Tumgik
#overheard at the mystery shack
fjb-blurbs · 2 years
Text
Naruto: A spoon is just a small bowl on a stick used to eat from a larger bowl.
Sakura: Why do you say the things you say?
Sasuke, eye twitching: why do you losers discuss this stuff at 3 in the morning?!
[#3 am ramblings : 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 ]
54 notes · View notes
Text
Avatar x child!oc
Lor'ne was a curious child, constantly wandering into the forest she yearned to learn more about. Unfortunately, because of her young age, she was forbidden to enter without one of her parents or siblings. That's why, when she overheard Lo'ak telling Spider he was going to explore the abandoned shack, she came up with a conniving plan. 'If you don't let me go with you then I'm telling sa'nu,' she huffed and crossed her small, blue arms. 'Wiya! You can be so annoying sometimes. Fine, you can come, but don't wander off,' Lo'ak glared at the girl, who responded with a toothy grin.
Later that evening, Lor'ne met Lo'ak at the fringe of the forest. The boy stood awkwardly, almost regretting his decision to go on the adventure as behind him also stood Spider and Kiri. Initially he had only wanted to go alone and now it seems as though it's a family affair. Smiling innocently, Lor'ne walked up to Lo'ak- dragging Tuk along with her. 'What is she doing here?' Lo'ak hissed to the young girl, eyeing Tuk suspiciously. 'Taking you is dangerous enough, if mum founds out I allowed both of you to join me she'll kill me.' 'Come on, Lo'ak. You'll already be in enough trouble just visiting the shack, what's a little more?' Tuk begged. Lo'ak groaned in response and began jogging towards the mythical trees and shrubs. When he realised the rest of the group wasn't following him, he glanced over his shoulder and shouted at them to keep up. Tuk turned to Lor'ne and grinned, the two of them chasing after him, quickly being overtaken by Spider and Kiri- who appeared to be in a world of their own as they giggled at one another. Lor'ne found them disgusting, all they ever did was give each other googly eyes.
Eventually, they arrived near the shack and all went their separate ways; Lor'ne and Tuk playing a game their father had taught them where one person had to chase the other and try and touch them, he said it was called 'tig'. 'Can't catch me,' Lor'ne taunted as she raced through bushes, stopping abruptly when she noticed giant feet marks in the mud. 'Woah! Look at these, they're bigger than my head.' The kids gathered around as Lo'ak inspected the tracks and soon began to follow them. When questioned on what he was doing he told the group he was following the tracks, something Lor'ne was extremely excited about. She got to go on a real adventure and solve the mystery of the humongous feet, her parents would never let her do something as fun as this.
The tracks led to the kids hoped destination, the abandoned shack. As they slyly observed as avatars dressed as humans roamed the area, Lor'ne started to feel slightly scared. The idea of an adventure didn't seem as enticing as it did just minutes ago. 'Lo'ak,' she whispered, 'I want to go home now.' Lo'ak suddenly felt guilty as he watched his sister's eyes fill with tears. Kiri embraced the girl, muttering encouraging words in her ears as she rubbed her back. Lo'ak, realising the danger he had put his family in, called his father despite the reservations he had. 'I've spotted someone, they look like avatars but they wear camouflage and assault rifles. They're six of them,' he reported. 'What is your position?' Lo'ak became hesitant, once again. 'We're at the old cabin.' 'Who are we?' Lo'ak braced himself, 'Me, Spider, Kiri... Tuk and Lor'ne.' After listening intensely, Lo'ak began to usher his family back the way they had come. Lor'ne had her hand in Tuk's as they ran in front of the others, when out of nowhere a man jumped out of the bushes and grabbed Tuk by her queue whilst another ripped Lor'ne away from her sister and grabbed her arm painfully. 'Lo'ak,' she whimpered as her family held weapons up to the blue soldiers that surrounded them.
Idk if I can be bothered to finish this but at least I gave it a go :/
7 notes · View notes
theenchantedecho · 1 year
Text
Love Potions, Lunar Longings, and Scandalous Engagements: The Enchanting Love Life of Remus Lupin
Is Remus Lupin Entangled in a Magical Love Triangle with a Potion-Making Witch and Sirius Black?
Dearest readers, prepare your Quick-Quotes Quills, for today we're diving into a love story as spellbinding as the most potent Amortentia! Our ever-mysterious Remus Lupin appears to be entangled in a magical love triangle with an enchanting potion-making witch and none other than Sirius Black! Can you believe it?
A Love Potion, or True Love's Spell?
Our eyewitness account, from a Hogsmeade resident who prefers to remain anonymous (we'll call them "Madam Moonlight"), places our magical couple—Remus and the beguiling potion-maker—enjoying a romantic moonlit stroll near the Shrieking Shack. "It was like something out of Witch Weekly's Most Charming Love Stories," Madam Moonlight said. "There they were, hand in hand, sharing soft whispers and laughter, as if they had known each other forever." If this doesn't have you reaching for your Extendable Ears, we don't know what will!
But wait, there's more! A well-respected wizard and potions enthusiast, who asked to be called "Potion Pete," shared his thoughts on the bewitching couple: "That witch is renowned for her talents in potion-making. I've seen her whip up a batch of amortentia in mere minutes! Could it be that Remus has fallen under her spell, or is it true love?"
From Marauders to Mates: The Padfoot and Moony Conspiracy
As if that's not intriguing enough, it seems that Remus's romantic life may be even more complex than we first thought! You might remember Remus and Sirius as two of the infamous Marauders from their Hogwarts days. These partners in crime were inseparable, always up to some mischief or another. But could their friendship have blossomed into something more magical? Our sources suggest that it just might be possible!
A fellow patron at the Leaky Cauldron, who wishes to remain anonymous (let's call them "Tipsy Tom"), overheard a rather intriguing conversation: "I saw them at the bar, looking quite cosy. They were talking in hushed tones, and Remus had the most brilliant smile on his face. Then Sirius whispered something, and they both burst into laughter. I couldn't help but notice a shiny ring on Remus's finger. Could it be...?"
An old friend of the pair, who prefers to go by the name "Moony's Mate," shared an anecdote that's sure to pique your interest: "I've known them both for ages, and I've always thought they'd make a perfect match. I remember this one time at Hogwarts when Sirius pranked Remus by transfiguring his quill into a lovebird. Remus was fuming at first, but then they both laughed it off, and Sirius's eyes were positively twinkling. I knew then that their bond was something special."
Mysterious Letters and Whispers at the Ministry
Adding fuel to the fire, a source from within the Ministry of Magic (going by the pseudonym "Ministry Mole") came forward with a juicy piece of information: "I've seen Remus and Sirius exchanging letters with the most exquisite and intricate handwriting. I couldn't help but notice the scent of freshly picked roses wafting from the parchment. If that doesn't scream 'love,' I don't know what does!"
Love Triangle, or Brewing Cauldron of Scandal?
So, dear readers, is our enigmatic Remus Lupin caught in a whirlwind love triangle, or are these simply tantalizing tales spun by gossip-loving wizards and witches? We can't say for certain, but one thing is clear: Remus's love life is currently as mysterious and thrilling as the most captivating novel in Flourish and Blotts!
A Hogwarts professor, who requested anonymity (we'll dub them "Professor Puzzled"), mused on the situation: "While I taught both Remus and Sirius, I can't say I ever noticed any romantic sparks. But love does have a funny way of sneaking up on people, doesn't it? As for the potion-making witch, she's certainly enchanting. I wouldn't be surprised if she's captured Remus's heart—or perhaps it's the other way around?"
As always, take these tantalising tidbits with a pinch of Floo powder. While we strive to bring you the most accurate gossip and rumours, remember that not all whispers can be verified. So, keep your Extendable Ears at the ready, and stay tuned for more updates on this enchanting love story!
In the meantime, we encourage you to submit your own stories, rumours, and sightings. Who knows? Your magical tale might just be the next big headline in "The Enchanted Echo"! Until then, we'll be waiting with bated breath to see how this captivating tale of love potions, lunar longings, and scandalous engagements unfolds. Will Remus Lupin choose the beguiling potion-maker, or will his heart belong to Sirius Black? The wizarding world is simply abuzz with anticipation!
@swearwolfremuslupin @afracturedstar
1 note · View note
Conversation
Stan: We need to open this locked door. Ford, give me your credit card.
Ford: Here.
Stan, pocketing it: Thanks. Wendy, break down the door.
761 notes · View notes
Conversation
Rose: Whatever you're thinking right now, stop.
10: What?
Rose: You always make that face when you're about to say something stupid to piss me off so cut it out-
10: I love you.
Rose:
10:
Rose:
10: Also cereal qualifies as soup.
Rose: I fucking knew it.
149 notes · View notes
Conversation
Morgan: And you think Emily will make it out of this alive?
Hotch: I think she might. She's proven difficult to get rid of.
107 notes · View notes
Conversation
Natasha: Whatever you're thinking right now, stop.
Clint: What?
Natasha: You always make that face when you're about to say something stupid to piss me off so cut it out-
Clint: I love you.
Natasha:
Clint:
Natasha:
Clint: Also cereal qualifies as soup.
Natasha: I fucking knew it.
146 notes · View notes
aosbuskids · 3 years
Conversation
Daisy: It's impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a.
Fitz: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter, here's one more to further disprove your theory.
Daisy: Fuck you.
73 notes · View notes
incorrectlyndrv3 · 3 years
Text
Himiko: Adults are boring and I hate them. I don't wanna buy all this stupid boring adult stuff my mom says I have to get to become a boring adult.
Kaede: Listen. We're going to get a dish rack, shower curtains, and a cutting board. But if you think for one second that I'm not also gonna buy that marshmallow shooter so that I can shoot you in the face with marshmallows while you sleep, then you're the dumbest girl I know.
Himiko, tearing up: You're gonna make me cry.
96 notes · View notes
Chara: Adults are boring and I hate them. I don't wanna buy all this stupid boring adult stuff people say I have to get to become a boring adult.
Asriel: Listen. We're going to get a dish rack, shower curtains, and a cutting board. But if you think for one second that I'm not also gonna buy that marshmallow shooter so that I can shoot you in the face with marshmallows while you sleep, then you're the dumbest enby I know.
Chara, tearing up: You're gonna make me cry.
102 notes · View notes
justsomespnthings · 3 years
Conversation
Dean: It's impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a.
Cas: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter, here's one more to further disprove your theory.
Dean: Fuck you.
16 notes · View notes
Text
Sheridan: I just want to hear those three little words.
Ivanova: I brought oranges?
Sheridan: that’s sweet but try again.
Ivanova: I will behave.
Sheridan: there you go.
23 notes · View notes
Conversation
Mabel: What are the rules of monopoly?
Stan: If the game lasts over four hours, you get the legal right to kill the person who asked to play.
623 notes · View notes
tazmiilly · 3 years
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
hes been telling jokes for 2 hours now
got the idea from @overheard-at-the-mystery-shack !!
4K notes · View notes
Conversation
Rose: I trust the Doctor with my life.
Alien: Do you think he knows what he’s doing?
Rose: I wouldn’t go that far.
143 notes · View notes
Conversation
Hotch, on the phone: Just bring up his mother and he'll talk, I'm at a parent teacher conference.
Hotch: Anyways, you said Jack is enjoying finger painting! That's great!
78 notes · View notes