#overheard conversation

[munchymunchkin]

#astrology #astro notes #astroloji #overheard conversation #overheard quotes #overheard #overheard la #barbie #oppenheimer #barbenheimer #barbie moon #Oppenheimer rising #moon #rising #moon rising #barbie memes #barbie meme #Oppenheimer memes #Oppenheimer meme

[avatarfan11]

Pema: its weird. you seem different? Somehow. Less stressed

Kya: you would be happy to if you got to see Lin's breasts as much as i do.

Pema: oh...ok...well I thought it had to do with the new airbenders.

Kya: Nah its the tits.

Lin: *Blushing because she heard the entire conversation*

#lok #legend of korra #kya ii #lin beifong #kyalin #kya x lin #pema #tlok kya #tlok lin #tlok pema #lgbtq #humor #sexy titts #n s f w ish #lovely breasts #overheard conversation #blushing #umbrum77 #legend of korra incorrect quotes #kyalin incorrect quotes

[jasontoddsguns]

Overheard conversation:

“I hit a deer”

“I thought you hit a parked car”

“Both”

#overheard conversation #tumblr

[weepingfoxfury]

'You win again' sings Errol Brown ... the man on the radio segways to his chef guest, they talk of hot chocolate and warm croissant ... snow today and the traffic lady talks of cancelled buses and trains ... I sip my coffee, gaze out of the window, revel in hibernation.

Dorothy Whipple lost out yesterday to Gérard Reve's 'The Evenings' (1947). So many old books being reprinted ... a pleasure to scan the charity shop shelves and be spoilt for choice. I know, i could simply stand and peruse my own filled to the brim bookshelves ... reacquaint myself ... close my eyes and imagine overheard conversations:

'Oh I'm sure you'll be alright, depends which Judge is on' ... 'We could get these for Auntie Mary', 'Not with her bunions we couldn't' ... 'Can't remember if I have this already ... oh I'll get it anyway.'

I could ... but it wouldn't be the same ...

#man on the radio #cold weather #books #overheard conversation #writers of tumblr #original writing #photographers on tumblr #original photography on tumblr #naturephotography

[ladymunson]

Out grocery shopping and overheard this conversation.

Bloke: Get me some Nando’s sauce babe. (IYKYK)

Wife: You want medium?

Bloke: No I don’t want fucking medium, I want my ring flamin’

Me: *keels over laughing* 😆

Bloke: *turnes to me* was that funny? At least I made someone smile.

5 mins later

Me: *still laughing*

Bloke: *comes back to grab something* You can stop laughing now.

Me: Nope *carries on laughing*

Bloke: *turns to Missus* Why can’t you find me that funny?

#overheard conversation #overheard in grocery store #Iceland

[christelgothamite]

Conversations i over-heard while walking through college classrooms:-

"listen all i want is a big cake that has the words eat my ass on the front. No i am not gonna throw it on red hood--- i am gonna throw it on batman"

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Teacher: fighting is never the answer, cant you hug it out?

Student: *not breaking eye contact* you must be the new teacher.

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"you are such a weeb".

"at least i don't have clown porn"

"I TOLD YOU IT WASNT MY--"

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"Scarecrow is hot Janet"

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"listen if one of us can fuck lex luther, we might as well take the chance and money. He is Jacked--" (i am pretty sure it was a teacher)

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"batman gave me a lolipop yesterday when i was about to get robbed.he just has one on him."

#only in gotham #batman #gotham city #gotham #college #overheard conversation #gothamite #only in gotham rp #scarecrow #red hood #lex luthor

[drunkenskunk]

Meanwhile, somewhere in a Reno gas station...

"Good morning!"

"It's certainly morning, I'll give you that much."

"Tell me about it. The rain outside just keeps coming down, don't it? It's all wet 'n sloppy out there."

"Yup. Reminds me of my ex."

#meanwhile #Reno #overheard conversation

[the-cheese-slut]

conversation I overheard at the grocery store:

older kid: damn, one day Bill Nye is gonna die

younger kid, confused: what? No? He’s a scientist. He can’t die.

older kid:

Older kid: scientists die too. You know that, right?

younger kid: wait, WHAT???

#bill nye #overheard conversation

[salovie]

I really hate to do this to you, but

it’s something new and

I wasn’t sure how I felt about it, so

if you could help me

find a spot for this love?

And by the way,

What would happen if you only had one

but you took really good care of it?

What would happen if we didn’t move

for a hundred years?

#NaPoWriMo #poetry #napowrimo 2023 #prompt #write a poem that plays with overheard conversations #this was a good prompt to get today because I just wrote down a bunch of stuff people said in the waiting room at my kids’ gymnastics class #and then my daughter asked me those two adorable questions I tacked onto the end #the first one she was actually referring to only having one pair of clothes but I took some liberties hahah #free verse #not a haiku #inspired by a conversation i overheard today #overheard conversation

[mystery-of-arkham-asylum]

Walked past a group of teens in their school uniform and one girl said the best thing I've heard all day.

'It's getting to the point where I've got no more room for books. But that's not gonna stop me ever.'

#mysteryofarkhamasylum #[REDACTED] Speaks #overheard conversation

[thefrankshow]

“I still love you, but...”

#overheard conversation #love #i love you but #martin milner #route 66

[critically-appeasing]

seniors overhearing my convos

Me: What's the point of embalmment? You're not even gonna see the body anymore after you bury it or cremate it Friend: People just do it Me: It's a waste of makeup Senior walking in front of us: *turns around and looks concerned*

Btw, we're frens now

#random talk #overheard conversation #he nearly told the teachers

[weepingfoxfury]

Busterson: 'have you seen Blackbeard?' ... Clemence: 'what?' ... Busterson: 'have you seen ...' ... Clemence: 'I heard you the first time' ... Busterson: 'well ... have you?' ... Clemence: 'have I what?' ... (Busterson sighs) ... Busterson: 'have you seen ...' ... Clemence: 'you ask a lot of questions ... now eat your dinner!' ...

#photographers on tumblr #original photography on tumblr #naturephotography #feeding the cats #rescue cats #cats #black and white cat #catcore #old birdcage #captain blackbeard #invisible cats #overheard conversation #imagined conversation #conversations with my cats #humour

[wormyorchids]

New zine is out!! I Bought A Panama Hat in Hawaii and I have No Regrets is a zine of overheard conversation snippets. You can find it on my Etsy, or sign up for my Patreon to get a new minizine every month!!

#illustration #my work #drawing #art #sketchbook #weird art #Chicago #zine #minizine #overheard #overheard conversation #eavesdropping #overheard zine

[dougielombax]

Crazy shit I overheard during my job placement (before I got SACKED!).

(No I was not eavesdropping! I haven’t been dropping no eaves of ANY kind!)

Here it is.

“Didn’t you say you knew a cat named Oreo?”

“Hm? Oh. Yes. Yeah I did.”

“Whatever happened to him.”

“I think he got shot.”

“Oh dear.”

“Yeah. Sure it’s alright. He’s a cat. They got nine lives, so he’ll just get up from it like it’s nothing.”

Crazy shit.

Like I said.

#personal stuff #dougie rambles #overheard conversation #overheard #not eavesdropping! #cats #cat #nine lives #or lack thereof #puss in boots #tw animal death

[cookiecobra]

Ron: Harry, what’s an alcoholic?

Harry: You see those 6 cars? And alcoholic would see 12

Ron: But there’s only 3 cars!

#hogwarts #harry potter #drarry #hogwartsismyhome #overheard at hogwarts #harry potter memes #funny content #drunk #alcholic #overheard conversation