for thirty minutes and nobody was answering the door so we called the fire department and they had to knock in the door and the guy was just in there playing video games while his oven was, again, on fire. what the hell is going on with this guy

#how noise cancelling are your headphones that you don’t hear your fire alarm or the fire department KNOCKING IN YOUR METAL DOOR #or notice that whatever is in your oven is on fire?!?!

[scintillyyy]

dick 🤝 tim: canonically being able to cook AND canonically cooking for other characters they care about yet getting relegated to only cereal or protein bars

#listen tim moves into a new place and invites dick over so he can cook for dick #and dick is so excited about his little brother getting a new place he brings over something he made in celebration #tim opens the door holding onto a casserole he just got out of the oven #and dick is standing there holding onto a casserole he's planning on putting into the oven

[nyhti]

I'm watching Atom Man vs. Superman and using it's version of Lex to work on my own design of him

#lex luthor #my art #i loved it when he bonked the synthetic kryptonite on the oven door <3 #i'm happy they didn't do a second take #it's little things like that that make the characters feel real <3

[tooquirkytolose]

you work at a bakery? do you like it? ive been considering quitting my job to go work at a bakery but i'm worried i have unrealistic expectations. but i really like baking and im good at it

I think a lot of people have this romanticized idyllic notion of bakeries without realizing its a lot of hard work and manual labor but if you genuinely enjoy doing it (like i actually really DO like decorating cakes) it can be worth it. Obviously not every workplace is the same but yknow, thats every job

#like personally my ass could never be a baker i am so scared of those giant ass ovens #scared of walking in there to get out the bread and having the door close on me

[toshitophchan]

Roddacember 2023 Day 10 | Epic Memorable Moment

Not pictured- the twenty billion other epic scenes I could have memed

#roddacember #roddacember 2023 #deltora quest #the rondo trilogy #teen power inc #three doors #man remember when sunny jumped out a burning building #or when she kicked a lady into an oven #or when she-

[krash-and-co]

lockwood and co scooby doo crossover when (I am going to be the one to do it aren't I)

#drawing the Scooby gang doing the door thing rn actually #lockwood and fred would be friends I think #Lucy would hate Daphne so fucking much actually #holly and her would get along tho #George and Velma would be friends #and shaggy perhaps #maybe flo and shaggy would vibe #idk why tho I just feel like it #also plot twist Scooby can hear the skull #why? it would be so fucking funny #first there's a talking dog then it can hear the talking skull nobody else can #I think that would make the funniest conversation to walk into #'hey Lucy I made you t-' *holly sees a dog and skull seemingly having a conversation from the bottom of the oven* 'what the fuck' #lockwood and co #scooby doo #I'm not explaining myself to u

[cronagorgonzola]

If we wanna talk about "unskilled labor" let's talk about landlords who rake in thousands of dollars a month and will refuse routine repairs and maintenance because they don't know how a fucking house works

#.txt #im subletting my current apartment from someone who's been living here for years #and he basically has to be the landlady's manager because she only wants to talk to him #and she wanted him to tell me to *open the kitchen door* for ventilation when i complained that the oven has a strong gas smell #after she bolted the windows and had them painted shut and hooked the hood vent up to a *dimmer switch* #and then she threatened to take the oven out entirely because its 'not supposed to be used full-time' #if cooking pizza rolls makes my whole apartment smell like gas the building has a problem

[hit-tab]

So there's an idle where René brushes back/fixes his hair with his hand, right? But he was saying something when I went into photo mode so in true dumbass fashion he just looks like he realised that he left his helmet in Bakbattahl twelve days ago.

#dragon's dogma 2 #well either that or he thinks he's left the oven on #or forgot to lock the front door when he left his arisen's house that morning #or all three

[cosmogenous]

fuck

#either me or one of my dumb fuciing housemates unthinkingly left the door open and i think my cat got out #and she's like so #so tiny and i think she's gotten out and idk if she's able to get back #it's dark out and im crying and im hiding bc i know neither of them are v good at comforting ppl when they're upset without sounding fake #and i don't wanna be snappy w thm #so im sitting behind the old brick oven and having a fucking cry like a massive baby #my kitty #my darling angel #idk what i'd do without pachi and i feel bad bc im ussually fine in a crisis but im sobbin u guys fr

[artemisbarnowl]

Every woman should be given a button when she's born and if she presses it her dad explodes. No exceptions.

#love the way my dad things disrespectful means disobeying rules never actually articulated outside his brain #and also the rules are made up and of no actual concrete importance #look both ways before crossing the street is a good rule to be safe #lock the door behind you good rule also #as is dont leave stove or oven or open flame unattended #my dads rules are not like this also i dont know i am being disrespectful until i break them and he complains #because he does not say 'i expect you to do this behaviour in this situation. if you do not i will complain endlessly #because i require a sense of control other other people and think you are personally trying to harm me when you act of your own free will #in a way that i disagree with even though it has no impact on my life at all'

[pixlokita]

Me: -cleaning cabinet doors- god this is taking forever.

Me: oh but we’re missing one at least I don’t have to clean it.

Me:

Me: WAIT-

#pix habla #Im losin it #context we left the house for like two weeks #me and mom I mean #and my sis and dad were in charge #and like yeah the occasional kitchen cabinet door has fallen on my head and foot a couple of times #but i just didn’t process it and I’m laughing so hard #excellent one less door to clean #I’ve been cleaning them with soap and water #sponges #sprays #and cleaning wipes #and whatever sticky stuff is on them just doesn’t come off #time to use oven foam and run away before my asthma goes crazy #man that was the funniest shit i should draw it #but Im also tired so #text post so I don’t forget