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Freshman Year ~ Spring Semester 

my shitty headcannon, also one day I’ll give you your mustache back my friend, one day.

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my hero academia au where everything is the same except it ends with Eri walking up to AFO and calling him a big stinky meanie face before kicking him in the shin and dragging off the league of villains to therapy (and also prison)

Loki’s the only one actually trying not to get them to go at all, or telling the guard as a preventative measure, or stalling with Heimdall, or not going under pretense of peace in ceremonial battle armour, or accepting the peaceful offer to leave jotunheim, but no one cares about Thor starting a war because Loki’s King which is Bad and Oh!! he must be Up To Something™ planning to steal Thor’s position this whole time!!

And what makes it even worse that they know their lives were saved but instead focus on how Thor was banished because Loki told the guard instead of how he wasn’t killed but only after Loki reveals his part in it!!

Loki even explains why he did it. And they all know he’s right about Thor not being ready!! But then Sif brings up that he’s jealous as an argument and no one disagrees!! 

Fandral even points out how ridiculous their accusations sound, but he still goes with them and follows along.

And then Loki tells them he’s king and they show no respect and ask for every other alternative to dob to, and he has to remind them he’s the ruler and he gives them another valid explanation along with the earlier one about why it’s better for Thor to be banished a bit!!

And now you’re thinking “hey, it’s okay, at least Asgard’s most loyal gatekeeper won’t support their idiotic accusations and help them commit treason” but then think again!: 

So we have Loki who already starts out getting no respect not even gain any support when he’s King. And he’s already been doubting his place in the world because he’s already having the Jotun/Laufeyson identity crisis! He is going around reminding people he’s King to reassure himself that not everyone is going to betray or abandon him… even as he takes note of all their behaviour indicating otherwise.

Is it any surprise Loki’s plan only required himself? Everyone else turned cloak in a time of war for the imbecile and the only one who accepted the legitimacy of his Kingship and his word… was also Thor, who he wasn’t the brother of, who was on Earth as a mortal, who Loki was being pitted against for the purpose of filling the slot of son/heir and reasonably thought would kill him on sight if he knew he was Jotun :) 

 And! As an extra bonus fun feature, it’s extra fun to remember that thanks to the deleted scene at the beginning of the film we know Loki is honest and open to the point where he speaks and admits that he gets jealous, but he doesn’t mind because he loves Thor.

He admits to his faults. Deleted opening scene of Thor 1 and he literally does what Frigga vilifies him for in Thor 2. 

Loki is literally that good a person. He means the best for Thor despite blatant favouritism and being overshadowed his whole life and the degrading comments where he’s looked down on for his skills. And along with everything else he faces in the film Loki comes to realize that it amounts to nothing because despite everything he’s ever done everyone doubts his love for Thor and loyalty to Asgard and he has no one that’s going to side with him regardless of who is right or wrong. Loki’s been on the best behaviour he could the past millennia of his life trying to be a good son a good brother and good friend and the second he inadvertently attains the throne there is not one person who will believe he intends to do well by it. 

If someone doesn’t sing A Thousand and One Nights to me as a way to confess their love I don’t want it

ive had this really weird disconnect with myself lately where i look in the mirror and have 2 immediate, polar opposite reactions and it usually winds me up with a thought process like, “oh this is NOT even me….but hey at least whoever the fuck it is looks kinda cute”

ive had this blog as my main since 2016 and before november 5th i had almost 16 thousand posts. I now have. well over 17 thousand. <3 

Imagine living in a country that makes u pay back the money they assisted you with for a global pandemic 🤪🤪🤪

how did adventure time make the most depressing fucking plot i’ve ever seen?? I Remember You never fails to make me sob like a baby. and that christmas episode where finn and jake steal ice king’s tapes and in the end they find the one where it’s just simon. i watched I Remember You for the first time when i was too young to process emotions that strong so now it’s the nostalgia + simon+marceline father/daughter relationship and how that was just completely lost and she was just a kid! he loved her so much! how do i cope with this. what am i supposed to do with this. i want them so much to elaborate for like 100 episodes on just marceline and simon but also that would fuck me up so bad. 

the line ‘that must be so confusing for a little girl’ shows so much compassion and empathy and then to see the stark contrast of that and ice king’s stupid face saying stupid shit makes me Break Down. it just hurts so much! it hurts and like how do u expect little me to cope with that? i DIDN’T i repressed it is what i fuckin did. jesus christ

Ariston drinks more coffee than would be advised by any medical professional, honestly. Sometimes he’s good about it and goes for decaf, but more often than not, he’s been relying on the caffeine throughout the day. Unfortunately, Ari doesn’t think there’s been a time yet that he’s been to Caffeine & Caffeine that it hasn’t been busy. He tries to make himself as small as possible, squeezing through the crowd of patrons with his drink in hand. It’s going decently well, until there’s an abrupt, sharp elbow that smacks into his back, jostling him forward — effectively spilling his coffee all over himself, and some on the man in front of him. “Oh, shit. I’m— I’m so sorry,” he stammers, blue eyes widening in mortification. ( @noahkramer​ )

Do people outside of Canada know who Terry Fox is? I recently learned that Terry fox day is only really done in Canada which is mind blowing to me because who wouldn’t want to raise money for cancer?!

hahahaha my roommate’s mom is over for the first time to see the house, and so she asked if she could see my roommate’s room and roommate goes “really..? i didnt expect you’d want to see it… it might be a bit messy” (i’ve never known it to be not messy lol) so roommate sprints upstairs to go see what it looks like, and from my room i hear them going “ohh… my… godd…” lool

being a cruel, cruel person, I’ve been quietly snickering every time a smut swap fic over 5k gets posted

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I really need to do a line up of my darpg character through the year of campaign so far…..he’s been thru…..so much…….

continued from here @auntiezelda​

“The covens” Lilith openly admitted, “The other High Priests and Priestesses” Yes, this was different from the gatherings of the Lords of Hell, it was different from everything in Pandemonium, but it was still leaders, different covens, different…ideas and opinions and there would, as there always was, be those who were seeking power. Zelda was, undoubtedly, in an important position with a significant amount of power, with connections to Hecate herself, and Lilith didn’t trust that there wouldn’t be some in the woods tonight who would like to….take that role for themselves. It was also a convenient crowd that any threats might find all too easy to hide in. 

“I want you know I’ll be…keeping an eye out,” She concluded, “Just in case”. 

Every time I see a post along the lines of “the person I reblogged this from is someone I enjoy seeing on my dash” I look to see who put it on my dash and without fail it’s someone whose url I don’t/barely recognize, have no memory of following, and this is the only post of theirs I can recall seeing in months

me to myself at 2am: should i get a septum piercing